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Vincent Ochieng

@SmartKingKE

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#KOT 's son// #Tech // #Chess ♟// #MUFC // Gor Mahia. I Cook. AIMS FOR PERFECTION.

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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Hi everyone, I can confirm that I managed to pick brand new laptop battery, a really nice original laptop bag and Ksh 500 as promised by Ken. Y'all can visit Ken for laptop repairs and accessories and reward humanity in the process. Once more asante Ken na ubarikiwe🙏
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kennedy ooko
1 year
@JaKompyuta Am sell computer accessories and repair, am willing to give him free brand new battery.. My shop is located in Nairobi CBD TOM MBOYA and Kenyatta Avenue JUNCTION, building called BEBA BEBA TRADE CENTER SHOP NUMBER B03, contact 0725226979.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Hey #KOT , my name is Vincent Ochieng, student at jkuat. Below is a pic of me at juja market hustling. Am pleading with you guys to help me get a laptop kindly coz that's where all my hopes lies. I already made a tough decision last year to drop out of campus due to lack of fees
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
9 months
When I thought it could get better 💔💔💔💔 Rest easy Dad!
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
9 months
Hey breatherens, tbh I'm scared to do this but please I'm kindly requesting you guys if you could come through for me. Okay the burial is set to be on 4th,Jan and I need your help. You can support me through 0727664787🙏 It will mean the most to me. Thanks and be blessed everyone
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Vincent Ochieng
9 months
When I thought it could get better 💔💔💔💔 Rest easy Dad!
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@AfricaFactsZone Nigeria with a population of a continent oly have 3.5m twitter users? Or is that because they have to go and charge their phones in Ghana before they can tweet?
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Okay my dad amekuwa ill for quite sometimes and my mom could nolonger support both me and my two sisters in high school while at the same time taking care of dad. So nliamua Mimi ndio nichukue leave until things could get better
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
During this time I thought what I could do, I decided to get into software development and social media marketing. Nliamua kuanza na digital marketing coz through at least I could get some gigs to keep me going as I do software engineering.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
did and completed an online Digital Marketing course which was being offered freely by Aleph Digital Ads in March. And I had already started learning software development until lately I was robbed my laptop apo Jerusalem Street kutoka gate B ya jkuat juja.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Iyo lapi ndio ilikuwa inanisadia coz sometimes I could do transcription and get something to keep me going. Tangu niibiwe lapi mambo imekuwa ngumu man. Nimejaribu kuhustle, kwanza kama huwa unakuja juja market na kuna kijana ashaiku-approach akusaidie kubeba mzigo , it was me.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Nshajaribu mpaka kuhawk fruits but ni ngumu manze juu kuna rent pia inafaa ilipwe. Sometimes it get tough mpaka nalala njaa. So nisaidieni please @5peopleke . @MikeSonko @SakajaJohnson @Osama_otero @wayne_gakuo @evenmaina @Kimuzi_ @Moha001_Onyango
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
10 months
@indimulii_ @AlfredMwandagha Haha very real and lemme tell you maina, your wife loves her office boyfriend more than she loves you
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Hey #KOT , Allow me to take this opportunity to thank each and everyone of you who came through and even those who are still coming through. A special shout out to @BravinYuri . It all started with him, a simple retweet from him might be what will change my life forever.
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@mtumnoma Admission number: HDE222-1187/2019.
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@Jvstjeff_ Laptop could help me get some money through transcription. I also need it to continue pursuing web development
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@JaKompyuta Hey bro, thanks, nikupate wapi
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
2 years
@Snoopgode @Osama_otero That Billy last minute screamer>>>>>😂
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
9 months
@sangdebby Thanks you, it's my little siz who texted that, mom called
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@polo_kimanii Why you mentioning bahati and Jaguar?😂😂Put OG, Otile, Willy Paul, Nameless, Meja, Nyash , Sauti Sol na iyo kitu tunachukua asubuhi na mapema
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@elliswanderi Hi, here's my contact 0746065844, your dm is closed
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@WAMBUTHSI Yes 💯
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Some good people have pledged to settle my fees and fund my remaining academic years as I'll be resuming January next year. Now it's all on me to put the hard-work, stay resilient and focused until dreams are achieved.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
I consider myself #KOT 's son and I promise I'll make all your supports worth it. My success story won't be published without #KOT in it. Otherwise asanteni tena and may The Most High bless all of you. Asanteni jameni ( In His Excellency Former President Uhuru Kenyatta's voice)
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@onaga_sam @lando_oberana Currently in juja, but home is Homa Bay
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
7 months
@NjeriWaMigwi @kilundeezy Unasoma vitu zingine unashangaa why God allow such people to exist💔💔
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
6 months
@mbiti_mwondi Kumbe it's personal , ni kama mama alijam akadeclare all out war haha @Osama_otero
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
2 years
@kilundeezy Then akishatoka Twitter utakuwa billionaire kama yeye?
