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The FDA and Pfizer released a comprehensive list of ALL the known potential side effects…its several pages long😹
so people are pretty much freaking out and the anti-vaxx are feeling vindicated despite the fact that in reality they are not that longer than that of paracetamol
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Baby Shark really be Sister Betina for kids
When it comes on these youngings don't know how to act
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Id rob myself at 2am
From Jan- Dec last year...To slice open this bottle or to continue ka moneelo??🤔
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I saw an interesting tweet on here saying Abortion is permissible under BW law if it is a result of “rape”. So my question is, why is that never offered as an option to all pregnant minors (under 16) since their pregnancy automatically means they suffered statutory rape?
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My dad always taught me to assume every other person on the road is an idiot. When approaching a junction/traffic lights etc, even if you have a right of way, always slow down and anticipate the other driver to behave like this stupid Yaris driver
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Batswana escaping SKI only to be picked by MEK 😭😂
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Batswana snapped with “Dikgang di mo bathong” cos you niggas really be having all the classified information 😭😭😭🤣🤣
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The dictator drip
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Sir...arent you supposed to be curing them one by one??😩😩😩😂😂🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Dr. Sereetsi 😎 Nyising them.... Killing them one by one!
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I was today years old when I discovered BAC is government owned
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It was done deliberately to help you look. The natural instinct is to look for a name in its geo location, but you get there and find a place/name you didn’t know existed. Hopefully you learn a few other names/places before you actually locate your home village.
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The reason some of us re atlhama pele mo dirobotong re sa tsene hela
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Ngl I envy some of you guys😤🤣 Yall live such balanced lives bro. Koore la jogger phakela, then work Monday to Friday…Friday evening you go out for drinks, Saturday le attender Social events, Sunday you go to Church…nvm the time and money, le tsaa kae energy?😩😩
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And tbh i don’t blame people freaking out. That list is long. If, in your life, you have never seen a comprehensive “adverse and side effects list” of ANY medication and the FIRST ONE you see is for a vaccine you will lose your MIND🥺😹 (rightly so). But in context, its Meeeh
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Once saw a tweet saying "every day on twitter there is a main character. Do your best to never be that person" and I've been living by that motto ever since
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Slax is my nigga 😹😹 lenna hes tipped me off before 🤞🏽 He doesn’t play those games
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They had Shaka Zulu playing Shaka Zulu
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Selling a fake HIV negative card should carry the same weight as attempted murder
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Qoute this with a picture of you and your child ❤️❤️❤️🥳
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Trump just came and undid YEARS of work done by Hollywood to portray America as some sort of civilized nation 🤣🤣
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Kenzar challenged the Forum guys, shit talked them for 2 weeks straight...then wiped the floor with them on the actual cookoff? Listen im left with no option but to STAN 👑
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Bruh it was almost 1-nil for a second there but VAR came through 😭😭
Bw still keeping a clean sheet against the Coronavirus. Elite mentality
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Nope yall are from zim remember yall love to go to other people territories and live there So a huge junk of BATSWANA dont want to associate themselves with you hance you see them leaving where you OCCUPIED to stay in other regions Yall are weird what we did was to accommodate u
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We’ve been going to bo KFC and Chicken Licken to order in person and wait for our food for ages but suddenly we expect a ONE MAN startup in a shade to have express phone order services? It it crack??
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On a serious note mathata keore you guys can't extrapolate the essence of a tweet. You get stuck up on the semantics. Its not about cement. Just help your partner with their projects. Eg If she wants to be an influencer then an iPhone is a better gift than bags of cement 🤷
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You guys come here and scream “legalise abortion, legalize prostitution” but the minute you discover someone who actually does any of those things you are also at the forefront of shaming them
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Twitter is a distraction. I like it here. Your life could be falling apart and you here laughing at someone getting cooked or making inappropriate jokes or arguing about wether Haaaland is human. All in the middle of a real life crisis.
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The Makadzi hype is real...on social media...on the streeets...in parking lots...mo di combing...girly is trending EVERYWHERE...haven’t seen the nation this excited for one person in a while 😩🔥🔥
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Mme i feel gore special elected MPs should be people who DID NOT PARTICIPATE IN ELECTIONS AND CAUGHT AN L. That space should be reserved for technocrats and industry experts brought in to help parliament move forward and stay focused 🤷🏾♂️
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@OttisSnr
This vid reminded me of that joke about a lady who enters a combi stark naked and the combi man is staring so she asks him “ke eng? Gaise o bone mosadi asa apara?”
