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Imagine giving a fuck to what people on twitter think about you.
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Dada just said, "how good dhoni was at Rishabh Pant's age."
Rishabh is 21. At his age Dhoni was a ticket collector in Railways dada 😂😂😂
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Because it's extremely easy to replace mediocre players.
Chelsea have replaced Hazard quicker than ManUtd have with Ronaldo. 😭😭😭
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Mourinho total home games lost at United :4
Ole total home games lost at United: 16 and counting.
Guess who was crucified by the fans and CO92 clowns and who is hailed as a progressive one with 0 trophies.
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Sarri was sacked even after winning europa league with Chelsea and 3rd in the league. Ole is getting praised for bottling a final against Villarreal. There are actual fans who believe this is progress and the best season post fergie era
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No manager in the world has Mahrez Jesus David Silva Sane Cancelo Mendy as bench options. There is nothing special about Pep's titles. Biggest fraud ever with a chequebook.
He has 2 knock out CL wins in last 3 years with city against Basel and Schalke.
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David De Gea didn't utter a single word against United when his dream move to Madrid failed back in 2015. No hissy fits, no tantrums, no interviews. Man gave his everything. Carried us.
United fans calling him unprofessional. You ungrateful fu*ks don't deserve good things.
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Ronaldo has 11 goals in 10 games he's eliminated in CL. Meanwhile Messi lmao this is embarrassing.
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Dhoni has given 28 byes so far and has dropped 5 catches in this world cup. Imagine if it was Pant. The thala wankers would have abused the fuck out of him. Shit tournament with batting shit tournament with keeping.
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Varane a WC winner, multiple times Champions league winner has to sit out for Maguire, one of the worst ever players to put on a United shirt just cause he's english. State of this club
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The biggest Hardik Pandya problem is he tries to someone who he has never been in his entire career.
The main man syndrome. You'll never be that guy mate.
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After moving from Highbury to Emirates, Arsene Wenger's net spend from 06-07 to 12-13 was "minus 49" (-49). He had to sell his top players almost every year and still made it to top 4 for over 10 years. We've all mocked, abused him for finishing in top 4. Give it a break
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Ryan Giggs slept with his brother's wife for 8 fu*king years. He'd be the last person to preach about ethics and crap. These former united players are so ignorant and self entitled bunch. They talk absolutely rubbish most of the time. Only Becks is the exception amongst C092.
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Henry made his France debut at the age of 20
Age 21: France top scorer in WC 98
Age 23: France top scorer in Euro 00 & MOM vs Italy in final.
But this genius is saying he played his first IT match at the age of 24.
Think twice before comparing Henry to scrub like Martial
@SimplyWazza
@blurt2kc
Basic Brains uno
Henry literally played his first international match when he was 24yrs old. Man was literally struggling to score goals for Juventus🤡🤡and again no one is saying martials better than henry. I would say you lack basic brain and take a chill pill.
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Scholes, Rio criticized Mourinho for beating Juventus in Turin. That was Juve's fortress for years. Ole failed to qualify for KO stage last season when United needed only 1 point to qualify from last 3 games.
He now lost to Young Boys.
Not a peep from CO92 clowns &
@rioferdy5
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Sir Alex Jose Wenger they never let Liverpool win the league. This bald fraud is 14 points behind in December after spending 750m on top of Aguero Fernandinho KDB Sterling Silva and co. Chequebook fraud
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So now To match Klopp's 3rd season Ole has to get 97 points in the Premier League and win The Champions league. Am I doing this right
@GNev2
Gary Neville: “Jurgen Klopp had time to build a squad, progressing slowly from year to year. If you look at Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's first 99 games and Klopp's first 99 games, that's almost exactly the same in terms of performance.”
#MUFC
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Hazard though. 29 years old and has one decent CL performance. To put Neymar in the same sentence as him should be considered as a heinous crime. World class una. Stick to dribbling
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Mourinho had no excuses according to Scholes but
After 430m spent, more than 30 months incharge, CO92 wankers still demanding more time for Ole btw. As I said any other manager other than Ole and these lot would be all over him with pressure. Shameless cu*ts.
