@9_volt_
Imagine some crypto nerd walking up to Miyamoto and holding a picture of his Mario NFT going “I own Mario. He’s mine and mine alone. I get to be him because I own him”
@pointlessleslie
There’s so much wrong here
-Using straight up creamer instead of milk or water
-Boiling *CREAMER* in a coffee pot???
-The way she scoops out a tablespoon and then proceeds to just dump the container in
-Using like half of the bottle of syrup
-“This makes it extra good”
@lunar_neo
This is the worst kind of experience. I had a few cis guys friends drunkedly say to me the other night "You're not a milf, you don't have kids, you're like milf-adjacent at best" and nothing hit harder than knowing I will *never* get to be a mother in a way they see "valid."
@Bee_Kirby
Lego Dimensions deserves a "Definitive Edition" re-release with all of the Toys' content on the disc, that game had too much good stuff in it
@HatokTalk
This one hurt, I liked JoCat’s animations and seeing people scream cringe at a video that’s years old really says a lot about how much cringe culture is unfortunately still a thing. Weird or quirky is bad, anything else is whatever
@lackingsaint
I’m going to scream it’s literally the “Debate me bro” argument over and over again. Guy literally says “I’m against your very existence” but still demands a soapbox
@AyvieArt
Im getting a series of irl-me transitioning into my sona from my friend
@MetallicUmbrage
, so far we have the fourth part sketched out and then it’s just one more after that >:o
Dragon girls need their spyronolactone
@Q_Review
To Marvel, Spider-Man can only have two stories:
-retell his origin
-his life gets fucked very badly and everything in his life sucks now and there’s no joy anywhere
@db_witch
His videos were actually the blueprint for my sense of humor for the rest of my life. I make a point to rewatch his Christmas special every year
Wife loved Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 and wanted to replay them
I told her she had to download 1.5 and 2.5 Remix and she said "what the fuck"
Then this popped up and I had to revive her with smelling salts
@KINGDOMHEARTS
Ah yes. "Cloud versions." On the system where its main selling point is that you can take it on the go. To places without internet. Very smart.
@RealYouTubeKids
Something so poetic about the game about making you feel like shit for playing violently (the only way they let you play) has a cameo from the series that prides itself on its ultravoilence (MK). Also rip Siren
@HatokTalk
I remember when the first games were out people speculated that the series would eventually reach modern times and you’d play as Desmond as a pro-assassin taking the big company down
That uh. Didn’t happen did it.
@doctor_genome
Ryu and Shadow should be friends. You could take literally any character and pair them with shadow and they’d be friends. It just makes sense
@GreatCheshire
We were denied lesbians and then shoved into the most 2014 statement possible. And then they made it a live service game that’s supposed to have multiple seasons of story??? Everything I see of this game makes me think I was too hard on Arkham knight. It coulda been a lot worse
@fyridk
@WendySnowRadish
How this guy still had a career is beyond me, I keep seeing GameXplain in my recommendations and every time someone retweets him I wonder if they know
@HatokTalk
Isn’t the “pay for emulator” mindset just because they have a patreon for beta access? The main branch is and has always been free. That’s nothing nefarious and people get so weird about shit
@humble
“We apologize for the way these changes were rolled out” but you aren’t sorry for the changes??? Huh??
“...Future development will include exploring different approaches to the sliders and how splits work” You’ll just get rid of it again if you want???
@SnapsCube
I despise how Nintendo themselves asks a question of “Doesn’t Nintendo have an obligation to preserve its classic games?” And then completely ignores the question they just asked themselves
@SYACVG
Literally every time there’s a “person responds to rumors” it’s a no. Of course the company is going to say it’s not real if they’re under contract. And then the community still takes the no as a “yes” because of that fact
@WendySnowRadish
This Pibby thing shouldn’t have continued, it should have been a one-time weird thing. Now we’re just gonna get months of Twitter analyzing nonsense
@Defunctland
If theaters are going to demand to exist, we really gotta bring back Drive-in theaters. I know some still exist but we need them in a bigger capacity.
I can’t wait for all of these 2021 movies to come to digital so I don’t have to leave my house
@AyvieArt
Do you think someone transitioning would get a massive hit of euphoria when they breath fire for the first time? Knowing that the changes run more than skin deep, that even on a biological level you’re more and more the species you were meant to be
I think it’s very silly that Minecraft, a game richer than some countries and backed by the largest tech company this side of Seattle, has to have a yearly fan vote to add a single NPC animal that the average player won’t even see
@Mythical
That’s not fair, y’all. The whole point of the “contest” was to replace the bass guitar and instead you get a guitar from a famous person and shove the actual winner’s donation behind the couch. It feels disrespectful
@RockumanEXE
Most KH merch is like this too. Guess Disney really only cares about Square when it comes to making the games, otherwise they just kind of shrug and go “This is Kingdom Hearts, right???”
@WendySnowRadish
*Literally* the first Google image search????
I’m at the point where if somebody falls back on “Kingdom Hearts is too convoluted” I literally stop giving a shit about what they have to say
@SYACVG
Remember when Sony let them publish a real-time tech demo on PS5 to drum up hype, it had a whole countdown and everything, all to lead up to like 4 seconds of someone’s foot walking by?
What is even happening here anymore
@FinalBossFemme
I got a ticket once because the school decided they wanted a parking lot to be empty for guests of a basketball game a week in advanced. They forced all students to leave their parking, and this was the lot for students *living on campus*. I transferred at the end of semester
It feels like the moment Nintendo saw that their movie was on its way to becoming the highest grossing animated movie ever they were like "QUICK, GET IT ON STREAMING, GET IT ON BLU-RAY, WE HAVE TO STOP IT!!!" lol I don't get it
@headfallsoff
It sure is great having to buy specially-marked packages of Chips Ahoy!™️ brand-cookies just so I can be a slightly different purple color