ElderGoose🚫
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I bet everybody here is just as insincere. hahh |32| 18+ no minors ⛏️
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@IsabellaMDeLuca
I promise to you there are women with 🍆's out there hotter than you'll ever be and that just ticks you off doesn't it? lol
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@iMar_Vell
@TomyAlberdi
@HailEternal
It's okay, we know it hurts. Just log off. You're gonna be fine.
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@novachrono21
@FALLENAL1EN
The fact that you viewed it as derogatory is a problem. Gay people exist.
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@sixinchbeys
The strangest part was that he felt the need to stay in a single pose, like bro just be yourself why are you standing there like a weirdo? Lmao
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@fkapoIo
Natalie Mars, Charlotte Sartre and her husband Lance Hart, Shane Diesel, Skin Diamond I mean I could keep going but it's not a crime to acknowledge the existence of pornstars because they are people too. We shouldn't treat them any differently than we do other people.
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@Thinnkerr
@2020fights
@ForYouClips
He just saved a bunch of people from getting late to work give him a medal
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@unstablebill
@Vomit_Dragon
As much as I love the Naked Gun movies I wouldn't insult the hilarity of this, if you've actually played Detroit than it's much funnier than if you hadn't
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@809xlomotion
@yonperono
@its_menieb
@CultureCrave
Ah yes Dave Chappelle, such woke liberal trash. Gotta love it.
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@KristinWitTwoIs
@ycsm1n
I'm glad I was part of the crowd who didn't know, now that I know 🤢
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@novachrono21
@FALLENAL1EN
You're viewing the word gay an insult by default. Describing someone as being gay is not an insult. An example: "wow that's a funny ass mf" I'm calling someone funny because they are being funny. You didn't automatically view funny as an insult like you did with gay.
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@Thinnkerr
@2020fights
@ForYouClips
Look sure it was aggressive but she could've entered the train if she wanted to, she purposely held it still instead. Alot of people get in trouble for being late to work and clearly he wasn't having none of it.
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@AlanJoyceIsIt
@kjngamer
@PapPap13
"you aren't getting off that easy" you would think this was your day job lmao
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@jessolpunkass
@Greg_D93
@ICYRIH
I was born in Brooklyn, moved to Harlem then moved to the Bronx, I don't have any right to call myself black because of that, that's not how any of this works lmao
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@BrownBrandon503
@snarwani
I don't know where in the police handbook it says "keep your gun pointed at a dying man who's lying on the floor burning to death being treated by medics" but if that's in the book then the police are bigger jokes than I already thought. Mind you he's pointing at medics as well.
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@revjohn22
@UltimaShadowX
Hey I will accept any Borderlands Movie slander but we do NOT sh*t on White Castle sliders
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@womanflo
@bearded_blerdd1
"come get to know me" but you're refusing specific questions like what do you for fun? Lmao c'mon make it make sense. It's so easy to say something you like "I like movies, skateboarding, playing guitar" that would be a good conversation starter lol
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@JackBox
McDonald's take notes. We've been asking for them back and you ain't been listening.
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@LilyGirllisa
@wildtiktokss
She's literally complaining that she remembers it every 15 minutes of her life lol
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@BigDaddyRabb
@CallaWalsh
That's not even a plot twist it's pretty on brand for IDF to murder children
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@UltimateMrB
@MissGinaDarling
He left after she convinced him to leave. I don't know if you're a guy but imagine another guy starts hitting on you and you have to convince to him that you're not interested and it takes about a minute. Yeah. Not cool.
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@B_Hound1300
@Ace_Archist
"I don't know." really means "I shot him cause I didn't like the color of his skin."
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@scubaryan_
@thatboiharley
Bro two dudes pull up hitting on you you are NOT gonna be chilling you gonna be pissed af lmao
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@Expect_theworst
I actually smoke weed in this type of pipe, I burn the glass and inhale the smoke without burning the plants directly with the flames
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@x3rtt_
Shes absolutely correct everyone can say it but just be careful where you say it and be prepared for the consequences
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@michael_deforge
I agree, don't snitch. But I don't exactly agree with okaying shoplifting. My last job would cut employees hours and even have to let people go if the store was stolen from too much.
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@BushTalksComics
If she's 13 why on earth did they draw her like a woman? Isn't that creepy on the authors end?
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@Maxocopola
@809xlomotion
@yonperono
@its_menieb
@CultureCrave
Ah yes Bill Burr, ah yes Tom Segura, Ah yes Joe Rogan . I can keep going bro.
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@Math996v
@afctommy17
@golannrayson
@GangsterEnieb
@CultureCrave
I mean to be fair not even liberals like Hilary but Trumpers worship that dude to no end lol
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@chardelashaeeho
@SpiffyGlobal
It's not hard to just hit the brakes and let him out. That's kinda rapey tbh when someone is uncomfortable and you hold them without their consent.
