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*walking past a woman down a dark street at night*
Me: quick act as gay as possible so she doesn’t feel threatened
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Chloe, all the way. Sam… yeah definitely. You can’t compare anyone to Sophia. Marcus because what he’s been through and he’s still singing
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The TTPD hate is so forced and reactionary it’s embarrassing
Saddest thing about the last two T*ylor albums being bad: Imagine if she was cranking out classics while this popular. Closest thing we would get to Thriller today. But the songs have no reach beyond her fan base bc they stink (Anti-hero, you’re safe)
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Always “culture writers” posting misinformation to fit their narrative
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Ok people seriously thinking I’m actually doing the Alejandro choreography in the street 🧐
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Also no one would buy them :)
gaga could lowkey never re-record her albums the way taylor did. she has evolved way too much as a vocalist to record starstruck and boys boys boys using the voice she had in 2008.
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The toilet
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@theashleyray
I promise you most Taylor fans have listened to most of these singers and more
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@jms_tny
Please form an opinion outside of the same recycled Nazi jokes that you read on Jezebel in 2016
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The fact people who are in prison can emotionally relate to her music and that they’re studying her at university is obviously a case for her art mattering
taylor swift is impressive as a businessperson not as an artist, the number of people who listen to and love her music speaks to the quality of her music the way the number of people who get a mcdouble and fries speaks to the quality of the food
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~ In a class room, 2007 ~
Me: *hiccups loudly*
Bully: Is that the sound you make when you suck your boyfriend off?
Class: *erupts in laughter*
Me: ....
*2018 me enters having built a Time Machine*
2018 Me: Your Dad didn't have any complaints
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As someone who studied at BTEC level this news, as well as the comments, is so disappointing and infuriating as well as revealing to how looked down upon they are
There’s been a climbdown by the government on A Levels, and rightly so, but this negligence is the result of a certain confidence that no one’s going to kick up much of a fuss about *other* people’s children.
BTEC students have been abandoned.
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Yes everyone listen to the King of diverse taste in music with Beyoncé between four white women
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What exactly is going to happen to make it “wild”
you’re kidding. jason is in london. tonight is about to be wild
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“Outside of that captive audience” and the captive audience in question is the entire world
I find it SO amusing!
I find the cult of personality that’s been constructed around the lady just very very weird and I don’t think people inside the fandom understand how little impact her work seems to have outside of that captive audience.
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@gagadaily
In the sha-ha, sha-la-low
In the sha-ha, sha-la-la-la-low
In the sha-ha, sha-ha-ha-low
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People I went to school with: me and the special one just became home owners 😊
Me: He retweeted me 😊
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Honestly I find it disgusting that none of you have the capacity to get the brilliance of Metalhead
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HR: do you have any additional questions?
Me: Yes, who in the office is gay?
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Judge: Do you plea guilty or not guilty?
Me: Many of us who are LGBTQ go through a second adolescence because our first (5-18 yo) is about suppressing identity.So when we do get into our 20's we make A LOT of mistakes th--
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IF YOU LOVE THIS TWEET YOU’LL LOVE MY SHORT FILM
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Housemate: did you eat my cereal Sam?
Me:
Many of us who are LGBTQ go through a second adolescence because our first (5-18 yo) is about suppressing identity.
So when we do get into our 20's we make A LOT of mistakes that most attribute to younger people because we never got to be younger people in our true identity.
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Don’t piss me off that is Taylor SWIFT with ugly losers doing charity
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Rumour has it that Atomic Kitten were going to make a one off appearance at Coachella, but Beyonce threatened to pull out if it went ahead because she didn't want Kerry Katona to outshine her
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The guy who wrote taxi driver being a swifty is so comforting to me
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@allthekingswift
Tbh it is a bop!! And I think it’s nice that Taylor is uplifting unknown jazz singers
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@jms_tny
Fast food is a cheap and quick source of food that a lot of people rely on. It does not indicate “bad taste” nor is there some type of objective hierarchy when it comes to food or art
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I don’t give a fuck
how can swifties hate ME! when this exists??????????????? look how happy she is
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My card got blocked, I had to call up my bank to confirm three separate payments to McDonalds and £20 entry to a gay sauna from Friday
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You took shrooms and declared Taylor Swift should be a bigger artist
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Tay came up to me with a gun and forced me to buy as many vinyls as I could
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The Tab is the daily mail for twitter gays
Regardless of TS's motivations, *FORTY* different versions of *ONE* album is totally unnecessary.
