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If I can’t be funny in real life I’ll try my best not to be funny on twitter too

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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
New PFP "The Green Schemer" 1 of 1 from @KaijuKingz This mutant Kaiju perfectly embodies everything about me. Web2 me vs Web3 me meme incoming shortly.
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@SmallDickHero
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If BladeRunner Punks hit a floor of 0.5 I will sing karaoke in a dress and make up to a song of the communities choosing. I have informed several large communities of this promise and we will make a channel that everyone can watch. This tweet will be pinned.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
I see a @KaijuKingz I follow a Kaiju King. It’s simple. GM
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
Stop grinding projects and start grinding friends. Friends have made me far more in this space than any WL.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Back to the OG PFP @KaijuKingz
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Just added another @BladeRunnerPunk hoodie to the collection. Im going to be the biggest hoodie holder of BRUNKS
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Shit my feed is full of new people joining @KaijuKingz and getting their seconds/thirds. This is a sad day for my wallet and future Kaiju purchases.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
If you don’t own a @creatureNFT you are missing out.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
I’m giving away all of my NFTs to one random person who likes, follows, and retweets. This is not engagement farming I promise.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Enjoyed my time in @creatureNFT world and can’t wait for the next journey. Creatures WAGMI
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
If you don’t like @creatureNFT and complain about what @dannycoleee vision is unfollow me or I will flame the fuck out of you
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Just copped my Ash Pass from @ashrobinqt . I think this guy could do big things. Don't 😴 on the next big one. Public sale is today at 7PM EST. #NFT #Alpha #AlphaPass #NFTCommunity #Mint
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
I generally dont like pumping my @KaijuKingz bags because I intend to buy more and dont want the floor to go up but look at this fucking shit. This is amazing.
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
Some of you love your PFP because of its floor price. I love my PFP because it is me. We are not the same.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
@dannycoleee hard at work. Filming the upcoming creature movie.
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
@ThePossessedNFT I’ll give you 0.05 and not an eth more
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
The forever circle jerk that is happening with those that have NFT influence is so fucking annoying. I think it’s time to wake up the hero you don’t want.
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
Should I do a giveaway for 1 single RWASTE? 🤔
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Is anyone else riding this Gas Dao stimmy pump? To the fucking moon. Claim here Dextool:
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Fuck I wish I had some @BladeRunnerPunk for this pump. Oh wait I still have 23. Get rekted.
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@SmallDickHero
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6 years
@IGN Put it back in the bottle!
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Hello to my new invisible girl friend! @InvsbleFriends @ashh_eth
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Dumped 2E into SOS coin after market manipulator @beaniemaxi dumped on everyone last night. It’s so nice to be fucking right.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Welcome to the family Mike Wazowski. You are loved here.
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
Some people blame the raising interest rates, some people blame the war, some people blame supply chain issues I blame pixelmon
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Bought @BladeRunnerPunk on a free mint today. This project is taking off. Get in now before you are left out in the cold. Celebs are aping in, alphas are going wild, everyone is making cash hand over fist. I can only lead a horse to water though. Enjoy the drink big brains.
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
Ok wow I wasn’t expecting such a response on my giveaway tweet for 1 single RWASTE! Lets do a giveaway! Follow me, @9gagceo , and @memeland Like/retweet this post and tag a couple people you want to annoy. Picking winners before the end of the PXN raffle!
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
Im minting memelist today. Shout out to @KaijuKingz for making it happen. Kingz on top.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
@pranksy @0xGasDAO The rich are mad they cant dump on us and ruin the parade. EAT THE RICH
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
OMFG HOLY SHIT
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Everyone loved talking shit about me not selling my gold chain wizard hat genesis @KaijuKingz when floor was down. WELL LOOK AT THE FLOOR NOW YOU ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKERS WE IN DIS.
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@SmallDickHero
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I don’t see what’s so United about all these states
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Ok I literally can’t stop walking around my room after that @Coinbase_NFT @KaijuKingz announcement. You have no idea how long I have been committed to the Kingz and this made my fucking WEEK
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Is there a worse feeling than not getting the WL all your friends got?
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
All hands on deck. Ships pushing off. Destination: The fucking moon. @projectPXN @0xH_pepp
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@SmallDickHero
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7 @projectNANOPASS fragment giveaway. To win this prize please like, and retweet this post and to prove you are not a bot please tag @NotAyraz and tell him that his feet smell. I will roll for the winner in 3 weeks. Good luck to everyone involved.
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@SmallDickHero
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@stapleverse Thank you for letting the bots have more time
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
I am my @KaijuKingz and my @KaijuKingz is me. @memeland I appreciate you!
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
Who misses THE Small Dick Hero?
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@SmallDickHero
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The longer I’ve been in web3 the more I’m seeing how fucking easily manipulated all you dumb fucks are.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
I got a 1/1 @KaijuKingz mutant and an @InvsbleFriends within a 24 hour period and I’m having a very hard time picking which one to make my PFP for this week. Any help #twitter ? #NFT #PFP #Help
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Just copped. I have a thing for hoodies. @BladeRunnerPunk
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
Does anyone know a good divorce lawyer who accepts Luna?
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
FREE MINT MONDAY WAS LONGIMAL It is minted out in 5 minutes and its going to !PUMP I would recommend grabbing some floors right now before its moons.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
PANTS OFF
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
@KaijuKingz > Yuga Labs
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
The month is April 2022. I’ve just filled out my 15th full raid party team. I’m generating millions in confetti per day. World leaders follow me on Twitter. Economies shudder at my every click. @0xH_pepp #P2E #NFT #NFTs @raidparty @OttoSuwenNFT
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
The internet can be such an amazing space. Truly grateful for each and every interaction I get to have with all of you.
