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Naturally sarcastic shit talker - Fat hiker - Love camping and nature - More fun to follow than most cult leaders! Typos mean I’m a bot, clearly.

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@mjfree BREAKING: Republicans go back to their hotels with their wives.
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@doctor_cabral Have someone on your staff point her in the direction of an attorney. Or, and hear me out here, pay her bill. Everyone wants change but nobody’s willing to do it themselves.
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@Mikel_Jollett “The only way forward is our brand of fascism or else we get fascism.”
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@MikeSington Wait… are people paying her aware that $600,000 goes to Trump? They are literally funding Trump. Hahahahahabahahaha
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@catypayette He’s literally telling people who don’t normally turn out and vote to do so in November and then they don’t have to worry about it anymore after that if they don’t want to. Context matters (or at least it used to).
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@realmflynnJR May help carry Pennsylvania. I live in Appalachia. There are a LOT of working poor who like and respect JD from both parties.
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@KeneAkers White guy here. I just want to double check that if I have a question for all black people, that you are the proper spokesman and speak for all of them. Thanks.
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@TheRickyDavila You do realize that Hillary started the whole birther movement during the 2008 primaries, right?
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@ericgarland There was confirmation that the shooter was down.
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@funder Fighting climate with someone else’s money. Y’all still wonder why those on the right have questions?
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@DashDobrofsky The funniest thing about this is that y’all think this is a new occurrence. Do any of you question the shit they’ve spoon fed you for the last 2 years? 5 years? 10?
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@davidhogg111 “No one can keep you safe. Disarm yourself.” - Boss Hogg
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@JamesMelville My dad passed from cancer on 4/27/2020. I assure you, every single one of his family members were prepared to get arrested at his service. They knew it and let us have a normal goodbye. There’s strength in strength. We must remember that next time.
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@harrisonjaime Watching the DNC cannibalism in action while calling someone else’s campaign a joke might peak lack of awareness.
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@miaishereonline What the heck do you think all this sweet tea is for???
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@TRHLofficial Imagine simping for $3 gas as if it couldn’t be half that with reasonable energy policies. 🤷‍♂️
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@AVindman Good men don’t have 122 shell corporations tied to their immediate family and (seemingly) newest advisor.
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@fuckyouiquit Why doesn’t the AFA fix this? Flight Attendants have a union. Seems like it ain’t doing a thing. I bet the union boss has a new Lincoln though.
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@JordanSchachtel Why doesn’t one single journalist get the plate number and find out who rented the UHaul. 🤷‍♂️
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@ArtCandee @Lawrence Nah. We’re good thanks.
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@AdamParkhomenko It was. His death by natural causes is sad and unfortunate. As is you standing on his grave trying (and failing) to make a point.
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@matthewjdowd “Presenting both sides and letting the people decide is dangerous to democracy.” How do you type this with a straight face?
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@quinnbutred @doctor_cabral Help the specific person referenced and encourage others to impact change too. Or do you appreciate the do nothing and cry about approach?
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@brotherjones_ I live in your state. I don’t know anyone making $7.25 an hour. My rural McDonalds starts at $13 and Walmart is $15 (going to $18 next year). The market is raising the minimum wage.
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@BlackKnight10k We finally agree on something! Although these guys are a bit more regimented (and in shape) than a local police force. 🤷‍♂️
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@ClimateHuman The only solution that’s ever actually offered is either taxation or replacement with items like Lithium Ion batteries which are also ecologically disastrous. Also, the shift to electric everything seems to ignore how electricity is made in many areas. The future is nuclear,
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@NotVictorGodwin @yashar @realJennaEllis That’s not how you stop a security threat.
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@AdamKinzinger Starting a sentence with “If” and asking a question cannot, in any manner of the English language, be a lie. It’s a question. Speaking of far falls… how you doing down there?
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@JRubinBlogger “Make America work for the working class.” So fascist.
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@cmclymer Gun rights are women’s rights. Period.
