Sarah Burris
@SarahBurris
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better posts at @sarahburris.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING I SAY IS PROBABLY A JOKE @RawStory some @Alternet & @Salon
Oklahoma & Washington DC
Joined May 2009
Slowed down the @Acosta encounter to show the FOUR times the White House staffer touched HIM. not the other way around. Unclear if she's been suspended.
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Sheriff confirms Jacksonville shooter was a white male and not an undocumented immigrant or Islamic terrorist.
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MSNBC just reported that Wisconsin youth turnout is higher than in 2020.
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Apparently, Ted Cruz is in the Bahamas right now! Actor Craig Robinson just outed him on #TheView for being on the flight. "I didn't know there was a snowstorm in Texas" - @ananavarro.
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CNN reporting that Air Force One tried to do a low-level fly over to the big crowd waiting for him outside the BOK center. The problem is. there are only a half-dozen people there.
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Hillary Clinton’s smile when the crowd goes off on a “Lock him up” chant
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Ladies and gentlemen. the Tucker Carlson back-peddle in 60 seconds
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I figured Harris would do well with this Fox interview, but I didn't expect Bret Baier to get so publicly owned on national television.
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I can't understand how people think we can get children to wear a mask for 8 hours when we can't even get adults to wear one for a quick trip to Walmart without them throwing a tantrum.
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@UniNoticias @Univision @VIX Does anyone ever explain to him that declaring asylum doesn't mean that you came from an insane asylum? Cause he's been saying that for a while now and it's because he doesn't know the difference and it makes him look like a dumbass.
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For the cost of Trump's #MilitaryParade we could buy a nice tiny home for 14,500 of the 150,000 homeless #veterans in the United States -- or a smaller tiny home for 39,189 homeless vets.
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🧵There's a little taste of Project 2025 being pushed through Congress this week if you didn't know. The so-called "SAVE Act" is a Republican measure to block undocumented immigrants from voting. It's already illegal to vote if you are not a citizen. 🧵🧵🧵1/16.
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It's in a recording now -- . Trump pushes GOP to shut down government just weeks before 2024 election
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Dude. Save yourself. 'Stop the Steal' organizer Ali Alexander threatens to reveal evidence of 'crime' committed by Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Triggered Don Jr. trashes New Year's at Mar-a-Lago: Dad's pals treat me like a 'freaking imbecile' .More below:
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@oneunderscore__ Here's the thing, I don't think people fully understand just how popular The Onion is across the galaxy.
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LMAO - Hannity just gave Trump props for dealing with COVID-19 saying Obama never did that well with it . reminds me of the people who get so mad at Obama for not being there on 9/11.
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He's been missing in the Arizona desert for three months, but he doesn't have the FBI, local police and a whole country looking for him. Just his dad.
I'm shaking reading about the discovery of Gabby Petito's body in Wyoming. While we're watching this case unfold, please take 5 seconds to read about Daniel Robinson, a geologist who went missing in the desert outside Buckeye three months ago. His father is still looking for him.
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This is the second time the Trump campaign has used photos or video of Biden praying to attack his mental health. ‘Sign of desperation’: Trump slammed for ‘anti-religious bigotry’ over new attack ad on Joe Biden
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Ethics Committee closes GOP-initiated investigation of @RepSwalwell without finding wrongdoing
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Wait - hold up - this sub thing imploded after about 2 hours of being underwater and Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX says in that 2 hours, Joe Biden should have left the White House, sailed the 900 miles off the coast of the US, somehow dive down 13,000 feet and pull them up?.
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Holy shit.'Bags and bags' of money found stashed in bathroom wall at Joel Osteen's megachurch: report
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Lincoln Project trolls Trump with TV ad in Palm Beach calling him 'impotent' .
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Wow.
WOW! The crowd at the White House, which is full of active military members and their families, began chanting “4 MORE YEARS!” once the fireworks had concluded! The American people are FIRED UP and READY to reelect Biden and reject Trump’s insanity.
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What happened to @OliviaTroye and the legal threat she got from Kash Patel is only the beginning. And the reason we know this is because @MichaelCohen212 is finally getting his FOIA documents showing what Bill Barr's DOJ did to him. (1/6).