I'll admit, I'm not a fan of TS. But I'm beginning to stray beyond that, into feelings of disliking her these days.
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TV: Heres a new show with graphic murder scenes
Me: What about a cute gay comedy?
TV: Heres SIX new shows with graphic murder scenes
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YOU WERE WILD AND CRAZY JUST SO FRUSTRATINF INTOXICSTINF COMPLICATED!!!!????2!.!:’amb?
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Album of the year me thinks
Adult Mom's 'Driver' is a coming-of-age indie-pop masterpiece, with 10 near-perfect songs about twentysomething hope and crisis
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Fuck dr luke and any of you who stream his songs, allowing him to be given a platform like this still
Hitmaker Dr. Luke Tells the Stories Behind Doja Cat’s ‘Kiss Me More’ and Saweetie’s ‘Best Friend’
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The best night of my entire life I don’t know how it gets better than this
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lol at closeted ass attempt to assimilate to straight culture by “fancying” a gay icon
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Sia and raye stan mind you
Taylor Swift is NOT the best songwriter of this decade, of this century, or of all time. She’s not even amongst the greatest.
She’s prolific, but her songwriting is rudimentary and lacks cohesion & minimalism. She fails to convey meaning because she’s pretentious & superfluous.
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Gay men that went to the Chromatica tour seeing Britney praise Taylor
Britney Spears praises Taylor Swift in new post, calling her ‘the most iconic pop woman of our generation’:
“We took a picture, and she then became the most iconic pop woman of our generation. Kinda cool she plays stadiums, and I prefer her videos over movies any day. She's
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I don’t care kicking a 5 year old out of dancing but Becki Jones should have gone to jail when she made “McDonald’s loaded fries” by ripping up a cheeseburger and chicken nuggets on fries
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Folklore was the first vinyl I bought and have since spent £[redacted] on the rest
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I can’t wait for Taylor to re-record all the albums, I just can’t hear about this anymore it’s been 84 years
Scooter Braun says he wasn’t allowed to consult any artist about him buying Big Machine, which included Taylor Swift’s first six albums:
“When I did that deal, I was under a very strict NDA with the gentleman who owned it, and I couldn’t tell any artist. I wasn’t allowed to.”
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Rude that couples who argue in public don't provide a backstory on their relationship and the argument
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Me Watching the Friends episode where Joey wears a handbag in 1999: 😂😂😂
Me Watching the Friends episode where Joey wears a handbag in 2017:
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Eating McDonald’s whilst listening to tay and watching the drags happen in real time….nothing tastes as good as defending Tay feels
taylor swift is impressive as a businessperson not as an artist, the number of people who listen to and love her music speaks to the quality of her music the way the number of people who get a mcdouble and fries speaks to the quality of the food
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Colleague: Doing much tonight?
Me: Have a date with this guy I'm seeing
Colleague: Cool
Me:
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@jasonspank
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“Not built for cultural impact” you’re just pulling words out your ass and trying to make a point
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This is the only podcast series I acknowledge
✨IN MY FEELINGS MORE THAN DRAKE...because the LOVER episode is up on
@RingerDish
! The first 💿 Taylor owns under her new deal, Lover 💕 is a breath of fresh, 🌸bright, shiny air🌈. It’s also the outer limit of what she could do before another reset💫.
🎧:
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Get up and work!
Taylor Swift and her BF Joe Alwyn took a dip in the ocean while on vacation in the Bahamas, making out while swimming around.
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Me: you look so cute in that picture your aunt posted on her Instagram last year!
Crush: What?
Me: What?
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*Guy I made out with once three years ago gets in to a relationship*
Me: Well thanks for telling ME
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The feeling of being in bed with clean bedding vs the feeling of putting the bedding on
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Weirdo hick family tree Paine save us
Just in: Donna Kelce has joined the cast of Hallmark’s “Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story.”
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I enjoy going through my crushes liked Tweets so I can learn everything they like and dislike, what they find funny and enjoyable. So that I can become the embodiment of everything they want and they must be with me
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Miranda says she reads it every week
what is so realistic about sex and the city is her friends never read her little articles
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MAY THE 4TH B WITH US ALL
It's out! "Changed My Mind" is available on all the places 🎲 + My upcoming album "Sway" will be released on May 4th!
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Fresh out the slammer is going to be the out of the woods getaway car cruel summer august maroon banger
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