Prof: Welcome to gender studies programme. We will spend one week learning about males, and probably the rest of our life learning about females. Don’t expect graduating soon 💀
@akmalnasir
@kpkt_gov
Insecure behaviour. Dr Sam takde mention “kita” akan buka kompleks baharu whatnot pon. Mentality pembangkang masih ada lagi tu kena kikis sikit
Siap letak nama account melawan DS ye. Won’t say much except “the sins you mock today could be the sins you commit tomorrow.” Be wary of what you talking
Kan best kalau ada data analyst dari financial background. Boleh extract data, faham underlying accounting practices, then kasi visualisation mcm ni. Pastu boleh drill down.
Barula board seronok.
Selepas 2 minggu diet + cut minuman bergula..ada lah hasilnya. Cannot post here though. Wanna see?
Reply this tweet and I’ll dm you (tu je syaratnya 😌) but I should warn you it might be a little bit NSFW
Morning. I need 5 students to answer one question. Preferably those that have “private account”.
I will delete this tweet once I have 5 persons. Thanks 🙏🏻
@alexiss_fr
Back then I’d probably insecure with that..but these days, just gonna go through with it. If she’s comfortable enough to date shorter/smaller guy than her, then I would proudly walk alongside her. She’s the trophy lol
Beauty with brain here. I meant she got the point..cannot argue with this. If not twitter, there’s zillion other platform people can go to. Without twitter also people still fcuked up
Morning. Nak bahas issue DS acc yang kena kecam sampai keluar TV and all. You cannot stop people from having sex, selling nudes, buat services etc. Negative impact to community mmg ada. Tapi tak pnh I tengok community2 sok suci ni promote sexual hygiene, pregnancy prevention etc
Why am I stress eating tonight? Dah beli Aunt Anne, tapau kek lapis sarawak and got chicken grill, still I wanna drop by and buy shawarma 😤
I was lucky my mom called me so tak jadi singgah, balik terus je to call her back. Am I stress? Ughhh
Believe me or not, everyone here (d$) has unresolved issues..we’re just here to divert it, to not really think about it. But at the end of the day, we ourselves are the one who can fix it/find closure/made peace with it.
I’m grateful someone tegur I semalam “pull yourself together”. Thing is, I’m still interested with that particular thing cumanya I’ve always been afraid of a commitment plus it’s a long term one
@AngelicaaThea
I wanted to say IMIKA tp last time I pergi dia bawak keluar yg first already over 1k. Ke I yg cheapskate astaga but my expectation is below 1k sbb itu dia punya main ads
I guess Malaysians cannot stop making stupid people famous innit? Invite to a podcast, facebook write up, twitter, tiktok. Simply everywhere. Yup you knew who I’m talking about. Not worth mentioning pon
@501Awani
Ramai yg tak faham..akan dikaji, dibawa usul and diputuskan oleh jemaah menteri. Macam kau tanya pekerja jelaa sanggup tak gaji kena potong 😂 jawabnya terpakai dekat rakyat jelaa
ETA is 2 hours, and I drove for 1:40..sometimes I’m thinking with head, sometimes with another head (iykyk) and some other times with other head (more like with knee). Oh what I won’t do for families and friends
Today my respect to those peoples who’re studying while working shoot up. Especially those who scores. I’ve actually woke up at 230 to juggle the works and the classes
My last tweet was on 23 June, thus it has been a month since I was away (deactivated). It was one good month. I need a distraction though, so til I get that let’s NOT be here
Read about the fake beh*aded child news by that bloody reporter. Sebab manusia bodoh sebegitu lah manusia tak bersalah jadi korban. She said sorry and all are forgiven?
@AhmadFaezal4
terbaca tdi kejiranan ckp sebelum propaganda zionist semua tu, dia baik je dgn keluarga mangsa, sebb tu bagi sewa rumah, siap buat buaian lagi untuk budak tu,,, tup2 jdi camni sebb tipu daya zionist/media cover sebb dia org tua so tak main media sosial just tgok berita
@OnefootballM
Yg komen “kalau tak mampu takyah amik player import” tu pergi meninggal jelah. Sepatutnya nak banyakkan local player supaya pool national tu lagi besar, lagi banyak pilihan
My teacher once said, orang Islam lagi pandai time zaman kegelapan Eropah (golden age of Muslim). Ada Ibnu Sina, al-Khawarizmi, Ibnu Battuta just to name a few. But Muslims never made firearms and bombs. Because that’s not who we are
Orang susah hargai filem Oppenheimer (2023) kalau tak kenal saintis yang muncul dalam filem ini.
1. Robert Oppenheimer.
Dikenali "Bapa Bom Atom". Pengarah dalam projek merekacipta bom. Dia juga meramalkan kejadian lohong hitam akibat dari kematian bintang.
#UntaianZM
I still think it’s rude not to look at the face of the people you’re talking with. I did talked to naked woman back then dang it its not proper to look at anywhere else 😂
Tbh, between segg and long hug I’d probably choose the later one. Need that after what I’ve gone through all these years. Probably pats on my head too. Then the segg 😆
type “let’s cuddle and” and let your phone finish the sentence.
Mine:
let’s cuddle and watch a movie together and then we can go to the beach and then we can play a game together and then we can do a movie together….????? 😂😂
Damn it’s bored af. Cannot go hiking, cannot exercising, too full to eat, my friends still sleeping. Punya lah takde apa nak buat last2 keluar isi minyak motor je & singgah borak kt kedai Acheh
I guess tomorrow gonna mark the 12th years I have been here (prev and this acc)..its truly been a long time. Here or irl, I has always been observant on people. I can say ds peoples also evolved
Sy pernah borak dengan aunty (60++ of age) time hiking..dia cakap jangan makan mee and gula. Tukar dengan spaghetti and brown sugar instead. No sugar even better
There’s this international girl I met, I dunno what happened between her and one guy from this one app but she said “ohhh I don’t like hanging out with Malaysian guy”
Me: where do you think I’m from?
She: You’re not Singaporean?
Me: Nahh. I’m Malaysian. Born and raised 😂
Shoot your chance! A friend told me this long ago “once you go out of Malaysia, you will always feel like travelling..and you will find your way to travel. XXX is like a door for you, and by coming you already opened that door."
She’s damn right