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@iamjuddah I do immediate follow back
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
7 months
Luos love status and to stand out. All moneyed luos go for Kikuyu chics because they are the German machines of women according to them. Average luo children grow up with a dream of marrying a kikuyu chic
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LAIKA
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Luo men mtuambie mbona mnapenda kyuk chics bana. Fungueni roho, this is a safe space 👀
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@Saddam_KE Umeamua
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@lawrencekitema Just follow @SmartKingKE and I FB instantly
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
11 months
@TheOtherDelo_ And you always got stuff to say about Wakadinali and mostly negative. Kama hawakunice leave them hujalazimishwa kuwaskiza
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@Mutua_Nohell Hi bro, 0746065844
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@MissGakii Hi, I was pursuing Bsc. Procurement and Contract Management. Though currently there's no 4.1 class until January next year. But for now any help would be appreciated 🙏
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Vincent Ochieng
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@EtimPoxman @AfricaFactsZone Still speaking in Early Man's Language in this century?
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@WelBeast Your starboy when it mattered 😂😂😂
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@skuota I'll do thank you.
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@AfricaFactsZone Next time bring data on why most illegal immigrants in any country are Nigerians. For the sake of my research study.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
2 years
@ESPNFC Citeh's downfall
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@ItsJeffreyJeff Hajui before you satisfy external customers you should first satisfy internal customers( employees)
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@JaKompyuta Open dm kindly
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
10 months
@Osama_otero Even those parents who keeps comparing you with other age mates doing better than you are toxic imo
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@mike_kodewa Hey bro, sorry didn't see this tweet. But I think any laptop that can do programming will do. I think 30k is enough if am not wrong
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@stevenoluoch Thank you, be blessed 🙏
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@DukJawiro2 Amen bro. Thank you
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
To those who still want to reach out, you can do so through 0746065844. Otherwise asanteni🙏
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@IceyTega @AfricaFactsZone Has stable electricity unlike your papa
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@Andyricch @AfricaFactsZone You rather reply to a dry joke than ask for electricity from your government. Misplaced priority if you ask tbh.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@_fels1 I have an ask, When the world will be ending for Christians as per the Bible, will it for the Hindus, Muslims, etc as well?
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@_fels1 There are scammers but there are genuine cases as well where internet strangers are the only option. The fact is that if Bravin didn't see my message and come to my rescue, maybe I could be no more.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
7 months
@samuelluckhurst That's why bro only had one photo throughout the saga
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@Kinkyivy1 @AfricaFactsZone If you had sufficient electricity and internet you could have googled Ghana's population and answered yourself that question 😂😂😂🥲
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@mtumnoma Fungua dm
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Have you ever had a 'man to man' talk with God? Yeah, kuna day nlikuwa apo juja market doing my usual hustling; kubebea watu mzigo, loading and offloading waru, etc; nliapproach mse flani nimsaidie kubeba mzigo. Mse aliniambia hana mzigo ya kubeba but he gave me 100bob.
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@WAMBUTHSI Open dm kindly
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@sonxpirea Haina shida bro
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@BBeutah Hi, we pay school fees through bank accounts. Currently there's no session for 4.1 until January next year.
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@HashDashTheReal Hi open dm kindly
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Dance now you fraud!
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@biel_m04
Gabriel Magalhaes
2 years
🗣️ Blablablabla........
