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Stranger on earth: I sold my soul to journey among men.| Curious about Society, Economics, Politics and Law.
Akure| Dublin City, Ireland|
Joined November 2010
Anybody that attended a decent public school will know that that cutlass he is holding cannot cut grass. Everything na for show in this country.
EXTRA: ‘Nobody is too big’ — Kwara gov leads grass-cutting exercise | TheCable
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Lmao, as e dey go Gen Z people go dey put their twitter followers as next of kin because family members are haters.
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Chess in Slum is literally an attempt to solve a problem you couldn't address with all your appointed governors. The slums are still there.
I congratulate Tunde Onakoya @Tunde_OD on setting a new world chess record and sounding the gong of Nigeria's resilience, self-belief, and ingenuity at the square of global acclaim. I celebrate this Nigerian Chess Champion and founder of Chess in Slums Africa for his rare feat,
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Labour demanding 400k is a specific response to the macro economic environment APC has imposed on us. This 400k is like 40k in pre-APC years. You shouldn't focus on the figure; instead, focus on what 400k can buy today.
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Lagos is such an unjust society. Yet, her people cannot see it. How do you auction off private property for a fault that could have been remedied through other fair options.
A man whose vehicle was impounded by the Lagos Task Force wails uncontrollably as his automobile goes for less than ₦400,000 at Thursday’s auction. Credit: @unlimitedeniola for The Guardian. #Lagos #Nigeria #Auction #CarAuction #Vehicles #News #Car #Nigerians
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Was speaking to mom earlier. Aketi just paid 40 % of her April salary. We are in August. I asked how her Male colleagues are coping since they are expected to be bread winners. She said some of her colleagues have taken to riding okada to make ends meet. How is this normal?.
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Fashola wear mask dey form detective. Baba no fit detect 24hrs electricity since he turn minister. E dey detect camera for toll gate.
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Tolu Ogunlesi, you will be alive for much longer. The guy you are aiding won't be here for long. but this history you are creating will be with you for a very long time.
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@Timilehin_xx Was thinking the same earlier. Romantic love, in my opinion, thrives on some level of "delusion". and you lose that when you become older/wiser/more experienced.
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You have a president whose last sniff of formal education was over 60 years ago. let's take what we have like that please.
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National leader of the ruling party is acting surprised that we have 33% unemployment. like he just woke up from some trance. See his solution too? These people will lead us to Bush.
"Recruit 50 million youths into the Army" 🤷🏽♂️😕. - Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Kano, 2021)
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At a birthday party this weekend, Nigerian men were calling an Asian babe Jet Li. Told her to do Chinese dance. smh.
Spent an unnecessary amount of time at the field tonight explaining to my Nigerian teammate why it was inappropriate to keep calling our Indonesian teammate Tomiyasu. Why are we like this?.
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Ondo State Television is showing a TV series they downloaded from FZtvseries. they didnt even bother to cover the watermark. Our anyhow behaviour just too much.
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The NGO Toke used is only a vehicle for APC people to smuggle their people and waste money. So stupid. Apart from Olumide Idowu,( the CEO), nobody on that list works for the NGO. I have checked.
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In 2021, please leave cocacola. Eat more vegetables. Get a stationary bike if you can't run. Don't eat eba and egusi everyday. If you eat your dinner by 6 and reduce your portions you will achieve your weight loss targets. Slimming tea is a scam. Get a blood pressure monitor.
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Burna is effortlessly talented. He is also a legendary performer. Might not like the person, but the art is excellent!.
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Of course, Adamu Garba's suit is malicious. Not only because it threatens our freedom of speech, he is also asking the court to remove a competitor in a market he is trying to penetrate. Suit is brought malafide. It should be struck out with considerable punitive cost. I so hold.
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The SARS problem is a difficult one. We have two solutions. We can, and should disband the Unit. The problem with this solution is that the personnel will not disappear into thin air. Most likely, they will reassigned to other units. So, not only should we go after SARS,.
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@adamugarba LMAO, what will be your cause of action for this suit? Abi you just want take selfie for court?.
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The argument that Nigeria is an indivisible nation is the greatest lie ever. There is no nation to start with. Northern Nigeria is more connected to Niger and Chad than it is with Southern Nigeria.
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My brother @toluogunmola speaking to the BBC on our collective demand to #EndSarsNow, and most especially on our desire for better governance. We have to keep speaking to this issue. The world is listening. We have a voice. We will use it. This is our country. We are not tenants.
