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@SamPalasota

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Writer / Firefighter / Entrepreneur

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@SamPalasota
Sam Palasota
5 years
Thank you to the #HeraldZeitung for covering our Kitties. Adoptions are happening now! Please consider helping me find these little ones forever homes!! #Kitties #cats #catdad #foster #texas #sanmarcos #austin #sanantonio
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@SamPalasota
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@TheOnion No it was totally the other readers
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@SamPalasota
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6 years
@mrtimlong Went in for some "Carmel Delights" came out with a time share.
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@SamPalasota
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7 months
@AshaRangappa_ Kind of puts that whole Coup attempt into perspective, doesn't it?
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@SamPalasota
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@suzwoehrle @mrtimlong Gotta earn that Junior Shakedown badge
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@SamPalasota
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@SenTuberville @TuckerCarlson Says the guy who crippled US military appointments while supporting Putin's objectives? Seems like you're running a trick play here... coach
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@SamPalasota
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@ZaleskiLuke I think MAGA lacks object permanence. Like when the sun goes down, they think it's truly GONE and the reappears.
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@SamPalasota
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@DanRather Thank you for holding the line Dan
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@SamPalasota
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1 year
@LetTheBirdDie @POTUS In Texas, gerrymandering decides our elections
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@SamPalasota
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1 year
@GregAbbott_TX Do you find it ironic to label the DA as corrupt while having Ken Paxton as your AG? I know you won't answer this question, but it's a fair question regarding "Justice" in Texas.
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@SamPalasota
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@AP "A lie spreads like wildfire, and the truth comes limping after it" ... 3 years later they find their scruples?
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@SamPalasota
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8 months
@megynkelly Would you like to speak to the manager? 😄
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@SamPalasota
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10 months
@TXAG "Less Government, More Freedom" 😄 🤣 😂
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@SamPalasota
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@BBCWorld American loyalty is for sale - Donald Trump
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1 year
@MerriamWebster What's the definition of "shade" 😄
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@SamPalasota
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@AP Ken Paxton... a historical embarrassment
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@SamPalasota
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8 months
@RpsAgainstTrump Daddy called him home
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@SamPalasota
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1 year
@Jim_Jordan Oh my God you tried to overturn an election, pull funding for Ukraine, shut down the government, and oust the current speaker. When it's your butt on the line you've become a "unifier"? Give me a break.
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@SamPalasota
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@AP Lies have consequences
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@SamPalasota
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8 months
@AP Of his donors money 🤡
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@SamPalasota
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10 months
@BetoORourke Thank you gerrymandering for the one-sided "Supreme Court" of Texas.
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@SamPalasota
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6 years
@ReedTimmerAccu @breakingweather @accuweather The Cajun Navy is full of real everyday Heros! Saw that first hand during Hurricane Harvey.
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@SamPalasota
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7 months
@AP Ouch... I mean it's only like the 40th Russia/GOP smoking gun story
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@SamPalasota
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8 months
@P_Kallioniemi Daddy called him home
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@SamPalasota
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@HouseDailyPress A Generational Embarrassment 👇
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@SamPalasota
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@flea333 We all have cringe moments from back in the dah. Trust me... yours are much cooler man 🍻
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@SamPalasota
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7 months
@lindyli If I had 91 felony charges, I would be housed under the jail until trial.
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@SamPalasota
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11 months
@GregAbbott_TX Thank you to the Texas DPS and the soldiers serving! Unfortunately their Governor is lending their credibility to a guy facing 91 felony charges. Running mate?
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@SamPalasota
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@tbonier Behind the Constitution
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1 year
@Jim_Jordan Jim be like
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@SamPalasota
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8 months
@elonmusk The trove of Russian propaganda coming from the comments section is unreal!!!!
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@SamPalasota
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8 months
@SpeakerJohnson Imagine the dude who failed at building a replica Noah's Ark commenting on military tactics... that's where we are right now.
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8 months
@AP It's the Republican Playbook now. Used by Trump, MTG, and Kari Lake. It's pathetic they've stooped so low.
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@piper4missouri Barbed Wire is the new proud symbol of Texans?
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@SamPalasota
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8 months
@POTUS RIP Brothers & Sisters 🙏
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@SamPalasota
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6 years
@neiltyson @scifri You just got peer edited SON!!!
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@SamPalasota
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6 years
@nytimes Didn't he just get out of Federal Prison?
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@SamPalasota
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6 years
@flybrowell @ReedTimmerAccu @breakingweather @accuweather The bravery of these individuals is unreal. I worked with members of the "Texas Navy" & "Cajun Navy" and saw them risk every bit of their personal property, resources and themselves to save lives. Be safe out there!! You're in our thoughts #CajunNavy
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@SamPalasota
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@theliamnissan I'm sure the 'moral right' will unite and do the right thing for her during this hard time 🤣
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@krassenstein Daddy called him home
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@SamPalasota
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@brianschatz The "All Hat, No Cattle" Republicans lead by @SpeakerJohnson and @GregAbbott_TX
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@SamPalasota
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6 years
@AP "Verbal Commands" is the last thing hundreds of innocent people hear.
