SheSaysBadWords
@SheSaysBadWords
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I’ll give your kids coffee and teach them new words.
Ted’s new kitchen
Joined April 2022
@mark_joubert Father God please bless this family and let them feel your love and grace with them and with sweet baby Gus.
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@FrostyTakes Well I’m not a detective….wait, fuck, yeah I am….this rings slightly suspicious….
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Hey….i love you all. This is the best group of people anywhere and I’m honored to be here and to call you my friends. Have a wonderful Christmas.❤️.
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AND BY THE WAY…. Please stop what you were doing and wish this perfect gentleman a happy ninth birthday. Momma loves you big boy.
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@MarchandSurgery Parents have to stop encouraging/enabling/allowing their children to become antisocial degenerates, plain and simple.
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GUESS WHO THE FUCK JUST ATE AN ENTIRE LOAF OF FRENCH BREAD INCLUDING THE BAG???
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Well fuck, i accidentally cursed. I hope you lousy sons of bitchez are super fucking happy with yourselves.
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@BillboardChris That’s why we need mothers, stepmothers, grandmothers, and aunts to be strong positive influences, guiding our girls through the frustrations of adolescence and helping them learn to embrace and navigate womanhood ♥️.
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@TxRecon1 Maybe time to tell him it’s job time and set an amount that he pays you from each check? Unless school and sports make the job thing difficult , in which case, tell him you’re selling one of his kidneys.
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Cooking the thing you killed really fucking hits. Venison goulash.
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From the American police with heartfelt sincerity. 🇺🇸
The English police will hunt down and try to arrest Americans who post memes about England.
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Gm. I got my mom up three times in the middle of the night to pee and inspect the yard. Think I’ll nap now because fuck her.
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@ElijahSchaffer I love you men and appreciate your willingness to step in and do the dirty work so we don’t have to!!!.
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There was a moment this morning when I thought to myself, “ Susan, it’s time to get the fuck out of these woods…”
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This spoiled rotten sombitch had sashimi for dinner.
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I feel the need to remind you of the OKC turnpike vagina.
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Gm. Was up til 0100 making peppermint cheesecake. First round of family Christmas today. Husband may beat BIL up in my dad’s driveway. It’s gonna be a day. 😬.
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@TX_WalkerRanger My mother drank herself to death…it was a horrific end to someone who could have done and been so much. keep fighting, I promise there are people out there who love you, and who are praying for you, including me ♥️.
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Watching The Hunt for Red October for the first time.
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Gm. Merry Christmas Eve Eve to all a yooz. Oh and to my sister’s husband…. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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You know why I love Oklahoma, and country folk in general? I just went to the DG in my insulated camo bibs and ended up having a ten minute conversation with the sweetest old man about what to hunt, where to hunt, and what gun to use. Then the elderly cashier chimed in to tell us.
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Gm. Cruising into the last working day of the year like
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Holy shit I’m at a bar in Tulsa and Pauley Shore is here!!!!!!.
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Under Project 2025, all women will sent to casserole camps until they are sufficiently trained to keep their men properly fed.
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Cook him chicken fried deer with German potato salad and red cabbage. Dudes love that shit.
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I’m about to head to bed, but I’m gonna leave you with this: .My giant dog is experiencing some pretty concerning health issues. I’m not going to elaborate because I don’t want advice from all the “experts” right now. We have a vet appointment Tuesday. I’ve been incredibly.
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I’m in my feels tonight. My parent’s cat crossed the rainbow bridge this morning. My mom was an alcoholic and an absolute mess. She drank herself to death ten years ago. We hadn’t spoken in a year before that. One of her few endearing qualities was her love of animals. She
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@xp0sed_com @Kronykal I commend you for this, but it’s still absolute trash that you accused him in the first place without being positive. I sincerely hope you’ll keep this in mind in the future.
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I have an announcement. I will no longer be saying bad words. Thank you for your attention.
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I have a confession. Please be kind and supportive, as this is very difficult and scary to say out loud. I don’t give a fuck about Wicked. Thank you.
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Well, we have good news and weird news. The good news is his lab work shows that he is absurdly healthy like puppy level healthy. We are sending out one lab test to look at his thyroid and should have that result next week. The vet said the stuff I was concerned about could be a.
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Gm. The teen staying the night with my teen just puked….in bed…. guess I’m up.
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Come for my house cow and he’ll be eating well for the next month.
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