Sian Jasper
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You're describing a sociopath
@mrjamesob
James O'Brien explains exactly how Boris Johnson avoids the consequences of his own actions and why he keeps getting always with it.
@MrJamesOB
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@GrassKnotts
@NoContextBrits
Wait till the Americans hear there’s a town called “Upper Dicker” in Sussex.
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@oders81
@cctv_idiots
Yes it's a Ukrainian goth band. Its actually from 2018 so not old although it sounds 80s
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This should be made more fuss of. Stanley Johnson is neither an MP or employed by the government. WTF is he doing attending a meeting like this when civil servants should have taken his place??
"Get rid of Unelected bureaucrats" my arse!
Is this actually normal? The prime minister's dad acting as a freelance ambassador?
#batshit
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This Filipino-woman has EXACTLY hit the nail on the head: how can people die like this in a 1st world country??
#reggieyates
#Grenfell
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Powerful image of a Muslim policeman cuffing a IS influenced attacker.
Fantastic work from the British police
#YouAintNoMuslimBruv
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@ColinMHolmes
@mattuthompson
It was hanging on the wall at Fishmongers Hall at one end of London Bridge. A Polish chef removed it & used it as a weapon.
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Anyone had Howard Stern down as the voice of mainstream political moderation during the period America went nuts?? Anyone?? ANYONE??
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Errr....couldn't Boris be removed under this law? He was born abroad & had dual citizenship until a few years ago.
A really troubling read about clause 9 of the Nationality and Borders Bill which will enable Priti Patel to remove the citizenship of individuals - and them to be rendered stateless - without even being told.
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@ShouldHaveCat
This kicking motion is a reflex apparently, the cat can't control it & they bite the kicking foot to try to stop it. So it looks bloody weird, but from the cats POV it's doing the right thing!
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@CentralBylines
I sat in A & E (with a minor injury Thankfully) for 8 & a half hours in July.
During the time I was there people also awaiting to be seen were giving up & going home.
The NHS is being run down.
It's a disgrace.
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@hugorifkind
The real rot set in with Johnson, a man fundamentally unsuited to the role of PM. It’s just got worse since then.
But the ball got rolling with the Brexit referendum. An unworkable fantasy with no positive outcome, the Tory party picked dreamland over fiscal responsibility.
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Exactly! Britain will go from one disaster (Coronavirus) to another possibly even bigger crisis (Brexit)
This government are entirely culpable.
Brexit negotiations in the middle of a deadly pandemic? What could go wrong!
Here's what you missed from the Michel Barnier press conference...
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@bob_sacman
@monarchlady222
@NumbersMuncher
@maggieNYT
In this case it seems that cat wasn’t in on the “joke”. Yours is. But others won’t be. To the cat it seemed like it was being attacked so it reacted in self defence. The girl got what was coming to her.
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Steve Coogan has spent the last 3 decades waiting for Alan Partridge to reach the age he should be.
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Laura Kuenssberg has the right to her own political opinions. But she does not have the right, under BBC rules , to express those preferences within the confines of an interview.
“Thank you for coming” is the correct ending for all political interviewees.
Laura Kuenssberg after finishing her interview with a Tory MP and Laura Kuenssberg after finishing her interview with a Labour MP…
#bbclaurak
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So it's the EU's fault that British employers pay low wages?? 🤔🤔
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Here's a F****G suggestion: maybe the crane should've been TAKEN DOWN before the
#hurricaneimra
hit?? You had a 48hr warning...
BREAKING NEWS: DANGER! Another crane has collapsed on NE 30th St and is dangling from an unfinished high rise tower.
@NBC6
#HurricaneIrma
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Do read this! This story is wild!! Boris Johnson accused of trying to appoint wife Carrie to £100k taxpayer funded role in 2018
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This is me with alcohol
Ron caught and ate a mouse last night. Ten minutes later he threw it up. This happens on a very regular basis. This morning I’m suggesting that maybe, mouse doesn’t agree with him - perhaps at some deep level he doesn’t actually like mouse - but it seems to make no difference.
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It’s fascinating to watch isn’t it? I found the Captain Tom hysteria weird & uncomfortable.
Covid was a very strange time. And in strange and frightening eras, people fall back on faith and superstition and totems of a golden age, whether imagined or otherwise. That is what happened with Captain Tom. He became something akin to a cargo cult.
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I've been thinking actually the Coronavirus DOES change everything for Brexit.
