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@readswithravi
Reads with Ravi
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@AimThaMachine_ It’s his best friend’s move that I loved the most. Man told his friend and the guy just went, “so where will we be partying tonight?” Something along that line. The guy didn’t give two fucks. 😂😂
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@_Phoenixblvck Huge blessings. But it only gets better when the younger friend knows how to navigate that friendship and give them their deserved respect. Sometimes the younger ones ruin it.
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@iamdjkinging @1djpowerplay What’s funnier is he’s still with the same man till today. Sunday Are. They’ve ridden through everything together.
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@dewums @Zyyon_ @kaladze__ If dem wipe am rod, e go shout “what am I, what am I looking for?” 😩😩
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#GeorgeFloyd talking about the younger generation, telling them to come home & be the change they want to see. Rest in Power George.
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Lmaoo this!! Man shaded everybody in one swoop!! 😂😂
@flygodT
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Who got that one Hushpuppi video?
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@purple_dera That last part. Nothing beats someone who matches your energy.
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@yourfavSoupp @UjuAnya @nydiasimone Exactly. She’s okay with her/she, as well as they/them.
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@Stfutimi Ah. Your own hard guy is strong o. I hope that girl meets someone who matches her energy. Soft people deserve soft love.
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@Kstan_28 @MrBlackOG Great. Now I have to watch Prison Break again. 😩
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@esshman @eurofootcom It was smart to get up. Even with a red, sometimes it’s hard to get goals. Besides it was outside the box. Worst case, red and free kick.
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@fawteefaw Klopp looked at him like, have you been offered my job? 😂
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@Josi_Elewa @Mayor_Cobblepot Nigeria is not Saudi rich, or even like any of these European countries. But we definitely have enough resources to be self sustainable & to drive development to 1st world levels. There’s raw potential. Truly honest leaders, with willpower is what’s missing.
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This is the same Burnaboy, explaining to Trevor Noah that his sound, Afrofusion is made on top of “Afrobeats”. Now he’s denying Afrobeats. Same mouth, different words. An idiot.
@234_HB
234Homeboy (234HB)
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“I have no idea what Afrobeats is, It’s why I created the Afro-Fusion Genre personally”- Burna Boy🦍
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@bebreezy504 @jennytheleo Lmao “in the states”. This planet begins and ends in the states right? 😂😂
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@lingerie_addict This occurs even in relationships. They’ll simply go missing when things get rough.
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@AbelAbsn @DONJAZZY Lmao. He’s looking for attention. Has to be.
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@AtavismDr @Slatzism @imbratorX Lmao what is this? You’re saying he ran away from her and they tried to offer her to him??? 🤣🤣🤣
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@asemota Lmao. Why do I find this funny? Epa say dem go still feel am. 😂😂🤌🏾
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@Feyisparkles Someone who thinks a 5K gift is not enough reason to say thank you definitely shouldn’t repeat clothes.
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@Simply_Sayo Wow. Honestly was thinking every three months or something. That’s a lot. Sending her lots of love. ❤️❤️❤️
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@chukkietweets @JayRomee_ They knew. But knowing how people like these are, they’d have pushed ahead anyway.
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@AbieeeTM @Ejuraa_ If they’re distributors and they’re distributing fakes, then they should be held accountable. They should in turn produce who they got them from. It’s called a ‘supply chain’ for a reason. If a retailer cannot track their goods all the way to the factory, then they’re liable.
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Harmattan is coming. 🤭🤭
@everymovieplug
Every Movie Plug 🎬 🔌
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Game of Thrones theme song was used to welcome military top officials in West Africa, Ghana 🇬🇭
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@jeffwellz …and they’ll be serious too. With their Jerusalem sandals.
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@alan_treesong @girl_shany @short_tymer You seem to get off being a spoil sport. Who hurt you?
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@OgburuJoseph @frjamesa Usher and prayer warrior dey bible too? Hmm? Which chapter did you see apostle Paul shout “offering time!!”?
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@ayolawra @odekecharles121 @Hop_Hndrx @dimmastrong @bigsam1305 @ThaBoyYom @cicerooflagoss It’s the truth. You don’t tell a girl (a prospective daughter in-law) who’s visiting your home for the first time auch a thing.
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So, is he going to be part of Maresca’s 21? Abi him sef go dey backyard?
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
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Welcome to Chelsea, Jadon. 💙
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This is such an unfair take. Women only consider gestures romantic when they’re camera friendly. Flowers, chocolate, the spa, dinner dates. This is why the average woman would drop that guy who cleans up after her for one with flowers & nothing else. Just flash, no substance.
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@Simply_Sayo Fam. You hear stories like these and just pull down your… I feel so Asian RN. 😰😰
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@elsableda @solarpunkmery Exactly this. I love how the Olympics committee aren’t strict with rules on wearables. Just be sure you’re at a certain distance. If you want to pull the trigger with your tongue, so be it.
