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Johnny Lawrence

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2nd Place in the 1984 All Valley Karate Championship. If you sweep the leg of life, nothing can stop you. Not even some stupid crane kick. (Parody)

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Joined April 2014
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@jamesmerilatt There were only two rookies who made the playoffs James. Bo was 50 percent of them
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Elon is really sweeping the leg of all the Twitter subscribers right now
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7 years
Training at the Cobra Kai Dojo this past week has worked wonders for Nick Foles #eaglesvsvikings
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Dodgers are sweeping the leg right now #nomercy
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Larry Fitzgerald trained at the Cobra Kai dojo in the offseason
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8 years
Aaron Hernandez was left hanging. Just Like I was left hanging by that ref in the '84 Finals
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10 years
RT @jeffkivett: @Cobra_Kai_INC You looked great in the @BWWgrillandbar commercial! I bet @ralphmacchio was peeing his pants
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The only thing I want from Santa this year is justice for myself, and anyone who has ever been victim to an illegal crane kick.
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10 years
FEAR does not exist in this dojo
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10 years
If North Korea had tried to hack the Cobra Kai Dojo Internet page, let's just say every leg in that country would have been swept.
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10 years
If Bill Simmons was suspended 3 weeks for calling someone a liar, that ref in '84 who screwed me in the finals better be in Guantanamo Bay.
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11 years
The Karate Kid is on. 1984 edition. You're welcome. #nomercy
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Every Miami Heat "fan" right now #Cavs http://t.co/ntVrIUFGob
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This is pretty much the look on every American's face right now #USAvsGhana http://t.co/dhEF3hoYZ3
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I guess Holland spending the past 4 years training at the Cobra Kai Dojo after their finals loss paid off. #nomercy #spainvsnetherlands
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Pretty sure this is how the Rangers and their fans feel about the Stanley Cup finals right now. #StanleyCupFinal http://t.co/2MELf95GzI
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RT @gPmcgee: A surefire sign that you're doing something right: When @Cobra_Kai_INC starts following you
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Here's someone who probably could have patched LeBron up last night. #Lebroning #NBAFinals http://t.co/yBkwzBKU8O
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If LeBron ever gets sick and tired of cramps sweeping his leg, he should come train at the Cobra Kai Dojo. #cramps #Lebroning
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@LucasSean24 @BenjiThornton2 If you live by that code of honor, your legs will sweep the world as if they were brooms.
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