Scott Mechlowicz
@ScottMechlowicz
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Eurotrip, Mean Creek, Peaceful Warrior, The Mad Genius Project. Scotty Doesn’t Know is my jam.
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@neiltyson
Neil, for national security purposes, at what velocity would reindeer poop hit a pedestrian from that speed and altitude.
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The news has played more
@AndrewYang
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Rick, schools are magical buildings. The virus can’t go inside. Haven’t you ever been to Hogwarts? Expecto coronavirus!
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@elonmusk
Want Elon to start a company specifically to cure cancer and Alzheimer’s
Yes
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@Variety
AMC, here’s a better plan. Remove the front seats. Add more seats to the rear. Be thankful people are still going to theatres.
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You should not vote for
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This year’s hottest IPO, Initial Presidential Offering, is
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. Invest sixty dollars and get a 200x multiple on your return with the freedom dividend.
#YangGang
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@neiltyson
I feel like Pi day is the one day of the year you will find Neal at a rave with his shirt off.
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@RobSchneider
For the non educated who are replying that it is gene therapy. Please educate yourself before saying dangerously stupid shit on a public forum.
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@rawsalerts
I’m all for banning assault rifles… but let’s wait till after the alien invasion.
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With the actual Manchester United fan club…from North Carolina.
#eurotrip
@DavidHMandel
@realalecberg
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@elonmusk
I say all the people that died from listening to him say that ‘masks aren’t for him’ should get a vote too.
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Dusting off an old vintage for the occasion.
#Eurotrip
anniversary.
@RealMichelleT
@ThatKevinSmith
@ArcLightCinemas
http://t.co/zx8GI8lvVC
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Trump supporters. As dumb as I think you are, I don’t want you to die. Let me help you in a language you understand. A mask. Is a wall. For the little coronavirus hombres. Wear the wall! Wear the wall! Wear the wall!
#WearTheWall
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Hey have you guys seen that DowntonAbbeyBridgertonPoldarkOutlanderTudorsVanityFairVictoriaTheCrownBelgraviaReign show?
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You know that beautiful scene where a young Magneto summoned all his emotion and strength and crumpled the gate to get to his mother. My son just did that to an Oreo.
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#tbt
Found some behind the scenes Eurotrip photos with
@RealMichelleT
&
@realalecberg
#Eurotrip
#AbsintheIsBullshit
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You asked for it - An Oral History of ‘Scotty Doesn't Know’ from 'Eurotrip'
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#ScottyDoesntKnow
#EuroTrip
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I want to see a tv series of only Steve Urkel saying his catchphrase “Did I do that?” but to serious life events. Such as, after his parents’ divorce. Getting his girlfriend pregnant. A homicide.
#TGIF
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Was at ucla and they were filming chris nolan’s oppenheimer. I got a few pictures
#Oppenheimer
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Hey all, check out the trailer for my new movie Mad Genius and RT if you're feeling genius
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It’s fun to sneeze next to atheists. Because then they have to say it
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I last for three minutes, I cause you to go blind, and I make your mother worry. Love, The Solar Eclipse & Masturbation.
#SolarEclipse
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LAPD helicopters, please fly lower over our house. Your pilot’s balls just brushed our roof
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In the FotoKem lab where they develop the movies that are still shot on film. Was nice to smell the celluloid, and not see a single hard drive.
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Definitely been living in LA too long when you genuinely say "what are those flashes of light coming through my window?". Lightning, Scott. It's lightning.
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The DailyMail picked up my photo, ahh the life of a published photographer.
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Nellis Air Force Base sand dunes. F-16s and B2's running exercises overhead.
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To me the funniest line has always been the one right before the song. “Happy anniversary baby”.
#ScottyDoesntKnow
#Eurotrip
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Twitter put the president of the united states of america in time out. Word.
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Break out the Absinthe and kiss your sister goodnight. Eurotrip is back.
#Eurotrip
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@ThatKevinSmith
@RealMichelleT
2/20/14
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So they genetically modified the T-Rex - Did they also genetically modify Chris Pratt with Paul Rudd DNA?
http://t.co/voYcj2fMSw
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Apparently we were trending at number 1 for a little bit. Thanks for all the love guys!
#ScottyDoesntKnow
#Eurotrip
@RealMichelleT
@MsKristinKreuk
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@realalecberg
scotty doesn’t know
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I found a new source of income. Deleting the Amazon app off my phone.
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Wow, it just struck me what a weird, horrible name "He-man" is. Writer's room: "We already have batman and superman. How about He-man." "So, we're just going with pronouns then?" "Yes." "Can we at least give him a massive dick, furry briefs and a little girl's haircut?" "Fine."
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World Series of Poker main event. When I win, I'm going to buy each of you a house.
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The only thing missing from this trump speech is him walking away from the podium with his penis hanging out his zipper
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Apparently we were trending again, that’s twice in one pandemic. Thanks America!
@DavidHMandel
@realalecberg
@RealMichelleT
Scotty Doesn’t Know by the WIDEST of margins. Like not even worth debating other songs
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One please.
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How did we pound out billions of fidget spinners but n95s confound us
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Knocking on your friend's hotel room door and saying "housekeeping" is still funny, right guys? Right?
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