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
3 years
@amerix Is it normal mtu ako 22yrs kuexperience wet dream bana
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
10 months
@wmnjoya So you think you'd pop out of nowhere then drill a borehole without doing tests wether the water would be okay for consumption?😂😂😂
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
9 months
Been saying it, the only crime single moms did is not doing abortions like y'all girlfriends. Some of these childless girls have upto 3 abortions on their names but we won't talk about it coz atleast they ain't single moms
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MetroBoomin
9 months
We project alot of hate and harshness towards single mothers and ignore the fact that they did not impregnate themselves,A man did it and ran away,vichwa zenu ni mzuri kweli? The one who should be getting bashed id the man who refused to be accountable for his consequences
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
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@5peopleke The way alcohol is bitter nashangaa watu wanaipenda aje
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Your tweet was like on fit men can get laid. The fact is that even the fattest person on earth would get laid. And your girl can cheat on a fit you with a chubby ugly looking fellow.
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Eve Maina
1 year
Observation: Fit men & men who work out had no problem with my tweets yesterday. It’s the fat and thin ones that were throwing tantrums.😅 Anyway, may all genders unfat,get your dream bodies and may the thin men start gaining muscle mass. Shalom brothers and sisters😁
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@mTinai1 @AfricaFactsZone That's what I'm saying. They can't tweet from naija coz there would be no electricity.
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Vincent Ochieng
10 months
@polo_kimanii Yet another episode of the battle of the fatherless
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@JMghana @Mutua_Nohell Nmecheki man asante
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
When my dad's mental illness started, I was still in highschool. Man I couldn't even tell my friends coz how was I to tell them that you no bros, my dad has become 'mad'. He got an accident with a motorbike and didn't bleed, his head just swole.
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Vincent Ochieng
2 years
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Vincent Ochieng
11 months
@PiocheBrio He's not even the best in wakadinali
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
10 months
Luo math: expensive = quality, Forgetting sometimes this is a marketing strategy 😂😂😂
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Vincent Ochieng
2 years
Haha that's @SharonJebitok , these mofos are looking young but making some bug moves in tech industry, I love them😍
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GDSC - TKNP #Devfest24'
2 years
Amazing session right here, coming right up! Join @SharonJebitok @odipo_monicah @dev_180memes @jimmytron_ke and many more amazing devs for 「LINUX BASICS FOR <DEVELOPERS/>」 Save the date:
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@Kenyans The type of tweets we will need to mute coz how many times will we describe Gachagua in one word?
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
In a world where there are a 100 of millions people you could fall in love with. It's crazy that you could only fall in love with your friends ex.
@kafangi
𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘
1 year
Men on my tl,unaweza date dem alikuwa wa beshte yako?
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
10 months
Comrade sai mzazi amekutumia 200 anakuambia iyo ndiyo pesa ako nayo mbele nyuma ata hao uko home wamelala njaa. Unaona iyo 200 ukibuy supper kesho itakuwa imeisha inabidi useti odds kama tano pale betika atleast iongezeke ukule siku tatu ivi.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
10 months
@Osama_otero My mom ako obsessed na nyumba I think ntamuekea Ka mansion kake
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Certain gentleman brought me these books. Sjui nianze na gani...
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
2 years
@ItsJeffreyJeff Nigotee Mimi ndio nko na kofia apo
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@Degrata254 Ni dem mrembo?
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
9 months
@ngughii Kuna slangs zingine unaambiwa ata dictionary haisaidii , Google 😭😂
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@I_am_ndonga Absolutely 💯
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@evenmaina The fact is that the origin of Human being and the universe is still a mystery. The Bible stories themselves have so much loopholes in them just like the traditional African beliefs.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@skuota Hi, open dm kindly
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
2 years
@Osama_otero is single-handedly fighting for development of Nyanza counties
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Sir-Rap-A-Lot
2 years
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
8 months
In all the cases it's men benefiting
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@polo_kimanii Joke on you if you think so
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Happy Father's Day Dad. I just wanna say thanks for all the sacrifices you've made for us. The sacrifices shall be rewarded for sure. Otherwise continue fighting. I know you will win and we will celebrate the feat.
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@SirAlexas Did the borrowing start after he was sidelined or what's all this sidelined bs about?
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Vincent Ochieng
1 year
@evenmaina If she's a girl and she's wearing a long denim skirt
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@SmartKingKE
Vincent Ochieng
1 year
Octopizzo 🐐 liked my tweet. Me right now:👇😎
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