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Pele logging into his instagram account one last time to increase the total goal count in his bio by 10
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@the_binp
@3ncrypt10nb0y
I'm from Montenegro and it's actually a 100% chance.
It's the equivalent of a late 2000s meme, it got printed out on cups and TShirts sold as souvenirs on the beach every summer for gods sake
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@RustyBUCKETS321
What the fuck does 2K need 150GB for though. It doesn't even have an open-world map or anything.
Microsoft Flight Simulator literally has THE PLANET in it and it's like 150GB I think
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@AmandaParot
@smolbitcoin
@Citizen09372364
@KhalkeionGenos
So you guys wanted tighter control over immigration and more security in general but voted overwhelmingly left wing?
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@ArchysLife
@TransAndMerican
45+?!
Even if you are seeing *35+* temperatures in the summer, I don't see how that's tolerable between like 10AM-6PM without an AC
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@RustyBUCKETS321
Wemby watching another Sochan playmaking set after Jokic's 12th consecutive layup
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@extradeadjcb
People have no idea what's coming by 2030 when the overwhelming majority of Millenials hit their late 30s.
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@vergilswarrior
Always hated how the bugs actually provided a cover for what is inherently an incredibly mediocre game even if we assumed it has 0 bugs.
The story falls off a cliff after the intro 8 hour part and there is nothing else to really do in the game.
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@RustyBUCKETS321
I suppose I can rejoice as a Knicks fan because Julius Randle is apparemtly the best player in the league now, given how much Thibs loved giving him 40 minutes per game
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@theCyberZon
@NetsDaily
Fellas were engaging in debates as Dr J and Kareem stans in real time, this is insane
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@extradeadjcb
Boys wrestling in their playtime is vital in teenage years
You insantly learn how much difference even 10 pounds can make. It was probably so bad 40 years ago when that Kung-Fu/Ninjutsu craze was around. Loads of skinny kids must've gotten deluded into a beatdown of a lifetime.
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@v3leedsinfidel
Me when I've witnessed a legitimately fun half of football but there hasn't been enough midfield compactness and blocked halfspace crosses
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@Civilian1A
@Howlingmutant0
@GravitysRa1nbow
.... And one day, for no reason at all, a pair of skyscrapers just fell in perfect unison.
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@StryderCOYG
@COYGGGGG
@MakThatGuy
What's the 6'11 Giannis supposed to be doing then, crossovers like prime AI?
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@RitersOfRohan
@MarkMoonfang
@ShitpostGate
Yeah how could they have waged war against the beacon of peace and tolerance that the 1940s Japan was ☹️
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@RustyBUCKETS321
Me when Giannis drops 40-15-8 on us on 60% shooting in a 20 point blowout but then I see Randle played 5 minutes more
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@Babygravy9
Kanye might be off his rocker but he is 100% right when it comes to trying to protect his children from that woman
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@odenhead
@SirHarksalot
Bob was just as born for Jimmy as Steve was born for Michael tbh, both among the greatest casting jobs of all time
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@RustyBUCKETS321
@zaysinterIude
Tony, of course, being famously known for his sound judgment calls
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@RustyBUCKETS321
They tried to tell me this is the Jokic and Embiid era with a straight face when Hartenstein is right there lmao
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@10blended
Blended Sr when he saw "A man's guide to wearing rings" on his son's computer after he had to kill 7 chetniks barehanded to get him over to Austria 25 years ago
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@JohnRoche16951
@Sokrajicek
@AConcernedPare2
@realgirl_fieri
This is an echo-chamber, dude.
They are gaslighting each other into being able to defy the laws of physics and keep the same amount of weight no matter the calorie input/output.
They are looking for affirmation, not practical advice.
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@TSmitty3000
@Kazeem
Brock fucking Lesnar is only like an inch taller than Steph and Kyrie lmao
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@MalesOfReddit
Crying my eyes out at the fact that this dude is FULLY aware that he is a man and is essentially just whining about it 💀
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@MalesOfReddit
The more these "people" are convinced they pass, the bigger the chance of them looking like a Xenomorph is
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@RustyBUCKETS321
Stockton/Malone would be in the Brunson/Randle convos if they played today lmao
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@hoopvenue_
I have been following basketball for a long time and how player reputations work is still genuinely an enigma to me
KAT was seen as a neck-and-neck prospect with Embiid when he got drafted. He'll earn 60M per year soon.
38/24/89 shooting splits vs Dallas. Not a PEEP about him.
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@hoopvenue_
Talking about alien physical talents, 7'3 human driving like your run-of-the mill PG in 1985.
He would have been tried for witchcraft if he came over to the NBA pre-injuries
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Me trying to be a quantum physicist through personal experience without reading books
Reading books is for losers who are afraid to learn from life.
So they try and learn from the life OTHERS have lived.
But you never REALLY learn unless you lived it.
You must feel it to believe it.
Books are a total waste of time.
