Here’s why my mom kept human eyes in the refrigerator. When I was about 12, my mom worked for the eye bank. If someone croaked and donated their eyes, she’d go dig out the eyes and send them to the university, where an ophthalmologist would surgically remove the cornea.

@fennis29 @NickMxp @MomTo3_Boys It’s the only sensible choice.

@historybythpint You made it 15 minutes, impressive.

RT @RummaTumTums: "Fleshy cowboy head"

@RummaTumTums So disturbing

Some jabroni in Philly is going to eat horse crap again, aren’t they?

@LessCheerful The band aid was holding on the fingernail.

@ngdpc1 But what do you think about the lava Reeces cups?

@CheeseForEvery1 That’s an image more disturbing than the Chiefs performance.

Sydney Sweeney in a heavy sweater should be illegal.

@psforpublius I watched that game at a bar in Canada. The second half is a little fuzzy for me.

@Stewbiedo0 That’s funny. Such a random pairing of those two.

@NotcherBeeswax Big game. Got to start early.

@NotcherBeeswax Probably a two tailed coin.

@NahBabyNah There is only one choice.

Jon Hamm is drunk.

Mahomes and Brady need to get a room.

@Junebagio While I agree it’s the greatest halftime celebration ever, it wasn’t a Super Bowl. How can I tell? Because the Cowboys are there, and the film is in color.