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Auburn University Alum🐯 Rams🐏 White Sox🧦
Chicago, IL
Joined December 2011
Bama students really gonna find out how it feels to tailgate for the love of the game. Get up at 6am to get on that grill with a mimosa for a 11am game against Jacksonville State and be a little scared yall could lose.
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Jokingly asked my mom if she ever went to Freaknik tell me why she started listing the ones she went to.
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@geezusisdead Nah this is bullying I would have started a war if I was China cause we not going out like that.
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I do hate being an asshole but 3 people said ro** ti** to me today cause I was wearing an Auburn hoodie and none of those people had an answer to "When did you graduate from Alabama?".
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Everyone that was calling for Finley during the season not allowed to tweet next football season bruh.
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@chavrashe @jfuego__ You say this like someone here didn't just do this yesterday in bum fuck North Dakota except with one of their Vietnam fully auto M16s that they bought at a military surplus auction cause its been 25+ years so now its legal. I think we will be ight.
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These niggas eating sour skittles out of a plastic bag on the bench lmaoooo
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Bro yall literally put THIS in a video game.
There’s a special place in hell for those joking about innocent lives being lost in Ukraine and posting memes about World War III to be edgy. This is REAL. These are REAL innocent people whose lives will be lost through no fault of their own. This could affect THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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Imma be honest I been fighting for my life tryna play with Auburn they be doing the same dumb shit they do in real life in the damn video game!!!.
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Look all I'm saying is if I got my jaw broken by a dude wearing a fairy costume I wouldn't tell ANYONE I got my jaw broken by a dude wearing a fairy costume.
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Magnolia McDonald's at 1am on a Saturday when the line is out the door.
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I was told to say grace before dinner. Hit em with the ole "Rubba dub dub thanks for the grub". Whole family almost jumped me.
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Bought this jacket from a thrift page. Pretty sure it is older than me. War Eagle!
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Auburn doesn't give a dead week cause they know we would just have darties and go to Sky for 6 days straight. They know their students.
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By the end of college you be talking about that shit like issa prison sentence. "How much longer you got bro?". "Im outta here in the Spring. You?". "Shittttt I got caught up bro got pushed back to Fall. ". "Damn bro you got it keep ya head up.".
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I cant wait to help my kid with their APUSH DBQ on this.
Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!.
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Penn State fan is was telling me that their fans are assholes and aren't gonna welcome us. Bro I went to LSU when we blew a 23 point lead and had to walk 2 miles back to our car. I think I'll be fine lmao.
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Its honestly fucking hilarious seeing dudes that probably couldn't make a 20 yard field goal complain about this. Like please shut up bro.
Vanderbilt soccer player Sarah Fuller joined the football team for practice. She could become the first woman to play in a Power 5 football game tomorrow. (via @SECNetwork)
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There should be no reason Auburn Football doesn't start 5-0 next season.
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@nelle_hendrix @tigerhoods__ @ayoswauv @chavrashe @jfuego__ I do IT bro I'm sending predator drone strikes from a base in NC in a hoodie and some slides.
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THE HALEY CENTER ISNT FUCKING COMPLICATED!!!.
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When will Auburn fans let Gus go?. Gus needed to be fired and Harsin is currently bad can BOTH be true.
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Glad I didn't do anything embarrassing last night. *Looks at Snapchat story*
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The Bama fans finding this tweet don't have the mental capacity to know I'm also making fun of Auburn cause this shit literally happened to us.
Bama students really gonna find out how it feels to tailgate for the love of the game. Get up at 6am to get on that grill with a mimosa for a 11am game against Jacksonville State and be a little scared yall could lose.
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Nah he was just stressed cause his best Nazis were getting SMOKED by Jesse Owens.
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One of the things you can clearly tell in college is who did and didn't get yelled at about leaving lights on.
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Freshman year:.Friend: Hey wanna drink?.Me: Yeah sure!. Senior year:.Friend: Hey wanna drink?.Me: Yeah sure lemme just eat a 3 course meal, drink a gallon of water, take an ibuprofen, get an IV ready for tomorrow morning, and then ill be ready.