"He's got every resource available to him to have a team to win the league."
Paul Scholes says Jose Mourinho has got no excuse if
@ManUtd
fail to win the
@premierleague
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#PL
#MUFC
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Jose Mourinho won 2-0 with Kalas as a cb who was a complete irrelevant name and with his B team at Anfield when Liverpool was absolutely destroying every team in the PL and stopped them from winning the league.
Never ever compare this chequebook bald fraud with him ever.
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Gambhir's 97 >>>> Dhoni's 91 considering the situation. Sachin Sehwag both got out cheaply. Gambhir steadied the innings with a 21 year old kid that set the platform for Dhoni and co. It's unbelievable how his 97 don't get hype that it deserves. One of the greatest innings ever.
Wisden's Top 5 ODI knocks of the decade:
1. Rohit Sharma's 264 Vs Sri Lanka.
2. AB De Villiers' 149 Vs West Indies.
3. Kevin O'Brien's 113 Vs England.
4. MS Dhoni's 91 Vs Sri Lanka.
5. Virat Kohli's 133 Vs Sri Lanka.
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United fans can't accept the fact that we've fallen behind among top teams. City are competing for titles, elite squad, top manager, better planning for the future while we drown ourselves in nostalgia & mock them for not having enough fans while they keep winning. Bitter uno
Louis Van Gaal has advised Ajax's De Ligt to sign for Man City over Man Utd. Wow those LVG tears really are bitter lol
#MUFC
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Kohli keeps rotating the strike. Batsmen at other end keeps playing dot balls. Been a story of last 3 games. Completely disrupts momentum and concentration of Kohli as well as the team. Dhoni did the same against Afghanistan.
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Fergie did a 3 peat. TWICE
Jose broke United Arsenal duopoly & won back to back league titles with the best defensive record. Chelsea's first title in 50 yrs.
Pep spent 750m on top of Aguero sterling kdb silva fernie kompany is getting bullied by Klopp.
Levels above uno
Fraud
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Monsieur Wenger did it with mediocre players. He revolutionized English football. Pep's tiki taka only works for the players who have extremely good skillset and iq for the game. Pep can't do it with mediocre players
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Look at the great humor by pakistani fans.
As some indians would say, "The pakistani fans know how to troll intelligently and they are always graceful in defeats".
Kudos to Sarfraz for tolerating this idiot. Disgusting behavior
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Top 3 all time. Never ever mention the chequebook Roberto Martinez from catalunya in the same sentence with these 3 ever again.
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Imagine if this was Arsenal. This bum gets a free ride because of english quota in his team. Don't give me the crap that he didn't spend shit this season. His team is far better than what he's shown in last few months. Any other manager gets ripped by media for this form
Spurs’ last ten away games:
❌ 2-1 loss vs. Chelsea
❌ 2-0 loss vs. Palace
❌ 2-1 loss vs. Burnley
❌ 2-0 loss vs. Chelsea
✅ 1-0 win vs. Dortmund
❌ 2-1 loss vs. Southampton
❌ 2-1 loss vs. Liverpool
❌ 4-3 loss vs. City
❌ 1-0 loss vs. City
❌ 1-0 loss vs. Bournemouth
✈️🤢
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4:21 AM here in India and one Chelsea fan is ranting about how United have paid refs and cheated their way to the next round. You can't make this shit up. In last 60 odd mins he's tweeted about United more times than his club has won trophies in their entire history 💉💉
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Funny thing about this series is Smith has scored only 30 more runs than Virat. This is supposed to be his best performance while for Virat, it's below par.
@imVkohli
the standards you've set for yourself will only take you upwards. Keep going 💪
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Never ever put Pep Guardiola in the same sentence as Sir Alex and Jose Mourinho.
Pep is nothing but a chequebook fraud.
