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Told my coworker I don't make anything with love, I make everything with pure anger and Adderall and she got legitimately upset lmao
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Anyone else have that one irl friend who starts up RuneScape and all they do is chop yew trees for 1000 hours or is it just me
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if you missed this tweet, its now deleted. I dont think it should be ignored
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Well the athens protest was extremely passive with exactly zero looting, fires, or real destruction and the nation guard still tear gassed them.
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@WolfeyGlick
@Anti
One of the computers really rolled up with a magikarp that knew hydro pump. Genius tbh
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@JoeMerrick
Yes, fight the league over again, theres a small chance the ball dude will reward you with flame, toxic, or a life orb. Usually it's just great balls or like 3 quick balls tho but I have a few toxic and flame orbs now
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Favorite this and lll tell you what pokemon you are but I'm not telling you why I picked it
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Pokedoku pisses me the FUCK off; you're telling me this isn't fairy type???? But it's evolved form IS???????
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If you're annoyed by predators being outed from the community cause "cancel culture" I'm just gonna assume you're afraid someone is gonna twit longer their story about you.
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@Tore_Ballandis
@pChalTV
Type coverage defensively? Irrelevant you have SO many immunities and bulk and an intimidate poke. Type coverage offensively? That's ... Just false. Facade sweeps everything and swampert plus gyara should sweep everything else
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Coworker just said I cant be mad at him for calling people f*ggots cause I'm not one.
Bro I'm literally your manager and will write you up for hate speech in a fuckin heartbeat I'm so mad
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I got the job but man a huge part of me wants to just stay at home with my cats for another year instead
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Twitter ads have completely gone to absolute shit, I'm getting literal porn bots every 4 ads, and when I click the "why am I getting this ad" it's literally just cause I'm a man in America????
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Got an interview for a prestigious kitchen I am so nervous please wish me luck, I haven't worked in over a year D:
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Lmao it took three weeks and I already have been offered the sous chef position
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@neiltyson
If only it was his supporters dying to the virus due to lack of self awareness. But in reality it's mostly lower income people who cannot miss a day of work and thus need to be out around people every day.
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My boss is making me captain of our basketball team for our company tournament. I DONT FUCKING PLAY BASKETBALL
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Went to get fitted and pay for a suit and the lady asked me if I was going to prom. Ma'am I know I'm freakishly skinny but I am twenty six
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It amazes/bothers me how often people are openly racist around me just because i'm white and they assume I'll "understand" or whatever. Fuck out of here, I dont understand at all
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The party we were going to got cancelled, but we looked good so here you go
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@momomissouri
@wrafferino
The game is set in a made up world dude. You can literally become an ugly goat dragon, but your realism is fucked up by ... Gay marriage
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Just beat my first ever nuzlocke run, rate my team (repost cause cropping)
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Someone told Janet I might propose during our trip to the mountains and she goes "God, I hope not" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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There is no such thing as a coincidence
The fact that you are reading this tweet means you are energetically aligned with me, and this message
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I'm trying to convince my coworker that you can call another dude "pretty" without being gay
Help
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Mini rant: I hate electric stovetops with all of my heart and soul. They make cooking genuinely difficult and a chore. Why do they cook so unevenly? Who's idea was this? What the FUCK TEMPERATURE IS 7
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Entering my first melee tournament since ultimate came out however many years ago. Wish me luck pls I beg
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God this is such an insane self own, unreal that I get to see this on christmas
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I wasnt planning on posting any leagues stuff but uhm..
First 3rd age piece???? I guess???
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My goal a year ago when I started was 85 slayer. I hit it yesterday and just got my first whip drop EVER
@JagexJohnC
http://t.co/YpRScXWSpw
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Might fuck around and wear a mask forever when I go out in public even after covid
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I think this is based on who I reply to/retweet more often. My own girlfriend isnt even on this list lmfaoooo9
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I told Janet my mom probably wanted a girl instead of me and she goes "aw I feel bad for her"
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2020 sucked but I got to finally rest from work, catch up with video games, spend time with Janet and my cats, spend Christmas with family, and finally started working out. Not my worst year but MAN I hope 2021 is better
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I cannot describe how Detective Pikachu made me feel, but I'll try. Pokemon was probably the biggest thing for me growing up and seeing all my childhood with realistic designs and they looked GOOD was absolutely amazing. It was genuinely the coolest thing I've seen in a long time
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The amount of times I type out a full tweet just to delete everything I typed and not post anything is insans
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@JoeyPokeaim
I asked them 2 years ago for nat dex Ubers and they said "lol just play AG, it's basically the same" like yeah man, 3 Arceus, mega ray, and a moody smeargal is definitely the same as Ubers teams uh huh yep
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I asked Janet if she had ever had homemade pasta and she said "yes duh Olive Garden"
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I just got denied at Hedges and had my ID passed between two bouncers and a cop before they finally realized I was in fact almost 23
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I think my dad is drunk and he just spammed my facebook profile picture update asking about my cat LMFAO
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Gonna make an effort to come back to melee tournaments in Georgia and I'll do my best to get stuff up and going in Athens again (once covid is over) :]
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Conservatives love saying "you can be anything you want to be when you grow up!" And then literally have a list of things they would disown their children if they did
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