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This is dope as hell but the visual of Kobe coming out of nowhere in the middle of an all girl’s AAU game and dropping buckets on em has me crying
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ARMYs gotta be the nicest group of stans I’ve ever come across on here lmao
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Boy With Luv slaps harder than the Beatles entire discography debate your granny
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It’s harder to get a job at HEB than it is to storm the Capitol
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Okoye: Don’t freeze.
T’Challa: I never freeze
Also T’Challa:
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“Definitely concerns me a lil bit you know what I mean but you know I pack that thang too so he come around this way he will get CLAPPED”
Arkansas hunter dies after being attacked by deer he just shot: "It got back up, and he had several puncture wounds on his body"
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I tweeted this when I was drunk and it’s obviously a bit hyperbolic but now that I’m sober and thinking more clearly I just wanna say that I still stand by this statement 100% lmao anyway stream Black Swan 💜
Boy With Luv slaps harder than the Beatles entire discography debate your granny
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MVP: Arya Stark
DPOY: Lyanna Mormont
MIP: Theon Greyjoy
ROTY: Podrick
COTY: Night King
Scoring Leader: Jon Snow
Exec OTY: Tyrion
KIA Assist of the Night: Melisandre
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Girls from the Valley after telling a joke: “Aaaahhhh”
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Riley, an animated 8 year old: “nigga you gay.”
Niggas: “It’s ok that my beliefs align with this 2nd grader”
I know a lot of people don't understand how satire works. But Riley from the Boondocks was used to make fun of the close minded ppl who share his views. He wasn't championing them. He was clowning them.
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Just standing at the top of the key yelling “ISO! ISO!” while Brittany B from 4th period bout to get crossed out her scrunchie
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Racist branding in the 1900s was so hilarious because the shit wasn’t even clever. It was just racist. They’d just put a picture of a Black man on a can of beans talking bout some “Mmm mmm mmm! Oh lawd-ee I sho’ do love me some nigger-eyed peas, yessuh I do!” and call it a day
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ARMY twitter has found this tweet and I just wanna say that while I am not ARMY I do appreciate good music when i hear it. You lil niggas got taste!
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I remember when Black Swan dropped and i had no idea what the fuck y’all were talking about. I thought y’all meant the movie and I was like “yeah no Natalie Portman was great in that i agree” lmao (the song is a bop too)
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Doing very important research for my trip to France this summer
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@Lexyboo1997
No. Those jobs were created because those companies need laborers to perform the work required for them to make money. That’s it. They pay minimum wage because they legally can’t pay you any less, not because they’re designed for young people.
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Man I looked at this photo way too fast
Just received the safe, effective COVID vaccine following continuity-of-government protocols. Vaccines are how we beat this virus.
Now back to continue fighting for a rescue package including a lot more money for distribution so more Americans can receive it as fast as possible.
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You’re not less than because you don’t finish college in 4 years or don’t get a license at 16 or don’t have a kid by 25 or “still have a roommate after 23” lmao fuck society’s timeline. Do what works for you. Fuck the people who make you feel bad for having your own schedule
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Also fun fact: my twitter name is Joogi because I mistakenly called *checks notes* Yoongi “Joogi” and my friends though I was talking about a ship? So yeah lol
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I’ve said it before but I would get all of these boys pregnant if they let me
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@DragonflyJonez
Captain America watching a cross being burnt in his neighbor’s yard after dancing with Peggy
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The fact that the discussion around the scarcity of clothing for fat people as a result of thin folks chasing a particular aesthetic immediately descended into whataboutisms that decentered fat people from a conversation about fat people is just...lord Jesus
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@DragonflyJonez
I called everybody a greasy slick-backed fuck nigga when we were up 2-0 man if we lose I ain’t getting back on this here app til Christmas 😭
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My mom caught me making Naruto hand signs and I straight up told her I was out here Crippin because ain’t no way I’m telling her that her grown ass son is doing fire style ninjutsu
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“Not voting for Biden means you’re complicit in electing Trump” man fuck that. Ask yourself why the Dem candidate is SO fucking awful that marginalized folks would rather just not vote at all instead of shaming them into voting for someone who doesn’t represent their interests
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Cell said y’all niggas got 7 days to prepare for this ass whooping and posted up in the same spot waiting on em.
Cell and Torguro the funniest anime villains to me cause they really ain’t want to do anything else but beat the shit out the main character
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Dak: “The police are doing this because they’re CLEARLY underfunded!”
The police:
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Nigga has to be the most prime example of slur reclamation and yet it’s other niggas acting like they can’t comprehend the concept because it would mean that a single Dave Chappelle joke wasn’t as clever as they thought it was
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Remember when a student was murdered on campus in broad daylight and we still had to take finals the next day?
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I won superhero trivia today but gave my trophy to some lil kid who only got like 3 questions right because he was really bummed about it an-SIKE FUCK THAT STUPID ASS NIGGA LMFAO HOW YOU NOT KNOW WHO SELINA KYLE IS DIPSHIT!?!?
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I must’ve went to a different University of Texas at Austin
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I remember one time this white kid asked me to have a fake debate with him and I was like sure whatever and this fucker gonna tell me to make my best pro-slavery argument so I told him “well there are a lot of white folks in this country so we’d have plenty of slaves to use”
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Warriors fans seeing
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slander light skin Jimmer Fredette knowing they can’t defend him:
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The reason I didn’t give Bran coach of the year is because 1) fuck that nigga and 2) I felt like the Night King had a game plan that he executed perfectly but Arya “Michael Jordan” Stark hit a half court 3 at the buzzer that got the lucky bounce
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He said “he was playing COD” like we’re supposed to be like “OH my bad I thought it was Apex lol carry on then”
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Everyone find your crazy ass white friend (you know who I’m talking about, the mutha fucka that loves parkour and scuba diving and shit) and put they ass on the front line!
