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@darrengrimes_
@Tesco
They can pay with the same card they would have used to withdraw cash from an ATM. Hope that clears things up for you.
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@BorisJohnson
Coming from the most corrupt Prime Minister in modern history that’s quite the statement.
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@Conservatives
Guessing you couldn’t find any actual poor pensioners who would talk to you so you went for the guy in the Rolex who’s going to really struggle without an extra £300 a year.
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@David_Cameron
@RishiSunak
You were literally the architect of austerity you pig fucking melt!
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@RobNoLastName
I think I’ve heard of this village. It it called Shitthatneverhappenedsville?
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@elonmusk
This is why you’re not allowed to play in Brazil anymore. All the resources in the world and you’d rather spread lies than carry out a simple fact check.
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@DavidGHFrost
“Outside abortion clinics” being the key point here. Religious nutters are free to silently pray anywhere else they want.
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@Rob_Kimbell
The more educated are in favour of not leaving the largest trading bloc in the world? Well there’s a surprise.
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@darrengrimes_
@MetroUK
Terrible! It should have read “Anti-vax, conspiracy nut with worm in his brain”.
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@reformexposed
When he says “deformation” what has been deformed apart from the guy’s face?
Pretty sure he meant to say defamation but is too thick to realise.
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@DPJHodges
@MarinaPurkiss
Why is Angela Raynor’s council house worthy of front page coverage and the absolute collapse of the Tories in local elections and mayoralties not?
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@andreajenkyns
"'ere lads! I had that nobhead in my cab the other night. Yeah, the thick one who gave us all the finger that time. Told her something libelous and told her to spread it on Twitter." 🤣🤣🤣
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@toadmeister
So you’re saying that the policy is clearly working and more properties will be available to local people who actually live in them? Sounds like a success for the council. 👍
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@IsabelOakeshott
@reformparty_uk
You know you’re in trouble when you have to exhume that creature. Do you actually have anybody on your team who might survive a harsh winter?
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@danwootton
Think you’ll find that Farage’s despicable lies were responsible for painting a target on millions of people’s backs. Pointing that out isn’t incitement you barely sentient set of fucking dentures! 😂
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@trussliz
@realDonaldTrump
Staged again. He tried it with the fake assassination attempt last time and after he lost the debate so badly he’s trying anything he can not to lose.
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@OwenJones84
@shawncbrown
So 50% women and less than 50% men? Not sure you understand what the word neutral means fella.
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@SadiqKhan
Love how you're trying to appease me with £400 of free school dinners whilst dipping your hand in my pocket for £4 grand a year ULEZ tax. It's almost as if there's an election coming up eh? 🤮
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@BorisJohnson
It’s probably grateful not to hang on the same wall as that god awful wallpaper you rinsed a donor for you fat cunt!
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@danwootton
Where’s your exclusive on Kier Starmer Dan? Seem to have shit your pants on that one eh?
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@JustAnother_Ben
Was this at about 2pm? I was in a pub in St Margarets when a massive lightning strike happened right overhead.
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@andreajenkyns
@HenryNewman
Your mate Boris rinsed the donors for over £6 million and that’s just that stuff he declared. Fucking hell, you give whale mince a bad name! 😂
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@1776Diva
…. Because Trump had stolen a shitload of classified documents.
Glad I could finish that for you. 👍
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@LozzaFox
How would you know what your 14 year old thinks about foreign policy? Did your lawyer tell you?
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@MrTibblesNewEra
@TiceRichard
Just “bumped into somebody” did he? Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. 😂
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@NOShea_1
@darrengrimes_
@Tesco
A 90 year old pensioner today was 62 when Gazza scored that screamer against Scotland in Euro 96 and card payments were commonplace back then. It’s not like this is a new concept.
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@LeilaniDowding
Here’s an idea. Jail the both of ‘em. Being a dirty fucking nonce deserves a long time behind bars but calling for the burning down of hotels shouldn’t be ignored either. She should have been given a shorter sentence and he should be serving 10 years.
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@FourierCharles
If she wanted to find an actual statement from the government at the time she could have used this one.
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@LadyDetectives1
UKIP Deputy Leader in doesn’t know that the UK is a parliamentary democracy shocker.
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@BrugesGroup
Nope. You voted for it with your ridiculous Brexit nonsense and now you want special treatment.
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@DPJHodges
Did she accidentally buy 7 houses without telling HMRC? Or maybe she forget to declare millions in offshore income?
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@LanceForman
@IsabelOakeshott
A grasp of economics that mortgage holders are still paying for to this day.
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@canadiancarol1
Probably because in order to earn enough to pay the bills in this post Tory shithole, both parents have to work full time and thus need to drop the kids off at school early.
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@DukeSpencer
@JDunlap1974
@etcher10
This is not a photo of Ambassador Stevens. Why do you guys have to make up so many lies?
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@DavidGHFrost
Spoken like the guy who negotiated a Brexit deal he’s been trying to disown ever since. Wanker!
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@supertanskiii
The bids above asking price thing is huge. Last time I rented a place in London I had no idea that the advertised rent was basically the starting price.
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@MarinaPurkiss
I like a ciggy in a beer garden but I’ll quit tonight if he keeps his promise. 😂
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@OtherBellamy
It’s a braver man than me who would put Ann Widdecombe on a stage with a mirror surface. 😂
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@carolvorders
@TheNewEuropean
Can’t take credit for it but Boaty McBotox is the best nickname I’ve heard in ages. 😂
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@JustAnother_Ben
Yep. We saw the flash and the thunder was really loud. Right overhead. Glad you made it back safe.
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@AvonandsomerRob
I was born in Saltburn and I don’t remember a lot of bumming and killing going on. 😂
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@utb_smith
Born in Saltburn, grew up in Redcar, moved away about 15 years ago. I love my home town and where I come from but this is embarrassing.
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@JohnnyMercerUK
Johnny. We’ve lived in this country for the past 14 years. That debate isn’t changing anybody’s mind.
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@mikemoves12
And you wonder why your wife pretends she’s working just to get away from you for 24 hours at a time. 😂
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