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@baseballot Depends on how well they clean up those transcripts! 🤣
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@michaelianblack This is not an authoritarian trait… this is common sense. When a company hires a new CEO, they bring in “their” people. It’s not a consolidation of power… it’s using a proven and effective team.
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@kim @nytimes Because it’s a couple phone calls about a real estate bidding war in Florida where both guys were chasing the same waterfront foreclosure. Three seconds of google will answer your questions… but I assume you don’t really want answers.
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@DarrigoMelanie But I thought yall said judges were fair and impartial and couldn’t be biased after the New York rulings… 🤷‍♂️
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@Srirachachau He should totally just stand there and check his watch like a real leader. 😢
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@davidkshull @MattMurph24 Sounds awfully fascist to me.
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@joncoopertweets Perfectly fine take. But I don’t want to ever see the concept of “protect our democracy” come out of your mouth ever again. You cannot be fine with the country being run by unelected bureaucrats who cannot be fired (due to the aforementioned vegetable platter sitting at the
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@Nate_McMurray Elon pays more per day than you will ever see in your lifetime, Comrade.
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@tatemiller48 @thejackhopkins @JacekJasinski @MSNBC @CNN That’s a solid point since they’ve spent 10 years on lies. 🤷‍♂️
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@JessicaValenti Yeah. Ralph Northam in VA literally said to put the baby on the shelf after it’s born and let the mother decide. So, it’s infantacide and not abortion but it’s 100% factual.
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@philthatremains To be fair, we all knew we had church in the morning today and work tomorrow. Can’t go to either all tired from a night of smash n grab.
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@keffals That’s your inference. No one is saying that.
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@acnewsitics So… congrats on your purchase?
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@ruthbenghiat Y’all would have hated a rock concert. 🤘
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@KimJonTrump3 @BruceBartlett Please support that claim.
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@tommysantos14 So these are fascists?
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@AP4Liberty Well. I’d have liked to help get Chase Oliver his 0.018% this year but I guess I’ll go all in for Trump.
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@MJMcKean It really isn’t… but it seemed to make you feel good so I’m happy for that.
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@anacaprana I was on a hike the other day and got to a beautiful overlook. I was the only one there and really enjoyed it… for about 3 minutes. Then, the only other person on the whole mountain stood 10 feet from me arguing with their landlord on speaker phone. It’s everywhere.
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@AaronRegunberg It’s bad. I don’t want to vote third party but I really feel lied to here. Everyone HAD to know he was like this and they just passed it off like everything is fine. 🥲
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@torriangray Trump leaving messages in 2004 about a real estate bidding war for an ocean-front property in Florida doesn’t quite fit the definition of pedophilia, but I can see how the two could be confused.
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@philthatremains Right? Kinzinger and Walsh are also “registered republicans”. 🤷‍♂️
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@UROCKlive1 The short answer is that the rape allegations are from a civil suit filed shortly after he announced his 2016 campaign. They were thrown out once and then withdrawn a second time when questions arose to whether or not the plaintiff even actually existed. The new stuff is just
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@ThinkAppraiser No President loosened mortgage restrictions. That was Congress.
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@paul54208 @price_dominie @TristanSnell Uh huh. Trump is not the President though. Also, this ruling REDUCES executive branch power and puts it back in the hands of the people. Odd how that’s lost by so many people.
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@POTUS Congress has constitutional authority over the purse-strings. That is how democracy actually works. You are not a dictator even if your overreaching power is nice.
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@matthewjdowd “This is a brilliant analogy!” - No One Ever
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@cash4ga Fun Fact: a think tank publish a wishlist is not participating in a campaign.
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@blkmothsuperfan @catypayette Yeah…. He LITERALLY is. Figuratively though…. Not at all.
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@TheGoodLiars That’s not the flag.
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@FeelLikeMafe @JoeBiden Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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@NBCHUCK @yashar We do not give up freedom for a false sense of safety. So no, Chuck. Only hypocrites would change their position on something like this given today’s events.
