Mike π¦
@ScenesWithMike
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Developer by day.π¨πΎβπ» Professional Groovist by Night.πΎ β’β’ FinTech || Events || Media β’β’ Host: Booth, Sandton β’β’ Director: https://t.co/8JM8wHyL4o
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Joined September 2012
Blessed to realise my dream of conquering the Wits Edge with an Actuarial Science degree.π
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How can you spend 1m in the club and when i ask you to support me for business you send me 20k??.
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Real ones know that it should depend on the dish youβre preparing.
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I just saw a couple in Melrose Arch doing that painting date thing where you canβt see what your partner is painting until youβre both doneβ¦.This gent is painting βWill you marry me?β ππ₯Ί.
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Your hun will either dust a large pizza in one sitting or she will eat half a biscuit the whole day and there is no in-between.
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We need to talk about how rigorous consumption of academic literature erodes oneβs capacity and desire to read for pleasure.
i miss how much of a READER i use to be. i use to be the kind of kid that got lost in a book, and just transported in the world of whatever iβm reading that nothing else around me mattered. fuck, i MISS that. i need to start reading again.
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This is love.ππ€.Oh my days!π₯Ίπ
I absolutely love this cake!.
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I sent this hun a message on 3 May. She replied today. Today is 13 May. Time to practice reciprocation: Iβll reply on the 23rd. Let me set a reminder.
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My girl?π.The best.π.What does she deserve?π.The best.π.What will I give her?π.The best.π.
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My cards??? Thereβs no wayβ¦ I- π
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On Wednesday, we do it again.π₯Ίππ.
Blessed to realise my dream of conquering the Wits Edge with an Actuarial Science degree.π
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There's a way your father will be behaving, you'll know he's someone's sugar daddy.
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Donβt be surprised when I pull out this move at groove:
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Imagine they sell you a "pre-plucked and customised 24 inch Peruvian Frontal HD Closure" and you believe it then post about your lovely new hair. The comments are basically saying "Girl, that's not Peruvian, they lied to you, it's synthetic.".
I need someone to clarify what is wrong with this tweet ππ, explain to me like Iβm a five year old π₯².
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"Ah, Junk Park." - ele papao a tsena ntlo after 'business trip'.
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βIβm muting everything now. Itβs me and my God.β Real. So real.
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Saying βGuys,β when youβre talking to one person >>>>>.
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This is either a sign that groove is about to peak or it's about to be shut down. There is no in-between.
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Hey you! Yes, you. Hey man, donβt scroll past without finishing this. Youβre going to achieve your goals. Donβt give up. Okay?.Okay.
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Thereβs only one Wits edge, but weβve conquered it two times.ππ
On Wednesday, we do it again.π₯Ίππ.
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Slade and Uncle Vuzi did the 2Broers thing 2Years ago.π€π½π.
Iβm telling you 2Broers would be a fire duoππ.Whoβs with me?.
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I hope these two ladies are having a good evening wherever they are.π₯Ί.They gave us an iconic video.ππ₯
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Guys my boyfriend was teaching his ex how to drive today, he said they doing it again tomorrow. I'm not okayπ.
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βEh Monday to Sunday.Eh letsamaya tsamaya maseku late.Eh letsena menateng eliling litβ.πππ
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"This is why o fail'a Life Orientation." - ele Maphorisa trying to win an argument le bae.
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Scenes when you find someone drying their hands with your bucket hat.π.(Aye, these are fire though.ππ₯).
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Is it just me or it low-key doesnβt feel like December?.
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No need for all that imo. Just behave in a manner that doesn't expose your partner to disrespect/embarrassment.
Imma deactivate from all my socials once I get into a relationship ππ€πΎ.
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Try Wits. That walk from West campus to East campus is quite a challenging hike.
Where does everyone go hiking in Joburg ? π₯Ίππ½ππ½.
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Okay Elaine.
I think I've found the one.π₯΄.
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If I land at the groove venue and I find grade 9s opening circles, I'm leaving - without hesitation.π.
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While weβre talking about papβ¦.SALT DOES NOT BELONG IN THERE!.
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βYouβre going to hate me for this. Iβm sorry, Iβm not coming anymore.β.
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Good morning to all the huns that don't break hearts.β€οΈ.
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YOU SAID I said βI didnβt.YOU DIDNβT studyβ. I didnβt say.STUDY! I was going to fail.
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Huns with big foreheads are the best. Thatβs where they store all the wholesomeness.
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This fighter right here.π§πΎββοΈ
Whatβs the best lip plumping lipgloss?.
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Came into the office today to news that I'm going to begin training for a role in the division that does the work that my honours research was based on.π₯Ί. God is in the neighbourhood.πππΎ.
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Guys, imagine Elaine, Thando Ngoasheng and Joda Kgosi on the same track.π.
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If you lamza your homegirls, I will break up with you.
Strict boyfriend 101:.
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πLISTEN
joseph dary KILLS me man πππππ.
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@zandisiiwezwane The English language doesnβt have an adjective strong enough for this level of disrespect.π.
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I wonβt lie. Thereβs still someone Iβm waiting to meet from this app. Itβs been 5 or so months but ndzayikhaba.
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Bringing a hun you havenβt sealed the deal with around majita is poor roster management.π€£.Sheβs still a free agent and she owes you no loyalty. The fact that you βbrought herβ means nothing; sheβs an adult with autonomy. Youβll cry big boy tears when she clicks with another oke.
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βThis is not my real personalityβ - ele papao ba mo gerile a feba.
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This girl dipped my MacBook charger in water too⦠Aye man, wtf.
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Stop hurting yourself trying to fit into circles that donβt want to include you. Make your own circle and flourish.
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I wish all of you a productive exam season. I hope you manage to study effectively and pace yourselves well. Take care of yourselves and find a good rhythm. Your hard work will pay off.β€οΈππΎ.
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I hope youβve bathed for December, because when we call, you must answer the phone on your way to the car, otherwise weβre leaving you.ππΎ.
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Redefining βI felt a spark between us.βπ.
Not me and my boyfriend getting electrocuted while trying to jump over the gate π€£π€£.
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My instagram stories from last night were undoubtably her last straw.π€£πποΈ.
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Oh, the vibes in Braam.ππ₯
Bokke bringing the trophy past Wits again tomorrow? I will be there, at the exact same spot I was standing in 2019.ππ€π½.
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Cassper: Amademoni. Drake: Aye, whatβs that in English?.Cassper: Demons. Drake: Bet.
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Mr Price should change their slogan to βWe can also do it.βπ.
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This app has been gripped by pure, unfiltered chaos for 3 days straight.πππ.
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Donβt let her lie to you. Sheβs tweeting this live from within the comforts of Mjolo.π.
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βMerry Christmas maβam. Does next weekβs exam include Section 5.1 or is it not examinable?β
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Imagine getting excited about your new tattoo and coming to show the TL only for someone to comment βDoes Tippex work on tattoos?βπ.
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βDidnβt your dad twerk on an Instagram live for a PS5?β.Heh, that line is going to make someoneβs child cry in the future.
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Tshego trying to talk dirty: "Ah, yes scones.".Him: "Oreng?".Tshego: "Scones. Because wang kgama.".
i cant even do the whole dirty talk thing, imagine role playing.
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Posted about it in the morning and my girl said say less.π
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Risky, Zlele and Truth Is.
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