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@evilfckingbitch
@BennieDotGay
You know the male g spot is located in our anus right? Guess God is gay if he intentionally designed men to have a pleasure button right in their anus.
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@LeGotSWEPT
@FloorScraps
@GtoffmyJohnson
@2ndrichestduck
@NemuiDaysu
He literally just said Deadly Alliance was the last MK game he played and you responded by calling him a casual? Wtf lmao
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@BrotherJayus
@VitoComedy
@DistressDark
This is a joke right? Didn't he raise the deficit more than any president in history?
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@GilVMedia
@ScottHech
Turns out the guy wasn't even illegal, he's just some guy from the Bronx
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@happinasu
@abvsable
Exactly, people out here listing off disorders as if they're achievements really belittles the people who actually have those disorders
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@ItsRetrop
Bro YOU deep in the trenches if you posting shameless plugs like this in your comments lmao 😂
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@romasnezhkov
@MegumiBandicot
That's not what it is, the joke is very apparent but if I remember correctly clicking it down brings a prompt you to go online doesn't it? Or am I remembering that wrong?
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@Squirrelmob75
@OneyPlays
@OneyNG
@psychicpebble
@LyleRath
@tomamoto
@LVLUPEXPO
Did one eyed Lyle give your ex gf his one eyed snake? I'm sorry about that
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@ElieMesso
@gunsnrosesgirl3
I agree like at least wipe it down with a rag so it looks more presentable
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@amerrill2
@sotasosa
Holy crap you really triggered these delicate snowflakes without barely even trying
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@manfordic
@Dream
Maybe not all the cussing but that superiority complex how does that sound cool to you? Are you like 12 or something? Lmao
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@Keith7484
@mfdoomstan1
Because it implies you feel insecure about choosing a female character because of what others around you might think of you. If you're so secure in your own sexuality you wouldn't care if it's a dude or chick. It might make others think you're hiding something.
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@erika_doom
She's quite literally just wearing the "goth aesthetic" and ain't about none of it lmao
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@controdoa43
@iufiuity
@waltermasterson
Dude isn't very bright regardless because he knows the recoil of an automatic weapon and look how scrawny her arms are, did he actually think this would end well?
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@Catshealdeprsn
Most videos like this the person purposely put the animals in those crappy situations
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@rubyreidtv
You should be flattered he found time to text back after he loaded into the game 😂
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@Keith7484
@mfdoomstan1
Bro do you only play as dudes in Overwatch? Because you're missing out on like half the game lmao
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@Keith7484
@mfdoomstan1
You've never played Tomb Raider or Horizon Zero Dawn, Last of Us, Resident Evil etc etc I mean are you so insecure you go out of your way to never play games with female protagonists? That's kinda sus bro ngl
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@ohJuliatweets
I took a picture of a squirrel doing this, I thought it was the cutest thing ever. We're friends now.
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@potentformula
@t0nit0ne
How the hell did you find such a perfect video for this comment lmao
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@Onestla29204385
@HumansNoContext
If you stop time you can't play a video game it would be stuck in time
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@LonkfromPA2k
@ramadiroach
@Variety
Yeah, it was intentionally ass. It's called a pun. It's not meant to be not ass. Welcome to "comedy".
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@damnwesuck55
@Maxocopola
@809xlomotion
@yonperono
@its_menieb
@CultureCrave
Yeah, these fools need to stop revolving their lives around politics and try to touch some some grass and live their own lives for once. It'd be a breath of fresh air for them.
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@fkaZenith
@weirddalle
Pretty sure she didn't pass away from that and she literally did flips it's hilarious
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@PRBG_Aesthetics
Man the first time I went to the future and everyone in the town was zombies it used to scare the crap outta me
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@legalizemid
@Expect_theworst
You get a cleaner hit, the weeds being burned with the heat from the glass instead of from the flames directly. I've done it for awhile, much less messy than using bowls. But they break all the time 😂.
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@ObsoleteSony
Didn't the military literally use like thousands of PS3s to make a super computer because it was cheaper than buying actual computers?
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@pilgrims_patch
@starsentmal
You would be the first person to die in a horror movie being that trustful to complete strangers at 3 in the morning
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@MrVilla1910
@Skvlvtvn
The girl is the sneaky one the guy is the powerhouse, why do so many people not know this by now?
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@SpongyyyP
I like their beats but literally their lyrics seem as if written by an emo 12 year old
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@kateisdeflate
Honestly it's not that, it's the motions and mannerisms. Honestly just everything about her. If a guy was doing this I'd feel the same way. I mean I wouldn't shoot em but this is very unenjoyable.
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