Education for cowards.
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@extradeadjcb
On the flip side,some kids just have bad vibes
Even with over a decade of perfect parenting they can still turn into a degenerate because of stuff completely out of one's own control
Its always a dice roll at the end of the day,all you can do is tilt the odds as much as you can
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@vergilswarrior
They didn't catch ENOUGH heat for the state it was realeased in, if anything.
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@SlumRNA_Dog
>A good joke is usually grounded in reality.
I guess transgenderism is just a *bad* joke then.
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@Calibaneur
I'm a Slav and a majority of my exes could probably go lift for lift with him in a weight room.
Getting slapped wasn't even a game anymore with the 5'11 one, I actually had to employ a guard and head movement when she'd get irate.
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@Howlingmutant0
@jacksonhinklle
"The Soviet man was GOD-FEARING in spreading COMMUNISM" btw 😭😭😭
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What the fuck are these Real Madrid mongrels in the stands even jumping up and down for?
No one can convince me they are actually still experiencing dopamine rushes off these con-jobs in the CL anymore.
This is like the 9th time this has happened to you man, drop the gimmick.
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@Babygravy9
Honestly 90% of my character development happens when I doze off staring into a wall
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@RustyBUCKETS321
Star Wars can't compete outside of the 70s and 80s plumber and firemen era sadly
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@mellophiIiac
@BonGos__
Can't Du Bois canonically shake off literal cardiac arrests on high enough Endurance checks?
Light while watching a random decrepit alcoholic on the street outright tank the Death Note:
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@Jakedoinstuff
@MaceAhWindu
Laughably shallow and unearned compared to what is being cooked up in the books:
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@Paracelsus1092
@themamabun
Nothing is touching orcas in the water or polar bears on the land though, you could argue only one can be truly at the top and they're those guys
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@ml27___
Holy SHIT this is like when a 38 year old clearly washed player suddenly has one masterclass where he turns the clock back for a single night
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@extradeadjcb
China's biggest achievement is somehow being able to make NATO the unquestionably morally correct choice in a hypothetical conflict
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@LostxSawce
@RustyBUCKETS321
My brother in Christ that was THE most platonic friendship I've ever seen in any form of media
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@andyblarsen
@NonCasualFann
@TheNBACentral
@CroesFire
Buddy you should've just went with Jokic, Quickley and Kessler, and no one would've batted an eye.
Like this you've pretty much admitted that you looked at advanced stats in case of YOUR guy only.
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@1S777n_ac_ks33
@extradeadjcb
It can work if he just strongarms it successfully.
Tito managed to hold godamn Yugoslavia together for 35 years without a hiccup.
The question is what happens after the succesful dictator dies. The answer is nothing good.
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@dalsault
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Tyson couldn't beat a chimpanzee, nevermind a gorilla in a hand to hand fight.
These things aren't built the same as us. You can't really do anything against that type of disparity in muscle/bone density and anti-social violence (they'd just target his testicles and eyes first)
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@RustyBUCKETS321
By far the funniest thing about this current Lakers narrative is AD in the smack dab middle of his prime getting less criticism than a fossilized Lebron lmao
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@ReaganLodge
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I didn't think much of them at first, but then the 4th one felt like a severe gut punch that made the first 3 pages look like a mix of Rembrandt and Dostoevsky in comparison
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@extradeadjcb
Americans should count themselves lucky it's just 10 billion this time instead of about 2 trillion.
Would hate to see another pair of skyscrapers go up in flames
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@MalesOfReddit
The events of BCS and Breaking Bad had some rough after-effects on Huell Babineaux 😢
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@EmGoatFan
@KnicksBeast
You've just seen Mitch hold your team to 50% shooting in the paint (including the restricted area), man.
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@MalesOfReddit
"I have better things to do with my life than to explain my own existence to people"
Mainly because he'd have to come to terms with the fact that "she" doesn't exist at all with even a modicum of critical thinking lol
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"Your son isn't gonna let you see your grandkids if you don't let him CHEMICALLY CASTRATE HIMSELF first, man."
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@KnicksMuse
We need to get a discount off his HORRIFIC playoff performance.
Try to lock him in at 16 per year.
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@RWApodcast
Me and my friends randomly stumbled upon that topic once and realized that we had all been separately daydreaming about dispatching jihadist kill squads sent to shoot up our school.
We lived in the fucking Balkans with no serious external muslim threats for over a century btw
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@ml27___
Courtois-Kompany-Dembele-Hazard is a mad spine to have around you in the mid-late 2010s dawg
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Suarez 5/7 duels won, 1/1 dribbles completed, basically created both goals out of nothing... all inside one half at 36 years old with absolutely nothing left in the tank for years now...
We are witnessing a generational racist.
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Elliott and Carvalho are head and shoulders above the rest of our midfield (not including Thiago) and they are literally 19 lol.
Shocking squad construction by Klopp in the past few years there is just no way around it
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