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I keep seeing people complain about Auburns Fall Break being this week and lemme tell ya I didn't meet a single student in my 4.5 years that would skip a home Georgia game to go home or anything else for that matter. The crowd will be there.
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There's only 3 ways you don't think Auburn is hard: .1. You a fucking genius. 2. You have never attended the school. 3. You go to Boston University, MIT, Princeton, or Rensselaer Polytech.
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Girlfriend couldn't go to brunch cause she has to study so ya boi took her spot in the girls brunch group and now she's mad at me for no reason smh.
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Look bro I'm tired of international students flexing on us. Ain't no reason you should be wearing Loius V, Versace AND Balenciaga in the rain bro. .
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11am kick off mood.
mimoso mimosamos.mimosas mimosáis.mimosa mimosan.
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Having a whiskey coke at 730am and no one questioning your decision.
Auburn fans: what is your favorite gameday experience?.
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Cadillac turned this fucking team around. War Damn Eagle. We gon be ight.
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They done re-released La Croix.
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@NotTheExpertYT As a former roommate why you acting like this wasn't your normal diet in college???.
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CARNELL WILLIAMS, FORMER AUBURN RUNNINGBACK, FIRST AUBURN BLACK HEAD COACH WITH HIS FIRST WIN. WAR DAMN EAGLE.
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Little kid: "My mom said I cant share with anyone cause it spreads germs.".High School: "Yo lemme waterfall some of that.".College: "Holy shit I just mixed this drink PERFECTLY take a sip of this shit!".
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Well I stopped a mom from getting her son NBA Live instead of 2K so that's my good Christmas deed.
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I really be missing Auburn sometimes man. And I try to tell myself that doesn't really make sense cause I'm basically living the same life just with infinitely more money but it was just something bout that time and place.
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Running some Coronavirus simulations over my lunch break I'll let yall know how they go.
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Its absolutely fucking insane that people are mad about people flipping 600 dollars into 10k. Isn't that the fucking "American Dream" we were all fed as kids????.
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Went to a fucking house party from my flag football teammates in Chicago and literally met an Auburn grad that graduated the same year as me that knew half my friends. the world isn't real. .
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Aye this was a different team. A Harsin led team wasn't sniffing this game. War Eagle. These kids got fucking grit and Cadillac showed it. War. Fucking. Eagle.
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Yooooooo I just woke up and I cant taste or smell! What super power is that?!.
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I'm tired of fuckers in school always in the barbershop, talkin bout Auburn gonna be good, Auburn gonna win the Natty, Stidham gonna be real. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Yall don't be in the stadium. Yall know know we got clapped by LSU last year runnin HB dive up by 20 and shit.
Guys I've got some news for you: Auburn is going to be really good. My State of the Program piece on Jarrett Stidham and the Tigers.
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Just the whole 2017 Auburn vs Georgia game.
What’s the single loudest crowd moment you’ve experienced at a sporting event?.
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The TL rn:.Hilarious WW3 meme.Hilarious WW3 meme.Hilarious WW3 meme.NFL Football contract extension .Hilarious WW3 meme.Hilarious WW3 meme.College football coach rumor .Hilarious WW3 meme.ما در خون آمریکا غسل خواهیم کرد.Hilarious WW3 meme.Someone mad about the memes.
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Old Row deadass just posted a picture with 5 people posing in MAGA hats with the caption "MOOD" and then they announce they are doing a Spring Break cruise that goes to Mexico. Like you cant make this up lmao.
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Future War Eagle. Get used to seeing this buddy.
NEWS: Rutgers center Clifford Omoruyi plans to enter the transfer portal, he tells @On3sports. The 6-11 senior averaged 10.4 points, 8.3 rebounds, and 2.9 blocks per game this season. Story:
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When I'm telling my kids about 2020 I might throw dragons in the story just cause.
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Whoever is doing the worst McDonald's rankings obviously has never been to the Auburn Magnolia McDonald's.
Worlds worst McDonald’s has finally closed down after 900 police calls and viral raccoon fight.
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Cant say this man @NotTheExpertYT isnt dedicated to his craft. Man is editing on the way to Atlanta for the Auburn v Washington game.
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