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Men, in 2024 if she’s not getting a jacket made with your name and number on it and braving negative wind chills to watch you do accounting or whatever then just focus on yourself and wait for the one who will.
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Elon Musk is planning his own town on thousands of acres of newly-bought land outside Austin.
Musk has called his vision a TX utopia along the Colorado River. Signs at the site read "welcome, snailbrook tx est. 2021'
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@KirstenGrind
@rfelliott
@bykowicz
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I wish we could all meet up and read this Kim Mulkey piece as a family
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People don’t want Davis to go to the Lakers, which I appreciate. But hear me out - at least people from Boston would be sad...
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When you meet her work husband at the work Christmas party
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Since
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won’t celebrate pride month i think we should just decide as fans that the Peagle is gay
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A guy came up to me and said “don’t see a lot of other blue guys in this gym, good shit man” and then we fist bumped so he’s now like my 4th best friend.
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I love a chicken place where the employees can’t count
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@JordanUhl
And then the video stops and is stitched together with a second video where she finally hits something
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Y’all made Judy damn Blume say bullshit, it’s time to rethink everything you stand for
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While watching a summer storm roll in he once said “we really needed this” when his county was not, in fact, technically under drought conditions.
Additional lies Tim Walz has told:
- said he was “doing great” when in fact, he was just doing ok
- said he got his hair cut, when truthfully, it was multiple hairs
- reported a “bad case of the Mondays” without getting a physician’s confirmation of official diagnosis
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@tedcruz
@HoustonRockets
@mcuban
The sitting Vice President went to a Colts game just so he could make a spectacle of walking out when players kneeled to protest police brutality. Maybe sit this one out, your honor.
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If we’re looking for athletes for the NCAA to apologize to, Silas Nacita would be a good start. He lost his eligibility because he was homeless and someone was letting him stay at their house.
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@milkpiefridays
@KT_So_It_Goes
To be fair, his comment lauding Brannon was *almost* a month ago, who can remember the people we considered the face of our political movement a whole month ago?
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@celebrityhottub
Instead of buying bug spray to manage mosquitoes, I decided to try to house bats. And now I make my kids refer to me as Batdad.
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Between Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, JD Vance, and Ron DeSantis, is there a group of more off puttingly weird dudes in human history?
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Get Texas Tech bowl eligible
Mahomes is in every ad and is legit funny for them all, what can’t this man do
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Baylor intercepted the 1st team all conference QB SEVEN times?
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If you give my kids 2 liters of soda for me to carry around all night I’m coming back when you’re asleep to let the air out of your tires
A Canadian family bought hundreds of 2 litre bottles of pop to give out for Halloween 🎃 🥤 🇨🇦
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Don’t let Texas losing to Kansas in football distract you from the fact that Texas lost to Kansas in football. People forget.
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If you don’t love me at my 58-37 then you don’t deserve me at my 61-58.
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@JenAshleyWright
The US staying completely on brand by applying the same solutions to a pandemic as we do to gun violence.
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@callmehuie
@kellyclicker
And he started the whole thing out by saying anyone who thinks there’s racial injustice in the United States should leave the country.
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America: “There was literally no way for this trained cop to tell that this man was holding a cell phone & not a gun, so we shot him 43 times.”
Also America: “We should give this teacher w/ a math degree a gun in case there’s a student who might have a gun who needs to be shot.”
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What if, and bear with me here, the cops were just honest and said “that kid had 2 AR-15s and we were scared out of our minds. A bunch of us would have died too. Why was he able to just buy them? Maybe people shouldn’t just be able to walk around with guns like that!”
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Baylor students, don’t let Tech students out party you. Flip over a campus tour bus. Set Sid Rich on fire.
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My baby mother is crazy
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@LSU_Matt
Matt, my grandma really appreciated you visiting her in the nursing home for Thanksgiving. The homemade sweet potato pie was too much though man, you’re the best.
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Ted Cruz University
TCU
One of the Texas schools should just take one for the team and claim Ted Cruz.
I vote Baylor.
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I’m once again standing up to say Mattress Mack fuckin sucks
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Y’all keep talking shit about Lee Corso but he’s going to win the Democratic presidential nomination in 2028
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@THELIFE0FTRIBE
@ItalianFiesta
And is stealing boxes even stealing? They’re boxes! That’s garbage!
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@jed_b
@WhenSquidsParty
@MollyJongFast
@tedcruz
@BetoORourke
No, this was standing in Jo-Ann’s Fabrics and buying white sheets.