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There is a middleman pandemic in Nigeria. Everything you need to do gats go through one person wet Sabi person. And it is intentional.
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When you ask God to take you from Egypt to Canaan. remember that somewhere in the middle, there is a red sea and a wilderness to test your resolve. Don't lose faith, trust the process and hang on to the promise of the promised land. You are in His plan. You are His Plan
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Ministry of Justice/Police prosecutors also have questions to answer. I have seen someone languish in prison for 10 years. and all the prosecutor did on that case was to seek adjournment everytime. No witness. No evidence. Yet that man spent 10 years. The judge released him and.
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Lmao, did you see how the British looted the Oba of Benin's palace? It's been over 100 years now. i never see how the curses affect Britain. Maybe na the curses cause Brexit?.
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Lmaooooo, even the whole of Niger Republic get has 23 million people. Similar religion. similar history. but somehow we want to believe that Northern Nigeria has more than 70 million people🤣🤣.
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Lmao, judge wey no even sabi any economics. 😂😂😂. E go hear dollars, inflation, e go smash gavel! Order Granted!.
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Will it kill you to understand that women are full humans with their own agency? You guys talk about then like property that must be controlled. It is shameful.
During the just concluded sallah, someone I know posted very revealing pictures of his wife, spoke to him and told him they were inappropriate, man pointedly told me I should let him be, that he was flaunting his wife, the world needed to know the gorgeous woman he married.
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Happy Birthday @slimeech. God's promises to you remain valid. Love yourself, as you do your neighbors. Most importantly, "trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight".
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Second, we need to disarm constabkes and lower-ranked police officers. Most of them are not educated or properly trained. Most of them are not mentally stable. If you are not bright enough to pass jamb. you have no right to hold and use a gun as a law enforcement officer.
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Nice read. The Jonathan Admin was just as bad. Buhari is worse btw.
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These are people that are supposed to teach and impart knowledge o. I am just tired.
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We need to push for actual reforms of the Police. We should propose a bill criminalising, specifically, police brutality and indiscriminate use of force. Incarceration should get rid of the bad cops. because we can't really tell the difference between police and thieves anymore.
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I have had an interesting couple of days presenting my research to my peers and seniors. Presenting 3 different papers in two days is crazy, but I did it. I'm happy with the feedback I got. It's evidence that we are traveling in the right direction. It's now time to sleep.
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Loool, religion/Church in Nigeria reflects the country. How do you expect a toxic/rotten environment to create pious and God-fearing people. Most people are on survival mode and will do everything/anything, no matter how abominable, to survive.
Here's Tony Chidi Onwurolu. who imported N6.5B worth of heroin. He's now on the run.
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Ajimobi is a typical yoruba parent. confront em wit facts. They will change it to how u lack respect nd shit without addressing the issues.
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The gas on LinkedIn can power Nigeria. Everybody just dey gas ⛽ Everybody. Gas leaks everywhere.
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The will to succeed.
From age 25 you should have a WILL.
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Abeg if we can organise ourselves in groups. lets start sponsoring ads in national dailies. asking these guys the tough questions. We need to crossover to traditional media at some point. Arise is already doing a good job. We should use Radio jingles, Tv ads, billboards. .
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Nigeria has been governed by people in the same whatsapp group since 1960. Jonathan was an anomaly. He wasn't meant to be President. God deliver us from these people.
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Don't get carried away. The next step is not about raising money or getting a 30 year old to run for President. We need to nurture, sustain and propagate our IDEAS. Ideas are important. Buhari won on a solitary idea: corruption. Let us start selling our story everywhere.
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Grew up in CAC, and I saw people spend all their time in church. Life passes them by, and their living conditions don't inspire much. Build your life, as you only have one to live.
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Ideas are stronger than individuals. Stop worshiping individuals. Na the foundation of our mumu be that. People say they are Awo's descendants without interrogating the ideas the underpin Awo's brand of politics. We follow individuals because we are lazy to do our own thinking.
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Now i understand why they got Dino 😂😂. You need people like Dino to drag people like Keyamo and Oshiomole.
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Lmao. Are you trying to brush or preparing for toothpaste pageantry.
When it comes to toothpaste, what type of person are you?. A B
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See yea. Trying to crowd fund for a new party is naive. Our best bet is to infiltrate old structures and try reengineer their ideas from within. You have to get involved.
