The Koala
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@wulverined
“who would publish something like this!!”
(me with September issue shaped belly)
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Honestly I would not be able to identify Bryce Hall from any other SAE boy
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Hope yall ready for a digital paper, don’t think we abandoned you
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sdsu flex sounds like a name for the new arc, NOT a name for my downfall
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print a syllabus? In this day and age?
I prefer downloading it 17 times over the semester so I can ctrl F the important stuff on an as needed basis
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Mom can you pick me up the daily aztec is trying to be relatable on twitter again
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if i see adela’s apology sticker on anyone’s hydroflask i’m just going to assume you’re a cop
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@SDSU
you CANT say you care about people of color and then accept racists into the school.
What the fuck kind of dissonance is this?
Why does this keep happening with some of your students?
Anything to fill your wallets, right?
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noooo sdsu don’t switch to virtual classes, you’re so sexy aha
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can u try to get money to fix the campus we already have
My heartfelt thank you to Mrs. Dianne Bashor for her incredible generosity. Her extraordinary gift is an important investment in the future of SDSU and the San Diego community.
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the people have spoken sorry guys
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imagine being in online veterinary school rn,, like bro just download Nintendogs smh
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Say it with me:
FUCK !!!!! ICE !!!!!
This is bad. ICE just told students here on student visas that if their school is going online-only this fall, the students must depart the United States and cannot remain through the fall semester.
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Online classes have led to increased drug use in at least one observed participant (me)
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if only sdsu's power got transferred to the people instead :/
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just turned in an essay that was due March 17th, what’s up folks.
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is Being Homophobic the trait of a leader?
A.S. presidential candidate and IFC President Steven Plante issued a statement Sunday night apologizing for his use of a homophobic slur in a GroupMe message.
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I get a fight or flight reaction whenever I open up blackboard
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Staying neutral is synonymous with being selfish.
Trying to minimize the amount of people who disagree w you? Trying to not get hate comments from people who you shouldn’t even be friends w in the first place?
You care about your image more than black lives. Selfish.
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since we won’t be able to make use of campus, will you lower our tuition .
@sdsu
? I know you greedy, but won’t you have mercy on us
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If you’re having trouble figuring out how much you should donate...
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Even we wouldn’t stoop that low
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When a kid dies but you can’t get drunk on Tuesdays anymore :////
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if canvas is down then maybe it should pick itself up by its bootstraps
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so, we storm SDSU Parking & Transportation Services on our motorized boards, bikes, and scooters -- they can't fight us all
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mug me, I fuckin dare You
I wanna see the look on ur face when you realize all you're gonna get is an iPhone 5 and a redID
BITCH I don't even have money for scantrons
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if we can’t caption an instagram photo “sprang breakkkkk” then we have nothing
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hey we will be hosting one big (covid safe) orgy at the four seasons landscaping parking lot
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this guy named J Luke Wood keeps emailing,, do you think he’s hitting on me? 😌🙈
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@SDSU
I spent my savings and am now in debt so I could further my education (and yes, I have fafsa)
Tell me why the FUCK do I have to pay $100 to graduate and leave the school
Don’t y’all have enough of my money?
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Gotta start putting these names on a spreadsheet. There’s too many to keep track.
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@SDSU
, thoughts?
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first issue of the year comes out next week. it’s gonna be awesome, good, and epic!
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Hey, SDSU, what the fuck? Come on now, do better. Oh, and
@SDSU
, don't think we didn't see your weak ass response. Must we remind everyone you permitted white supremacist groups to use campus facilities? You reap what you sow. This is not okay. Now go do something about it.
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New course added for the Fall 2020 semester:
MKTG475: Advanced Marketing
Taught by Professor Kris Jenner
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ah yes, it is until the day after my exam that adela sends out this pretty little email
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please set up an appointment to get tested for covid so you don’t accidentally kill your grandparents this holiday. log into your Health E Connect, bastards..
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what if we kissed at the Nintendo Switch Together Tour and we're both trying to get ten QR scans so we can get exclusive Nintendo Swag which includes a fanny pack and mario mustache 🙈 🙊
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@sdsu
our tweets are questions, not statements. Will you please address what your plan is for tuition and fees?
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when Adela hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's la Torre
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PSA: There are now TWO roller bladers on campus. They may team up and take unicycle guy head on...
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!! if you haven’t voted yet there’s no wait at the Viejas arena !!
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i didn’t hear enough about professor rapp this semester. disappointing..
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Marijunia IS my church. the alc IS my savior. pls be respectful of ALL faiths
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@SDSU
why are u building a whole ass new campus when the current one has extremely subpar facitilies?? u gotta love yourself before u can love anyone else 😩💔😥
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Rest easy kids, roller blades guy is BACK. Now let's hope unicycle guy is out here somewhere..
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Shout out to my professor who is still giving an online midterm today
REMINDER: The Library, including 24/7 will be closed today. Beginning Tuesday, March 16, the 24/7 Study Area in the Library addition will reopen and be restricted to SDSU employees and currently enrolled students with a valid RedID.
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Y’all are getting way too horny for our “shit” newspaper. Call us 😘
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god’s not dead?? oh yeah? then explain sdsu’s financial aid office..
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hey,
@SDSU
, now is not the time to be silent. this is not the only post we've seen about what happened. the student body is aware, anxious, and gains nothing from being kept in the dark. victim confidentiality is important, yes, so respect the person, but speak to the issue.
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guys if the teacher glitches for more than 15 minutes we get to leave
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bcb coffee is absolutely not delicious but i am very thirsty for some bcb coffee rn
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I come to class to SIT and LEARN, not to PHYSICALLY MOVE AROUND DESKS and TALK TO OTHERS
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Breaking News: Adela once again spends our tuition money to name a building after a “really nice dead white man.”
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Healthy relationships with a lot of communication lowkey do be hittin 👀
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my prof gave me a C+ instead of the C we both knew I deserved
it’s the little things (such as a .3 difference) that count
:,)
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sorry, gimme a sec dude, I gotta crouch down for exactly 2 minutes bc it's The Great California Shakeout
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when you change your major during your fourth year
In the May issue of Vogue,
@KimKardashian
reveals that she’s studying to become a lawyer. She’ll be taking the bar exam in 2022.
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Bruh. How do people wear such tiny shorts and not chafe? I'm about ready to start a fucking fire with my inner thighs
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As many of you have seen, there is a tweet circulating around that sheds light on inexcusable behaviors exhibited by one of our EICs. We do not condone the inappropriate and hurtful actions displayed by this individual. They have subsequently stepped down from their position.
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Late nights.. thinking about adella.. adella de la torre please respond to my emails
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idk how to tell you guys that the koala is not god
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True heartbreak is realizing you can’t put your in-person lectures on 2x speed
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*charges twice as much for graduation than the other years*
*isnt even having graduation*
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just thinkin back to a few months ago when sorority girls were "literally soooo pregnant" with their littles for about a week before the reveal.
in conclusion, we need to Plan B the fuck out of greek life
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Changed one class to credit/no credit but it turns out I would’ve gotten an A god damn
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