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@SahMonDee
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True Life: I'm a total f*ckin bad ass.
Joined March 2009
I love that everyone is finally getting introduced to Gavin Newsom. On top of everything else, he’s dyslexic and memorizes every one of his speeches because he can’t read off teleprompters. He, ALSO, has a photographic memory. Real super villain shit.
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@tokesNthestars Oh I live in Los Angeles and to be clear, nothing about this statement was complimentary. The homeless people on Skid Row have effectively disappeared and I’m terrified to know what he’s done with them. He’s something, alright. Lol.
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@dem_i_____ I had an ex like this. And I was baffled. THEN I found out his mama was a hoe when she had him. AND his daddy was her pimp. Needless to say, I stopped asking questions about the family tree. 😂
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I’m getting real MAGA vibes from Ed & his mom. Cuz he hasn’t liked “Rebecca” from the beginning. #TheCircle
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@Luminary_Wings That’s why they’re so fucking mean & argumentative. You’d be upset too if there was never enough sleep to have or food to eat. Lol.
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@XtianEmiliano I knew this guy who worked for a security company and used to post footage of concerts like he was AT them. I saw him at the last OTR tour in that yellow jacket. Talk about a come-up.
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@talleyberrybaby I went to one Walmart where they have to take it out of the locked cabinet and lock it in another box to give to you to take to the register. I’ve never walked out of a store so quick.
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@royalepains AND an Apple Watch. Like this is Men in Black or some shit. Girl, have a seat okay??.
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@CerromeRussell Honestly, she was with the shits from the beginning. Because a white romper at an event where you have to used a porta potty is BRAVE.
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He’s the only one in that building doing his job and y’all goin fire him???.
Joe Biden’s dog has been removed from the White House after biting 11 people . 📸: Tasos Katopodis/ GettyImages
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@TheBaddestMitch My brain assumed “all the way through” meant through the entirety of the flight because this didn’t seem plausible. Alas…🤢.
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@IamShainaJaye You hear me say “yea, no, I get it” just know I’ma keep on my bullshit & you goin let me 😂😂😂😂.
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@8o8heartbreaks The voice notes are the best part of hinge. Men are extremely strange & they will let you know immediately.
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@crissles My mom just asked me if she needed to print her boarding pass after I downloaded the app AND put it in her apple wallet. I am TIRED.
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I’m really, really sick & tired of the tequila hand sanitizer.
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I was walking around Target last night randomly saying “Everett” in Lindsay voice 😂😂 I blame @WhatCrappens!.
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People who leave Amazon reviews; you’re doing the Lord’s work. I appreciate you.
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Why can’t y’all date people that actually like you!?!?!?.
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@CatwalkDarling My dad has a phone clip, a lanyard with his keys and, also, tucks his shirt in. Big black dad energy😂.
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I quit my job this weekend. After 7 whole years. When you know, you know.
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Wigs aren’t hats. Stop wearing em like that. And y’all know what I’m talking about.
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Letting your disabled child die in the fire and then getting on the news and telling EVERYONE feels illegal. Put that lady in jail, TODAY. Thanks.
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I will literally post exactly what you wanna see if you pressed. Tend to yo fuckin business & leave me ALONE. I am NOT the bigger person. Real Stuart Little over here.
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The girls that get it, get it. The rest of y’all tho….
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@talleyberrybaby Because if I show up in a skirt and top & you have on jeans and a hoodie, I will knock the Mario coins out yo dumbass. Why do we look like we don’t know each other??? Give a bitch the vibe. Shit.
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My ass has never looked better than in these @loookatmeimkiad flows shorts. I need to order every color.
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@isaac_mcb98 @twothickscoops Omg. That or “Is it busy tonight? You making a lot?” Just chomping at the bit, honestly.
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@jacoutthebox_ I use to squeeze up in my ex’s sweatshirts & wear em like a t-shirt. Keep playing with me.
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@jiggyjayy2 Right! I show up to my sneaky link’s house with flexi rods and a bonnet. Please be forreal.
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I found these pants I wanted from this boutique on SHEIN. And baby, the price difference. Y’all gotta keep it cute with these vendors. Google works.
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Why do people make 5 Facebook pages?? What is the appeal? Why do you like it there?.
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Why do niggas think being nonchalant & acting like you could live without me is gonna get my attention??? Sounds like you’re tryna reside on Friendzone Dr. to me.
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@freshalina I’m sick of Caesar playing in our faces like this. But I’ll be damned if I’m not gonna keep watching 😂😂.
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@XavierDLeau They replaced them in my apartment and now a lady SAYS “low battery”. I live alone and I have never been so terrified in my life the first time it happened. I changed it IMMEDIATELY 😂😂.
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@freshalina I LITERALLY just tweeted this exact quote. Cuz until he followed up with “she’s pregnant” I was like Princess don’t even sing, does she?? How she goin harmonize!?
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@samhell31 Do I get to participate?? I’m going either way, but I’m finna spell y’all into the ground, if so 😂😂.
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Y’all goin have to pry the crying laughing emoji from my corpse. I’m not giving it up. Idc Idc.
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If I’m ANYWHERE and the owner tells me I can leave and that he doesn’t need my money, you can best believe I’m finna walk out immediately. And not a single bill will be paid.
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