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Creating a new culture at SimpCo #simpsonsuccess | Not affiliated with Simpson College | #1 Fan of Simpson Women’s Soccer 😍⚽️
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damn straight
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Simpson Community, we are going through a very tough time, our hearts are hurting for Blaine. He was a very kind and special soul, and it’s heartbreaking to see one of our own go so soon. May he Rest In Peace.
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She Gowun to jail...
BREAKING: Gowun Park, an assistant professor of economics at Simpson, was charged with murder and kidnapping both in the first-degree around noon today in West Des Moines.
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we just made our mascot an elephant? of all things? an elephant.
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Command hooks exist**
Simpson: that’ll be $40, also good luck on finals :)
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No AC, no wifi, what is this little house on the prairie?
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where kids who peaked in high school go to college:
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I never thought this day would come. But Thunder? You’ve outdone yourself.
I like it, Picasso 🤌🏼
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having Monday/Tuesday classes the week of Thanksgiving should be a crime
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A vigil will be held for Blaine tonight at 10 pm at the practice field behind the fraternities. Please share.
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The power of the storm, back to back 👑💪🏼
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Aye
@BarstoolCentral
you all won’t have to worry about covid ending your season now that
@SCStorm_WBB
did!
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Please remember that each and everyone of you matter, and it does get better. Also know that mental illness, is very real, and it is okay to be sad, but it is also okay to reach out and get help. You are loved.
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Y’all see that tuition raise? Who wants to ✨revolt ✨?
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We are a family, so over the next few days I encourage all of us, to reach out to our fellow classmates, say hello, give them a compliment, ask them how their day is going. You never know what a person is going through, but a little gesture can go a long way.
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Word on the street is all our players just tested negative. Might wanna ask your players if they really are taking those precautions...🤷♂️
Word on the street is Simpson Women’s basketball willingly played us after being exposed to covid...we all knew how shitty Simpson was before....didn’t think it could get worse till this😳
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3 reasons why Simpson students should get vaccinated:
1. Stand Around
2. Mask-Optional
3. BINGO
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⚠️ SEVERE WEATHER WARNING ⚠️
⚡️INCOMING THUNDER STORM ⚡️
Radar indicated:
- Cowles Crazies 🤪
- A Banana 🍌
- A LOT of noise 🗣
Estimated to hit Cowles Fieldhouse at 7:30pm
🌩ROLL STORM🌩
#NiemuthNation
#MarchMadness
#LFG
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Double L’s for Loras and Luther
Shoutout to Football and Volleyball for bringing the Storm 🙏🏼😤⛈
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BROOOO
@SCStorm_WBB
HAS BEATEN CENTRAL 40 STRAIGHT TIMES.LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Sis ain’t even know who Luke Behaunek is 🥺
@SimpsonBarstool
If you knew our precautions you wouldn’t be talking 😂 won’t catch our girls at parties or literally anywhere out of Pella 😭😭😂 you ever wanna see our rules I will gladly show you 😄
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I just want wifi 😔
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Who’s your daddy?
@SCStorm_WBB
Today is Father’s Day,
@SimpsonBarstool
our address is still the same if you were wondering where you should send the card.
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simpco twitter becoming a warzone rn and all I can think about is men and women’s basketball vs Luther tomorrow at 2&4
let’s get it 😤🏀
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At a whopping $53,684 a year, maybe think about proof reading the degrees. 🥰
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You heard that right we’re❗️HOSTING❗️
Let’s get crazy Simpco 😈😈
@CowlesCrazies
@SCStorm_WBB
The road to Pittsburgh starts in Indianola!
No. 5
@SCStorm_WBB
will host Gustavus Adolphus in the first round of the NCAA Championships on Friday night.
#ONESimpson
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#rollriversWBB
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#d3hoops
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Simpson’s WiFi is about as reliable as my memory during a test 🥴
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Sending our love and condolences to the Buena Vista community during this tough time. May Evan’s soul Rest In Peace.
@BvuBarstool
We are so deeply devastated by the loss of our brother. Evan Edwards is a wonderful example of what a student-athlete should be. He dedicated his time to become a better student-athlete everyday. His immense heart for our team and the game will be forever emboldened in our minds.
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Congratulations 2022 Grads!! 🎓❤️
Roll Storm Forever,
Barstool
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That’s our 🐐
Jenna Taylor
Simpson College, Forward 2016-2022
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We should be pregaming for football house right now, but instead we’re at home watching our moms get drunk on a glass of rosé 😭
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Happy Thanksgiving Simpco 🦃
Thankful to be pfiefer free 😍
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Here’s to hoping the next owner isn’t homophobic
Thanks for all the memories Central College❤️ it’s been fun but I’m out✌🏼
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It’s that time of year again when Res Life tries to fine me for leaving a command strip on the wall 🤧
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Simpson Mount Rushmore of the year? (Joke version)
📍Volleyball Team for losing every conference game?
📍 John Bolen for obvious reasons?
📍Simpson Admin or lack thereof?
📍The girl that ruined the last party of the year?
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Me when Simpson sends out the “unfortunately we won’t be able to accommodate in-person classes” email the week before classes start
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Absolutely unreal 🤯🤯
Another game with Wartburg, another game of Regan Freland playing the hero! The sophomore guard evens the score as time expires and 5th-ranked
@SCStorm_WBB
wins it 78-73 in overtime!
