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You people cancelled Skit Makers for visiting Osinbajo, but the Good doctor can visit Saraki with no repercussions.
LMAO
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It's okay not to like BBN. But when you blame BBN Watchers as being the reason the country isn't moving forward, I hope the ones not watching are developing the COVID19 Vaccine or training to fight Al-Qaeda/ISIS?
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CBN can seize
#SARMUSTEND
donations but can't seize Terrorism proceeds.
The same CBN that tips off individuals when other Banks flag suspicious transactions (e.g Txns above 5m for Individuals)
The same banks that help conceal funds by not linking BVN to Acct of Nigerian bigwig
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Luckiest people are folks who witnessed the total solar eclipse in Nigeria in 2006, and are witnessing another one in the US today…
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Y'all cyberbullying this dude, in the name of bants/otherwise, is totally uncalled for.
If you believe the iPhone isn't his, gift him one or hold your peace.
To think this is the same set of people that went ballistic when people were trolling their "Influencer". Tragic!
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Salary Earners are not rich.
Lewl.
Just in case you forgot that Bank CEOs, Google/Microsoft CEOs etc are Salary Earners.
This is what happens when you often listen to "Aspire to Retire before you Refire"
Talk about Backfire!
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I can’t wait to hear Peter Drury’s commentary on Jesus…
Arsenal 3-2 Man Utd (Gabriel Jesus, 90’)
“Dressed in crimson, he has atoned for Arteta’s sins. Jesus ascends above the Red Devils to score the winner. The devil just lost this battle”
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@Femi_OfMainland
In your country of residence, do the cops randomly arrest people for tweets like that?
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My guy resumed work today in Amazon, Australia, and I recall our first day as Trainees at the Firm where we both started our IT Careers
Folks, savor every moment. Someday, you & your colleagues will move on to greater things.
Build friendships, relationships & memories
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@OluniyiGates
@Babcock_Univ
@lindaikeji
@agbajegoriite
@AlumniBabcock
@Naijapals
@bugist_official
@BU_MCSA
@nairaland
They said they signed for it in their contract o.
Might has well start snitching on all your classmates, so you can emerge as best graduating student...
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“We dont need Auba” have only scored 2 goals in 450minutes.
That’s a travesty!
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For Ozil : We’re apolitical
For Zinny: Yaaaaay. We’re political.
Such double standard
Zinchenko will wear our captain's armband today, as a mark of respect and love on the first anniversary of the conflict in Ukraine 🇺🇦
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@Femi_OfMainland
First, you were “happy” to segue the conversation to a criminal case (even though there’s no convincing evidence).
Now we are avoiding the “Arrest warrant” conversation.
The guy was not served papers to appear in court, but boom “pick him up”.
Keep enabling unlawful arrests
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To think OAU offered me admission before UI, but I couldn't afford to settle for less...
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You guy allowed you share bed with him and his babe because you claimed you were broke...
The moment he stepped out to the bathroom, you were already trying to mekwe babe
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David Hundeyin, despite his flaws, would get his flowers.
Hate him or love him, you cannot overlook the tremendous work he has done in Nigeria’s media space
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This is what happens when you people send too many requests to His Excellency, to speak on a topic.
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Mum just successfully switched from WhatsApp video call to audio call without ending the call.
Black Women in Tech 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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@Femi_OfMainland
Either as a civil or criminal case (which should be determined by a court of law), which of these grants the right to have the victim randomly arrested?
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Twitter for ICAN, Twitter for ACCA and Twitter for CFA, kindly rise.
We didn't celebrate your exam success on LinkedIn for you to be quiet at this time...
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@SubDeliveryZone
See entitlement.
Even if we're married, ain't taking no 500k loan for you.
What happened to your immediate family?
God Airpos
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Ayo has, and will continue, to be a fraud.
Just don't want any one else falling for his deceitful antics
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The death of Buruji Kashamu greatly saddens me. He was one of the Nigerian government officials I abused the most here. Until one fine day last December...
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Brilliant Fellow!
All the best. We definitely linking up someday...
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@dondekojo
@Ayotommywah
1. Because the local regulatory bodies cannot ascertain that the dupes adhere to proper hygiene, safety and quality standards
2. Nutritional differences and possible presence of allergens compared to the original poses safety risk
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The initial email, together with Amaka's response will provide a little more clarity.
On its own, I see nothing wrong with this email.
