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The official Twitter account of Sidelock Holmes. My kids once admitted I was right and by once I mean never. Advice Columnist @AssociatedFress

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Israel doesn't care about your opinion
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So the terrorists are wearing civilian clothing
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Some heroes wear capes
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Because he was brainwashed from a very young age to believe that Jews are evil and need to be erased
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Anyone know who I can speak to about getting paid?
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Everyone: Don't go into Rafah The IDF: We went into Rafah and rescued 2 hostages
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BREAKING: IDF to cut off the oxygen and gravity supply to Gaza in the next 24 hours Source: Al Jazeera who heard from the Gaza Health Ministry who heard from Trust Me Bro
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Unfortunately a 2 week old Palestinian journalist doctor was killed this morning in East Jerusalem after trying to peacefully attack an IDF soldier with a non violent knife
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You're an idiot
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This
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Only Israel has to defend itself from 3 different countries within a single day
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@yaelbt @leekern13 I heard the dog was also smiling and waving as it was released
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@OliLondonTV @Dancergirl44777 This is really weird considering all we heard was how well they were treating the hostages
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Why is she holding a Tehillim?
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For those who thought it's impossible to survive without a brain I present the following
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Dear Ahmed: Maybe one day when this is all over you can show us how you were able to post without internet access.
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This person is located in *checks notes* Australia
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@Bernadotte22 Full story
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Unfortunately a 2 week old Palestinian journalist doctor was killed this morning in East Jerusalem after trying to peacefully attack an IDF soldier with a non violent knife
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Repeat after me: Palestinians are the ones trying to wipe Israel off the map. Palestinians are the ones trying to wipe Israel off the map. Palestinians are the ones trying to wipe Israel off the map. Palestinians are the ones trying to wipe Israel off the map.
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These 4 innocent children were killed today on their way to school after the IDF attacked their helicopter using weather manipulation
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Do you mean the year that 5 Arab nations attacked Israel and started the first Arab-Israel War?
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If the Jews control everything, why is Black Friday on a week when Shabbos starts at 4:30?
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@AbbyMartin Did you have this crippling anxiety after hearing what happened on October 7th?
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BREAKING: Ireland is rewarding terrorism
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A planet where torturing and murdering innocent women and children doesn't go unpunished
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On what planet is this self defence:
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Everyone: "Free Palestine!!!" Chabad: "Have you put on Tefillin today?"
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Rabbi Jack is an expert in the Koran and the Talmud
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@MarinaMedvin This is really weird considering all we heard was how well they were treating the hostages
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@Remroum Correction: Israel provided footage of the terrorists using the hospital and the media was like, ok well, next story
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Never let facts stand in the way of your false narrative
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@talhaahmad967 This doesn't looked forced at all
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Ashkenazi davening in a Sephardi shul for the first time
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@Lowkey0nline All teaching the same subject, hate
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Here's a list of people you didn't know were Palestinian: 1. Santa 2. Bugs Bunny 3. Big Bird 4. Superman 5. Humpty Dumpty
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It's still unclear why the IDF soldier resisted the peaceful gesture
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If you're going to steal from Golda Meir at least get the quote right
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Genius in action
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How many times were you dropped on your head as a child?
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Why didn't you speak up sooner? Your opinion could have ended the war weeks ago
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It's only a matter of time before they start claiming King David was Palestinian
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Combined IQ: 0
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He's the only member of Hamas that's not armed
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@visegrad24 Any chance we can start a collection fund to make his dream vacation come true?
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According to all the Pro-Palestine accounts the only people living in Gaza are children and journalists
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Spot the difference
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Did she just eat a Zionist?
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Israel: "It's been a month and we are still working to identify all the people killed by Hamas on October 7th" Hamas: "10,000 people have been killed in Gaza so far. Here is a complete list of names with a full biography on each one"
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@OliLondonTV Here's the full story
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Unfortunately a 2 week old Palestinian journalist doctor was killed this morning in East Jerusalem after trying to peacefully attack an IDF soldier with a non violent knife
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Why do antisemites always look like this?
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@lameessml That's actually the before and after of her attempted car bombing
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@GlobeEyeNews Tell us something we don't already know
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This 15 year old infant was killed by the IDF while sitting in his crib playing with his favorite toys
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@Hind_Gaza So you thought they would just murder 1400 people and everyone would be ok with it?
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@Bob_cart124 Everyone knows he was Japanese
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@Campb37345Maree If that looks like appreciation to you I'd hate to see what actual sadness looks like
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She needs to keep an eye out for all the Zionist kangaroos
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@Cobratate It's a good thing you said without arrogance otherwise I would have been confused
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@AvrahamAdler It was triplets
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Why does the number of Jews matter?
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Quality over quantity
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Repeating and spreading the same lie over and over doesn't make it true
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"This might be my last tweet": Starts another account "No life left in Gaza": Goes shopping for fresh vegetables
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@jacksonhinklle This is the nicest open air prison ever
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According to Hamas the 3 pregnant journalists killed by the IDF were at the top of their class in the Gaza Space Program and were training for a top secret space mission
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Hamas is still working on the exact number of water bottles killed in this attack but it's expected to exceed 10,000
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Israel just bombed an aid truck coming from Egypt 🇪🇬 that was carrying water. A Hamas leader was hiding in the water bottles! This is beyond evil!
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First it was $250 for the rally in Washington DC and now this? How do I keep missing all the money
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"No lives matter" -Hamas
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You appear to be retarded
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@strxwmxn Sounds like a match made in Gaza
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@raz_sauber Right back to terror? I'm shocked
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@4ever_Awakened Yes because everyone knows Osama bin Laden was actually a Zionist
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It must have been all the beautiful poetry he was writing about the Jews
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They always look so happy and emotionally stable
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Non Jewish coworker just informed me that his favorite Jewish holiday is Rosh Hashanah and when I asked him why he told me it's because he loves doughnuts
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Sounds like you need to seek professional help
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@SaeedDiCaprio You mean like how Hamas recorded themselves with GoPros on October 7th?
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When AI gets it wrong
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@leekern13 So the smiling and waving meant nothing? I'm shocked
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Not only do we run the world, we also control the weather and have a whole collection of space lasers ready to fire at a moment's notice
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@QudsNen Is she related to the woman who tried to set off a car bomb? They have the same exact name
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The world: We don't negotiate with terrorists Ireland: As a reward for committing acts of terror we recognize your state
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This is what jealousy looks like
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@ofirgendelman @tovaherskovitz I'd say I'm surprised but then I'd be lying
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Imagine my level of horror when I walked into the local Jewish book store and saw the number of books with blood stains exactly like this one
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There used to be a terrorist organization in Gaza known as Hamas -History Books in 2044
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And deal with endless propaganda
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@abierkhatib I also try and get all my information from some random kid on TiKTok
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Don't forget to blow the Shofar while lighting the Menorah
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@DrEliDavid And the kids have 6 fingers
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@MyLordBebo The only question is which version of Mr FAFO are we getting today
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@TruthShepherrd Yes because everyone knows Osama bin Laden was actually a Zionist
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You would need 100 years to rebuild a state that's only been around for 36 years?
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I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500
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Still looking for your wife?
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His followers: Yeah this makes sense
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The Ministry of Health has yet to report a single member of Hamas being killed in Gaza. This leads me to believe that either the IDF is the most incompetent army in the world or someone is clearly lying
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@ecomarxi Chances this actually happened: 0
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@rugelachlvr Palestinians actually invented color
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The first synagogue in history to be led by a Rabbit
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The Ashkenazi guy who married into a Sephardi family
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