📹: Wartburg Knight Vision | 🔈:
@kniakrls
#ONESimpson
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#rollriversWBB
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#d3hoops
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Amidst everything going on in the world right now, at least you don’t go to Central! 🌪
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If 2022 doesn’t bring back
@scstormfootball
mic’d up, I don’t want it
Mic’d Up Wednesday feat. Linebackers (slaughter gang) 🎥
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Word on the street is
@BarstoolCentral
just mad cuz their women’s team hasn’t beat
@SCStorm_WBB
SINCE 2003.
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So after yesterday it has been confirmed by everyone and their mom that SPENCER FREAKING MOON IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND!!!🤝👀👀
#RFS
After today's 1500, Spencer Moon is the ONLY guy in the country to be currently ranked in the top 20 in the 1500, 5000, and 10,000.
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Let’s play a game....
What housing charges have you and your roommate(s) gotten?
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, and the future milfs of Simpson College 💐 Thank you for all that you do 🙏🏼😻
#rollstorm
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“To date, the vaccinate rate among full-time students is 50%”
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Craig has me and the homeboys tearing up right now ☹️
1) As most of you may not be aware my position got moved to full time, requiring administration to open the position to everyone. I was informed last week that they will be hiring someone else as the strength and conditioning coach. To all the athletes that I’ve worked with
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No one more generous than someone trying to get rid of their excess boards/flex at the end of the semester
#notallheroswearcapes
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Resources:
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255
Central Iowa Crisis Services (24-hour crisis line) at 855-581-8111
Crisis Text Line Text HELLO to 741741
Simpson Counseling Services
515-961-1332 or counseling.services
@simpson
.edu
-Simpson Barstool
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the only flat thunder picture I care about ❤️ congrats cal!
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Just a mental health reminder... when things get tough there are always people there for you to take care of you even when you can't. As always ROLL STORM!!!!💛❤️💛❤️💛
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If Sam can smile, you can pass your finals 😁
Sam Schmitz has been named the head strength and conditioning coach, Director of Athletics Marty Bell announced.
Schmitz comes to Simpson after working at
@letsgopeay
.
He officially begins his role Aug. 2.
📰
#ONESimpson
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happy 1 month thunder! you’re still an embarrassment ❤️
met some new friends today. ready to put some THUNDER in the STORM.
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Multiple sports, multiple games, MULTIPLE W’S
Simpson is about to be dub city after today 😤😤👏🏼👏🏼
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Jenna GOAT Taylor* 🐐
.
@StormSports
Jenna Taylor Selected as a 2021 NCAA Woman of the Year Top 30 Honoree!
#rollrivers
📰:
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yeah your football team won, but you have literally lost everything else ☠️
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Queen Barb of Simpson College 👑
The 1st Diversity, Equity & Inclusion Award goes to Coach Barb Overton!
Coach Overton came to Simpson 50 years ago & was a leader in Title IX and starting Women's Sports at Simpson! 49 years ago she started & coached the very first collegiate Softball team at Simpson!
#FAM1LY
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CONGRATS SAM 🎉
These should end all speculations as to if I ever smile or not
And to my surprise, she said yes
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Y’all,
@WartburgStool
and the rest of the ARC could never 😬
Simpson College has now gone four days without any new COVID-19 cases reported.
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If Frank Cruz retired, this campus would fall apart.
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About that...
We have our bad days, but we can always say our campus is murderer free
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Day 49236 and I still don’t know where my tuition money goes 🤨
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Nothing like a bunch of on edge college students ripping apart campus to find a metal coin worth $250
#simpcohoco2022
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Two days into dead week and I’m already planning my funeral
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ALL SHE DOES IS WIN
#GOAT
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QUEEN SH*T 👑
FINAL | Simpson 73, Gustavus Adolphus 67
We're moving on!
Cameron Kincaid - 14 pts, 7 reb, 3 ast
Cassie Nash - 14 pts, 2 ast
Anna Wanek - 12 pts, 7 reb
Jenna Taylor - 12 pts, 6 reb
Kia Rasmussen - 10 pts, 6 ast
#ONESimpson
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#rollriversWBB
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Okay, but like are we winning a natty this year? 🤷♂️
RECAP | Claire Johnson was named the Simpson Thanksgiving Classic MVP as the
@SCStorm_WBB
won the tournament on Saturday after an 84-70 win over Calvin.
📰
#rollriversWBB
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Now that is what I'm talking about right there .... 5 second win😤😤
.
@SimpsonXCTF
's Spencer Moon is the
@AmerRiversConf
champion in the 5000 meters!
He won the event by five seconds, crossing the finish line in 14:53.00 for his first career conference title and second all-conference honor of the weekend.
#ONESimpson
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#rollriversTF
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I second this 🤝
If you don’t show up to the first day of your May term class hungover it is 7 years of bad luck and your children will choose to go to Luther 😬
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Coach Jete impacted so many lives here at Simpson both on and off the felid. Sad to see him go, but we wish him all the luck in the world with his future endeavors.
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As today marks the beginning of National Women’s Month, this goes out to all the women athletes, artists, or students: you make this place better and are excellent at what you do!
#rollstorm
#SIMPson
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Who’s tryna go to Loras this Saturday 👀
This one was special. Wow, I’m proud of this group.
Nobody playing with a much fight as our group right now. Not the championship at Loras on Saturday!
#OurTimeIsNow
#RollStorm
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May Term is over and the school year has ended. Thanks everyone for making
@SimpsonCollege
the shit show that it is! This year was certainly one to never forget, and I can’t wait to see y’all in the fall!
#rollstorm
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Be thankful you don’t go to Central! Happy Thanksgiving y’all!
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