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I like biscuits. He/Him/biscuits. former blue tick not haver

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Register at It'll take you 5 minutes and a trip to the postbox. You might not have to do anything else, or you could save someone's life.
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Tomorrow morning I’ll be on @GMB and lots of radio explaining why you all need to go to and register to become a blood stem cell donor.
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Settling down with kids (4 and 6) to watch this nice Easter film. Not seen it before.
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Love how Dave Bautista is answering the question "What if Bob Hoskins was fucking massive?"
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With thanks to @PerthshireMags
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“We must slow down Net Zero to make sure people are not inconvenienced.” Austria today.
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@xaviersonline @TakedownMRAs Ain't that some sweet irony?
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Well. That's gone poorly.
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@isabelzawtun @allwrongthink The trickle down your leg economy.
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@siveoc @hansmollman Are they riveted?
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@MNateShyamalan How many millions he must've spent to cover up that one time he tried to print a YouTube video.
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@MarkFieldUK I was waiting for the bus and the lady behind me brushed my arm with her bag. What would you recommend in that situation? Chokeslam or RKO?
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@JordanUhl @Rschooley "that woman has delusions of grandeur" Her hero lives in a gold skyscraper with his name on it!
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@GaryLineker Entertainer first, boss second.
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@ACriticalHuman @GAMcKnight Three lines is all it takes to show it's perfect.
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@lonelytiefling @pattymo Attention to detail is the key
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@fromearrth @paulduanefilm That urn's getting hella full.
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@pixelatedboat The entire Brexit party vote.
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At the Escher café.
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@Srirachachau Behind the Candelabra too. How the hell did he make this work?
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@BeardedGenius @MicahRichards @WayneRooney The two hardest working suits in the country today.
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@Thatoneguy64 @meakoopa Looks fine on mine, can't see the issue
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@classiclib3ral TFW 14-year olds in Alabama can't vote in the EU election.
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@thrill_ho_ @hrtbps Expecting to see a hilarious series of tweets with JHB pointing and laughing at EpiPens, defribrillators, and accessible toilets. Such larks!
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@MrKenShabby @seanhannity He tried to print a video from YouTube but couldn't get it to work
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@gotitatguineys That's 4 "Dirty" food vans closed at the same time.
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@IwriteOK Not to be stereotypical or anything, but why didn't they try shooting the explosions?
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@Spark898 When you're right, but not in the way you think.
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@davemacladd They tricked him into coming by putting a beach towel over his chair.
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@redditships "the same situation arose" It didn't though, that's the problem.
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@hrtbps Just tucking into this, EU thought police burst in, replaced it with samosas, wurst, paella, and chips and mayonnaise. Unbelievable
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@Otto_English @KathyBurke The fat blonde mess? Suppose that rounds it down to two.
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@Cavalorn @EwaSR The fact it's turned into actual language, rather than people just quoting/linking to it must be a relief for your mentions.
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@JimMFelton @dog_rates The dog's rating is also classified.
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@trendyatso @SheRa_Marley Banger of a thread here.
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@GrahamC47 @hansmollman And *the worst* celebrity fan.
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@DrMatthewSweet @thecoastguy That's a helluva markup..
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@davidmackau @GladysSteptoe Portapotty guy is always having the best day of his life.
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@jenuflexion @supermathskid Number 1 on that Most Read list is really selling it.
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@hollhob @gamray A sad but honourable day for his official Pen carrier, his official notebook opener, and his official note writer. This is where they really earn their 50k a year.
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@RespectableLaw Mack Beggs obligatory screencap...
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@DrDavidDuke Do you just want him for yourself, Davy? Do you just want to fall into those arms, and let him hold you?
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@TheAcademy Yeah, well - the Dude abides.
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@jasebyjason @MrPostsGood As a cyclist, I was very in favour of having to retake your test every few years. Since getting a job in car insurance, I'm closer to every 6 months.
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When did we sign Marcos Alonso?
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@9_volt_ I liked the bits where everyone's arms were broken. An then this.
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@OsitaNwanevu @MrPostsGood "I call it Street Epistemology"
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Do you see a serious newspaper, or a sordid wank-pamphlet for repressed Middle-Englanders?
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How dirty is YOUR mind? Do you see a naked woman or two dancing men?
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@Pxtl @Hbomberguy Coming soon: Zach Snyder's "The Fountainhead" starring Mark Wahlberg as Guy Fountainhead
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@davemacladd Like a cow in a geometry lecture.
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@JimSterling And when you dig them out of the attic in 20 years, you can have a game, because they haven't switched the servers off.
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@WeahsCousin @SunApology Can't wait to find out how much his mum's house cost tomorrow..
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Listen everybody, the esthetician is talking.
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@hbomax "What we do in the shallows" was RIGHT THERE
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@DExEUgov And the next 30 years.....
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@BeardedGenius The thousand yard stare of "I don't trust mainstream media"
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@esjesjesj @ItsJohnRain Incredible they managed to capture the moment it actually happened, too.
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@dog_rates That "don't patronise me" look
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@MrKenShabby @Nigel_Farage Nobody, seven times over.
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@zamartin @Zonal_Marking They failed a breathalyser test ; not pissed enough.
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@bluthquotes I have a 3 and a 5 year old...
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@IwriteOK Turning up for work every day, sitting in the rest room and watching TV all day, *daring* the boss to even think about looking at you.
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THIS WEEK! I ARVE BIN MOSTLY PAYING RESPECTS.
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Boris Johnson in six months time.
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@thcoast @Sport_Witness Paul Ince would be on that list of they gave him a chance
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@mrjamesob "I can't really win, can I?" Seven times no, Nige
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@David_Cameron Can we have Chaos with Ed Milliband now?
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@JohnJCrace @PaulMac The same way burning your house down sorts the dirty dishes in the sink.
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@flieldy @who_shot_jgr Especially outside.
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@JackTheJobber @Edwina_Currie @JackBaker1311 It's not staged, it's pre-determined.
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@NetflixFilm @HelenLOHara This is a sign, right?
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@paynushurts @BigPaulieDoyle No problems with parking though.
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@JimMFelton He'll be Willy Symonds in one Nannie's time.
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@jahangir_hasan_ @pastorlocke HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO?
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The AMPTP is no match for the “Parks and Rec” gang. Don’t mess with Li’l Sebastian. #SAGAFTRAstrong #WGAStrong
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@davidschneider More chance of Alan Partridge getting a second series
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@BeardedGenius Nah, this one
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@lofty_london @tomhfh As busy as Toby Young's stag night.
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@anitathetweeter Presumably he'll have his own chapter in the reprint of this.
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@ThePoke "we had to get him fixed, he'd shag everything he saw otherwise" said the dog.
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@alexnpress @steinkobbe That suit is something else.
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