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Republicans can’t wait to give Trump a pass on impeachment so he’ll quit threatening them: @TheRickWilson.
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.@SteveSchmidtSES: Supreme Court justices are not capable of policing themselves — and Americans know it.
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#GOPPedoRing trends after prominent Republican indicted for sex trafficking a minor: 'Hey QAnon we found them' @MeidasTouch .
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Corn syrup lobbyist is working with Trump administration to set USDA dietary guidelines -- because -- of course they are
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Lindsey Graham joins Devin Nunes in being implicated by Lev Parnas during Maddow interview -
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Rift between Trump and Mike Pence deepens after Lincoln Project kills bromance: Axios reporter.
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‘This is how he gets us killed’: American Jews and allies horrified after Trump blurts out anti-Semitic trope.
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@DLoesch I'm sorry, I must have missed the time an elected member called for Steve Scalise to be executed.
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@AshaRangappa_ @JoyceWhiteVance Ironic because he's so miffed about being "forced" to wear a mask -- but he's about to force women to risk our lives and carry a child to term whether we want to or not.
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This is a screencap from "Fortitude" the other ad in which Trump mocked Biden for being mentally unfit because he was praying. You can even see the woman praying behind him.
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'I listen to my president': Capitol rioter incriminates Trump while groveling for his pardon.
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EXCLUSIVE: Counterterrorism expert @MalcolmNance worries that ‘Putin leads Donald Trump around on a leash’.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy So, wait - you're mad that drugs are being seized at the border and the system is working? I'm confused.
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'Unhealthy and unhinged': Marjorie Taylor Greene blasted for 'reprehensible' response to Biden's State of the Union
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Jack Smith filing suggests he has testimony from Congress members that incriminates Trump
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Actor Craig Robinson reveals Ted Cruz's secret trip to the Bahamas
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@realDonaldTrump This tweet was sent on Aug 30. Your tweet about Alabama was two days later. You said you were getting hourly updates. If that was true, you should have known by Sept 1 that the Aug 30 projection was changed.
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@Eugene_Scott @maggieNYT I doubt Mayor Pete will be taking marriage advice from the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Donald Trump, who have seven wives between the two of them.
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@SenatorWicker A month ago you trashed the impact Biden's stimulus would have on restaurants. It's still on your own website.
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Is this Trump's actual statement or a joke because it looks like he basically just admitted to everything
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AWWWKWARD! . Rep. @MattGaetz now under investigation by Florida Bar over Cohen intimidation tweet.
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Cherokee Nation chief tells ‘racist’ Trump to stop calling Elizabeth Warren ‘Pocahontas’ in an interview with me over a year ago
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Former Ohio Republican AG says he regrets 'devil's bargain' with the NRA: 'I had abandoned my principles and sold my soul'
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Well, this is awkward. DC Water board debates whether they can cut off White House service after Trump admin misses payment.
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MSNBC did a whole segment where it showed women voting for Trump who are . wait for it. still voting for Trump. Real breaking news, y'all.
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Diana's money is what helped Harry and Meghan leave the monarchy when they were cut off in 2020. It's fitting on so many levels.
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Just sayin, Obama didn't need anyone to catch his flies.
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@FrankLuntz She's EVERY woman in America who's had to deal with an unqualified, mediocre dude pretending like he knows everything.
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Lawsuit unveils fresh details about Trump's fake elector scheme — and links to GOP senator Ron Johnson .
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BREAKING: 4 police officers forcibly removed journalist Grant Stern for asking Kevin McCarthy a question—why he opposed the bipartisan Jan 6th Commission. This is outrageous and shouldn’t happen in America. This is what fascists do. Let’s make this viral.
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whoa -- they went there.
First they asked you to sacrifice your grandparents for the economy, now it's your children.
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For the cost of Trump's #MilitaryParade he could feed every single homeless #veteran in the United States 3 meals a day for a year.
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Byeeeeeeee OANN.Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
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BUSTED: Jared Kushner has been using WhatsApp and his personal email to conduct White House business.
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‘Pot calling kettle black’: Hearing erupts in laughter after @MattGaetz gets humiliated for attacking Hunter Biden’s drug use -
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Biden spends the day at a church, and prays with community leaders. Trump holds a Bible upside down.
