Johnny Lawrence
@Sensei_JohnnyLa
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Badass Sensei of a badass dojo (again). Ask about my ride shares and food deliveries.
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Joined January 2022
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Dying is inevitable. What matters is how hard you rocked while alive.
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RIP to the best martial artist from the other valley, Jason David Frank.
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Today's the day to give thanks you're not a dweeb like LaRusso.
hashbrown Thanksgiving
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LaRusso liked the final season of Game of Thrones.
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LaRusso is cool. Even if he does pee sitting down.
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One year ago, I joined this thing. Now I have over 17,000 Eagles flying high and kicking ass. Thank you all.
hashbrown strike first strike hard no mercy
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LaRusso bought 6 tickets to the Barbie Movie. Just for himself.
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I don't know who made this collage of me and my students, but thank you. That's very kind.
hashbrown team work
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LaRusso watches anime dubbed. (Bert said I should say that)
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Eagle down.
We've lost Academy Award Winner Louis Gossett Jr. (He should have gotten a second for Iron Eagle).
hashbrown RIP Legend
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This fucking sucks, man. RIP Carl Weathers. Pro football player, boxer, and golfer.
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Big game this week. But are you even a football fan if you don't know who this is?
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Even the clouds know who the most badass dojo is.
hashbrown eagle fang
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Don't mess with the eagle, or else you get the fangs.
hashbrown no mercy
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Scientists at CalTech University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Methuselah, the longest lived man in the Bible, might have looked.
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I appreciate the effort, but this doesn't look anything like me or Miguel:
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LARUSSO WAS 25 IN HIGH SCHOOL?!
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Thinking about adapting to changing times and getting a CD player.
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Pretty cool moment. Till LaRusso narced on us for trying to smoke a J.
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LaRusso watches Real Housewives. Without his wife.
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I trained both these young women at one point or another, so this was a difficult match to watch. A part of me wanted them both to win, but only one could hoist the All-Valley trophy.
hashbrown 2 girls 1 cup
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THIS IS BULLSHIT!
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Remember the most dangerous thing to trick or treaters tonight are automobile collisions. So if you're hit by a car from LaRusso Auto, sue him.
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Oh shit. Should I start working out?
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Pat Johnson (or Pat E. Johnson) went above & beyond when he was hired as fight coordinator for the original Karate Kid, having Daniel LaRusso and Mr. Miyagi utilize an Okinawa-based form of Karate, and Cobra Kai use a Korean-based form. Most other guys wouldn't have done so. RIP
RIP to a legend of martial arts and the Miyagiverse. Mr. Pat Johnson. In addition to playing the ref, he also invented Miyagi Do and Cobra Kai karate. He trained Ralph and Pat in an Okinawan style, and Billy, Marty and the others in a Korean style. RIP sir.
#KarateKid
#CobraKai
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THAT IS BULLSHIT!
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Why does some guy named Nick Cannon pay for half my students' lessons?
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How's it hanging Eagles? Took some time off for the Holidays. Spent some time with family, and helped LaRusso's mom buy presents since he still thinks he gets his gifts from Santa.
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Went for a run in the fog this morning. I tried to grab it, but I mist.
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If I were Speaker of the House, I'd make sure all karate tournament rules were properly enforced.
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LaRusso likes the Rise of Skywalker
hashbrown May The 4th Be With You
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Someone was kind enough to share this picture of me showing LaRusso who was the top back in high school.
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Never meet your heroes. Especially if it's John Kreese.
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Bruce Willis changed the way we looked at badasses back in the 80s. While everyone else went through their movies like they were invincible and nothing hurt them, Willis got his ass kicked all over the place and kept going. So sad we won't get to see him do it any more.
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Some people have called me a bad guy, but there was only one who was THE Bad Guy.
#RIPScottHall
#RIPRazorRamon
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Look, I've said this before, but I know a lot of you are new here, so let me reiterate:
No politics in my dojo.
I don't care which way you vote. Leave that shit in the voting booths.
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It was an illegal kick.
@Sensei_JohnnyLa
Hey
@Sensei_JohnnyLa
… On this day, 39 years ago, Daniel LaRusso Crane-Kicked hottie Johnny Lawrence, for the under 18 Karate championship title. And the classic 80’s movie made karate cool again.
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Don't forget, a skeleton costume is still a perfectly acceptable outfit for Halloween. Especially if you got a few buddies to dress up with you.
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main character stole the show
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Train with me, and you'll become a Badass Warrior Champion.
hashbrown BWC
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LaRusso drinks White Claw (it's not as badass as it sounds).
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Hold on.
Someone was telling me LaRusso was once tried for murder?
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If I can get Miguel back, I need to figure out how to get him and Robby to bury the hatchet and get along. So I went on the internet and searched for "step-brothers coming together" and...
...just what the fuck?
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Some fan sent me this image. Thanks for the support!
hashbrown good times
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No matter what I teach you in life, always remember one thing: I softened up Silver before LaRusso fought him.
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Eagle Fang > Cobra Kai
hashbrown fr
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As Speaker of The House, I promise Iron Eagle in every VCR, a hard rock mix tape in every cassette player, and a fist in the mouth of everyone who speaks out of turn.
Okay, since this whole thing continues to be a farce, which Cobra Kai character should step up and be elected as Speaker of the House instead?
#HouseofRepresentatives
#CobraKai
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Wait a fucking minute
Randy Orton’s first piece of new WWE merchandise as he makes his return this Saturday at
#SurviorSeries
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Use my link to get yours 👉
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RIP Akira Toriyama. I don't think anyone has fried more adrenal glands in the past 30 years. Changed martial arts in media forever.
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I sat down to watch Blue Beetle, and that guy looks familiar...
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He saved my life that night. He deserved it.
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Think fast eagles: Two women are lost in the desert. They find a cruel man who offers them only one cup of water. One woman tries to negotiate, the other kicks her ass and takes the water. Which woman would you rather be?
hashbrown 2 girls 1 cup
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Some people have told me I shouldn't tease LaRusso so much.
But the guy loads his TP to roll under, so...
hashbrown no mercy
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When I win the Mega Millions, I'll throw a pizza party for my students.
hashbrown share the wealth
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At Eagle Fang Karate, we take your potential and mold it to fighting perfection. We are always Building Better Combatants.
hashbrown BBC
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If at first you don't succeed, you're off the team.
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LaRusso sells Hummers in the back of his dealership. Ask him for one.
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Want to make the New Year badass? Join Eagle Fang karate today.
hashbrown bite first
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Dear Drive-Thrus:
If you're closed, turn the fucking lights off.
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A lot of you might decide to quit the gyms you joined by the end of this month. I just want to assure every one of you that I'll still be charging you all year.
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Smart man.
Could date one of my daughters any day. We like winners in this family.
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Anybody know where I can get a new one of these? Mine doesn't seem to be working anymore.
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