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This is accurate to a certain level but the cules quoting this and saying you can't win with money, "Your best player earns over 600k per week. You signed 3 players for over 400m in last 12 months." Have some shame
"Why couldn’t you beat a richer club? I’ve never seen a bag of money score a goal." 💰
#CruyffLegacy
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Wayne Rooney. Sacrificed his prime for team. Played in every bit of forward position out there. Only twice in his united career he played as a striker and scored 30+ in both seasons in all comps. Wazza was a manager's dream.
who is football Scottie Pippen? Greatest premier league wingman of all-time?
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Jadeja does all the hard work. Deceives Gill with exceptional delivery, Dhoni has easiest job to do behind the stumps. Commentators, fans keep wanking to Dhoni instead of giving credit to Jadeja yet CSK fans wonder why Jadeja isn't happy with them. Most despicable fans
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Prime Wazza was a manager's dream. No top player would sacrifice himself for the sake of his team like Wazza did in his prime. Only twice he played as a CF in his United career and dropped 30+ on both occasions. What a player man. My 🐐🐐
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They'd have been centurions, they'd have been invincibles with 100 points. This will hurt them more than the Gerrard slip. One loss all season. 97 pts het 2nd. So close yet so far. I hope the league druaght stays for another 30 years. Enjoy this agony you miserable cretins.
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Ole had Lukaku but he convinced everyone including
@GNev2
he doesn't fit his style. You had a striker capable of banging over 20 goals in the league. You replaced him with Martial then Ighalo then Cavani and now he'd go for Kane? Make it make sense Gary.
Gary Neville: "I'm struggling to understand why
#mufc
aren't going that extra step this transfer window — why are they not going for Harry Kane this week?"
#mulive
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@footballdaily
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Bossman saw Liverpool flexing trophies won in 2 years as together. Rest is history. He really hates Liverpool 😂😂 unreal flex this
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Kohli deserves credit.
England 140/2 at lunch on day 5. Flattest of decks. Any captain would go defensive.
No shastri, Bhaskar Arun in dressing room to motivate them & still India came all blazing after lunch. Relentless effort. This has to be one of the best wins under Kohli
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If you think this is on Lindelof then you're just a xenophobic c**t. AWB is behind De Jong while marking him. Lindelof is looking at AWB thinking he's got De Jong covered. It's completely on AWB but as usual not british player is scapegoated.
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There is a 3 mins YouTube compilation of Pep reacting to Sterling's missing open goal chances.
Sterling has gotten better and better every game under Pep. 50+ (G+A) involvement this year and then you've Rashford & his brother lol.
Imagine getting hurt by manager's reaction
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Godfather at the age of 78 is risking his life in this pandemic for the love of this club when he'd just stay at home and still watch the games. My goat 🐐🐐
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Wenger was literally on a shoe string budget. Spending nada. Klopp shelled out 80m on Nunez this ssn and now around 50m on Gakpo. Stupid analogy but then again can't expect much from Carragher
I’ve not been watching a Klopp team for a lot of this season, it’s a team now that cannot cope with the intensity of the opposition. It reminds me of WENGER’s Arsenal, going from a powerful & pacy team to a technical one. Defensively it’s a shambles.
#BRELIV
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Romelu never uttered one bad word for the club or the manager or even you, you xenophobic waste of a human being. I don't know how these idiots make their minds about non english players like this while the english dross at United get unnoticed for doing absolutely fuck all.
I’m hearing you. I’m delighted he’s left . I won’t be happy till everyone single one of them that think they are better and bigger than the club and don’t want to be here are gone ! Nothing at all about his nationality or him not being a good player .He will always score goals .
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Your fat boy Rohit in the last 3 t20 world cups in 8 innings outside of Afghanistan Namibia and Scotland
131 runs at avg of 16.35 with a massive strike rate of 86.5.
One innings above 30 runs.
Chutiye
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Rooney was everything you wanted in a player. Mentality, grit, determination. You name it. He was a manager's dream. Play him in any position & he'd boss it. God knows how he made himself available for the 2nd leg vs Bayern after getting injured in first leg. I miss him so much
All this Hazard hype is fine, but don’t forget that Wayne Mark Rooney is the 3rd best player in PL history.