HR Tips
1. Let Applicants know when to expect Feedback
HR/Hiring Mgrs aint gods. I'm not coming 2 BEG you for a job, I'm bringing my SKILLS
Under NO circumstances should you send this sort of email to a hiring manager. Even if you were recommended by the CEO, I WILL NOT hire you.
Beyond foolish.
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So Bank CEOs who enjoy proceeds of illegal transactions, who run into toilets when EFCC visits them in their HQ, can actually standby and watch as CBN tries to shutdown/PND legal transactions/Accounts?
Wow!
#SARSMUSTEND
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Remember, In anarchy, the Banks will be biggest losers
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Location: Austin, Texas.
These jokes write themselves
There's an underlying assumption that life is better because you live abroad, and that is false. You just traded problem sets. E no dey finish.
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Ozil - “Arteta was right to chase him out. No club wants him cos he’s of no value”
Auba - “Arteta was right to chase him out. Chelsea wants him, means he’s of no value to Barca”
You just wonder the mental gymnastics these guys do, to defend their lord and personal saviour
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Hate it when people leave Nigeria and start looking down/talk down on people who still reside there.
Just because your Maryland address is no longer accompanied by “Anthony-Oshodi” doesn’t mean you should look down on others…
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Simply courtesy when driver arrives in a Uber/Bolt
1. Greet the passenger
2. Ask if s/he can locate you
3. Advise to go to pick up spot
4. Notify him/her that you'd be waiting
"I’m here" isn’t the first thing U should be telling your passenger
Try “Greetings my Lord, I’m here”
Simply courtesy when you order a Uber/Bolt.
1. Greet the driver
2. Ask if he/she can locate you
3. Advise to follow the map
4. Notify him/her that you'd be waiting.
"Where are you" is not the first thing you should be telling your Uber driver (service provider).
Be polite.
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@kennygee_70
Who goes to pose in snow for crying out loud? So snow is now something to be proud of? I should enter my freezer then and pose with winter coat since
@IkejaElectric
has given us 24/7 for past 6 days, the freezer has plenty snow. Very annoying-snow pose
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“We want to be playing in the Champions League and that’s the aim”
- Mikel Arteta
#AllOrNothingArsenal
Errrrm, I thought folks said Top 4 wasn’t the aim last season
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Naaa. This isn't it Chief.
We have friends to help each other.
If my friend can't call me to book him an Uber from Ikeja to Akute, at a time like this, then I have failed as a friend.
My friend's wallet was stolen at Ikeja, Lagos. He refused to ask anyone for money. He walked home from Ikeja to Akute.
He took responsibility, suffered the pain, but kept his dignity intact.
Don't beg people for money.
You will lose their friendship and respect.
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As a fanbase, we need to reach an agreement.
If we're slating Özil for staying back (for the money), then we should never slate Fabregas, Sanchez, van Persie, Nasri Adebayor amongst others who left the club for more lucrative deals.
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U don't want Citizens to target Banks- The Banks that have lost millions of dollars to SWIFT/BitCoin fraud.
Don't mess with the Citizens, cos where your MFA/SOC/Security Apparatus stop, another begins
@CenBank
Don't push d Citizens to the wall. Free
#SARAMUSTEND
donation link
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Quote this with any Black and white photo on your Device🖤🤍
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Dear Willian,
Kindly allot me a portion of your lather that I may attain your heights on this professional ladder.
Warm regards,
Joseph
How do you tell someone “cut soap for me” in a professional setting?
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Astronomical exchange rate
Scores of kidnapping
High food inflation
….yet this is what anyone is concerned about.
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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You people sacked Rohr after getting us here and you expect to qualify?
His God doesn’t wear flip flops
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@dondekojo
Ayo please.
How are you comparing a Democracy - with strong Institutions to a system of Govt where the courts have been on lockdown for over 60 days?
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Why should we give you this scholarship?
"I want to solve Africa’s problems. I grew up reading with candles and under the moonlight"
#Loriiro
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Just heard Access Bank announced pay cut to its staff - with Lockdown lifted
Bank that donated 1bn (or 2bn) towards NCDC and announced unaudited 4bn PAT
Is it the Staff Salary they want to use to pay NCDC?
Is this the roadmap to being The World's Most Respected African Bank?
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I think this tweet is getting unfair amount of criticism. This lady is reaching out to people - at their lowest point, to feed and give them hope via the Gospel she believes in.
