Shak Lambert
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31. 🇨🇦 by birth, 🇬🇾🇹🇬 by blood. 1/3 of @Seequels . I write/talk movie stuff mainly at @CGMagonline . 🍅-approved. Semi-ironic Garfield enthusiast.
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There have been a lot of solid game adaptations the last few years.
#Borderlands
ain't one of em. My full review:
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This whole “dress up in full suits to watch the new Minions” trend on tiktok got me cackling like an idiot
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys restaurant in Florida
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Who are the best actors ever at taking some dialogue that is just nonsense but delivering it with such gravitas that it sounds cool as hell?
Anthony Hopkins, right? Who else?
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What kills me about this is that HE WAS ALREADY IN JAIL.
THEY WENT AND FUCKED HIS SHIT UP FOR NO GOOD REASON
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Anyone who says Travis is either 15 or doesn’t know better. Most likely both.
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I went to a Spike Lee signing. I was the first black person in line, and after a bunch of hellos and handshakes to all the white people in front, when I got to him he dapped me up and hit the "What's good brotha" like a real life version of the key/peele obama skit
What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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“Hey, what system did you get GTA 6 on?”
“The Switch, why?”
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(never thought I'd ever say this sentence in this context)
ADAM SANDLER WAS FUCKING ROBBED
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I don’t want Tyler Perry within 100 feet of ANY superhero set, even if it’s in his own studio
I kinda want
#TylerPerry
or
#JordanPeele
to develop black superhero films.
#JohnBoyega
as
#Static
Thoughts?
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This is still one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen
RIP John Witherspoon, truly one of the greats.
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I’ll argue he’s never turned in a bad performance. He’s been in bad movies, but he’s never slouched once.
We really don't give enough credit to Djimon Hounsou for being the best crier in the game. Dude gets a lip quiver that just breaks my heart. Absolute pro, one of the best
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It wasn't even Hollywood, it was JUST Robert Zemeckis.
Remember in early 2000’s when Hollywood was obsessed with photo realistic CGI movies ?
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Is he...you know...getting a to-go plate?
No real man is taking restaurant leftovers home not finishing your plate is kinda feminine
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Beyond the “this blew up” thing, couple things:
-seen qrts from theater workers saying some teens are throwing bananas at the screen, those kids are lame as shit
-if you in your 20s like “imma do this”, leave it to the teens.
-hope everyone (except SCOTUS) has a good day
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Sisqo’s training for the Thong Song video
People are absolutely insanely innovative and incredible...
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Tron 3 happening but it starring Jared Leto is peak Film Twitter monkey’s paw
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(For the record, no he ain’t really SAYING anything but he still SPITTIN and it sounds nice)
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Blade II is objectively the coolest movie ever made.
“I Against I” by Massive Attack and Mos Def playing in Blade II (2002)
dir. Guillermo Del Toro
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Me seeing Keke smooch that white man as if i even had a realistic chance
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So i decided to do a
#TrapCover
of only the best song ever made. Photograph by Nickelback. (
@ILLCapitano94
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She is 100% from Durham Region. Most likely Oshawa.
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I hope whenever
#AtlantaFX
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Amber Rose really looked at Jared Leto's Joker and said:
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You can do anything with the SouljaGame Handheld, like *looks at notes* connerting to TV
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I can still recite this whole shit word for word
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“Ewwww they used rap in the Gladiator 2 trailer”
Keep in mind, this is how they marketed the first one at the Super Bowl.
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bout to be the most expensive 6.5/10 movie you've ever seen
Netflix’s $130M heist thriller ‘RED NOTICE’, starring The Rock, Gal Gadot and Ryan Reynolds, will release on November 12.
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Oh dear god no.
It’s a Sandler Halloween.
HUBIE HALLOWEEN, on Netflix globally 7 October 🎃
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The fucking millenial whoop.
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THE LAST YAKUZA STARRING JARED LETO
(Seriously, how hard is it to hire an Asian-American actor for this type of shit? Still gets the outsider point across.)
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This shot.
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My man been WAITING to use that spin kick his whole life
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I just cut on Once Upon A Time in Mexico, and not even 15 minutes in, they got Willem Dafoe in brownface 😭
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Riff Raff: Aw shit, look who it is, the
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@religionofspeed
Dawg, every quote RT is either “this nigga spittin” or “this nigga said nothing for 2 minutes” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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DaBaby’s next single is gonna be him rapping over this
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If you had put a picture of like...Freddy Got Fingered or something, you might have had a point here
but HAROLD AND KUMAR IS A GODDAMN CLASSIC
all the zoomers on here saying the early 2000s were so good: here's what was considered 'comedy' during the early 2000s
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Saying "he liked to shoot hoops and jack off" is the funniest way to ever pay tribute to a dead person. It's 5 times funnier when it's to an animal.
