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There are people in this world who'd find fault and belittle every effort or gesture you make. Sometimes they come as friends or family members. Don't stretch yourself too thin trying to please them. It's an exercise in futility and you deserve better!💙
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I'm going to miss Thunder VPN with it's cute mascot running around looking for the strongest service for me
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Neverrr😂
Don't know his/her name : Chief
Unsure of hierarchy: Chief
Senior losing focus: Chief
Want to erect boundaries: Chief
Want to whine colleague: Chief
There are more Chiefs in Medicine than the entire Igboland😄
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As a doctor working in Nigeria, getting someone to love you properly should be foremost in your plans. Imagine going through this shitstorm just to end up with your opp as a spouse?!😭 Even the devil will leave your matter!💔
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I slept off during my convocation ceremony today 😭 ....although to be fair it was virtual and I had a rough call last night😅
So here's to a few added letters to the name🥂
Saamiabdul, MBBS,PGDA👩🎓🎓
Alhamdulillah 🌸
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Medicine will humble you!! 😂😂Your daily mantra will be God Abeg!🥺 You'll realise you're not that smart and it's only God that can save you 😂
#MBBSJourney
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Dear Houseofficer,
As you can see, very few people care about you in this profession(unfortunately). You're only as valuable as what you can do. Take care of yourself, eat well, if you're sick, take breaks. I promise you the hospital will be fine without you.
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Hating, mocking or teasing a person for something he/her cannot help is uncouth behaviour. You're really no better than he/she is.
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So a few letters were added to my name today😅....Medicine Bachelor;Bachelor of Surgery in the bag bi izinillah.
#FreshDoctorsOfUnimaid
#bridepricejustdoubled
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Namenj was been steadily giving guys lines to use from "Dama dake na fara haduwa da nayi aure tuntuni" to "Ni halina daban ne" trying to cause confusion 😂.
Stay focused Queens😉😄
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Knowing him for years and years, reading tributes about him, listening to people describe him, watching his funeral procession, you KNOW he was loved. May Allah SWT forgive your shortcomings Uncle Giddy.
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I think it's high time airlines start Kano to Maiduguri flights tbh
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You'll promise yourself to start reading for the next test early because this last minute reading is not it at all!, but guess who is doing the same thing next week?!
#mbbsjourney
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And the scary thing about life is it will go on, with or without you
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We know each other's family members and they know us as well. When our mums pray for us they do it in groups because she has acquired new kids. We become family tbh
Go to medical school and spend 6-8years with the same set of people, living in the same space, seeing the same shege. Then check your theory again.
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Post a random picture of you in the Month of October 😍
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I marked some EOP test scripts done by medical students and honestly I felt like going directly to class and bringing them to commence their residency in Anaesthesia. An absolute joy to read and mark🥰🥰. I definitely owe some of them lunch sometime soon.
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There's a way housejob will wire you ehnn....being a chronic MO will be soo tempting!! All those medical school dreams of specializing will disappear like politician's promises 😂
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you don't have Typhoid and Malaria. You probably just have malaria at most. That widal you want to send your doctor friend is just a waste of money. Drop that Amoxiclav or Ciprofloxacin you plan on taking. You don't need it
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Non clinical Clinical
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The funniest and most traumatic exam in medical school had to be Community Medicine MB6! They ran us heavy street!! I'm sure more than 75% of the class left that hall ready to resit the course. Some went to their rooms to cry. See ehn, Alhamdulillah ×1000
#mbbsjourney
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You see what's happening in the society these days and you realise those "restrictions" religion puts on us that you complain about actually prevents them to a large extent.
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I love love seeing medical students doing other things and thriving whilst in medical school. Very impressive. I think what kept us back was maybe lack awareness
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Who was suprised by the FMOH's statement?!
Definitely not me!😄
Our elders never disappoint!
This would be where NMA would step in but we all know that's not going to happen.
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With fathers, it's a linear graph between f*cking around and finding out😂😂
This is why single parenthood has drawbacks. Every parent has a unique role to play in every stage of a child's development
10-year-old child was disrespecting his mother, so she called a veteran to come and set the record straight 🫡
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Ladies,
Resist the urge,
Chew wet jeans
If the urge persists, get a mop and mop up the ocean.
And the least you could do kai kuma is to use that same reason that made you cover up her number to cover up her name if you had to post it.
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My Aspiring medic sisters....lord knows i miss you guys, you kept me sane,you bullied me into reading when i was not feeling it,you saved my ass a million times and i left college several sisters richer❤
@BintSheriff
@hauwamlawan
@AmmieyKwanda
@guramazainab
@Fauzeeyarh
5. The journey through medical school is a LONG one so it is important to have emotional support.
If you want to go through unscathed, it helps to have a squad.
