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40 years of defunding education has its drawbacks
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The greatest gymnast ever recognized that she wasn't prepared to compete.
To do so would have risked her life.
I mean, those are the stakes when throwing your body many feet into the air.
So she withdrew.
A lot of dudes who can't do five pushups have thoughts.
Amazing.
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The living embodiment of the better angels of our nature.
A truly great American.
RIP, sir.
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True Story:
I saw this man throw a football 60+yards ON A ROPE to a faster than expected DeadHead on a beach in Florida once.
Bob has Jeff George level talent.
Original
@GratefulDead
member Bob Weir on the sidelines before today's NFC Championship 🎶
@49ers
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Shouldn’t you be out claiming to be a Christian while knocking the nickels out of a bunch of dudes you’re not married to?
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I held Ed King's '59 Les Paul in my hands tonight.
That is all I have to report for now.
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Wow, tons of people on here saying this is awful and anyone that finds it funny is sick.
I have five brothers.
This isn't sadistic.
This is just something that happened before lunch. Give him a grilled cheese and he'll fine.
Most likely he's already paid this back.
Relax.
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Tina Turner isn't in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.
It's 2021.
Seriously - could there be a more scathing indictment?
What a shit show.
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I spent 6 hours at the ER last night with my kid, who's thankfully ok.
Only I wasn't IN the ER - I was outside the ER.
In the parking lot.
Because of Covid.
So all the anti-vaxxers can go walk into the fucking ocean.
It ain't about you.
It's about literally everybody else.
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Led Zeppelin I was released on 1/12/69.
Led Zeppelin II was released 10/22/69.
Led Zeppelin III was released 10/5/70.
Led Zeppelin IV was released 11/8/71.
Not a bad 35 month stretch.
@ledzeppelin
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Sure, they’re idiots.
But anyone else think it’s weird they’re listening to a song that was released 33 years ago? I love GNR, but I was alive when they hit.
When I was 21, I wasn’t rocking out to Perry Como records.
Diamond Lake in Cass County, Michigan just now:
A COVID-19 Petri dish...
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It's about time they started arresting adults for wearing Garanimals in public
You’re gonna wanna watch this.
“You’re violating my personhood.”
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In Dallas, watching
@luka7doncic
in person for the 2nd time in three days, contemplating becoming a season ticket holder which would mean I'd probably have to move here which actually sounds like a great idea since he's only 22 years old and hot damn I love basketball. The end.
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@KristmasKid
@RexChapman
Congrats man - you just outed a man who outs his past every single day.
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The
#NFL
has found that 11 of the 12 balls used by the
@Patriots
were in fact Nerf Turbo Screamers.
#DeflateGate
http://t.co/JmzqTG8KGj
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@_SJPeace_
@RexChapman
He will die soon thankfully. Let’s find out who he is and do some tracing on his bloodline. Helps to know how many infected offspring there are.
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Fact about Australia - every single animal down there can and will kill you if given the chance.
Every. Single. One.
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Pencil Dicks Unite!!
Just in case you think that a president’s words don’t matter.
This is Trump’s America.
Words matter...
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LeBron, moments from now to the media: "I take the blame here. I know JR better than anyone, and I didn't remind him of the situation in real time before each of George's free throws. My mistake, won't happen again".
#NBAFinals
#nba
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Beggars Banquet was released on 12/6/68.
Let It Bleed was released on 11/28/69.
Sticky Fingers was released 4/23/71.
Exile On Main Street was released on 5/12/72.
Not a bad 39 month stretch.
@RollingStones
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This schtick was funny when it was about Oasis breaking up, or the end of The Sopranos - this one takes the cake, tho
Live look at the White House bunker where Trump is trying to stop the counting of ballots.
The internet remains undefeated...
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Hey
@PrimeVideo
- do the right thing and give
@ScottThompson_
@DaveSFoley
@BrucioMcCulloch
@Mark_DMcKinney
and
@kevinthekith
whatever they need to produce high quality entertainment forever.
There.
I've peacefully said my piece.
Don't piss me off.
Do it.
Now.
@KITHOnline
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Well, of course they did.
I swear it's almost as if the folks in charge of the economy have no idea how human beings operate.
Hmm.
When a California city gave people a guaranteed income, they worked more — not less
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Numbers can be intimidating, Chaz.