Twitter responds to the death of Eddie, the slam dunking, self pleasuring, Oregon Zoo sea otter
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The moment I knew Doja was gonna be it
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One of my problems is that this site sucks now and that is directly because of a billionaire
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The Beavis/Butthead SNL skit is great.
But the amount of times people say “this is the one time SNL has been funny in years” is a lie y’all continue to make like every 3 months until the next “funniest thing” happens.
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I'm still not over how at the last minute of the show, Omarion was like "Go check out my new book Unbothered🙂" and Mario immediately said "YOU WAS BOTHERED TONIGHT NIGGA"
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Literally every time I keep looking at those Soulja Boy consoles, I keep finding a new thing to laugh at. Like, you KNOW that thing ain't gonna run 4K lmfaooooooo
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White-ish already exists. It's called Full House.
How is ABC Television allowed to have a show entitled "Blackish"? Can you imagine the furor of a show, "Whiteish"! Racism at highest level?
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KETCHUP ON A MCGRIDDLE?!?!?!?!
Y’all really be eating dry ass breakfast sandwiches. Why would u get me a McGriddle with no ketchup??!
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Equalizer 3 is basically a western crossed with a slasher. I’m not even joking. They got Denzel moving like Michael Myers in this.
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I keep muting and unmuting because every RT and reply has had me dying all day 😭
But everyone asking “this dude aint sober”, bruh found religion and just finished a recovery program last month
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Creeping up like a villain while saying your man thinks its safe for you to ride the bus every day. In a love song.
LL Cool J was ridiculous in every music video he was in. Just go look.
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Switching replies cause 95% of you think I’m either being offended on behalf of Mexicans or are simply just edgelord weirdos.
Point of the tweet is that I wasn’t expecting him to show up in it, simple as that.
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This right here is like my favourite minute of any cartoon ever. I was dying every time i saw this.
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Good morning. PewDiePie is human sewage. If you defend him, unfollow me. Have a blessed day.
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John Wick Chapter 4 is the most exhausted I’ve ever been by an action movie since The Raid 2, and I mean that in the best way possible.
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You know what? At this point, we could all die tomorrow and It would be like the 5th least surprising thing to happen on earth this year.
Watch Good Charlotte become Great Charlotte in a collaboration with Dr. Phil
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Why Daniel Caesar lookin like Junior from My Wife and Kids
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So the Flatbush Zombies concert was pure anarchy. Never gone through so many mosh pits in my damn life. I feel like death, and it was worth it.
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Why is Groundhog Day still a thing?
I don't mean to ask that like it's problematic, I'm asking that because it's legitimately the stupidest shit we as a collective society have still let be a thing.
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Cody Rhodes confronting The Rock backstage rn like this
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#2014Faves
RT
@GuruJeremy
: "Interviewer: How will you fix the nation's debt?"
"Obama: Boi ya damn hairline in debt"
http://t.co/QqujeFRMq8
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@DragonflyJonez
Katt Williams spent the first 5 minutes of a special talking EXCLUSIVELY about how fire Hustlin' is.
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Before you ask, yes they were.
Kendrick Lamar was an answer on Jeopardy... but nobody got it right.
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That man SUFFERING
My boyfriend just took his shirt off to take a shit. I’ve never heard of this. Is this a thing?
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YO, DID EVERYONE ON CNN JUST SAID "FUCK THE FRAIL SHIT" TO THEMSELVES TONIGHT?!
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Legitimately the single craziest ending to any account I've ever seen on the internet.
It’s been the honor of a lifetime administrating this account. Thank you for everything. Goodbye.
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I’m.....actively angry that this is fucking hilarious.
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And you can catch me listening to absolutely none of these.
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...rappers have been doing double albums for decades? And even then they aint doing 45 goddamn songs.
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I'm only 20 minutes into the Book of Henry. There's a scene where Henry (a 12-year-old, remind you) bursts into his principal's office and just goes "GODDAMMIT JANICE"
I am fucking dying.
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Pusha’s definitely gonna write a bar where he calls changing diapers “flippin brixx” and we’re still gonna listen like
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