All these countries we're supposed to do new trade deals with will be focusing on their own recovery from the virus in the next couple of years. They wont be able to focus on negotiations with Britain
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Maidie Norman who played the African -American housekeeper in
#WhateverHappenedToBabyJane
re-wrote her dialogue in the film so her role became less racially stereotypical & to give her character dignity. Whatta girl!! 👸🏽👸🏽
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@RossEngland
@MichaelPDeacon
@gabyhinsliff
Because if he experienced it he might find his fears are foundationless.
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@MarinaPurkiss
Traditional Tory voters, particularly older ones, don’t care about this. They will say his private life is his own business. This is how Trump maintains supporters.
You’re trying to appeal to a moral conscience that doesn’t exist.
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@ImpeachmentGoal
@DCLindholm
@alexandraerin
It’s the cult mentality still ongoing but transferred into communication via the medium of modern tech. He still hasn’t escaped the psychology of cult thinking
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Diane Parish absolutely knocks it out of the park!! What an outstanding actress!
#EastEnders
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OMG Dr Hilary Jones completely handed him his arse here.
Dr Hilary Jones clashes with the deluded pub landlord who told Keir Starmer he 'failed this country' for not opposing lockdown.
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Since when does a Godparent work as a de facto nanny? On Christmas day couldn't the Johnsons be left with their baby? Millions across the country manage it!
This excuse is about as legit as the Barnard castle one....
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@annietrev
confirms on Today that “kind support of Nimco" in a childcare bubble - with Nimco Ali looking after Wilfred as her God parent - was why
@NimkoAli
had Christmas with
@carrielbjohnson
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@BorisJohnson
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@RossEngland
@MichaelPDeacon
@gabyhinsliff
That’s not the point and you know it. The point is that he had a fear of something that he had no direct experience of & he went with that belief over his experienced reality. That’s called “cognitive dissonance”
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@ThisMorningCall
@nicktolhurst
@SteveM0365
The government are just refusing to accept reality here. Most companies I know of are perfectly happy to let their staff hybrid work.
The government refuse to acknowledge there been a workplace revolution during Covid, that isn't just gonna go away cos they don't like it.
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@Femi_Sorry
I also think as a country we are WAAAAAY underestimating the impact on supplies EVEN WITH A DEAL. I think a lot of people, even Remainers think:
"if theres a deal, theres no disruption"
Right?
WRONG!
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@PhilipProudfoot
Three & a half hours minimum. They were waiting for the official statement. In the social media era this is never gonna work. Russian state media were also Tweeting she’d died before 6.30pm. The protocols are out of date
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I never believed the Tories were serious about cutting immigration just GIVING THE IMPRESSION they were wanting to cut immigration. They know racism is a dog whistle with a lot of voters. Which they will happily exploit.
Plus, they think voters are stupid.
Do the Tories REALLY want to cut immigration? Non-EU immigration was roughly the same as EU immigration before Brexit, so...
What if stirring up hate against foreigners is simply a political tool?
Today on Tiktok:
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@Otto_English
High achiever!
At 19 his political opinions could evolve/change in the coming years, as many people's do.
I do wonder about Brexit supporting young Conservatives.
They have decades to live with the mess Brexit causes.
Will they accept reality or remain in denial?
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FYI this is a BIG story (unless its buried) The UK has accepted a rushed cut 'n paste job as it's new trade agreement. How "WINNING" eh?
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@_love_holly_
Emily is paying the price for a lack of research. Not only was Tracy Chapman phenomenally successful in the 80s, but the song is firmly regarded as in the FOLK genre.
Also country music was considered terminally uncool in the 80s no non country artist was chasing country success
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@MikeMckinley
@Otto_English
Don't forget the overwhelming majority of Europeans celebrate Christmas day with their families on Christmas eve. So most will need to be home before 24th December. Y'know, that run up week just before Christmas?
Supplies will be decimated by early January.
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@LunarLivH
@RightWingCope
P.S. Boris Johnson is an American although he doesn’t sound like it. There’s no “born in the country “ rules with our politicians
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@StuartHumphryes
My favourite programme as a toddler.
Bagpuss still makes me emosh.
Reminds me of when life was safe & simple.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
How many Trump supporters do you think deep down know the truth (that he lost the election). I personally believe quite a large amount know the truth & are in denial. It’s the little Freudian slips “when he wins the next election…”
Oh! So he didn’t win the last one then?
