Metaplasia M.D.
@Silicylo
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Tired. Hadley Chase's biggest fan. God is omnipotent.
On a path.
Joined February 2013
You constantly have near death experiences because the devil has a crush on you and wants to ask you out but always balks at the last second.
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The first trailer for ‘THE ACCOUNTANT 2’ has been released. In theaters on April 25.
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Can't even decide which hurts more, round tripping after a 5x or getting rugged.
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@der_arzt_ Now that we're thinking clear, obviously not. But if you think a train is approaching and you decide to stop and suddenly another car forces you into the train tracks, the last thing on your mind would be to go to the other side.
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So fastest fingers, yeah?
Will post the dog pic in 3 hours, 8PM ish Dubai time. 🦮🤣
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You're assuming you know what's been going on in the "marriage"
How can you divorce your wife and propose to another woman in a space of one week? Zero respect to the years you guys have spent together, zero respect to your children too.
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LOL, if you're in a position of power in an institution and your subordinate slaps you, don't slap back sha.
I don't buy this one sha. Don't slap me, I'm not a UNIZIK Lecturer. You'll not believe what will happen to you. Jehovah will punish emotional control.
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RT @IgboHistoFacts: Igbo Apprenticeship System: The moment a master (Oga) settled his “Nwa-boi” with 15 million naira ❤️
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RT @lidocaine_v2: Men can retain their individual characteristics while still blending in as a group.
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