Seil Detnawnu
@SeilDetnawnu
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@jordanbpeterson
Not good
Ukraine will do
ANYTHING
To protect Kyiv
What in the world are we playing at?
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@faithwillsaveu
Of course, it's true!
The penguins joyfully walked 7500km to get on the boat. All the other fishing boats suddenly didn't float all for sudden. And the Lions weren't hungry either.
How can someone not believe this?
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@cctvidiots
- Lock wheelchair guy up.
- Attach wheelchair to a running wheel to generate electricity.
- The electricity is sold to repay the stair guy until a sum of $420069 has been fulfilled.
That is Seil's verdict 👨⚖️.
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@ShaykhAzhar
Genocide? They're helping the good people in Palestine to get rid of terror club Hamas.
They're almost done, few battalions left, and then they can help rebuilding the place.
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@elonmusk
Does it address the issue of a single planet with finite resources, where a profit-driven advanced ape culture lacks incentives to sustain the planet's resource renewal balance?
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@ImtiazMadmood
"iT wAs DiFfErEnT iN ThAt TiMe."
"ShE's ReAdY aT HeR fIrSt PeRiOd."
"If AlLaH SaYs iT's fInE, It'S FiNe."
"mE nO bRaIn, sO rApE gOoD."
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@AzzatAlsaalem
Maybe his wive wasn't 9 years old yet so he had to find his pleasure in one of his 3 side chicks...
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@SaraReyi
You mean the Hamas dodos that are making the civilians targets, by not wearing a uniform and thus endangering the lives of the good Hamas hating civilians?
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@REVMAXXING
Hitler: "we have to eradicate all Jews!"
Hamas: "we won't stop until we have eradicated all Jews (2006)."
🤔
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@SenSanders
Agree, and Egypt too. And all Muslim countries must immediately open their borders for their Muslim brothers and sisters in need and provide asylum.
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@Salwan_Momika1
I WANT THIS.
It would save a lot of time, as I currently have to draw Muhammad on every sheet myself.
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@TheHarrisSultan
"In my religion, we can not be close to Muslims this month. So when I'm in a bus, Muslims can't be in the same bus, because of my Religion. So, Sir, please take the next bus, I'm not asking but socially enforcing nicely ✌️."
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@ImtiazMadmood
"Islam can be properly described as a totalitarian way of life and a highly effective system of conquest, disguised as a religion." ✅
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@DrLoupis
You mean the Hamas strike they blamed on Israel?
Or fake news my lady of the lies?
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@Max33Verstappen
@redbullracing
When will you be moving on to F-zero? Aren't you a bit too skilled for the F1 class?
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@stillgray
"What is the difference between yoghurt and the USA"?
After 400 years, Yoghurt will have developed a culture.
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@maxkeiser
1. 20999950.
2. SHA256.
3. Every 2016 blocks, or 2 weeks.
4. Roughly every 10 minutes.
5. No, but Crack Wrong is a "Sad Tosh
".
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@AllahGreatQuran
Fact:
On July 21st 1969, Neil Armstrong was the first Human to ever set foot on the moon. He got there on his flying donkey.
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@F1GuyDan
I loved the part about the 'Are you the full-glass type' question, where Lando answers: "Tonight it'll be hard liquor", and Max intervenes with: "Some years ago it was Milk".
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@thierrybaudet
Thierry, if Putin would start bombing a Dutch city, would you cheer for Russia or the Netherlands?
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@ImtiazMadmood
No no no.
They can be with their husbands to witness them having sex with 72 virgin sky hookers every single day for an eternity.
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@geertwilderspvv
Places of worship exist, as many apparently want to be subject to religious indoctrination.
The civic spaces, educational institutions, political arenas, and public domains should operate on completely secular principles.
Furthermore, I propose we consider prohibiting religious
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@khamenei_ir
Agreed, Muslims countries must provide Asylum to the million Muslim kids in need (and also the older ones requesting it), or lose the status of being a good Muslim country.
According to Qur'an verses 2:267, 4:36, 76:8-9 at least.
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@DrLoupis
@Cobratate
Hamas did it. Maybe remove Hamas from the planet, and save the image of the good Muslims?
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@Cobratate
Andrew approves with the human shield strategy, and thinks that Hamas shouldn't adhere to the Geneva convention guidelines.
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@MarioNawfal
Good job.
1. Don't pray in public.
2. You belong in jail if you decide to pray on a road.
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@MarioNawfal
But, why didn't Hamas notify the UN they were about to kidnap some youngsters from a peace festival, and additionally kill 900 Israelis?
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@2_baqer
@jordanbpeterson
In 1994, UKRAINE gave 5000 WARHEADS to RUSSIA, and russia would always protect Ukraine. Do you agree Putin should give back the nukes to Zelensky or leave Ukraine?
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@mhdksafa
@UNISPAL
@PVAenglish
@UN
@UNGeneva
All countries should help Israel to completely delete Hamas instead.
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@smile2jannah
It works so well that every 10 minutes, 127 girls under the age of 15 are forced into marriage.
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@ImtiazMadmood
Imtiaz, your memes have been so extremely delightful this year.
I hope to see more of them, and I wish you an amazing 2024!
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@Cobratate
And in many countries, you cannot walk around with Israelian flag due to being attacked on the street.
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@EvaVlaar
@jannibal_
@niusde_
They're all doctors and engineers obviously, no stealing and break ins to be expected ofcourse.
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@AbuHafsah1
Ah, the classic vibe.
"Don't mock our Religion, or we'll kill you because that's what the book tells us to do."
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@ShaykhSulaiman
@MohFitX
Great news! Than they can jail everyone who wants to eradicate all of Israel, instead of freeing Palestine from Hamas.
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@RadioGenoa
If you choose to inflict harm upon a painting or any other property, you consciously commit to bearing the financial liability until the full cost of the damage is compensated.
Community Service 👨⚖️.
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@khamenei_ir
Like marriage for 9 year old girls.
Allah is the best of planners, especially wedding planners.
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@Micxh_P
@GigaBasedDad
Religion: static presented monopoly on the 'truth'.
Science: no fact is truly a fact and must be questioned, checked, critised and upgraded at all times.
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@NLRebellion
Start with the cruise ships, not F1.
F1 technologies have led to very efficient cars and massive reduction of CO2.
Don't annoy the common people by taking their pleasure away. It's viewed by a billion people sometimes.
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