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Jacob
@ShellGameJake
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Film industry, LEGO, a creature of the left. Elon punished me for my heterodox beliefs, looking for 800 of my closest friends
Joined August 2023
RT @IbnKulthum: It will never not be funny to me seeing the trophy in American sports handed first to the team owner. Let’s all listen to t…
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@greeneggs187 it’s like producers getting the Best Picture statuette fake job, at least give it to the office coordinator or something
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you taking this as a challenge fellas? @tenklossespod
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RT @NBABabySecret: Been going out to eat by myself a lot lately and the maître de’s eyes light up when you say “just one” They are about t…
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@Boringstein isn’t this Big Balls guy in the Manipulate Children To Do School Shootings and Kill Themselves discord too
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@willmenaker became convinced of this when my brother got over his shit when his wife made him start eating like an adult when they first got together
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@valentinavee I often get that feeling and delete tweets after the fact and I’m just an office PA with less than 200 followers
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@Douggernaut_2 Deathstroke isn’t even a Batman villain! I love Arkham Origins but that is a curse it has laid upon me for 12 years now
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@LegoKingo @Douggernaut_2 My understanding is that there’s a romance option with the ner-do-well noble that you befriend in the first game
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RT @corpseinorbit: You gotta wonder how many CIA people are looking at "federal waste" meme grants, tearing out their hair, thinking "That…
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RT @PoorOldRoloTony: Seeing Severance FanCams. A John Turturro montage set to No Church in the Wild. We’ve entered Succession levels of hyp…
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@aryanblackgirl it was a good time when we all collectively realized Luigi did that guy outside the hotel from the end of the movie
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