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@NotVictorGodwin @yashar @realJennaEllis You ask a question as if the real world is directed by Michael Bay… and I’m the clown. Meh.
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@acnewsitics I doubt it matters, but it’s very well documented that Trump and Epstein were in a bidding war for a $41M piece of Florida real estate in 2004. At that level in real estate, it’s not uncommon for communication between public bidders. Pretty much all media outlets have
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@mmpadellan I just checked. All mine are where I left em. Grateful to see it wasn’t my guns that did this.
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@PeteAguilar Did you even get through this without laughing?
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@MattMurph24 Because the people that run this country know it’s not really a big deal and they are playing you. And you are choosing to play, too.
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@MommaKingMWD @MikeSington Your response is called “whataboutism” which is a solid way to deflect the argument on to something else rather than take an actual position on the original argument. Meh.
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@LakotaMan1 Elizabeth Warren? 🫢
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@RepDanGoldman The Constitution is the precedent here. The failure is on Congress… which includes (checks notes), you.
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@strike_dr You have to pay admission to visit Marx’s grave. 🤷‍♂️
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@WhyCoreyWhy1 @ericgarland I would imagine those that are skilled and trained and do this for a living probably had a little better confirmation of a situation than keyboard warriors. 🤷‍♂️
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@AdamRoseinPTown @Mikel_Jollett Not getting your way so you change the fabric of government is very much fascist.
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@YouthSaveDem Going forward.
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@BasedMikeLee It’s really mind blowing that not one single journalist has ever followed them back to their cars and doxxed a license plate. Just nuts!
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@MailePRMedia @acnewsitics I doubt it matters, but it’s very well documented that Trump and Epstein were in a bidding war for a $41M piece of Florida real estate in 2004. At that level in real estate, it’s not uncommon for communication between public bidders. Pretty much all media outlets have
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@quinnbutred @doctor_cabral It doesn’t. But to that one girl, it might save her life.
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@TRHLofficial Feels like she took that personally. 🤣
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@sbg1 Right? Totally should have picked Zelenskyy.
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@thetrueshelby Someone check the local FBI field office and see if anyone’s working.
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@SenPolehanki So… you’re telling us the pronoun thing is silly? Gotcha.
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@mlbelites_ This trio right here although I never saw #7 play.
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@TweeetsOfDogs Ellie left us 6 weeks ago. 🥲
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@WhipKClark I looked up “Project 2025 by Donald Trump” and got no results. Any other ideas? Did I spell the author’s name wrong? 🤔
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@Lukewearechange $20 on a They/Them
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@AlanRMacLeod Because no one was ever poor or homelss under socialism or communism. 🤡
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@DenisonBarbs @ProjectLincoln So… 18% interest rates, gas rationing and American hostages? Pass.
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@GovWhitmer Agreed 100%. Think the FBI did this one, too?
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@deaflibertarian They no wanna go boom. 💥 🤷‍♂️
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@Out5p0ken It’s almost like Trump’s plan for “states rights” and a more direct democratic approach to the issue is working. That is literally what you are celebrating. I hope the irony isn’t lost on you.
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@Ashy_slashee I’m just popping in to see all the guys write their ex-wife.
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@IbaraEleven Well it’s a good thing we have you then. The last bastion of democracy. And yes… this is sarcasm, comrade.
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@realmflynnJR @SecretService Complete failure by the Secret Service and/or security detail on this. Should have never been able to get up there.
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@Anchordown0714 Shaving the bat makes it look bigger. Sheesh.
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@DezBryant Yeah. His history with race and racism is really not good. 🥲
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@CalltoActivism Someone check the local FBI branch and see if there’s anyone working today.
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@sportin4it1 @ChrisDJackson Someone skipped "First Amendment Day" in fourth grade and it shows.
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@SylnaZhinka Arrest the planes!!! 🤣
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