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Your team took the L against same Leicester team at Stamford Bridge 😂😂😂😂
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Shafali Verma will do Sachin (2003) and get out in the first over. Its all written 😭😭
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Dhoni would have shaked hands at Tea rather than going for the win. For all his Lois success, he was absolutely horrible horrible test captain. 1-14 record in Aus & Eng from 2011-14 before he ran away and gave it to Virat during aus tour with India sitting at 7th spot in ranking
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She's nominated in entertainment category. She's really really good at what she does. The other nominees are also actors and singers.
Why are people outraging over this?
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When Morgan was out of form, he decided to step down so that England would have better chance of winning & now they've won the world cup under Butler.
Rohit Sharma shat entire asia cup & world cup, busy with his PR as how he cried all night after loss in semi.
Shameless clown
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Both VVS and Shrikant wanked over Dhoni when asked about his innings. When asked to Dada, he said as it is that "Dhoni's issue remains the same about lack of rotating strike middle overs and the only reason he's hitting in last overs is bcoz he's taking on the bowlers".
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Sir Alex won 7 league titles in 9 years from 92/93 to 00/01 being 9th highest spender in the league. Next he won 5 titles in 7 years from 06/07 to 12/13 being 5th highest spender in the league.
People actually label Pep as revolutionary when he's nothing but chequebook merchant
Pep Guardiola (criticism on City spending) “Years ago, United and Arsenal win a lot of titles because they spend more money than other clubs. Do you remember that? In the end, Man City couldn't do it because they didn't have the owners they do now.”
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Rohit pushed DK as finisher, dropped in asiacup & wc in most imp games
Groomed chahal has a main spinner, 0 gms in WC
Groomed Harshal as a death bowler all year, 0 gms in wc
Talked about intent all year, only to have worst run rate entire WC in pp.
Rohit the goat captain
@SimplyWazza
@AvengerReturns
How is it not related? He has built this middle order by consistently giving SKY Hardik Jadeja DK chances at 4/5/6/7. Kohli played musical chairs with the middle order in LOIs leading to heavy dependence on the top 3. Rohit has instilled confidence in that middle order. GOAT cap
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Memphis Depay was involved in a total of 38 (G+A) in ligue 1 and EL with Lyon last ssn but whatever floats your boat
A friendly reminder that only Kevin De Bruyne had more goal contributions from midfield (33) than Nabil Fekir's 31 in 17/18.
Per 90, however, he was far and away Europe's top midfielder, averaging 0.86 goal contributions per 90.
That's ridiculous.
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@___Colb___
Trae had a 39/32/85 series against Sixers and Hawks still went on to win the series. Luka dropped 35 points on 49/44/52 against Clippers with much more difficult defensive attention and they still lost that series. Luka is significantly better than Trae
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They got recognition on world stage before the bollywood chutiyas. Bollywood chutiyas these days can't even fill move theatre. So good to see
And the GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD FOR BEST ORIGINAL SONG Goes to
#NaatuNaatu
#GoldenGlobes
#GoldenGlobes2023
#RRRMovie
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Does this mean he's throwing them under the bus? Criticizing them in public or it's not applicable for every manager? Asking for a friend
Solskjaer not holding back at his press conference this morning. Said there is "no hiding place" at United and that some of his players "need a reality check" about their level.
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Commentators saying Spurs fans must be disappointed watching Spurs like this as they used to play better under Poch vs Liverpool.
Spurs have won 1 game in their last 14 games vs Liverpool.
Media feed the narrative and retards lap it up without getting facts.
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United winning yet you don't feel nothing. No excitement. Nothing. Numb inside. Never felt like this. Some of you lot defend this.
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Didi, India have the highest winning percentage in the world in last 12 months. The expectations are extremely high because of teams capability.
Pakistan has lost 28 of their last 31 games. No expectations. Jokes & banter is all you gonna get from their fans when you've no hope.