This is necessary for everything from signing manuals to house parties when only medical students are in school
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Formation
Chokes
Asking for answers in the exam hall are all terrible things to do
There's nothing "normal" about cheating!!
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How Nigerians romanticize suffering will never cease to amaze me, to the extent of trying to shame people who seek easier alternatives.I remember someone asking me why i took a napep ride for a distance he judged to be a 'walkable'🙄.Izzit your money?!Or how woman try to shame...
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@anitaanioha
Sometimes when there's no signal and he sits down being all sad i leave the app because i feel bad for making him sad 😔
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I hate to sound pessimist but the health care system in Nigeria is a ticking time bomb. Trainers and trainees are leaving in droves. Nurses as well. Those who haven't left are leaving medical practice to delve in other fields. Who is going to train medical students? Scary times
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Finallyyyy!💃
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Dear whomever is reading this,know that You're enough!. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise 💙💙
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I hope you remember those hurtful, stereotypical & mostly untrue words you threw at a certain region, tribe, group of people or religion are not magically going away when you have to work or interact with Taiwo, Abubakar or Chinansa. What's ahead of us is more than what's behind
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People expect too much from others. That happiness you're looking for, you need to find it on your own, relationships only make you happier but the onus is on you to be happy. It's too much to ask of another person. You'll only end up disappointed in the end if you do.
Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position?
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Knowing when to stop is a blessing
Ability to take a hint is a blessing
There's no need to lose your selfrespect over transient feelings
There's no need to push someone to maltreat you just to get away.
There's no need to force friendships or relationships. Let some things go
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Me switching off my 6:30am alarm after almost a year of it terrorizing me gave me such joy😭. NYSC has used my eyes to see things😔. Whatever has a beginning surely has an end. Alhamdulillah
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I believe the unsung heroes in the healthcare system has to be the cleaners.They clean up after health workers,patients & their relatives several times a day sometimes without appropriate PPEs whilst being paid peanuts. Don't be an asshole,dispose your waste properly
& be polite.
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Dr Amina Hamza.A mathematician extraordinaire She was the reason for the first time in my life i started looking forward to mathematics class because she teaches you d concept, not just the formula.The Bold,Brilliant and Beautiful Malama.Intelligent women are the bomb!!🙌🙌
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November is Men's Health month
Dear XYs,
Hope you heal from all the things you don't talk about; the physical, emotional and psychological stuff. We see you🤗
Don't forget to be Nice to Men,they deserve it💙
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On this day 3 years ago,I finished medical school .The journey has been an interesting one Alhamdulillah. A few sheges seen and palpated😂, met some really good friends,mentors and colleagues. It'd be delusional to hope the path ahead will be easy but here's to hoping we succeed
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Anaesthesiologists...
Fine enough to take your breath away,
Skilled enough to bring it back 😉
#WorldAnaesthesiaDay
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I'm genuinely curious....people that think they have a good heart, how did they come to that conclusion?!
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Consultant during ward rounds next week:"So doctor you can dance like that but you don't know this small thing? No stuff!!!"
Okay Doctors are boring people 😭
I'm at ARD dinner at FMC Abeokuta. they called some Doctors to dance
They all doing like they've got Rheumatoid arthritis, ankylosing spondylitis, torticollis & Botulinum poisoning
They stiff like Mannequins..shake like you got Parkinson's😂
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Meanwhile "Doctors on the TL" and 🗣dhhgrrhjtexhjjyrd
Updated:
My Consultation rate here is N100,000 and it’s simply to answer your questions in the DM.
If we will arrange for a virtual meeting or telephone call, it is N150,000.
If you will have to come into my office for consultation I charge N250,000.
If any of the above
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Anyone interested in buying a slightly used Medicine degree with a post graduate diploma in Anaesthesia thrown in for good measure?! Also attached are mad cannulation skills 😄
I don tire abeggg🥲
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Having to feed people for days despite having just lost someone. Some people even complain about the size of the meat given🤦♀️
What has been normalized in funerals that's actually wrong?
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Why must we always be the ones making sacrifices? How much sacrifice is enough?! Your training can get extended through no fault of yours because of lack of manpower, you work under horrendous conditions, you get paid peanuts,your body breaks down, your mental health is in pieces
Q: Are you planning on increasing the salaries of medical practitioners in Nigeria?
Ali Pate: Anyone who asks me such a question I will say let them look at economics. There are other things beyond monetary compensation that are of value to individuals,
#PoliticsToday
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Now that international women's day is over I'd like to appeal to women to do better. You can't be the bane of every woman's existence in the office because you're in a position of power. Some of you are wicked and you know it😒. Do better!!!