Unvaccinated: 6.1 deaths per 100k
Vaccinated: 0.5 deaths per 100k
Boosted: 0.1 deaths per 100k
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The Thread of all Threads
When I hear men worshipping guns and talking about how there’s nothing that will stop them from defending their family, my mind goes to Naaman in the Bible. Do you remember Naaman? He was a great military leader, and he also had leprosy.
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Afraid of Zika? Then put up some bat houses. Wear long sleeves. Whatever - let's just NOT kill all the damned bees.
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First they came for The Dixie Chicks, and I did not speak out, for I was not a Dixie Chick
The list of country artists calling me is growing by the day who are saying they're being "muzzled" by the industry when it comes to them expressing their frustration and anger about the targeting of conservatives, and suppression of free speech by the powers that be.
#BlackBall
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If this man were dragged by a horse around the Southern tip of Manhattan, well, that'd be something, huh?
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Happy first birthday to this little number, and eternal thanks to all who've read it.
Cheers!
@Steven_Hyden
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Just saw my daughter off to her last day of high school.
I don't really feel anything right now, which means that within a few hours I will completely crater and spend the afternoon locked in the fetal position.
Good times.
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He’s immediately calculating the damage an IPhone can do to a human skull at maximum speed
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I auditioned, unsuccessfully, for the part of Kurt von Trapp when the
#PennyrilePlayers
put on TSOM in 1978.
It still stings, of course, this this helps.
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A source told me in 1974 that Bubble Yum was made from spider eggs.
Also that during the recording of "Love Rollercoaster" by The Ohio Players, a woman was stabbed to death in the studio and you can hear her screams on the track.
🚨 A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel.
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To be Black in America is surely to be exhausted beyond anything I can imagine
No Kenosha police officers will be charged in the Jacob Blake case.
Wow. Just - wow...
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Fuck Bill Cosby.
Fuck everyone who books him.
Fuck everyone who buys a ticket.
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Levon.
The surest hands in rock n roll. Never, ever, dropped the ball.
Nine years gone.
But here forever.
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Sheesh
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Winner
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Can’t quite shake the sadness that hit me like a Mack truck watching
@BarackObama
on
@60Minutes
tonight.
My God, how far short we’ve fallen of this country’s promise in just four years with the living obscenity that is
@realDonaldTrump
.
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NOTHING says Merry Xmas like burning down one's own school
Teachers accidentally bought outdoor fireworks for the Christmas play...
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Taylor was a marvel. Relentless.
He was a wonderful man.
This won’t make sense. Ever.
Godspeed.
💔
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Every word
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Band meeting
#89
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Best short film you’ll see today.
I can’t stop laughing.
Guys are hilarious...
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The return of my favorite 90’s band!!
THE SHOW YOUR GRANDPARENTS WOULDN’T LET YOUR PARENTS WATCH IS BACK!
Filming has begun on The Kids in the Hall’s 8-episode Amazon Original series in Toronto. Below is photographic proof that we can still occupy the same physical space.
#wereback
#kidsinthehall
@PrimeVideoCA
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This happened regularly in Hoptown, believe me.
We’d play until the ball wouldn’t bounce anymore.
Montana.
He shoveled the whole court just to shoot in a snowstorm. Basketball is life.
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5/23 five shot in SC
5/21 three shot in IN, four in WA
5/20 eight shot in CA
5/19 seven shot in IL
5/18 five shot in Philly
5/15 five shot in CA, seven in NC
5/14 thirteen shot in Buffalo
Lemme know which bodies are cold, would ya?
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Umm....when the HUMAN HIGHLIGHT REEL throws this out there...well...I am actually flat out speechless
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To me nothing will ever top Prince singing "Purple Rain" in the driving rain.
I can't even begin to imagine what could.
But if you think last night was the greatest, you're right.
If you think it was Gaga, The Boss, U2, or Beyonce...you're right.
That's why music always wins.
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So, safe to say that George was sitting on a few tunes.
11/27/70
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Chase Rice just went from
“some dude I’ve never heard of and from the looks of him I sure as hell would never listen to”
all the way to
“Chase Rice that flaming asshole!” in one day.
Which is kind of impressive actually.
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As per usual, the homemade cheesesteak meat product of choice is here to clear up a few things
how do you determine if a source is “credible?” well, it's an incredibly complex question. you need to understand the outlet and author's track record, their editorial process, associations, funding, audiences (market), critiques, and the influence of their work, for starters
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What movie screws your plans up more than Shawshank?
