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@UberFacts
Blame the parents for not reading the contract. That has to be something written in the contract right? Lol.
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@BetteMidler
It is also quite annoying that they only cater to a certain breast cup/band. They don't do plus size lines. It's super difficult for people like me to shop. More places should offer plus size bra sizes especially if the business is struggling to stay afloat.
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@rgay
The term has been around before the 50s.
"The term originated from the 1938 play (and 1944 film adaptation) Gaslight, where the protagonist’s husband slowly manipulated her into believing she’s going mad."
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You scared me there, Twitter.
#MorganFreeman
trending in the hashtags was heart-fluttering. Don't die on us, you glorious bastard, you!
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@UberFacts
They don't know how to manage their money then. Work in the gig economy and you'll know struggling paycheck to paycheck.
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@TellYaGhosty
My naval grandpa wouldn't even talk about what he saw/experienced near there, not to anyone, not even my grandmother.
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This screams Plays With Squirrels. I mean Will Friedle. I mean Eric Matthews. No. Plays With Squirrels.
@willfriedle
http://t.co/J1bbs626ZL
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@Djayrhhee
They were in an unbounded, polyamorous relationship, that transcended all superficial materialism, which only the soul's deepest core could truly understand.
I do not understand why people act so shocked, offended, negative, toxic, etc when these two trend. Just let them be them
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@munskeyL
@HarryPLuche1
@awfulatsports
@UberFacts
Consciousness is subjective and has not been proven, so anyone's opinion is welcome on the topic.
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@ShaShaT88
@kremedelakitty
Most men here actually seem to be starting fights for no reason except they feel threatened by a strong woman asking a freeform question.
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@Titanbaddie
At least pit Streep against someone of her same caliber, like Helen Mirren or Judy Dench.
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@stelana_417
@TellYaGhosty
He passed away when I was 6. I remember tiny lil me pinning an angel on his uniform. I miss him. My earliest memories are of him reading me multiple bedtime stories every night & the pitter patter of my excited feet running down the hallway to get yet another story for bedtime.
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Lol this is my terrible joke I made on instagram
@aaroncarter
... Putin & Russia. Get it? [Awkward silence.]
http://t.co/4uvmsbJve5
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Love is one hell of a drug.
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@Cpt_RDubya
@SouthPark
@discord
I've been banned 3 times on South Park subreddit, all 3 times were because of mod power trips. So, it's not the fans you have to question.
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Reading
@aaroncarter
's tweets after not checking up on the dude in years and all I gotta say is, someone give this dude a reality show already. What is going on?
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@inputmag
They should just ban public sexually explicit (free) content, but allow it in paid memberships & dm's.
They require ID verification on sign up for content creators. They are pretty strict. We creators have to jump thru hoops to get verified. So fear about minors isnt the reason!
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I was going to go to bed but it looks like
@aaroncarter
is being a Chatty Kathy. I don't want to miss his tweets. 😝
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@tmbg
@okgo
@postcereals
Can the post office sue Post for stealing their name? Pretty sure the post office has been around longer.
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@SouthPark
@CasaBonita
If hired, I'm going to react exactly like Cartman did when he got his forbidden chance at Casa Bonita. Granted, I currently live 1,402 miles away. My autocorrect wanted me to write that I live 1,402 Mike's away. I feel like the algorithm knows something I admittedly want to know.
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@PDFMan42
@Cpt_RDubya
@SouthPark
@discord
That's probably the best way to get banned from anything, actually.
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Follow
@aaroncarter
on
@Spotify
& Twitter/Instagram. New single
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coming Oct 14.
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@Jon__KoA
@ArghZombies
Drew Barrymore is capable of warming anyone's soul and making it feel embraced a thousand times over from miles, states, countries, oceans away.
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@aaroncarter
is so freaking awesome folks. He takes the time to read every single msg! He love his fans & we love him
http://t.co/SdZudJYYgQ
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@SenSanders
Comcast ALREADY throttles their internet too. I am a one person household with a "high performance" plan (100mbps) and yet it still constantly lags. 😑 It's only going to get worse.
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@mashable
Truthfully, as a woman, I prefer the sound of a mans voice, specifically during ballads, or when a piano or guitar only is playing. (I prefer a man to make me swoon.) As for pop songs, women tend to fare better. The only exception is Adele. Give us more Adele's and we're golden.
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@BMWSequeI
@Earthlmages
Love is the whole meaning of life though. Fancy cars and a thick wallet will not win you all the happiness in world, love will.