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He called them souvenirs 😂 i want to be like you when i grow up😁. Congratulations Dr TJ
Alhamdullilah! Got inducted into the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria, BDS Bagged with some Souvenirs😌😁.
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My 5 favourite medical school phrases
There will be no lectures tomorrow morning
The test will be MCQ/BEST OF FIVE
Bring your logbook lemme sign
The medical students can go
Tomorrow is Public holiday
My least favourite phrase..
Lets take one or two presentations
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MO REVIEW
12 months of grueling training
12 months of a few calm and many not so calm calls
12 months of learning to work together despite circumstances
12 months of unanswered calls and left-on-seen messages
12 months power naps and red eyes
12 months of funny moments and..
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But,but...."The doctors were put to shame" dey sweet for testimony ma🌚😂
By the way,
If you have babies from Assisted Reproductive Technology, it is ok to say "We thank God for a successful IVF procedure".
It does not invalidate your testimony nor diminish the power of God in your life.
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What happened to treating your colleagues like your brothers?! Or do you starve your siblings?! Do you prevent them from getting their hard-earned pay with no concrete reason or explanation?! Do you still overwork them?!If this is the brotherhood we want no part if it!!
#mdcn
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After all this Fatima Habeeb deserves a full body massage, a vacation where her every need is taken cared of before she even thinks of it.
May Allah SWT grant her all her desires in this world and the next. What she did and is doing deserves a national honour/award
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@Abduljaafar_
Nigerians have a numbers problem 😂 we just call out estimates and percentages off the bat.
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You have to be the lowest level of gutter sludge, the most primitive lifeform,to call you an animal will be an insult to God's creatures if you politicize a fire disaster to make it tally your stupid political take. People have lost entire livelihoods fgs!! You utter scum!!!
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It's another beautiful day to tell you that widal is a useless test and you don't have typhoid. Leave that ciprofloxacin alone!!!!
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4 years into the practice & looking back, there's so much to be thankful for. Alhamdulillahi Hamdan Katheeran.
A few letters added to the title, a whole lot of experiences & also got to meet some wonderful people along the way.
The prayer is not to lose ourselves in the end.
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It's not easy being a man gaskiya, especially in this economy. May Allah SWT bless your various hustles.
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Prof Emeritus Umaru Shehu,He embodies humility & simplicity. First time i had an encounter with him was during our MSS walimah whilst i was in primary 5, he'd always be punctual,sit quietly, wait for the program to start & deliver his speech. Year in,year out. I didn't realise...
PROFESSOR UMARU SHEHU 👏😳🇳🇬
Professor Umaru Shehu Maiduguri from Borno state is the first Emeritus from Northern Nigeria.
He is the first head of department, Department of Community medicine ABU Zaria; former vice-chancellor of the University of Nigeria Nsukka; former sole
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One of my legit fear is marrying someone who thinks every thing ought to be shared on social media. You can't even breathe properly without a camera shoved in your face. "Don't do this, do that I think it'd be cuter". Abeggg ooo😭😭
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They've developed appetites and have lifestyles that even they themselves cannot afford in the name of "princess treatment".
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If these Comrade jokes don't make you laugh i can only say May Allah SWT ease your affairs
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People really don't look like what they've been through, so instead of saying "So so is so lucky they have this and that" "they've not suffered like i have", just pray Allah puts barakah in what you have and mind your business!!.Life is not a competition
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Dear Chiefs,
You can make things easier/better for your junior colleagues without compromising on the quality of the training. Avoidable suffering shouldn't be a badge of honour in Medicine.
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Dear Overthinker,
Take a deep breath and let it out slowly.
All those scenarios are only in your head,
Just let go,everything will fall in place bi izinillah. ❤
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THERE IS NO REASON TO SHOUT AT YOUR JUNIOR COLLEAGUES. You're not a dog, stop barking!.
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To whom it may concern...As you post peng pictures of your guys at a wedding, kindly attach handles/marital status .....So that members can know whether to activate crush mode and/or proceed to the DM.Thank you in anticipation of your future cooperation.🤗
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Alhamdulillah.May Our ibadaat be accepted and our sins forgiven.May the positive changes we've acquired in this Ramadan remain with us.May we live to witness many more Ramadans in future inshaaAllah. A big thank you to those who shared reminders to our TLs. Jazakumullahu khairan.
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Nigerian love to glorify suffering. Yes there's dignity in the struggle but if comfort comes embrace it wholeheartedly. As long as your source of income is legit soft life is the goal
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