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@SilvaBlades
@cononeilluk
Too many People don't care that the Tory party lies to them. They'll promise something, people vote for it, it doesn't happen & voters shrug & think "oh well". Happens too often. If this wasn't a phenomenon why the hell do you think the Tories win elections after elections?
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@Zobyismyname
@RichNP
@EuropeElects
Aka: I don’t have a decent argument to defend Brexit.
We can agree on the weather at least
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@Baddiel
When Roy Wood sang "I wish it could be Christmas every day" I doubt he was envisioning 2020...
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There’s absolutely nothing wrong with Gaga’s or Phoenix’s performances in
#JokerFolieADeux
In fact both are excellent.
The issue is the script.
39% of the people who went to watch Joker: Folie à Deux went there just to see Lady Gaga according to Deadline!
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Oooh look, the EN-GER-LUND flag at the
#HydePark
protests.
I suspect the crowd is a mix of Brexiters & barking new age & conspiracy theory types.
Where's Louis Theroux when you need him?
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@Otto_English
“We could run these countries better” is quite a bold statement given Britain’s current political environment
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@Erstwhilian
@RishiSunak
Its ALWAYS been one rule for them & another for us. You won't notice until its thrown in your face. Trust me, this is all about Rishi's PR & desire to become PM. If he thought he could get away with it, he would.
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@corfgar
@denyertim
Brexiters can't get over the war. A war THEY didn't fight in. It was 80 yrs ago & I can assure you all other countries have moved on, their mindset is still not stuck in the 1940s. They think our endless referring back to the war of nearly a century ago is quite MAD.
Which it is.
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@CopingMAGA
I feel quite strongly that you should NOT listen to people telling you remove the suicide Tweet.
Given that "Coping MAGA" is about how MAGA are coping or NOT coping with Trump's loss, the act of suicide, the ultimate sign of NOT coping, has its place to be recorded here.
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@Otto_English
Otto I worked until recently doing recruiting for care homes. Nearly 70-80% of applicants are foreign. It’s a horrendous struggle to recruit & retain staff.
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@GavinBarwell
@ks_1968
This attitude from Miriam is barking mad. How can any Conservative take issue with parents returning to work?? Frankly it’s a good idea from Labour, it may not work in reality, but there are few people who think offloading a financial burden from families is a bad thing??
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@eliistender10
Pink Floyd. I've never gotten them.
Also, a solo artist not a band but Ed Sheeran's gargantuan success is a bit over inflated. Hes a good singer songwriter, but certainly not one of the best ever. There are other singer songwriters out there just as good as him....
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Excellent as always!
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Powerful denouncement of the government’s response to Covid from
@OwenJones84
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@OwenJones84
on the fact that tens of thousands of people died unnecessarily during the pandemic because the Tory government refused to take the actions that were needed
#GMB
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@AndrewJFrizzell
@brianmoore666
I was at the march in London on Saturday & I am happy to report you are not alone in your demographic. I saw many many over 65’s there.
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Easy travel across Europe
EHIC card I've used to cover me for Health insurance when I go on hols
High food standards - a daily benefit
Access to cheap continental foods & drink
Several of my housemates & friends over the yrs have been EU citizens only possible with Free Movement
Tell us a benefit of being in the EU that you’ve personally experienced, one that you wouldn’t have been able to benefit from outside of the EU
#RejoinEU
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On 911 the people in the Twin Towers were ringing emergency services & they were told “stay put, we’re coming”
On
#Grenfell
night people in the tower were told “stay put, we’re coming”
They didn’t come in either event.
Stay put is NOT the thing to do in a tower block fire
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@Benny7017
@adilzz1
You will never see a label saying it's from Oz or the US. They know there might be public wariness around eating these products so will hide their origins. And yes,they can do this. It will also end up in things like pies or takeaways,where meat origins are more difficult to spot
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The day before the Queens funeral & Worthing Morrisons had a “last days of Saigon” feel about it.
It’s one day’s Bank Holiday people. ONE DAY!
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@sajidjavid
Hi,I'm sitting in A & E at my local hospital & a man opposite me has just told the receptionist he's been waiting to see a NHS doctor for around 8 & a half hours. He arrived around 10.30pm & its currently 7am
Are you surprised that the public don't trust the Tories with the NHS?
