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@Sampsamander

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@Sampsamander
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29 days
switfplays are so silly bro
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@Xhrine_UN @GoinCrazyFights “Not again” at the end tho
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3 years
@Izuku_shonen < Killua + Gon
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@CinderedSin2 @vitamin_Zeta @waydropsbangers That explains it, ppl who live in FL have already lost their shit
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@ValorINTEL @EvysamA sounds like a skill diff tbh
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@Sampsamander
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@tif4a Right? They you get “sorry I’m waiting for some friends to get on”… like aight imma go Kms
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5 years
@Numbnnnes @NoahJ456 0 ping? You’re telling me theyre the server itself? Lmfao
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@Sampsamander
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5 years
@breaddies @Pamaj @hitchariide Who wouldn’t stop mid session to reply to hitch?
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@Sampsamander
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2 years
@ValorantUpdated Yea it’s cute and all but, Jett seems jealous, so like Val should let me VA a character so she’s not left out
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@Sampsamander
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2 years
@JayBebool @LondynBanksx98 @RGastelum_23 @Hildasarahy Honestly, the only thing a man is SUPPOSED to do is keep himself alive. Everything else is just extra lol
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@Sampsamander
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2 years
@warbeast1011 @jasminericegirl had her pic, weird Ong
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@Sampsamander
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24 days
Fuck work bro, I want a sugar mommy
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Alright… time to get off Twitter and grind TFD before work… smh… I need a sugar momma fr
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@sooyensu You’re hot, but you’re gonna get cold probably. Take care of yourself brah
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@warbeast1011 @jasminericegirl You thought you did somethin there huh?
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@Sampsamander
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2 years
ayo 🙌🙌
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@Sampsamander
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2 years
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@Sampsamander
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29 days
@tasyiu I’m literally trying to read your phone why do I have to look up
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@Sampsamander
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@bbunyee No.. just hang up and the noise will wake him up >:D
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1 month
@Riot_Kassadin I just wanna point out Gohan being the same size as the space between his legs…
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@Sampsamander
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1 year
@JJtheEnton @synqi @s8n It was u, wasn’t it?
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@babagirl Same fr
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
@BuzzKill is hosting a charity stream! Come check it out and feel free to donate! The proceeds go to @CR_UK !
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@Sampsamander
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2 years
@eIanise @Valkyrae Here have this for future use:
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1 year
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@Sampsamander
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2 years
Ayo?
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@Sampsamander
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2 years
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@aloedvni I don’t want the gift, but happy birthday!
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@emmi_xi If it wasn’t HxH, I’ll be disappointed
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@ivyowowo My mind? Funny you ask. I was actually thinking about quitting my day job and playing league/Wuwa/ the first descended till I finally starve. Or looking for a sugar momma.. ig that works too
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
@ProNoob_GG @PUBGNIGERIA @UpdatesPubg Say whatcha want but 4 of my 11 kills here were m7 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Sampsamander
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1 month
Stream and I have come to the conclusion that I need a sugar mommy so I don’t have to work
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@Sampsamander
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1 year
@suppycaitlin That’s cool and all but WHY IS MICKEY WHERE HE IS MAN, THE COLOR SCHEME DOESNT FIT MAN ᵇᵗʷ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵗ ˢᵒᶠᵗˀ
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@Sampsamander
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2 years
Y’all like my Parracat?
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
Go check out my boy @jRecks_ on twitch! This is what you’re missing out on!
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@anikauwu No leave me alone
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2 years
@Kyoounim @dead_hera Idek what this is
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
Bro, I’d give anything to make everyone happy.. why’s that not an option?? Where’s the menu at??
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1 year
@ayeejuju Nah if he had a hat on, it would’ve protected him from one bullet. Learned that from Reddead
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@illuminathelie “I beat men” but this is her in reality(99atk speed, 0dmg):
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@Sampsamander
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3 years
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@Sampsamander
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6 years
So can we just acknowledge that the # is the pound sign and in #Metoo it translates to “pound me too”..🤯🤣🤣
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@Sampsamander
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@kkellyhsu Shiii if you wanna pay for my food and internet/electric bill, you can do whatever you want with me idc 🐒🐒
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@Sampsamander
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1 year
@viavmber How does one expect u to remember their name if they constantly change it? Like yes, even if you change everything abt you, I’ll still know who u are
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
Congrats!
@BuzzKill
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4 years
Welcome to the team, @elanise_ We are extremely happy to announce the latest addition the the content creation team! Elanise is a @PUBGMOBILE #PUBGMVIP and we’re proud to have her on the team 💛
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@Sampsamander
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5 years
Happy birthday @elanise_ ! Maybe after some vocal lessons I’ll sing for you next year. 😂
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@Sampsamander
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6 years
Welp. Baseball season hasn’t started yet and we’re already down one window.. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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5 years
@shelbymonroe__ Can I say both? To start or not is the choice but once you start and become addicted, it’s a disease.
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
Try me bro
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@Sampsamander
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@ivyowowo Choose Hinata instead of Sakura bro, she was mad annoying until boruto (I havnt seen boruto so idk if she still is)
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@kisscuh Idk what’s going on but why the fuck did this Joe dude reply like 20x saying nonsense?
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4 years
@bryypubg @MonicaXgg Toxic. You didn’t send him bob pics?? He’s dying of cancer ...
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4 years
😢
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2 years
@Kyoounim @dead_hera Sir, I wasn’t involved in any arm robbery.. 🥲
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@Sampsamander
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5 years
Bought a 20 piece nuget from McDonald’s and got 26 nuggets... I’m not complaining but someone needs to learn to count, lol.
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@Sampsamander
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1 year
HELLO Destiny 2
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@Sampsamander
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2 years
Ayo get in here fr, lvl 5 hype train within 20mins of starting... We're getting this man hammered lmfao
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
I’m cursed. Animals and Children absolutely love me. I literally can’t get away from them for 3 seconds
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@Sampsamander
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5 years
@Sixxless No toxicity? Ah, you haven’t met me yet I see.
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@viviflobot__ Are you having a mental breakdown?
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#NewProfilePic ? I dun remember if I used this one b4 or not
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Played a few matches with @eIanise and @jRecks_ to get past Platnum 5! GGs thanks for the carry
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
Hacks?? 🤔🤔
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@strongwaifu Tatted girls yes, beach no. I don’t fw the sun 🦭
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@babagirl And I want a wife… guess no one can have anything they want
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
Beard or no? Ignore the nasty ass mirror, I haven’t cleaned it in a hot minute
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@kitirna Yor hot wtf? 🤓
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5 years
Baseball season is here, Finally!
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4 years
@Chappie_LA @elanise_ @coelhoirwin I was kiddiinnngggg, no Ela your hair looks good lol
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
I really wanna love somebody... I really wanna dance the night away...
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6 years
We won 29-2! Let's go! Another coming up tomorrow!
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@harmonyevaa Worried because this is the content on my for you now. Also a little jealous cuz why tf am I not this gorgeous
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@misasfw The painting in the back
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@3imbobunnie You did bring up shitting more to be fair..
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2 years
@eIanise @Butterfinger @PUBGMOBILE The fact u have them in your collar 💀
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4 years
Congrats on the wedding! So happy for you! #merReid
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@viavmber Interesting name
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@Sampsamander
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4 years
No one fear, your protector is here..
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