Sahil Shah 🇮🇳
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Stand-Up Comedian, Pop Culture Enthusiast and Retired Time Traveler.
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I genuinely expected today to be a sad day.
For everyone online to gloat and show off.
But OMG Indians...wow.
Look at what we are doing. Proving a democracy is something to actually believe in. Proving that HATE never wins. Proving that sometimes enough is enough.
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My wife's company sent an emailer saying "Times are rough. Do what you can and if you don't feel like or can't work....it's okay. Take it easy. Your life is more important"
and I feel so so so many employers need to be as good as this.
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Remember this...today's a good day to know which celebs should still be loved and whom should be forgotten.
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Forget Cricket. I'm sitting in front of my TV screaming "India! India"
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Cancelling therapy for the rest of the year.
Today is all that was needed.
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Today Smriti Irani realised the real meaning of "Rishton Ke Bhi Roop Badalte Hai"
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Breaking: Akshay Kumar buys the rights to make a biopic on Neeraj Chopra
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I stand with
@iamsrk
and no matter what happens and what vendetta people have...I still will.
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All of these are clones of Hindustani Bhau.
We watched his videos. Laughed at his antics. Celebrated his entry into Big Boss.
Great. This is his legacy. This sick disgusting excuse of a human being.
Find him. Arrest him. And keep him away from any human interaction.
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Today I realized that we are the highest in COVID and the Lowest in IQ.
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I think it's high time we change the trending hashtag from
#AgrimaJoshua
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#ArrestShubhamMishra
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By celebrating the arrest of Rhea Chakraborty you're not celebrating the arrest of the person who "killed" Sushant but you're celebrating the success of people who actively "killed" journalism and decency in this country.
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Can we pls award BJP the "Distraction Of The Year" award ?
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Today my Uber driver looked at Antilla and said " Yeh Ambani ka jhopdi hai na?" and now it doesn't feel as grand anymore.
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I'm sorry but if we as a community are going to sit quiet while a fellow member is abused, threatened and also forced to bow down to pressure then we have failed.
As artists we have to keep standing for freedom of expression and rights or else we will never progress.
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Strange how the nation's love child Akshay Kumar is strangely silent right now.
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Had to keep this under wraps cause
@iamsrk
told me to...but I can finally reveal that ...YES I'M THE MAJOR CAMEO IN PATHAAN!
Please whistle when you see me in the theatre.
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Well done West Bengal...you managed to stop the virus from spreading.
Now focus on defeating Covid.
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Kangana's account has been suspended and I can officially declare that today has started on a wonderful note.
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I kept on wondering who the smiling dude on our rupee notes were. Thankfully I saw the Gandhi movie and understood!
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At least now we know why it sucks when one company owns everything.
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It's adorable how the newest episode of Last Week Tonight is not available in India because it criticises someone who is so scared of any criticism.
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Off late the Instagram algo has been suggesting
@iamsrk
related reels...and I have been watching ALL OF THEM and it's totally worth it.
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The ironic part of celebs tweeting
#IndiaAgainstPropoganda
is that they are spreading Propoganda.
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It's ironic how Twitter used to be the worst social media platform and yet has turned out to be filled with the nicest and most helpful people right now.
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If there's one celeb I have huuuuge respect for it's
@Actor_Siddharth
. Damn he's using his voice and using it well.
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So nice to see the people who love silencing you being silenced.
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I don't believe in Karma but I really hope that EVERY single asshole who is benefitting from this situation by either hoarding oxygen or raising this prices leads a shitty life filled with the worst things happening to any human.
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Aayega Toh Modi Hi...Par Uske Pehle Please Oxygen Bhejo.
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Journalists used to be fearless people who question the government and right now all I see are mindless people who are distracting people from questioning the government.
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You either have to be blind or completely heartless to try defending the government for the collosal fuckup and health crisis rn.
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My dream is to go to Prague and eat Paan Masala.
Yes.
Paan Prague Paan Masala.
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40! He passed away at 40.
We spend all our time thinking we have enough time to plan our life...but we don't. Life is incredibly short and unpredictable :'(
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If I've offended anyone's sentiments please accept my humble apology.
@CMOMaharashtra
@authackrey
@AnilDeshmukhNCP
@nitinraut593
@RajThackrey
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Hey
@hardikpandya7
forget a watch...for 1.5 crores I will walk around with you and tell you the time whenever you ask for it.