I flip to any scene - I’m stuck.
Seriously - what else compares?
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Van Halen (with Pete Angelus) back in the day.
Just kids. Look at them.
Man…
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@kendellmarvel
@jstmeinmo
Of course, the funniest thing is that Joel Osteen doesn't believe in hell.
Or heaven.
Or anything he's built his empire of bullshit upon.
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I keep thinking about
#JohnPrine
and the fact that no matter where he was, or what he was doing, he was always surrounded by folks that thought they really knew him.
And that damned sure loved him.
And were grateful for his company.
Always.
What a thing to walk around with.
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If i was a coke dealer my name would be mister blowjangles thank you
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"Few of them can imagine anyone doing anything as a matter of principle: Once you’ve sold your own soul, you are loath to believe that anyone else has kept theirs."
@RadioFreeTom
on point.
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This fucking mollusk doesn't realize you can swear in on the Sunday comics if you choose.
Or a copy of "Fear and Loathing on The Campaign Trail '72".
Or nothing.
Again - fucking mollusk.
Marjorie Taylor Green is acting all innocent today saying she doesn’t believe crazy things anymore.
This was her looking for Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib to force them to retake their oaths on a Bible. That was only February of 2019.
Same person...
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Jimmy Carter put solar panels on the roof of The White House in 1979. (Ronald Reagan, of course, had them removed)
Scientists have been banging this bell for well over four decades.
Stupid eggheads.
What do they know about the free market?
“New data suggests a massive collapse of the ice shelf in as little as five years. “We are dealing with an event that no human has ever witnessed,” says one scientist. “We have no analog for this.” Omg.
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As a child, I had expectations that lava flows would factor into my life a lot more than turns out to be the case.
Hawaii:
This is not a time-lapse video.
A river of lava moving at an incredible speed...
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In middle school, this young lady’s stepdad used to leave a Post-it note on her door before he left for work each morning to inspire her.
That was six years ago.
Well, she kept all of those notes and just surprised him with a gift from the heart.🌎❤️
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The past is never dead. It's not even past.
58-years ago today Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his incredible ‘I Have A Dream' speech — during the March on Washington for Jobs & Freedom on August 28, 1963.
Here it is — in color…
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Josh Hawley with an "irregardless" just to annoy me even more
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Trump is everything that every coach I ever had worked hard to keep me and my teammates from becoming.
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That In Memoriam segment was the best thing I've ever seen on The Grammys by nine miles
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This should be retweeted every few months.
Anyone in any doubt about who the coolest Beatle was, I heard this story about George Harrison from Phil Collins years ago, and was reminded of it on a podcast recently. It’s brilliant. Enjoy.
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I always go back to
@marcmaron
- "Nobody who voted for this guy would buy a used car from him." (paraphrasing)
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You’re a crazy person who cares about all life SO much that your state is ranked:
#37
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#39
in teen births
#42
in children concentrated in high poverty areas
#46
in child poverty overall
#47
in public health
#50
in education
Today, I signed into law the Alabama Human Life Protection Act. To the bill’s many supporters, this legislation stands as a powerful testament to Alabamians’ deeply held belief that every life is precious & that every life is a sacred gift from God.
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I can neither confirm nor deny that...oh, shit...never mind.
Confirmed.
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The craziest part of this is, of course, who the drummer for Oasis 2022 is going to be.
Just sayin....
I intend to retire as solo artist after album no3 as I have just had a call from my brother begging me to start oasis again in 2022 if you believe in life after love c’mon you know LG x
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How many hours a day are there in the Ozarks?
These people get more shit done in a day than I do in a month.
#ozarknetflix
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"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should..."
Armed insurrectionists in Richmond don’t even know what gun laws they’re protesting. Awkward.
H/t
@andrewkimmel
#valeg
#VirginiaRally
#gunsensemajority
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30 years ago today, my band joined Metallica on McCartney’s G-5 to fly from London to Moscow to play a show in front of 600,000 people the following day.
(That’s a pretty wild sentence, sure, but hey, what can I say…it was a wild time)
📸 1
#johnnycolt
📸 2 and 3
@RossHalfin
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When I first saw
@RexChapman
play at the Hopkinsville Dirt Bowl, I totally would have believed he’d be a monster NCAA and NBA player.
Didn’t see the King of Twitter thing coming, tho.
(Of course, this was like 1981 so, you know...that’d have been weird)
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