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@UberFacts
[walks into Hollywood exec offices.]
How I Met Your Mother, wait for it, but with dolphins.
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@StephenKing
Nancy would have been 43 when that came out though, lol not a kid. I am curious what she is confusing it for, whatever childhood movie she saw.
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I was watching
@OnceABC
and came upon Gaston's episode. It looks like
@Zak_Bagans
&
@PatrickDempsey
had a baby.
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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'm at least 97% certain the new episode of
@FamilyGuyonFOX
is taking a comical nod at the hilarious, obscure film, Orgazmo--specifically, Dave the Lighting Guy, played by
@SouthPark
's Matt Stone.
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@tegridyfarms
But what if a hot little temptress on the side wants some free sneak peak action? C'mon Randy, you know you wanna give us a sweet, sinful taste. Something that feels warm inside us this Thanksgiving. Let's break some boundaries & make that exclusive label into a ménage à trois.
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@kunley_drukpa
"I will fucking end your career."
I love Seth's work, but this should not be said by anyone, on any side of political spectrum. This is something Karen says, because she didn't get enough Caramel on her Frappe, yet she didn't pay extra for the Caramel.
Hate only hurts yourself.
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@UberFacts
I was about to say, "Damn, they had it good," but then I remembered we live longer these days.
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@CNET
I feel like our tech is slowly but surely weening into Futurama's predictions. Soon we'll be able to make out Amy's obscene tattoo.
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@kunley_drukpa
I'm pretty angry still with how Snoop treated that delivery driver and got them fired (when it was Snoop's fault!) but I am glad he stood up and didn't enable. I agree it wasn't the weed, but c'mon, there's a way to do things and Seth's way wasn't it.
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This sleepy little girl passed out partially in my arms warming my heart.
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@SouthPark
Oh wow, is Gay Fish actually going to beat Theme Song? Let's do this, folks! The theme song is great and all, but it doesn't belong in this competition.
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@neiltyson
Feed that dog, you monster. 😢 Even if he has had 20 meals and treats today, feed him.
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@SouthPark
I presume Trey & Matt used an Eric Cartman, "You're breaking my balls," tactic to change the owner's mind in selling the restaurant.
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@johnnyfigg
Little did we know, all these years, Lisa Simpson would grow up to become Joe Biden. It has been prophesied for so long.
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@MichaelShanks
An epic fight between Daniel Jackson and Donald Trump, now that's something I'd pay to watch on Pay-per-view.
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@KDTreeey5
@inputmag
Sorry to burst your skewed perception, but onlyfans, for majority of folks, is not on "easy mode." If you don't already have a following elsewhere, you have to bust your butt building followers. It is not easy. It is fun, however, a great way to build confidence & connections.
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@thetimes
Mine is an android, but you can get an awesome looking water photo on any device: (the only editing I did was the corner watermark)
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@ladypartsfilm
@mashable
I'm not saying what I like is what everyone else likes. I am not speaking for women as a whole, I am speaking for me. I know what I like. Speak for yourself.
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@SouthPark
Controversial, but... the best way is: Boil, cook noodles, drain water, THEN put the seasoning on. Delicioso!
Also, my cat believes that pork flavor reigns supreme. She wants you to fight her if you say otherwise. Pork flavored anything reigns supreme really, according to her.
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@Laurenbug36
@BetteMidler
Also, I surprisingly found my size on Macy's website which is starting to struggle these days. Macy's had a nice selection too not just boring basic ones like most places do. But I posted this because we need more than just one or two stores that do our sizes ya know.
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@chowder1031
@SouthPark
Haven't you realized yet? The Simpsons and South Park creators/writers are time travelers.
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@WhatTheFFacts
The grammatical errors in this "fact" is what is killing me, not the fact that he burying his very large material item.
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@SouthPark
We all voted for Casa Bonita here, but I want everyone to give the amazing song, "Boogers & Cum," from 'You're Not Yelping' some love and appreciation.
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@UberFacts
So does that mean if someone was to mix speed and mj, they would become a a great hunter?
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@Forbes
"Examination of chest CT scans among 56 marijuana smokers, 57 non-smokers and 33 tobacco-only smokers between 2005 and 2020 indicated higher rates of emphysema in marijuana smokers."
Gonna need more participants for this one, sir. Maybe even try an even amount?
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@kashanacauley
And an immediate release, pardon, and party in their honor, if they are still doing time.
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