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Now I know why so many people want to leave Swades and go to Pardes.
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The Suez Canal problem would have been solved if only one Indian would have stood behind the ship and yelled "Aane De. Aane De".
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Updated Soft Kitty lyrics:
Silent Modi
Missing Modi
Doesn't Care For The Poor
Lying Modi
Deceiving Modi
Chor Chor Chor
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Forget John, Deepika or SRK....The best actor of
#Pathaan
is the pilot who avoided a missile and then casually said "Ladies and Gentlemen we are landing in Delhi"
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Dear Bhakts,
I can only imagine coming onto Twitter and seeing so much hate about the thing you love and hold dear and realising that no matter what you say you will be overpowered by the masses.
Anyways now you know how it feels.
Hugs.
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2020 is so bad that even Google is having an existential crisis.
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Making a movie about a couple that met at a Covid Testing Centre.
It's called Swab Ne Bana Di Jodi.
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The beauty of Laga Mangeshkar's legendary career is that every member in your family will have a fond memory with a different song of hers.
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Whatsapp suing the Indian government is just the right kind of drama I would love to watch.
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KANGANA ALWAYS SPOKE THE TRUTH!
Exactly.
She was blocked because she spoke the truth.
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Shoutout to Rannvijay for getting paid to be Shark Tank India's unskippable YouTube ad.
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Praising Modi's Virat Roop ended us getting rid of Kangana's Virat Poop.
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This is a
@fayedsouza
appreciation tweet. She's always there with a smile waiting to give us clarity on what exactly happened and answering all our doubts on what we need to know. There's a reason she's everyone's Faye-vrite.
Keep doing the good work you do!
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The fastest way to bypass Indian building security is to walk in with sheer confidence.
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Also my wife and I have bonded so much over our love for What We Do In The Shadows that I'd lose my mind if
@TaikaWaititi
just once said "Hello Deacon"
Or just said anything.
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The saddest thing about death is that you never get to see how much people loved you.
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My building society.
Hey Couples,
What is stopping you from having such a beautiful and cozy roof-top setup?
😍😍
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Oh no. Hearing shocking news of celebs cutting their Maldives vacations short and returning back to India. So sorry a pandemic inconvenienced their plans.
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Lately Uber has got a major problem where drivers call, ask for your destination and then cancel or don't move till you call them.
Anyone else faces this too?
@UberINSupport
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Post Pathaan...no matter where John Abraham goes...if there isn't a lady screaming "NA NA NA NA NA" around him...then I'm going to be dissapointed.
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Akshay Kumar has tested positive for Covid.
Waiting for his next movie where plays the role of Covaxin that saves the country.
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The Gen Z BJP song is hilarious:
"Vote Vote Vote Modi Is The Goat. We don't mean to brag. Modi is Gen Z Ka Green Flag"
Umm...did nobody think that releasing a song about Goats and Green Flags doesn't quite fit into the Hindu agenda?
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Twitter seems like a nice place after soooo many years *aasu aa gaye*
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If you think the Desi version of Friends is bad....wait till you see the actual show.
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Thank you
@Vadcitypolice
. People can't just get away throwing threats on the internet or abusing women for their own fame. This is a step in the right direction.
Vadodara City Police took suo moto action in respect of an abusive, threatening video which was uploaded and shared on Social media by Shubham Mishra.
We have detained him and initiated legal process for registration of FIR against him under relevent section of IPC and IT act.
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Family Man:
Season 1: Pakistan attacks India.
Season 2: Sri Lanka attacks India.
Season 3: China attacks India.
Season 4: Bhutan attacks India.
Season 5: Atlantis attacks India.
Season 6: Jadoo's planet attacking India.
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Bole Chudiya...
Bole Kangana...well actually not anymore.
Phew
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56 Inch Chest is afraid of a 22 year old girl.
Keep that in mind the next time he mentions it.
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Damn it.
I was just planning on going to KFC in my Hyundai Car.
Will have to cancel all plans now.
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DON 3 KAB AAYEGA? ANSWER US
@FarOutAkhtar
Don ko yaad rakhne ki zaroorat nahin kyon ki Don ko bhool jaana namumkin hai.
#14YearsOfDon
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I wish the right wing understood by cancelling gigs you're giving more fame to the artist and making his/her fans to watch them more! Dont worry
@munawar0018
we are with you!
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