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lol they don’t like it when you point out the immigration effects of Brexit. The GB News audience don’t want to be reminded that immigration has gone UP post Brexit
‘We think Brexit’s been a disaster. It’s not good for our economy, our citizens or our citizens’ rights.’
Watch our Chair Dr Mike Galsworthy discuss the future for the UK-EU relationship with
@MartinDaubney
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@GBNEWS
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@doctor_oxford
@nickynoo007
People are self absorbed & dont care. They dont care until it rocks up on their doorstep. Quite literally often.
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@AdamBienkov
@wolfblitzer
They will also be shocked to see the country referred to as UNITED KINGDOM not "England".
If Googlemaps gives a country a name, theres a pretty good chance that's its friggin' name!!
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The obvious answer here, is to say that many ADULTS are too emotional & ill informed when they vote too.
I, & am sure you too, have encountered people who will or won’t vote for someone based on superficial factors such as their appearance, accent, manner etc
"16-year-olds are too hormonal to be allowed to vote"
Do these people understand what they sound like?
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@YiddoDan83
@Jopo_dr
@susannareid100
That "fact" is incorrect & was later corrected by Chris Whitty. What he meant to say was 60% were UNVACCINATED.
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@MissBrownToYou1
@NumbersMuncher
@maggieNYT
Look at it from the cat’s perspective: This is a giant animal punching at it. It would’ve felt under attack. It’s reaction was entirely understandable. Cats don’t get the concept of a “joke”. It was reacting to being attacked.
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@mrjamesob
@wesstreeting
Do remind them Boris Johnson’s Grandad helped create the ECHR that Boris & other Tories are so incensed by….
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@evi_cy_travels
@andrew_b72
@andyoakes
@Otto_English
Is King Charles Greek? Because he was born to a Greek born migrant
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@StanleyTamz
@DiscussingFilm
You clearly haven’t watched it. It has a great storyline about a survivor of Japan’s WW2 trying to rebuild his life & dealing with shame & survivors guilt. And a fucking big lizard. Not joking, that’s the storyline. Very moving performance by the lead actor too.
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Coronation parties are being cancelled due to lack of interest
Rejected by musicians. Protests planned. And now,
#Coronation
parties are being cancelled.
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I was wondering why Queen received a reception of screaming fans at Seoul airport & it turn out that in South Korea (population 51m) over 9.4m people saw Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yes 1 in 5 of the ENTIRE population saw the Queen film!
via
@MTVNews
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@lolwestinghouse
@Omz2468
@Telegraph
Indeed, & who's fault is that??
Stand up the Tory party & their minions at
@Telegraph
Thanks for the food shortages guys!
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@SamanthaMalin
We Quakers have a saying:
friend speaks my mind.
I have always found him to be underwhelming. It's like people raving about a new food or drink & you giving it a go & thinking "Really?? You raving over THAT??"
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The deification of Paddington is hysterical!
I’m actually a Paddington fan, but his correlation with times of tragedy is truly astonishing.
It’s almost like the Royal family has been replaced by another character in the hearts of the UK public….
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@Otto_English
Honestly, Liz Truss must be rubbing her hands in glee that she never got an invite.
Guilt by association for Sunak.
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What is it about strong black woman Meghan Markle that you dislike Andrew?
#MeghanAndHarry
Harry will come to Britain alone in the summer to see his family including the Queen but Meghan will stay in US. No doubt Meghan will blame everyone else for her self-indulgent but welcome decision to stay away
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NHS waiting lists can be reduced by England playing major sports tournaments daily.
Our ED waiting room at 5pm. It’s almost like something is happening tonight… 🤷♀️
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The only way the Labour manifesto is gonna make me cry is that because Corbyn is so unelectable we're gonna be stuck with 5 more years of the sodding Tories 😭😭
#LilyAllen
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@PhilipProudfoot
That won’t change. The change is that they can still read yours. They won’t be able to quote or reply you. But that won’t stop them being able to take screenshots of your Tweets not stop them encouraging pile ons.
Another short sighted idea from Musk.
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@Spanglish51
@RhonddaBryant
That’s assuming he cares about the country. He doesn’t. He wants the power & the perks. If he gets to 100 he will stand & he won’t back down under any circumstances. An absolute disaster for the Tory party & the country. Imagine how the markets will react to BoJo mark 2!
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@emrazz
What you won't be aware of is this: outside America mask wearing is not politicised. It's a peculiarly American phenomenon.
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