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@SamPalasota
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7 months
@EricG1247 Just wait until the world hears about this thing called January 6th. Then surely they'll see the big picture 🧐
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@SamPalasota
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@AP The humanitarian crisis in the making
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@AP A Generational Embarrassment 👇
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6 years
@TheOnion "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's animal cruelty"
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@AP Jesus was way into discrimination, right?
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@espn "First off, all glory goes to God" - Alexis Morris She can ball 🏀
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@BBCWorld Trump and MAGA know no shame
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@tedcruz Fear mongering much Ted?
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@SamPalasota
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@LoneStarLeft Because angry people are easily emotionally manipulated, and actively sought out
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@BlackKnight10k Rocky Mountain High
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8 months
@AdamKinzinger Russia is ranked 176 out of 197 countries for press freedom. It says A LOT that Putin would give an interview to Tucker Carlson....
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@SamPalasota
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3 years
@Alex08227577 @KyivIndependent Because Putin is re-establishing the USSR. Take a big step back and examine the bigger picture
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@RepMTG @TuckerCarlson Daddy called him home
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@MeidasTouch Maybe that's why they want to teach their own versions of history in home school 🤮
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@MarkHamill @ChadLindberg He's gone Nissan Rogue
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@SamPalasota
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1 year
@chicknmilkk @LetTheBirdDie @POTUS Texas Rep. Carrie Isaac just proposed to remove polling locations from Universities in Texas over "safety concerns"
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@SamPalasota
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@BarackObama As a healthcare provider, I want to send my utmost thanks to you and those who have fought to keep ACA. Healthcare is a basic need and a right. Thank you 🙏
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@SamPalasota
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@MtStHelensWA I think the scientific term for this is "Earth Steamies"
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@theliamnissan Bro... they literally have never seen Taken 3. FAFO
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@MS_Sambo_ Military Coup is what the "patriots" want? 🤣🤡
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@Victorshi2020 They also tried to pass a bill in Texas removing voting locations from schools. Why are Republicans afraid of students?
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@TheOnion "I thought Boogie Nights was about dancing" - Dad
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@tedcruz I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me. Matthew 25:35
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@TexasTribune @KUT Another shameful day for the Texas Chief "Law Enforcement" officer.
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7 months
@KeithOlbermann This feels like a bad acted scene from a Hallmark movie. No offense to Hallmark movies.
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@BBCWorld Colorado's Supreme Court must have actually read the Constitution
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1 year
@AP The "tough on crime" party sure is taking their sweet a$$ time with this felon.
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@TheOnion The Classic LT
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@RonFilipkowski Shutting down commerce is part of their plan 👇
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@ProjectLincoln @MikeJohnson You get what you deserve Mike
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@VivekGRamaswamy 🤣 If anyone of us had 91 felony charges we would be under the jail right now. Billionaires crying about justice 🤣
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@AP If I'm ever arrested I want trial by Senate
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@FoxNews Congratulations to Fox News for their 1st semi-anti Russia post this year 🍻🎉🥳🥇
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1 year
@Bayrunner87 @bookowl1918 @chicknmilkk @LetTheBirdDie @POTUS You managed to trash an entire American generation and be historically stupid in a single tweet while defending gerrymandering. That's... amazing... 🌟
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@hstarshot Today we are all a Midsized Economy Sedan 🤝
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1 year
@RpsAgainstTrump Thank you for standing up for Principles over Blind Ambition
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@SamPalasota
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6 years
@AP These AP deletes are getting more common :/
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@SamPalasota
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@usatodayDC Thank you for standing up for voters and against Texas Corruption
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@Bonkson_ @AP Call up the White House bro they'll give you some ammo and whistle prolly
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@TaraBull808 Daddy called him home
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@TexasMonthly Less Freedom more Kickbacks - Texas motto
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Bro... are we really talking about geography? Your dad loved the city of Belgium. How's the weather in Nipple and Button? 🤣
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@MrGeorgeWallace My headphones got swiped at the gym *Dun Dun*
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@ZaleskiLuke For example, when they 'went to bed' Trump was winning and when they 'woke up' Biden was winning. It's like they can't understand the fact that votes were continously being counted in that time frame. Boom, lack of object permanence.
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@SamPalasota
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@FoxNews Tens of cars peacefully exited a controlled highway to get gas and snacks, while confused drivers with JOBS tried to make it to lunch. Yall are the Boy that Cried Wolf and it's rather pathetic 😆
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@SamPalasota
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5 years
@bjcreigh @realDonaldTrump The standard deviation is (+/- 150)
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@SamPalasota
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@JohnCleese Power does not corrupt people, People corrupt power
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@SamPalasota
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@FoxNews The face of the Trump movement. Losing and blaming something else for your loss. Participation trophy incoming 🏆
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@SamPalasota
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@JohnCleese And on the 50th anniversary of the release of the movie "The Exorcist"... have you no shame sir?
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@morgfair Another shameful day for the Texas Chief "Law Enforcement" Officer
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@SamPalasota
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@Justinjpearson I wish I could vote for you sir, and I had someone like you as my rep.
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@Phil_Lewis_ For a guy that has overseen 60+ executions, he sure has a soft spot for certain murderers
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