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@Bigstan1477 See this part? I saw. 😂😂
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Makama hall, University Of Lagos this morning. 🤧🤧 How’s your day going? #Unilag
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Grandad loved weed!! 😩😩
@MrBlackOG
Mr Black⁛
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Who has that one boondocks video
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NYSC done dey post people go Gaza again?
@Israel
Israel ישראל
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"I drove an hour and a half for a kiss and a hug from my little brother ❤️(That’s all the time he had). We are going to win this!" Thank you to @AshagerAraro and to our brave men and women in uniform for keeping us safe 💙🇮🇱. Love, Israel
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@bobaneet Lol no. If that was Lucy Liu and Denzel, no one would make a sound of complaint.
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@DrumsPlzFab20 @KayLFC05_ @SergeLongshaft Look how long Milner stayed for. Gerrard would have had less game time, but he definitely would have played for Klopp. For at least two full seasons too.
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@shallybabyyy Wanted to ask for context, then locked up and scrolled down only to see the context right at my face. He did nothing wrong enough to be called cow & agama lizard. He even answered “go warm eba chop” to her asking him to go boil rice. She’s a nasty person truly.
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@Cerebrone See as you make me dey google Capocannoniere. I think say the poor guy done join mafia. 😩
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@leoandrevic @JayRomee_ Once she forgets spoon, she’s switched to gengenpress. She’ll start licking spoon just a little too much, then start opening top button. Then one day he’ll find her in the male bathroom adjusting bra because the female bathroom was ‘occupied’ right at the time she knocked 😩😩
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@KhadijaGarba19 @arojinle1 If snakes go extinct, rodents will take over the planet. Literally. Like, rats will become so much, they’ll run through all the world’s food supply, then they’ll start eating humans. And they’ll chew at us while we’re wide awake.
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@JajaPhD @Itsbrill She won’t clean it o. You will. I’ve been there. She’ll say it’s taking away from the joy of the experience. Lmao.
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Chai. Ambrosia nwa mama. 🥹🥹
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@AIT_Online
Africa Independent Television
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Edo State market women protest plan to impose leader by Iyaloja of Lagos
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@valari_nichole @YourDaddySimp @DATHOMlRl Yea. I think he couldn’t keep it up. Hence the “we couldn’t find joy in it” and “I should’ve tried harder”. He should’ve tried. A kid with dark skin, or white hair? It would’ve put all the rumours to sleep.
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@Obianuju23 Lol. Statements like these are quite funny because it shows a tunnel vision problem. Accountability is a two way street. If you think he has no right to permit you to go out, just hold. It’ll happen exactly the same way with you and nah you e go pain pass.
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@Bluntfranceez @Inno4Chi @DavidHundeyin Dominos’ fall off is as a result of today’s economic realities, not for lack of business acumen. Their standards are still okay, Nigeria is just squeezing the life out of them now.
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@pkwoow So because the women are the primary applicants, it means they’re the ones sponsoring the trip?
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@IszybeeTheFirst Man said “I see what you did there”. 😩🤌🏾
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@ronaldnzimora @ObinnaUkwueze They did. A teenager and an elderly man. The attack on the soldiers was itself, a retaliation.
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@asemota @Yomiurban Thank you Epa. Reading up on it now. Talks are ongoing, but Egypt already tried to block the sale of an air defense system for the dam between Ethiopia & Israel. Apparently, besides agriculture, they’re losing a considerable amount of Hydroelectric power to the project too.
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@UcheKl Nigerian men aren’t responsible for this mindset unfortunately. Nigerian women mostly are. It’s everywhere. It follows one around & once that first heartbreak hits, that’s all you see moving on. It’s really hard to unlearn.
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Yea baby, snore for me. You beautiful trailer. 😮‍💨🤌🏾❤️
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@Prn4ldys @esshman @eurofootcom Lmao now this is funny. Here. Hope this helps.
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@markessien @AyodeleAyanfe @hackSultan Emmett misunderstood the topic being debated Mark. You could’ve corrected his misunderstanding but you were busy fueling his mistaken narrative with more damning context. Don’t play naive here. It’s insulting. People aren’t stupid.
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@nicoledaboer @Adiva_Farida What’s funny about it? Will she bear his name if he refuses to take responsibility?
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@Paulechidi This is tough. Hard to pick really. Recency bias says Shaffy, but deep down I know it’s Clarion Chukwura.
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@Maobim3 There are houses worth more than 1Bn in in Lagos here fam, let’s not even talk Abuja. A certain lawyer bought one for 6Bn just after the 2019 elections sef.
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@calejandrosanto @in_boredom_hell LMAOO daggers right through the heart. Right through both hearts. 🤣🤣
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@DavidHundeyin What the? In this hot sun?