And the fella retorts “nya keore ke ipotsa gore madi ame o a beile ha kae”
Focused kings🤭😹😹😹😹
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Corruption aside…what a romantic gent…a proper “if he wants to he will” 🤝😹
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I saw the jokes fly off about how yall cool with the red party now that alcohol is back. I KNOW they are jokes mme im worried cos le ntse yalo lona. Le easy hela so as a kawntry😭😭🤣
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Dr Gure is about to EAT with his maphachaphacha lube🔥🔥🔥…he just got a good distribution deal with one of the major pharmaceutical distributors 👌🏾
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She stole the tip i had left for the waiter
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Tla kwano nkase go imise gape 🫣🤞🏾
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Someone threatened to topple the Government (a former spy chief who could reasonably be believed to have the means) and they never saw a inside of a cell for that threat.... but this is WHERE they draw the line??
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As BW twitter we should not let allow any ATI slander fly…i need the Avengers to assemble 😤😤
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My humble suggestion. If you, or someone close to you has or is struggling with depression and suicide ideation, log off this app for a while today. Because there will be some pretty dumb and triggering takes/opinions from people who have no idea what they are talking about🙏🏾
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*looks at my bank balance*
Me :
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Batswana : Vaccinate Us🗣️
Govy : eish...re knokilwe...mme go ta siama☹️
Batswana : Okay oxygen us ee and keep us alive re santse re emetse vaccine😤
Govy : yahhh eish... about that 🥴
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Hey guys, im looking for about 50 people to form part of a volunteer focus group to review a product before launch. All you need is internet access. Just like this tweet and will dm the link 🤌🏽🤲🏽
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It helps with naso-phyrangeal symptoms (runny nose, sneezing, congestion etc)
Tota in all truthfullness allergex, paracetamol, a cough syrup, Vit C /Zinc and a small prayer is all you need to survive mild covid.
All these other expensive stuff le reka hela cos le nale madi
😩😩💔gatwe goromente o ha batho allergex when they test positive for Covid?? Allergex???
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Twitter has become inherently confrontational
You could ask whats the time and a guy with no watch will come at you sideways
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😭😭😭 guys please dont do this…you can actually get seizures, fall into a coma or die in your sleep 😐
Someone recommended this combo for flu. Guys i left the house for the first time in days😅
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Dig in...
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Bro not Sri Lanka declaring bankruptcy and taking a few days off as a country gore ba itheetse😭😭
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So GOT fans, by show of hands, how many of you would like to watch all episodes of Season 8 on a big screen over drinks a DAY AFTER it drops in the US?
pre and post screening GoT games and quizzes...as well as GOT themed cocktails and shots.
FREE ENTRY.
Whose down??
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The police are very active when its the banks money being threatened…suddenly they know how to track ebile they shoot to kill, and the whole country cheers…but let thieves invade your house or stab your friend and you call them suddenly ga gona dikoloi. That thing irkes me
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You can never convince me social media pressure doesn't work....since the
#VaccinateBotswana
hashtag, we've been getting multiple daily updates from MOHW... something they never used to bother with before!!
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Guys we are in a State of Emergency...gape for all intents and purposes its ceases to be a kgotla nd becomes a vaccination site. Women are not there to see the chief or discuss matters or whatever, they are there to GET A VACCINE... so kgang ya marokgwe e tsena ha kae??
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The SSG will definitely choose violence when they catch you outside after 7pm.
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Batswana cheer for BJB and Kwete bro…whats a president?? 😂😂
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Yah no Facebook niggas are funny gatwe Slik Talk is now fully vaccinated because of all the jabs he took 😩😹😹😹
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Hey Guys, as some of you may already be aware, there is stomach bug currently going around in BW and its affecting mostly children, so lemme do a small nyana thread on what its all about and what to do in case you affected. 🤔
RT to save a life🗣️
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My girlfriend is out in G North with her team doing door to door campaigns for BDP.