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I think the cow rendered this argument moooot . Lawyer for Devin Nunes argues parody account @DevinCow making fun of him on Twitter is as dangerous as a gun .
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She's just like everyone else! . Ted Cruz's daughter knocks him on TikTok: 'I really disagree with most of his views'
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Brilliant @VanJones68 "we lowered the standards. if you don't throw a fit if you're not a toddler you deserve to be president" #debatenight
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BOOM! . @TheRickWilson drops the hammer on the Trump kids in a brutal column warning of a ‘Trumpian’ political dynasty.
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HOLY CRAP! . NRA busted giving Trump 9,259 times the legal limit: Bombshell campaign finance lawsuit
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@Mike_Pence No president in history has ever stolen top-secret, classified documents and refused to turn them over.
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Former Republican Congresswoman calls on Donald Trump Jr's cell phone records to be subpoenaed
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'Paperweight': America hilariously ridicules 'flat Mike' Pence for barely moving during Oval Office meeting.
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Trump: "We're almost all better now. I had a very good presser yesterday. Most people thought I did a good job.
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Homeland Security wanted to help track separated families at the border -- but the White House said no and lost 5,000 children.
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awwwww really sweet tribute just now to @acosta from @ananavarro for being another Hispanic voice on television.
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It's important for folks to know that while Ted Cruz is in the Bahamas, Texans are telling us that they're having to ration power. again. After a freeze killed over 700 people .
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Trump's old Secretary of Defense said Trump "undermined the agreement" and he warned without a slower withdrawal "we would see a number of things play out, which are unfolding right now in many ways.". Trump refused.
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Mitch McConnell is ‘gaslighting’ Americans — when he was the one who refused to stand up to Russia: Ex-FBI agent @AshaRangappa_.
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The amazing @MalcolmNance goes on big, beautiful, epic rant about Trump's 'unquenchable ego' that can be 'easily manipulated in blackmail' and it's everything. go watch it. Run, don't walk! .
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ONE ROOM . Trump has billed the Secret Service more than $40,000 this year to use a single room at Mar-a-Lago: report
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He's spot on. It's the same tactic that corporations try to use against workers . It's about dividing us so people like Steve Bannon and Fox can get more power: @TheRickWilson on Canadian trucker protest.
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Ex-tea party lawmaker @RepRiggleman tells former Trump officials to publicly support Biden ASAP.
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Pay up and go away. Infowars’ Sandy Hook appeal goes down in flames as judge orders Alex Jones to ‘pay all costs’.
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@RepRobertGarcia YES! Thank you! This was such crap. There are families with grandparents raising their grandkids, adoptive parents, foster parents - are you telling me they're not real mothers? Screw that.
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Trump's Raffensperger call is 'incredibly strong evidence' to support criminal charges: former US attorney
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For the cost of Trump's #MilitaryParade we could pay for a therapy session every other week for 60,000 #veterans for a year.
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I've been fighting to get this story published for 2 days. Weisselberg may have perjured himself a second time — and Michael Cohen wants answers
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For the cost of Donald Trump's #MilitaryParade you could buy a @menswearhouse suit for every single homeless #veteran in the United States so they could look nice for job interviews.
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The point is, this isn't a game of "Hungry, Hungry, Ego." These are real people who fought for our country who could use someone's help. We could do something that gives them a hand. We COULD. Instead, we'll let Trump drive a tank down Pennsylvania Avenue. #MilitaryParade.
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This hlarious story from @gtconway3d about the moment Trump spotted him in the courtroom is everything.
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@atrupar Hey @jaredkushner The website for the federal stockpile says it’s for states to use when they need it. Might check it out so you understand more about what it is. Or read the Wikipedia on it. That could help too
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@AmbJohnBolton Y'all really thought he wasn't going to pardon all of the J6ers? He said he would many many times. He is going to do it with or without Hunter Biden.
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'Who paid the $2M Allen owed the government': @MichaelCohen212 wants to know what Weisselberg got for taking the fall
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Instead of Trump's #MilitaryParade we could pay for 15,000 homeless #veterans to get a certification to be an electrician or a wind power technician, which could help them earn enough to be in the middle class.
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Trump campaign didn't disclose that the hug that went viral was actually from a conservative operative and former GOP intern. The whole thing was staged.
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