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I’m at Denny’s and the woman next to me just told her husband she wanted to separate and I’m so uncomfortable but i JUST put in my order for a Santa Fe skillet so I can’t leave
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Went on a “study” date with a white girl at the student union. She was wearing a hijab for a psychology experiment to “understand how Muslim women felt”. I told her “why don’t you just ask them” and she got mad and didn’t say anything else for the next hour
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@DragonflyJonez
Always hated this nigga. You open a pack of silica gels and sprinkle it on his head he laying on the ground useless as hell. The Javaris Crittenton of superheroes.
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@sadlonghorn
Breh this is wild. The quotes are just k pop stans asking if I’ve been kidnapped lmao
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1. That’s not at all statistically accurate
2. No?
3. Adoption is great but there are already hundreds of kids who don’t get adopted and bounce from foster home to foster home and eventually age out of the system.
4. Raising a human as punishment for sex is actually insane
1. 1% of abortions are rape.
2. birth control is free.
3. adoption.
4. don’t have sex if you don’t want to pay the consequences.
there :) are :) options :)
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@lordflaconegro
Like I knew they had titties but I didn't know that they had TITTIES y'know?
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Me: “They not just gon kill a pregnant lady tho”
Them: *stabs the pregnant lady in the baby*
Me:
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I don’t have shit to promote. Just tell your people you love them while they’re here.
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I’m seeing Torchys slander on the timeline so I might logout for the day to recover
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Trump’s entire TL being censored because he keep lying is fucking hilarious
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@LaJethroJenkins
“If I see you open that SAT prep guide one more time I’m grounding you for a week! Now run that team deathmatch back one more time”
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Tiffany W. walking into the crib with Lizzo’s 4 for $4:
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This is the most disrespected I’ve ever been in my life
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I just drove through UT’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to UT they said yes I said oh yea then what’s 34x68 and they said “I’ve only eaten Wendy’s 4 for $4s this week and haven’t slept in 10 days” I said dang u rlly do go to UT
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Of all the insults that other schools throw at us, UT having a fan base beyond just staff, students, and alumni has always been the strangest one to me
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You know how bad you gotta fuck up for mutha fucking VIDOR to turn up for Black people!?!?
Hundreds are gathered in Vidor, Texas for a rally after the death of George Floyd. The organizer is calling on the community to unite and support Black people.
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UT’s 40 acre bus used to stop right next to Jester and that stop was always packed af
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“OLD SPICE BODY WASH GOT THE POWER TO CLEAN YOU” AGDHFJGL
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@Hey_Jasminee
A. If we had all ordered something similarly priced then I wouldn't mind splitting it evenly but this like a $70 difference. I got rent lol
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As a lifelong Lakers fan since the summer it felt great watching OUR team finally putting it together.
Feel like I'm watching the night the Lakers became a team what type of ABC Family movie shit is this
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“Mufasa got stomped out? AY DJ SPIN THAT SHIT!” - every herbivore in Pride Rock
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Dany: yeah I killed your pops and your brother because they wouldn’t bend the knee
Sam:
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Why is that fat people constantly have to inconvenience ourselves for the sake of thin people? Why do we have to prioritize other people even when it comes to things specifically designed FOR us?
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I watched it thinking it was gonna be something funny and this now I’m scared to let my feet dangle off the bed
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This is not a feel good story. It’s racism.
Epitome of a team player ⬇️
A referee wouldn't allow Andrew Johnson of Buena
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to wrestle with a cover over his dreadlocks. It was either an impromptu haircut, or a forfeit. Johnson chose the haircut, then won by sudden victory in OT to help spark Buena to a win.
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Finna rewatch Get Out and I really wish I could wipe my memory so I can experience this movie for the first time again
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UT21 beefing with UT22 is silly considering that like half of y’all are gonna end up being UT22 anyway
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@DragonflyJonez
If you were to ask me when cameras were invented I would’ve said “oh yeah prolly like 1942 or something”. 1816 my nigga? My mind can’t comprehend cameras and slavery existing at the same time
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Affirmative action doesn't give underqualified students spots over qualified students. It gives QUALIFIED minorities a chance to compete.
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No one was laughing at the fact that 21 Savage got arrested. People laughed at the fact that nigga was secretly from the UK and no one knew. And y’all KNOW that that’s what Demi was laughing at too. Leave that damn girl alone, man
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My only regret in life is that I can’t experience this for the first time again
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@DragonflyJonez
I’m a Rockets fan so mine are either going to be “Y’all really thought Russ and Harden wouldn’t work out? LMAOOO” or “It’s clear that the fallout from the Hong Kong situation is effecting officiating so I will be boycotting this morally bankrupt organization” 🔥🔥🔥
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I’m learning very quickly that while Parisians hate Americans, they absolutely LOVE Texans. I got asked if i rode a horse to work like 6 times today and I obviously lied and told them i did
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Performing allyship to get women to lower their guard around you just to be the same type of scumbag that you so adamantly decry is a whole nother level of fucked up.
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When you get a rejection letter from UT and have to settle for A&M instead
http://t.co/WPizfAtN5r
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@_rxza
@YourRadDad
if those views represent ideologies and practices that oppress and harm disenfranchised groups then hell no
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