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- Dybala refused to take Totti's no. 10 out of respect.
- Messi refused to take Neymar's no. 10 at PSG out of humbleness.
And then there is Ronaldo who shamelessly snatched Cavani's no. 7 at United.
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Lionel Messi is the most influential athlete of all time!
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@SK10Football
Messi winning 8th ballon D'or just to pay tribute to Ronaldo's 8 club rejections >>>>>
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- Messi outside Barcelona:
102 Goals, 71 Assists in 206 matches
- Ronaldo outside Madrid:
365 Goals, 111 Assists in 691 matches
Goal Contribution per 90M:
0.83 for Messi
0.68 for Ronaldo
"Messi is a One Club Wonder" IS THE BIGGEST MYTH🚨
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@cr7raprhymes
When the lights are brightest, Pressure is highest, crowd are loudest, the strongest will thrive.
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@SigmaKeane
@Ziad_EJ
@ManUtd_Es
@LisandrMartinez
If we are being honest, Penaldo is not a footballer...
Yes he plays for a professional football club + lives off footy, but he only waits for pens + tap ins. That is called cherry-picking. Who else cherry picks? Farmers.
Penaldo is not a footballer, he is a farmer in my book.
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@UtdNevzyy
@sportbible
Why CR7 is not the greatest 'Ronaldo' of all time:
Pace: R9
Finishing: R9 (but it's close)
Dribbling: R9
Strength: R9
Weak foot: R9
Skills: R9 (Again close)
Tap ins: CR7
Diving: CR7
R*pe allegations: CR7
Getting carried by Eder: CR7
Penaldo is just a glorified Braithwaite
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🚨 Our Bench D'or Winner continues his streak by getting benched again 🚨
THINGS YOU LOVE TO SEE 🤩🤩
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We need new haters, the old ones became our fans 🇦🇷🐐
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Ronaldo screaming like that without touching the ball
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@cr7raprhymes
Tears Ronaldo fans have started repping other players because even they know Penaldo is finished 😭😭
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@ESPNUK
He couldn't say it directly but what Ten Hag really meant to say was "RONALDO IS FINISHED"
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He thought he could get away with it, he thought FIFA won't see him 😂😭😭
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@losvikingox
@TeamCRonaldo
- Never scored a hat-trick against barca ❌
- Never scored a free-kick against barca ❌
- 1 Assist in 9 years ✅
- 1 MOTM in 9 years ✅
- Got fucked 5-0, 4-0, 5-1, 6-2 ✅
- 29% win Ratio (😭)
The Only thing Rapenaldo owns is a Rape allegation
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@DiegoRibas97
Why CR7 is not the greatest 'Ronaldo' of all time:
Pace: R9
Finishing: R9 (but it's close)
Dribbling: R9
Strength: R9
Weak foot: R9
Skills: R9 (Again close)
Tap ins: CR7
Diving: CR7
R*pe allegations: CR7
Getting carried by Eder: CR7
Penaldo is just a glorified Braithwaite
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@Jswaggzzz
@UTDTrey
🎶Sheriff man🎶
🎶Sheriff man🎶
🎶Does whatever a statpadder can🎶
🎶Camps in the box🎶
🎶Trips on air🎶
🎶Runs to the ref & cries from there🎶
🎶Lookoutttt🎶
🎶Here comes the Sheriff maaaaan🎶
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@TrollFootball
🚨 STOP THIS AGENDA 🚨
Ronaldo’s Juventus legacy was losing the serie A top scorer to Fabio Quagliarella and Ciro Immobile, getting knocked out in the Champions League by Ajax, Lyon and Porto, losing a 9year scudetto dynasty to Inter and then forcing Juventus to sell him.
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@cr7raprhymes
Messi 🆚️ Ronaldo
🇵🇹 More Goals
🇦🇷 More Assists
🇦🇷 More G/A
🇦🇷 More Trophies
🇦🇷 More Ballon d’Or
🇦🇷 More Golden Boots
🇦🇷 More Freekicks
🇵🇹 More Penalties
🇦🇷 More Outside-the-box Goals
🇦🇷 More Key Passes
🇦🇷 More Dribbles
🇦🇷 More Awards
🇦🇷 More MOTM
Goat debate on mud
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@Vettel_AMR
Let's laugh at Rapenaldogs 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😭
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@_infiniteBarca_
Let's laugh at pendu 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂😭👋😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂👋😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭👋😭😂😭😂
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35 year old Lionel Messi has now secured:
- 770 career goals in only 975 matches
- 41 career trophies
- 3rd trophy in 2022
Simply The Best 👑
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@cr7raprhymes
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Lmaooo, Ronaldo was a traditional winger in a 442 or 451 formation, I have no idea what you talking about
Besides, no matter how much you may think of him as a midfielder, most Stat websites view him as a winger
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@piersmorgan
@Cristiano
I have never ever in my life witnessed such Unbelievable meat riding. Have Some Shame and find a job.
@piersmorgan
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@CristianoXtra_
It used to hurt alot, it was painful.
Now it's your time to suffer, it should hurt alot.
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@SK10_Football
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@SxreePxcked
@nocontextfooty
🎶Norwich man🎶
🎶Norwich man🎶
🎶Does whatever a statpadder can🎶
🎶Camps in the box🎶
🎶Trips on air🎶
🎶Runs to the ref & cries from there🎶
🎶Lookoutttt🎶
🎶Here comes the Norwich maaaaan🎶
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@Vettel_AMR
Weak foot goals in League+CL since 2009/10:
27.5% - Messi 70 goals/255 shots 🐐
21.3% - Neymar 43/203
17.7% - Ibra 38/215
17.4% - Lewy 48/276
15.4% - Cavani 43/208
15.3% - Suarez 47/307
14.9% - Aguero 45/303
12.4% - Cristiano 79/639
Penaldo does not have the best weak foot.
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🚨🇦🇷 My Sources have told me that Messi will deliver another Masterclass Tonight.
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@EverythingCR7_
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❌2015
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❌2021
⏳2022
Sisternaldo has now LOST the Ballon d'Or award in 13 different calendar years despite being nominated, record most in Football history.
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@VikramRMFC
@TrollFootball
Top 10 Ron's in my book
1. Ronaldo luis nazario de lima
2. Ronaldo vieira
3. Ronald koeman
4. Wayne ronney
5. Ron atkinson
6. Ron vlaar
7. Ronald araujo
8. Rondon
9. Veron
10. Ronald weasley
Cristiano penaldo? not top 100 in my books
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@Abuloted
@TrollFootball
Cristiano Ronaldo records this season
Finished✅
0 League goals✅
Most rejections in the history of football✅
Mr. Europa League✅
Better than Luuk de Jong???? 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
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