@Sharpy
@Sharpy9PS
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Wannabe astronaut, love Chelsea, GIFs are the greatest, fuck VAR and Clearlake. #MAKESPIDERSILLEGAL #CFC #SOUTHLONDON #KTBFFH #UTC #GAMER #makingthequants
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Joined September 2012
Can we all just ignore Luis Figo for a sec and pay respect to the person walking up Guildford High Street in a spacesuit please.
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Joao Felix in March 2023 when asked about making his loan spell at Chelsea permanent: "I am happy here. The club is so big, it is amazing, everyone behind the club is so good so yes I am happy to be here." Felix in June 2024 about staying at Barcelona permanently: "I’m on loan, it doesn’t depend on me. My plan is clear, I love Barcelona and I want to stay." Felix about re-joining Chelsea permanently in August 2024: "It’s a chance for me to find a home. After two loans, Chelsea and Barca, I needed to stay permanently in one place. There is no better place for me to be than Chelsea. I see a perfect place to shine." Felix about staying permanently at AC Milan in February 2025: "I’ve joined AC Milan on loan but if there’s a chance to stay beyond this season… I’d be happy."
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RT @AMAZlNGNATURE: For the people who like to say they could take on a bear and win. no you can’t, hope this helps
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Weird how people think this club would buy a Gykores or Sesko, Osimhen. Get it into your thick skulls them days are gone.
🚨🔵 Official, confirmed. Chelsea sign 2008 born talent Dastan Satpaev from Kairat Almaty. Striker from Kazakhstan will cost €4m package add-ons included. 🇰🇿🤝🏻 Record transfer for Kazakhstan league and 5 year deal for Satpaev plus 1 year option, joining #CFC when he turns 18.
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Some fucking mongs rate this guy and this is how he repays your blind faith 🤫
🚨🔴⚫️ João Félix: “I’ve joined AC Milan on loan but if there’s a chance to stay beyond this season… I’d be happy”. “This is a top European club, I’m already in love with everything here. Kaká was my idol. Inter were also keen but for me was impossible… as I wanted Milan”.
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RT @SimonTreadwell4: This needs to be sung at every game home and away! Make them aware that the fans are not happy with this new club mode…
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RT @LMCChelsea: So here I am appealing to your good selves to help me raise as much money as possible for The Big Stamford Bridge Sleep Out…
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RT @sirichkirby: Slot after Liverpools defeat to Plymouth “These players should be able to win games like this”. Maresca after last night…
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Firstly has the cunt won anything? did any of his teams and does he know anything about football?
🚨EXCLUSIVE 🔵Chelsea pull off shock swoop for rugby star ⚪️Willie Isa to join in player support role 🔵Isa to bring leadership & winning culture to Stamford Bridge ✒️#cfc
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RT @DanTheMan1118: Absolutely no idea why Aston Villa appointed an experienced level coach in Unai Emery after Steven Gerrard left when the…
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Bet that tastes like sand
This “smash burger” and chips set a Bolton fan £10 at the clubs fan zone yesterday. Thoughts? 🤔
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@cozierpanda Yeh I’m of the opinion the puppet was told by his masters to get them and him to chill out a bit. Sounds like a half arsed conspiracy theory but genuinely it feels like they whispered in his ear and it’s 100% filtered through. It’s maddening to think how we dismantled teams
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@Gemma_Manns I always look to your posts for some positivity. They always make me smile as i think it gives the rest of us some hope that we can turn it around.
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The most important thing though is the blame lies firmly at the sporting directors doors. They have built a team who don’t have any foundations, no experience and certainly no balls. Lastly, the ultimate blame is on Clearlake, we’ve give you a chance now you can fuck off!!
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@jt_stamford I got Fiorentina to win it. Baldys tactics have been found out. Might as well make some money from my misery.
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@tremcol48 Been saying this mate since baldy came in. Gusto was one of the only decent signings by the clowns. We need to play to these players strengths and badly simply won’t do that.
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