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Dr Yakub's fiercest soldier. China's worst enemy.

Joined July 2022
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Pele logging into his instagram account one last time to increase the total goal count in his bio by 10
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Pelé has been moved to end-of-life care after he stopped responding to chemotherapy, reports @folha
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@BalakayM95 @HumanDerek @SwipaCam Nash, Curry, Magic, AI, Dirk, Westbrook, Harden... nobody cares about defense, especially guard defense when it comes to the MVP
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These pathetic wrecks were pulling this shtick as soon as Hiroshima happened They were out there shouting that the End Times are near in the Middle Ages Even as far back as the caves, some blithering moron was likely raving about the great forest spirit coming to consume us all
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and it's just painful to see ppl who are otherwise good people, but who haven't grasped the seriousness of the danger, perhaps because it's too tragic and big to actually let yourself come to terms with the probabilities here, celebrating their contributions to hastening the End
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RT @mcgee_pers84426: I dont watch the NBA but whenever I hear people talking about Jokic it’s like he’s some Serbian mythical creature made…
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@TesTflash17 @Faraaz41246188 @ohZoomm @WadexFlash @TheDunkCentral Herro is never gonna have a playoff series like Maxey's against the Knicks last season lol
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@tmzette Tbf playing against Konate-VVD is the striker equivalent of cock and ball torture so it shouldn't be held against him anyway
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@tfoxpickleball @ian_retz @AndrewDBailey All those raw total numbers and you still neglected to mention that Jokic has about 200 assists more despite playing fewer minutes than SGA lol.
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@LfcTago @SeanDOlfc Klopp deadass coached a 3-0 here
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@10blended @KevinDeBruyne Arne Slut doing the Double in his first season practically confirmed if you lot manage to eliminate these satanists immediately #Citypool #OneStruggle 🕊️
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@leedsnoinfidel @amarchists @GrehFx @Intr0vertica1 @LENism Tbf she's no supermodel but 95% of guys are absolutely hitting that sober on a night out in a bar
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@ContortedTrash @revenant_MMXX @0x49fa98 Sure, the more railroaded platform is the high IQ one
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That samba joga bonito talk on the TL is all good until Jimmy fucking Milner has your technically astute dressing room looking like a Vietnam war veteran support group. Real play counter attack hoofball in half of their games and have about 3x the amount of trophies of these lot
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Technical level of the PL is so low man How's Asensio looking like Messi here
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RT @leegx82: WHAT PHASE IS NICK SIRIANNI IN? 💀
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@10blended NFL organisation blows the NBA away but basketball is simply the way superior sport in general
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@10blended The #RapePatrickMahomes faction tonight
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COOPER DEJEAN YOU BEAUTIFUL CRACKEERRRR #RapePatrickMahomes
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