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@SmallDickHero
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@muratpak Hey Pak are you ever going to work on mass again or are we just forgetting about that project
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@SmallDickHero
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Step 1: Free mint, 1 per wallet Step 2: Weird text font. Dont skimp on this anon Step 3: Twitter space after mint out. Try to be as awkward and weird as possible Step 4: Congratz you are still worthless
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@SmallDickHero
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When someone asks me if I still have my $SOS
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@SmallDickHero
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I want to buy out the @LongiMals contract and treasury
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@SmallDickHero
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RIP to all my homies that wont make it through this dip.
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
Bulltrap incoming. Expect an ETH bounce soon.
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@SmallDickHero
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Looking to buy a project that moons to plus 10 eth so I can join a discord and circle jerk with other losers all day.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
Well looks like I’m gona need a real job
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
@augminted Step one: third mortgage in house Step two: inject 60E into scientist Step four: profit
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
SOS will pump throughout Christmas. Enjoy the alpha.
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
I just want to say thank you to my wife for really taking one for the team and starting her Only Fans account! Who needs crypto right?! It’s only up from here!
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@SmallDickHero
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@DrugReceipts sweet contract. grabbed 2. 👀
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@SmallDickHero
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@takoa__ Invisible friends
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
This feels like orchestrated FUD surrounding @projectPXN . I’ve done this long enough to know the signs. Whales are accumulating while you read negative Twitter reviews and list below the floor.
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@SmallDickHero
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The days when I get to go home from being away for work are my favorite. Can’t wait to see my family and give big hugs and kisses.
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@SmallDickHero
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@NFTGlizzy @9gagceo @memeland Glizzys are frens and food! We make good oarsmen on the open sea and you'll never go hungry again! Aaarrrrrr! Permission to come aboard 'matey!
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@SmallDickHero
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I own a murakami seed and I really don’t see myself owning it much longer after seeing how little takashi cares about the integrity of web3
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@SmallDickHero
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I’ve already made 2E in passive income since starting @raidparty with a sub 9k dps team. Please send all DMs to my assistant going forward. You can all find me in the Thailand with a lady boy. #NFTs #passiveincome #ETH #jpegs #GenerationalWealth
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@SmallDickHero
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Day 69 of asking @ThePossessedNFT to please just give @trashBird13 fucking whitelist already. Like god damn you aren’t that fucking cool
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@SmallDickHero
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How are you doing anon? Hangin tough still?
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@SmallDickHero
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I’m giving away 69 WL spots to my upcoming project for the first 10,000 people that like, retweet, and tag 5 people on this post.
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@SmallDickHero
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3 years
The best caption wins an NFT from my hidden folder. @Pixelmon #NFT #Memes #ForTheCulture
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@SmallDickHero
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I want to give a warm shout out to my guy @6uardz He hit me with this amazing piece knowing I've been looking to animate my Kaiju. Please check out my new PFP
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@SmallDickHero
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@InvsbleFriends Here is the Green Schemer.
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@SmallDickHero
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Well at least I still have my 25 Ape coins after failing to get Benji Banana Pass haha
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@SmallDickHero
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@WhyCaptainY 1 $PSTA = 1 $PSTA Non-Fungible Olive Garden Gang!
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@SmallDickHero
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It really bothers me when a project has an air drop only for their “legendary” holders. Mother fucker I didn’t pick which token I minted. Treat your paying customers equally you tool.
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@SmallDickHero
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Who the fuck is buying pixelmon?
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@SmallDickHero
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2 years
Does anyone have some cool @KaijuKingz twitter banners?
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@SmallDickHero
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Minimum requirement to engage with me on discord is 100 NFTs in your hidden folder.
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@SmallDickHero
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I’m looking for a project I can pay 0.05 for and flip for 5E within 1 hour. Do your thang Twitter gang.
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@SmallDickHero
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@BAYC6372 @BoredApeYC I wear womens underwear
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@SmallDickHero
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@FantasyPros Steff Diggs
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@SmallDickHero
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Why do all the NFTs I hold go to shit?
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@SmallDickHero
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Yes. I did buy a fucking "Lives of Kevin" for 0.1E
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@SmallDickHero
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@KaijuKingz is fam not flip
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@SmallDickHero
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A random day off from work? Looks like I’m minting new scientists all day for @KaijuKingz
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@SmallDickHero
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I’m a simple man. I see a stupid fucking goblin for less than 100E and I immediately buy it.
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@SmallDickHero
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@Zeneca_33 No offense to my kaiju brothers but it’s my creature. It’s just such a beautiful community. I could sell all my NFTs for money but I would NEVER sell my creature.
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@SmallDickHero
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@PepsNFT COMMENCE THE FUD
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@SmallDickHero
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Great time traveling South East Asia and meeting some of my discord friends in person. Life is what you make of it. Don’t miss out on the beauty of life chasing internet clout.
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@SmallDickHero
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If all the Goodfellas are dying does that mean we are stuck with the Badfellas 😢
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@SmallDickHero
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GM
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@SmallDickHero
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What will I do if I win chainfaces arena and get 300+ Eth? A 🧵
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@SmallDickHero
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I told @theGANSmachine I wouldn't flex his most recent art that he made for me but I just must share this amazing piece from an amazing artist who deserves recognition for his efforts. The NFT community has the ability to give a microphone to those who deserve it. Gansy deserves.
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@SmallDickHero
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Just bought 3 more KYC wallets at 1E a piece AMA
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