No one gets triggered like a Tory. Stood in the shop doorway shouting at us yesterday 🤣🤣
You’re angry at the wrong thing mate, be angry that we need to be a food bank drop off point.
Asked for recommendations for landscapers last week because I kept getting let down. Organised one guy to come out next week and give me a quote. This morning I got this...
Lee Anderson is receiving abuse for arguing that those who don't like anything about Britain ought to leave.
He surely has a point?
If you think we're a racist, fascistic, bigoted little island with a monarchy you loathe and values you despise, what on earth are you staying for?!
Wear a mask. Keep a social distance where and when you can. Shop small and local if able to. Don’t be a grass. Join a union. Look out for and after each other. Fuck the Tories.
I am genuinely so so sad about Caroline Flack. We alllll make mistakes. No one should ever feel like suicide is the only option. There’s always a way out of the darkest times 💔
I will Simon. This vote wasn’t for me. I’ll be sound. This was for everyone else who isn’t as fortunate as me. So yes, I will cry for them. I have a heart. Where the FUCK is everyone elses?
Dancing sober: “I need approx 7 more gins for this to be ok.” Dancing drunk: “Clear me some space bitchhh my hips don’t lie. No Mr Bouncer, I will not climb down from this table.”
Watch me lose a load of followers for this, but I'm angry.
I've had undecideds messaging me saying its made up their mind to vote Labour so it's 100% worth it.
Nans are your biggest critic to your face but your biggest fan to other people- won’t think twice about telling you you’ve put weight on but get a new job somewhere as a receptionist and she’ll tell all her mates you’re running the company
Normalise belly rolls! I‘m 35 and my body isn't the same as it was when I was 25, I have curves in different places, I hate it less, I have birthed an amazing human, I've been in and out of shape, I've been a size 10-12 and I've been a size 18.
Personally I feel one of the biggest tests in any relationship is if you love the other person enough to refrain from watching ahead on the series you’re watching together on Netflix the second your partner leaves the house
Whatever happens tonight, the only thing I regret about being so public going so hard for Labour is that I didn’t do it sooner. I have a clear conscience and everyone who voted Labour voted for the good guys, for a better life for everyone. The rest of you voted for Darth Vader.
Oh god we’ve got a “cool girl” on our hands. Zara’s a “cool girl” who can rise above jealousy. She UNDERSTANDS Adam. God Rosie, you’re just pushing him away for daring to question his gobshitey manliness. Be COOL like Zara.
#LoveIsland
Here we go. Wez given Laura the cold shoulder all day but watch him try and make her look like a psycho for picking up on it. Watch. Textbook manoeuvre.
#LoveIsIand
Megan you can’t have it both ways.
You can’t be all “I’m a woman I’m allowed to have sex, I’m allowed to enjoy it, I’m not ashamed” and then be like “EEEEEEE I’M NOT A SLAG”
#LoveIsland
This is why girls think all fellas are gobshites. One minute HE’S bringing up marriage with Laura and the next Wez’s off telling some other bird he’s not arsed about her.
#LoveIsland
Picture this, it’s a year from now, everyone’s been vaccinated and Boris is in jail. You’re in the beer garden of Heebies, it’s packed. Some fella goes “Can I just squeeze past you there love?” and knocks your drink slightly. Life is good.
Grand designs and Location Location Location baffle me.
These are first time buyers Steve and Jenny from Leicester. Steve is a postman and Jenny works on the checkout in the Asda, together they have a budget of £635,000