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There should be an international court where you can file an action for change of citizenship. the fact that i was born somewhere does not mean i should accept it. I was not consulted before the posting 😂😂.
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Difference between a "native" speaker and someone that had to learn. The native speaker rarely attempts to improve on the vocabulary they know and use in daily conversations. When you learn, you have to do more. You need to read, pass exams and prove that you are worthy.
Titi really taking the crew to school in multiple languages 📚
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Lmaoo. Our land use act funny die. Governor fit vex just revoke your papa's land.
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@icebergslimjoe @akin_adesina They help African governments finance development projects. They dont really owe us. we owe ourselves the responsibility of electing good leaders.
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Mo gbo, mo ya.
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This one come show say the speaker no go law school true true.
Lagos lawmakers to amend Anti-Cultism Law to punish parents of convicted cultists
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If the student wants 60m he should go for big brother. Different systems reward differently. Academic excellence isn't rewarded with monetary gifts/social media edification.
The winner of Big Brother gets N60M prize. But guess how much a student who graduated with a CGPA of 4.98 gets? N100K!!!.
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@ManLikeIcey @cocoice_ Glad you said "I". You cannot make a general claim based on your personal lived experiences. Six billion people with different ways of experiencing the world. I read, assimilate and retain information with music.
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My dad reads everything I write. even when he's busy. I called him early in May. i needed to him to give feedback on a chap before sending to my supervisor. Dad said. oh, your brother sent a paper too and i have a judgment to write. Lool, he sent me a review around 1am.
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When Delta emerged the hysteria was not close to this. it's as if there is an assumption that Omicron is deadlier because it was "first" identified in Africa. Lool, a "nigga" variant of corona.
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@ballsdeepvxctor @thezikora @cremechic11 How do you even come up with a comment like this? Has the death penalty stopped armed robbery? Is this the only option available to the State? These people are poor already, suffering from the stupid policies of the ruling class. this will not solve anything. Lagos is still shit.
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Lmao, when police carry us that year. when we finally got to call our parents. the DPO said why didn't you mention your parent's name when they arrested you guys. We didn't do anything o. My own crime was quoting Section 35 (2) of the Constitution.
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There is a bigger play here. Museveni is basically at war with the youths of Uganda. Politically, it is not even a good time to visit Uganda. Managers should do their Due Diligence before taking some bookings. should be suing the organisers after this too.
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People justifying Tinubu's candidacy based on what he "achieved" in Lagos are dishonest. Have you seen Lagos? With all the revenue and taxes the state collects. and Lagos is still like that?.
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Tinubu, through his lawful Attorney, Mr. Jide Sanwo-Olu, has imposed. that's the way it should read.
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Our politicians understand politics. not governance. For the former, all you need is brute force, network and more force. The latter demands knowledge, intelligence and empathy. Most of them don't have those qualities.
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Lmao, me Akure boy. I was in traffic in Lagos one time. and i no sabi when tears started rolling down my face. The suffering and stress was just too much.😂😭.
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Older Nigerians behave like they haven't suffered enough. A whole existence/lifetime without experiencing the joy of 24hrs electricity. yet dem go dey look.
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Had an incredible time learning from the brightest minds in IP research at #EPIP2024! Honored to have presented two papers and received valuable feedback from my peers and senior researchers. Grateful for this opportunity to connect with the global IP community.
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@TobiReddington @Kapitan_Joey @dondekojo @Ayotommywah For all the AMOY variations? There is basically no traceability and you cannot ascertain to an auditable degree that they are fit for consumption.
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Ex parte orders are remedies of last resort. They should be hard to get. but my people just dey dash am out like black friday sales.
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we should insert a clause in d constitution that will mandate the president 2 giv periodic state of d nation address. We can't elect u then you keep mute for 4 years. There has 2 be a feedback mechanism. that is how democracies shld work. Democracy is not by periodic elections.
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Buhari no even dey disguise again. Full blown military regime. Baba just dey wear Agbada as Halloween costume.
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Lmao, if by any chance i win a lottery or come into extensive riches. i already have a sharing formula for my nuclear family. Lmao, i fantacize about it weekly😂. My siblings will give anything they have and I will give everything I have. That's how we were raised.
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I will never forget my experience with them. they beat me ehen. Punched my eyes. Tore my shirt and my wrist watch. all because i told them that @Dee_Blacka had rights under Section 35(2). We have members of the Police force who can't read. yet you want them to enforce the law.
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