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Mourinho gave Woodward names of 4 players. Woodward not only failed to sign the 4 players but sacked Jose after finishing at the highest position in the league since Fergie's retirement.
Fabregas on meeting Mourinho at Chelsea: “On the first day I met him he told me "I need two players. I am going to sign Diego Costa and if you come.." He drew me the team on some paper and said this team is winning the title on the first day I met him. He only needed two players.
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Only the yellow shower of shites are butthurt after India winning the world cup. I wonder why. These mfs don't deserve good things.
Crowd attending India's Victory Parade. ( Approx)
2024 - 2.1 Lac
2007 - 2.3 Lac
[According to PNI ]
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You went to City at the end of your playing career fella.
Who gassed this Btech Gerrard
"I can firmly say no and you can replay that again in 10 years." 😏
Chelsea boss Frank Lampard has insisted he wouldn't follow in Jose Mourinho's footsteps by managing London rivals Tottenham in the future:
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Pep Guardiola's team was about to go through again in CL with a wrong call from Referee just like they did in 2009 and 2011. Karma bitch. VAR is godly. Scratch that head of your you bald head.
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Real Madrid are getting bullied by PSG side that is without Mbappe and Neymar 😹😹😂
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When you fawned over Pogba when he was at Juve until he joined United and suddenly he becomes shit and a dab merchant
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Just wanted to check numbers of batsmen (batting 2nd) this decade in all formats. You're a freak show
@imVkohli
absolutely ridiculous numbers. He has dominated to whole another level.
More than 5k runs than 2nd spot, best average, most hundreds/fifties IN ALL FORMATS. Surreal
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VVD isn't even clear of Kompany btw let alone comparing him to Vidic/Rio/Terry and all. 2 seasons at top level and he's greatest ever defender in the Pl una.
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Bruno, if he can't get into the game he just keeps playing those over the top long balls from any position hoping someone would be at the end of it.
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There is a reason why entire generation of players from Bron to Kyrie to Steph looked upto Kobe and called him their idol over MJ. Kobe influenced NBA superstars like no one ever would. This is his legacy.
“We watched every possession… it took like 5 hours on facetime”
Isaiah Thomas on how Kobe taught him how to be a better player and leader.
(via
@GilsArenaShow
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94 runs off 50 balls. Strike rate of 188. The last time that sort of strike rate happened to thala was back in 2015. Thala fanboys in the mud. We move 💉💉🔥🔥
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Pep Guardiola has 2 CL knock out wins in 4 years of his city carrer against Basel and Schalke. Pep is 22 points behind Pool in the league.
Poch was 13th in the league and lost 2-7 vs Bayern when sacked.
Mourinho is without Kane Son Eriksen Sissoko.
Miguel Delany the clown:
Football from 2004 v football from 2020 - except it felt a lot longer than 16 years. It should (again) have been more than 1-0.
Piece on another reminder of how far Mourinho is behind the modern game
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This is yet another proactive captaincy from Rohit. Siraj hasn't been good with a new ball. Bumrah picked 2 early wickets and he wasted no time bringing Shami in and immediately got rewarded.
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Of course
Subhman Gill is a perfect ODI player, hits boundaries, rotates strike. He's going to be here for a long time....
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"Jose Mourinho has blood on his hands for not getting best of Martial Rashford Shaw Periera and Pogba." was the cry from the high IQ fanbase when we stat padded vs Cardiff & Fulham under Ole.
They've all gone hiding now. You know who you're. Enjoy this circus you freaks.
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No one gets a free pass like Marcus Rashford in this United team. He'd drop 2/10 every games and get away with it in the name of Manc Lad. Yet another dreadful game tonight.
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How the fu*k Pogba is out for few weeks when yesterday Ole said that he's in contention to start?
The manager is absolutely clueless. He talks rubbish. He has no pull. He's getting bullied by a player and his agent for fun.
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Ronaldo has scored 70 goals in his last 79 matches for Portugal. 6 of the 8 hat tricks are scored after turning 30.
Ridiculous numbers 🐐🐐🐐
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