Simon Amstell
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hello. this is ‘set free’. coming soon to netflix. thank you.
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hello. benjamin is in cinemas now. here are some stars. thank you.
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hello. this is the poster for the film benjamin.
benjamin will be in cinemas march 15th.
thank you.
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the super swine flu of 2021 pushed the nhs to breaking point. intensive farming was much more dangerous than the public had been led to believe. pork now felt dangerous, unclean, dirty. and many british people started reading the torah and the quaran for other cooking tips
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hello. ‘set free’ is on
@netflix
now. the show combines material from ‘what is this’ and ‘to be free’. this photograph is from ‘what is this’. thank you.
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hello.
this is from an interview about benjamin on
@Channel4News
.
thank you.
"I find it quite disconnecting listening to politicians... they can't be vulnerable."
Simon Amstell says he wishes politicians could say 'I don't know what I'm doing', in the latest Ways to Change the World podcast.
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hello. following an emotional sell out show at the london palladium, ‘spirit hole’ is now ready to close. if you were unable to get a ticket to one of the forty two dates this year, there may be an exciting announcement happening soon. thank you. goodbye.
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hello new york city people. will be with you quite soon.
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hello. this is a book. it will be in book shops from 21st september. thank you.
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hello. this funny podcast -
@OffMenuOfficial
with james acaster and
@EdGambleComedy
can now be listened to and tickets for this funny stand up show - 'spirit hole' can now be purchased. thank you.
🥬 EPISODE 112 OUT NOW 🥬
with SIMON AMSTELL!
Listen, review, subscribe:
🍽 Apple:
🍽 Acast:
🍽 Spotify:
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hello.
this is the trailer for benjamin.
coming soon to a cinema near you.
thank you.
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hello. benjamin can still be watched in all excellent cinemas. thank you.
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hello.
love, life, ego, sexism, intimacy, death.
@simonamstell
's new comedy 'set free' is streaming now on netflix
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hello. if you would like to be in a film this morning, you could come to the curzon cinema on shaftesbury avenue at 11.30am. thank you.
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hello.
@netflix
special ‘set free’ streaming from tomorrow. thank you.
‘Honest, introspective comic Simon Amstell digs deep and delivers a uniquely vulnerable stand-up set on love, ego, intimacy and ayahuasca’.
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hello. this is a poster. a new stand up tour is coming to a theatre near you. ticketmaster presale wednesday, venues on sale thursday, all dates on website. . thank you.
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hello american people. the feature film ‘benjamin’ will be arriving in your country in four days. thank you.
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hello.
help is coming.
in paperback.
in january.
thank you.
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hello. benjamin is in all good cinemas from tomorrow. click on this for listings. thank you.
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hello.
@netflix
original comedy special ‘set free’ steaming now. thank you.
@NetflixIsAJoke
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hello american people.
the feature film ‘benjamin’ will be in your country in two days. thank you.
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good afternoon. in less than two months, a stand up tour called 'what is this?' begins in london. thank you.
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hello.
benjamin is in all good cinemas now. there is a bath scene.
thank you.
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hello. if you only read one interview about 'spirit hole' today, make it this incredibly good one. thank you
@hannahrosewens
and
@vice
.
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hello. benjamin premieres at the london film festival tomorrow night. thank you.
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hello. this is an announcement. in a thrilling, last minute addition, simon amstell will return to the edinburgh fringe for the first time in six years, for eight nights only, to perform new stand up material for a possible forthcoming tour. thank you.
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hello. this is a bit from the book 'help' which is coming very soon. thank you.
Simon Amstell: 'Dad says our relationship has been good material, which is hard to argue with'
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hello.
@netflix
original comedy special ‘set free’ now streaming. thank you.
@NetflixIsAJoke
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hello american people. it is now possible for you to watch ‘benjamin’. thank you.
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hello. have been looking anxiously into this mirror almost every night for a month. tonight will be the last show of the run. thank you.
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hello american people. ‘benjamin’ will be in your country tomorrow despite everything. thank you.
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good afternoon. in two days the book 'help' is released. in three days the tour 'what is this' begins. thank you for your time.
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hello. this is from an interview about benjamin with
@mrjamesob
. thank you.
This is the hilarious story Simon Amstell told James O'Brien about performing his stand-up show while high on magic mushrooms.
@mrjamesob
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@simonamstell
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hello.
this is in this month's empire magazine.
benjamin will be in cinemas march 14th.
thank you.
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hello. the benjamin soundtrack will be released on the same day that the film opens in uk cinemas - 15th march. thank you.
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good afternoon. the 'what is this' tour begins tonight in london and then continues for two months and ends in london. thank you.
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hello. tickets for ‘spirit hole’ can now be purchased. thank you. 'spirit hole' is a blissful, spiritual, sensational exploration of love, sex, shame, mushrooms and more. if you yearn for a night of unprecedented joy and laughter book now and avoid regret.
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hello. will be talking about benjamin and other things to
@HadleyFreeman
@BFI
in one hour. thank you.
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hello. a new stand up tour called 'spirit hole' is coming to a city near you. the tickets are available here. thank you.
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hello. the book 'help' will be available for your ears quite soon. thank you.
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hello. how are you? please support 'the garden classroom' to teach young people how nature works or humanity is doomed. thank you.
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hello. it is now possible to announce that support for the ‘spirit hole’ tour will be provided by the funny comedian and person
@leoistired
. thank you.
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hello. this is an interview about the netflix special 'set free' and the 'benjamin' dvd release. thank you.
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hello. if you have time for a podcast this afternoon, this is
@rustyrockets
talking to dr gabor mate. thank you.
#UnderTheSkin
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HYPOCRITICAL BABY SLAMMED FOR HOLDING PLASTIC CUP
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@schoolstrikeforclimate
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hello. this is to announce new stand up tour 'what is this?' register for presale tickets here. ”. thank you.
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hello. this is ‘first kiss’ from the benjamin soundtrack by james righton. the soundtrack can be purchased and benjamin is in cinemas now. thank you.
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hello. how are you? the spirit hole tour begins sept 8th
@TheatreRoyal
and ends nov 9th
@LondonPalladium
. tickets can now be purchased. thank you.
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good evening. charlie kaufman's anomalisa. you must see this film. thank you.
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hello.
yesterday a number of benjamin screenings sold out in advance.
it is advised to book ahead today. thank you.
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hello. what is this will be coming to theatre 80 in NYC in june. you can book tickets at thank you.
#whatisthis
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hello. if you would like help you can now find it in shops. thank you.
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hello. how are you? tickets for spirit hole can now be purchased here. thank you.
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