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@MaryannFeedelis Here’s the problem: More than half the women who encounter this type of situation will use it against him at one point or another. It’s sure. Talking isn’t the issue. One moment she wants to hear you spill, the next she’ll start looking at you like you’re weak for venting. See?
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@realhonour199 @Morris_Monye Your face matches your tweet. 🤭🤭
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@eldivyn Lmaoo this is so funny. Man crossed and went “close the gates!! Close it!!” 😂😂
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@Wizarab10 I am one of them, not ashamed to say it. Knowing how you truly feel about someone, knowing how much you’ve done for them, knowing what you went through to get those things done and seeing them treat you like dirt despite it? Never again. I deserve better abeg.
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@yojora @johnero Babe said over my dead body!! No one is leaving with my V-Boot!! 😂😂
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@DrCOmole @forte_odx Four years of accidents is what you refer to as Occasionally?
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@asemota This is a whole other level of disrespectful though. At her own wedding?
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@dominic_newday @iwhtney A “suit and tie” plus APC combo? How can it fail?
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@asemota That place lost its prestige years ago. It’s just vibes now. I’d say they’re living on old glory, but it’s not even an old neighborhood to begin with.
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On the possible reason why the US Govt may want Akinwunmi Adesina, President of the African Development Bank out of his seat. Akin Adesina is being accused of breaching the code of ethics of the AfDB.
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When the compliment goes wrong... 😂😂 #YouSmellNice
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@Hemhem4361 @OneJoblessBoy His body was already accustomed to ‘not’ training. So the moment he started to train as he actually ought to, it broke him.
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@biolaojo_ @Simply_Sayo Lmao I will not explain pls 😩😩
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@Tejumola__ When you’ve finished applying Dr Rashel sunscreen, apply sunscreen. 🫵🏾
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@Ade_Blayze @handxtend @prosperstouch It’s funny to you that he’s taking proactive measures to protect his business before an unwelcome atmosphere runs it into the ground for him? What makes you think it’s every product you must see with your eyes? Isn’t it lame that your defence is “I can’t see his products”?
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This guy is a real G!! 😂😂
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@D1juny @Aunty_naya Very possible. Or he’s got a severe STD he hasn’t been able to cure yet.
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@dharmmy_ True. Problem is with the intentionality to put in the work. People are scary, they may mess you up in front.
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@youdoingtoomuch She abandoned her newborn, kept numerous late nights and eventually cheated on her husband, but no. Happy for her.
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@asemota Relatives mostly. The house is always abuzz with people who intentionally only converse in Igbo. That’s how my sibling and I learned.
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@LFCLaurie Why was Nat Phillips sent out on loan then? I’m honestly baffled.
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@ganXE @TheYemiKing Ambode was a far better Governor than the other three. How far?
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Instagram Influencer and skit maker OluwaDolarz tells of his experience as he got assaulted, punched in the face yesterday by a certain Prince Shola of Oniru, at the Oniru beach over parking his car.
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What do you mean “e no deep like that”? E deep bro! E Deep! 😂😂
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@HndrxxOgg
Hndrxx_OG
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Lmaoo better calm we know you o 😭😭
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@Zimee_lee Low budget patriarchy… 😂😂
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When you see someone living their best life, just know they’ve almost died. ❤️
@asemota
Osaretin Victor Asemota
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Bro beat cancer and said, eff it! Let me live wild and free!!
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Nigerian pop superstar #Davido , confirms the birth of his son David Adeleke Jr, with his wife #Chioma . Congratulations to the happy couple. ☺️☺️
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@OffUchay @foreverdeb_ This is messed up sha.
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These white cops racially profiled a black man & put him in cuffs. Watch how stupid they look when they realise he’s an FBI agent.
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@viqforlan I’m going to leave this here because I’ve always known you to be straight forward. You’re probably just missing the point.
It’s not about who voted for him. It’s about how those (including yorubas) who voted for him were treated. Do you how how terrible it had to have been, that Yorubas who look a certain way were assaulted as well? Imagine you Tunmise, being intimidated because you ‘look’ Igbo?
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@ThaBoyYom Prophecy is the telling of what is to come, or what is going to happen, the way the spiritual medium saw it. Vision is the act of seeing the prophecy, either by trance or dream, or other means. It’s usually called vision because it’s revealed via (physical or spiritual) sight.
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@_spiriituaL Thank you chief. You’re blessed. Something is going through my mind though, splitting the entire game to 2 odds each, what do you think? Is there a realistic chance of overall profit that way?
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@AbimTheBaller @Good_Bad_Fugly …and we know him. He has a larrrrge appetite.
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@me_folorunsho Don’t reach out, don’t attend the wedding either. If she genuinely forgot to invite you, someone in that circle of yours would have told her & she’d have called you immediately with apologies. She left you out on purpose, don’t disrespect yourself by trying to get in anymore.
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Score 808! Nooooooo 😩😩😩
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