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@gumede44
@__alleyKAT
It’s almost amazing, no missing spots, all around the eyes. If everyone weren’t completely honest on twitter I’d think this was a setup for RTs. 🙄
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YOU SEE, DAVE ARANDA KNEW THAT ONE OF THE CONFERENCE TIE BREAKERS WAS TOTAL POINTS, SO HE CALLED A TIMEOUT BUT THE FANS DIDN’T KNOW AND RUSHED THE FIELD. LINCOLN RILEY SENT HIS PLAYERS TO THE LOCKER ROOM TO TRY TO PREVENT THE FG BUT THE OFFICIALS MADE THEM COME BACK
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I got these at target and the woke agenda has come for our fitted sheets now I’m about to throw up right now I’m not even joking
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Well, probably the simplest explanation is an international web of exotic animal thieves have infiltrated the Dallas Zoo and are carrying out an elaborate heist on behalf a man hell bent on creating a mercenary army of animals grateful for being granted their freedom.
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@DragonflyJonez
Fast food restaurants struggling with the legal definition of fish kills me 🤣
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If your team didn’t get a top 10 win in football and basketballs today, don’t even consider talking to me
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What is the opposite of putting a Kim Mulkey statue outside of Baylor’s new basketball arena?
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@2Saddington
@leepace
I meant to tell you, my grandma and her friends at the nursing home *loved* the seven course meal you cooked for them! How did you prepare all of that food, it must have taken days?! Anyway, you’re the best, I’ll get your dishes back ASAP.
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He’s 4 margaritas and 12 cigarettes deep and about to drop 35 on your favorite team
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@Eve6
Me last year: the heart in the blender band? Jesus, I loved that song
Me next year: I’m following the lead singer of Eve 6 into battle to overthrow our capitalist overlords and to set up a worker’s utopia
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I had forgotten that the perfect picture exists until I was going through my camera roll the other day
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This brisket, bacon, onion ring, and pepper sandwich is almost six inches tall. We measured.
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Really wish Texas and Houston could have squared off in a 7 game playoff series.
1 trophy, cool, South Oklahoma
Don't forget who rules Texas
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@GregAbbott_TX
motherfucker we have google.
Texas Gov. Abbott calls for addressing mental health issues in wake of Texas mass shooting
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In 2003 a 4 bedroom house cost $130k, a Ford F-150 was $16k, gas was $2.25 a gallon, and Waffle House paid $8 an hour.
In 2023 a 4 bedroom house costs $330k, a Ford F-150 is $28k, gas is $4 a gallon, and Waffle House pays $8 an hour.
The world is too entitled if we paying people $25 to cook a waffle. I’m sorry.
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🫡🫡🫡
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Or do whatever you want I guess
BREAKING: Submersible taking tourists to the Titanic goes missing in the Atlantic Ocean
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@rightwngwarrior
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You’re going to try to throw your Mountain Dew on him, aren’t you.
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Me in the face over and over I hope
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“We want Bama” : football ::
“We want Baylor” : basketball
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@Eve6
Can I have your permission to respond to political texts with this even though I’m not the lead singer of eve6?
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I keep telling y’all, nothing matters anymore, there are no rules. Smoke crack, get pegged, say “gooch grease” on the news, it’s all in bounds.
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@chrissyteigen
Not unblocking the homeschool hair girl to see what you were replying to, but how did whoever this dude is supposed to be think that was going to go?
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@cooperlund
@DanMentos
@robdelaney
That was my point if it were unclear. Not *just* abortions, but prenatal care as well.
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@chiefboolz
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As we were having had been being permissed into using this song, project your emails hither and I shall have parried them forthwith.
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As *always*
@solomonmissouri
said it best
Swizz woke up, heard y’all’s lil jokes and said keep the main thing the main thing.
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Baylor by a trillion
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@MikeDrucker
@kumailn
@HBO
This culture of trying to get people fired from their jobs is shameful.
Whatever happened to making an offensive joke about someone or their family when they said they didn’t like something I like?
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@mattzollerseitz
Also, what would their plan be? She just acts like she wasn’t pregnant for the past 9 months? She waits a month and says, “oh yeah, my baby died. Anyhow, I just made this pastry today and it was fabulous.”
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@SteadyE69
The next one they’re working on is a tab called “3 straight DMs without a response”
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My uncle passed today - my dad’s younger brother. He was lifting something onto the roof of a house and fell off onto the base of his head. My aunt had a bag of these and asked if I wanted one. I said yes because it felt weird to say no in that moment but I’m glad I did.
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Because you’re already following Baylor in standings and polls
you’ve got one chance to make your case as to why we should follow you.
Go.
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George W Bush:
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@HotlineJosh
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I’m a conservative, & my friendships are strained when I learn that someone voted for Trump.
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