FYI: Churches i.e RCCG are paying for accommodation for these Refugees.
Why the outrage?
I am travelling to the Ukraine border to preach the Gospel and feed refugees fleeing from the war. Please pray they come to Christ. 🙏🏾 Pray against the trafficking of young girls happening at their border. Pray that we reach as many people with food who have not eaten for days
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To think Meffy and these CEOs were begging for calm at today's meeting, yet have the effrontery to do this...
#SARSMUSTEND
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Multiple tabs. Chrome FC
🚨 Arsenal are keeping close tabs on Manuel Locatelli. Reports,
@SkyItalia
via
@footballitalia
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My friend has been missing since May 30, 2023.
Height: 6’ 3”
Weight: 198lbs
Financial reward available for credible information.
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
39-year-old man missing in Atlanta since May, police say
#BreakingNews
#MissingChild
#MissingChildAlert
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That H&M guy has made it in life.
When God turns your mockery into miracle.
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Shatta Wale must be doing sth 'extraordinary' cos I don't get this performance...
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Or the time you won a trip to travel out.
Close buddy borrowed you money to go.
You came back, kept posting the guy and refused to refund.
Next thing do giveaway when still in debt
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75K for Whatsapp classes isn't a big deal - if you can afford it, and you're sure to gain value from it.
C'mon folks. You gotta be ready to spend money to make money....
*Well, realities are different*
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Jan 2018
Decided I should take GRE.
Got home tired, avergely at 9pm, amidst terrible Ajah Traffic
Read for three months.
Took the Exam in April.
Scored a 310
Folks, it's not impossible.
9-5pm is for your employer,
After 5pm, is for yourself.
Yes, You Can.
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"Stop praising Makinde. He's doing bare minimum. We've seem this script from Fashola"
But you'd come here to sew thread when you get a B Appraisal at work after doing bare minimum.
If you don't get the absolutely hell away from my TL
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After all these lies and deceit, you now came to lie to the female folks, one which was healing, because of mekwe. Even offered her money when she said she wasn't interested.
Denied it initially, then came out to say your babe knew all along
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One reason I got a fully-funded Master's Degree Scholarship in US was because I was rejected by Germany.
Got the reject mail and was like "Screw it. I'm going all out"
Applied to two US schools and got admitted.
When one door closes, another opens...
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The outcry from Pastor Adeboye's message today is the reason why IELTS fees should be increased to 100K.
English (Comprehension) is a big deal!
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For Samsung Users, Tap the lock bottom three time to send an SOS Message.
It includes
- Your location
- An instantaneous pic
- A 5 sec clip
To configure
Settings --> Advanced Features --> Send SOS messages --> T & C to setup the contact person --> Receipient
#EndSars
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Or the time they paid you to trend during campaign.
You formed group and lied to everyone that it was goodwill. That you didn't earn shit.
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Goals Against Arsenal
2020/21: 39
2021/22: 47 (with 1 game to go)
But "Improved Defence FC" want to gaslight us
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Seeing Will Smith resign from the Academy makes further mockery of the lame excuses a lot of people gave for the slap
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Gotta give Arteta some props. Team’s greatly improved and they’re playing beautiful football
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Anti-vaxx until you resume Graduate School and they tell you to get your vaccination (against other non-COVID infections) before you can register for classes.
...and you gladly oblige because you don't want to return to Buhari's country
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I remember staring directly at the sun sha…
Maybe na why I dey see well for dark now 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@kayyyyleee
...and that's why I was pissed when that PhD guy shared his celibacy story before marriage and folks were trolling him.
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There is racism and there is Black American racism.
Black Americans being “racist” towards African Immigrants is not something I thought I’d hear.
#SecureTheTribe
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@SpontaneousKemi
Like imagine when everyone confronted him.
Apologize and let's make amends.
Baba is forming "I don't have anything to prove"
It's on the TL nau, deal with it!
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Folks saying "The Özil documentary will be one-sided"
I don't understand. Weren't the Club statements and PR attacks from Pro-Club media not one-sided?
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The snide arrogant remarks, typical of NIgerian politicians isn’t expected from someone who is supposed to be a Technocrat.
If you’re too big to be accountable to Nigerians, regardless of their tone or language, you have no business occupying public office
@obinkama
The first Minister probably in your entire adult life to release a strategic blueprint and report its progress weekly. But hey…
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Dear Men,
You are strong. You are worthy. You are valued!
Happy International Men's Day
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