DONT OPEN FOR THEM 🗣🗣🗣
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Someone start a twar le the neighbors so we tell them we can buy them 🗣💀💀
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Hoping DR Sindi pulls through. That woman is ALWAYS willing to help. One time i needed help with a clinical case and i dm’d her. She gave me her WhatsApp number then proceeded to walk me through it, free of charge❤️❤️
#GiftSindiLife
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Apparently im 30 today….Qal’ uyiva🤭 Anyway cela nithi hoorayyy 🥳🥳🥳🤪🤌🏽🤌🏽
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Last night i told this one that she shouldn’t have sprayed Doom in my bedroom cos the smell of that thing triggers my migraines and she says “sorry I didn’t know you were an insect” 😐
This gender ya lowa.
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Lmao BWcookoff yone is unpredictable ...last week we voted for the “simpler” plate on some “less is more” vibe🤗...today teamKO tried to go the same route and suddenly our tune is MORE IS MORE NIGGA WHERE THE FOOD AT? Tlhapi le lephutse hela? Gao serious😠🤣🤣
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Hey guys me again😬 I need about 50+ volunteers to review a website for me. All you need is internet access and 5 free minutes. Like my tweet if you are interested and i will DM
and pleasee RT for awareness
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Tweeting porn motshegare is not allowed boss😭😭
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Botswana police 👮🏾♂️ are the kings of “ra bona le santse le ratana” when called for domestic disturbances. That shit annoys me soo much.
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Celebrated baby’s birthday this weekend. A thousand mashallahs🙏🏾🥳❤️
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PreEp, HOW it works and HOW to get it in Private Health Facilities
A THREAD 🧵 📢
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You guys are using twitter banter to judge your real life friends?😭😭💔
This hun just posted pizza and said bae spoilt her💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭kante mme gone tswana huns le bare minimum ke 🤝?!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Imagine you get violated be ore tla ke ye go reporter ko HR and you find that gent..be ore nya tla ke ye Police...and you find that girl 😭😭
We are a comedy of errors please 😐
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Yhooo guys Elon has fucked up this app. Ive been scrolling for 5 minutes amd all i see are tweets from 2 hrs ago. Its one recent tweet and 17 old tweets…who asked for this???
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Kwape kinda fell off a bit as he took a backseat but i will never forget the confidence he inspired in the first few days tsa Covid👌🏽
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Unless you have a dietary deficiency or medical condition (eg anaemia) , you really don’t need alot of supplements. Most of them pass right through and you paying to have expensive urine
Eat your fruits and veg, exercise and drink water and thats 90% of your supplements covered
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Cheated on my barber...this new guy messed up my lines no ways
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Dr Malaki : “prof Mosepele a re o dumele mma...”
Presenter Lady :
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What is happening between B*P* , Govt and DDT College is a complete circus
How do kids get sponsored for a whole 4 years.. gvt a duela fees and allowance then when they graduate their qualification is not recognized by the governing body??
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Ozempic is basically the new viagra. A drug developed and licensed for one thing, then by sheer accident, one of its side effects is found to be useful for another thing. Now THAT off label use is overtaking its intended use.
And trust me, the patent holders are not complaining
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So my new colleague (Kenyan) is relatively lighter than me in complexion (everyone lighter than me tbh)…and its always fun to watch when a patient walks in, does a quick calculation and decides IM the foreigner and bypass me to speak to him in Setswana😭😭
Then they come back
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My 1st culture shock when moving to Botswana (when i was about 15) was discovering you guys didn’t cook your meat and veggies like THIS 😨🤤
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Having loyal customers is such a great feeling. This other lady used to bring back her prescription all the way from GC to Mahalapye cos she liked the way i helped her. Now that ive moved to GC she’s followed me to the new place cos she doesn’t want anybody else🥹😹❤️
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Lvovo also suffered a stroke? There’s someone giving Durban artists a laced product.
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I hope the pizza person is in a position to handle this sudden influx of orders🥺
Social media blow can be a blessing and a curse, suddenly you are overwhelmed and before you even adjust U now getting poor service shouts
By the time you “expand” the internet ppl have moved on🤧
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Kennedy was tweeting live from the scene? 🤣 i could feel from the emotion gore ke motho ale on the ground😹💀💀
Thank you for your invaluable support
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