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@S0cr4t3n
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5 months
A clip that perfectly describes Enzo Caicedo and Gallagher
@shinjichelsista
Shinji Ikari del Chelsea
5 months
poch, que estas esperando para sentar a este hijo de puta para siempre? ya es indefendible.
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@S0cr4t3n
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Mudryk is our 4th highest scorer and he’s only started 9 games this season
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When I saw this live, I kept quiet and sighed because this is just what I expect of him now.
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video got striked so here it is again
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@S0cr4t3n
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3 months
We didn’t even have a new coach bounce under Poch😭😭😭😭
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@S0cr4t3n
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8 months
Never forget Liverpool fans made up a narrative that Reece James can’t play in a back four because Tuchel played him as a Wingback💀💀💀
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@S0cr4t3n
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Our no.10 isn’t leading in any chance creation stats but fouls stats. He deserves a banner👏🏻
@statmusefc
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4 months
Fun fact: Conor Gallagher leads the Prem with 58 fouls this season. The gap between him and the 2nd player on the list is bigger than 2nd and 34th.
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Shits so sad man, this is deadarse worse than mount
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Connor Gallagher is better than Enzo Fernandez and Moises Caicedo!
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@S0cr4t3n
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Pls rise me one game Gallagher controlled like this please.
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Everything you could have wanted from a modern day midfielder, pure excellence.
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@S0cr4t3n
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This same guy cooks Enzo Stan’s for doing stuff like this
@idoxvi
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Jude Bellingham vs Atletico Madrid Let down.
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@S0cr4t3n
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2 bad games and haters are out of their stinky caves hating.
@masiglory
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6 months
No way I'm seeing Mudryk hate on the Timeline...
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@S0cr4t3n
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5 months
Nah I’m actually furious, Caicedo put in a blassic for nothing FUCK POCH
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@S0cr4t3n
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19 days
Try not to pull race card challenge
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Connor Gallagher is better than Enzo Fernandez and Moises Caicedo!
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Niggas telling Poch is the reason he’s good and he won’t perform well in a “JDP structured system”
@RisingBallers_
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2 months
Cole Palmer has been cold since his academy days… these clips are insane 😭✨ From youth footballer to Premier League Young Player Of The Season 🫡
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@S0cr4t3n
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@brown_dylan It’s mind boggling , you get an headache trying to imagine how stupid someone has to be to do that.
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@idoxvi Shifting goalposts and Hypocrisy👎👎
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Mudryk under De zerbi😋
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@S0cr4t3n
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Score hero virgin!!!!
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@BranUTC
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The score hero virgins are back camman!!!
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@idoxvi Lying unprovoked
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Sterling FK goal against Preston after 1000 brain dead decisions today means he starts our next game and Mudryk/madueke are benched👍
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@drfeggit So you mean to admit girls are inferior to men?
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Dk why commentators never speak when he does awful shit like this, they just go quiet
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@TheAFCWay @hereagainnnn @rafsenal You’ve had ONE GOOD season in 20 years dawg, you are the definition of Hot stinky mess
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@S0cr4t3n
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Doing this over a 4-game margin just shows how low of an IQ majority of sports media has.
@drsportsmedia
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Are Chelsea better without Enzo Fernandez? 😳 #Chelsea #CFC #CHEWHU
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@TheAFCWay @hereagainnnn @rafsenal “Identity crisis” coming from the fan of a club that lost their first European final 4-1 to their fierce neighbors 😭😭
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@TheAFCWay @hereagainnnn @rafsenal You don’t even have an era memory to clutch on, pipe down😭😭😭
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@S0cr4t3n
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Weirdest fanbase oat. Their favs play like shit and they start attacking the replacements to do damage limitations🤣🤣
@MuskCaughtAP
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They’re Beefing with FULLKRUG because of KAI HAVERTZ😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Watching the new Football Made Simple video on Liverpool v Chelsea and just realized Poch played an high-line without pressing Liverpool 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Such a shit retarded coach man
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@S0cr4t3n
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Son trying that Mudryk miss V West ham It’s really hard to place a perfect shot with that technique. Either bring the ball down or hit it with their laces
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@S0cr4t3n
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There needs to be a study of the brains of people who actively rep chilwell
@hazardclears
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quotes my tweet on priv and then blocks me 😭 am I that intimidating
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@HaalandsCousin @Gideoomatic He posted it on a public app, for the public too see, he SHOULD be judged. There is no way a real level-headed human is trying to defend this.
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@LFCAMANDA No body mention Trent buddy, why are Lpool fans so insecure😭😭
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They acted like Reece didn’t play in a back 4 at Blackburn and under Lampard😭😭. They just make up any narrative to comfort themselves and go with it.
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@afcjol @BL4KEGRIFFIN Believe in a higher power to guide you into becoming a better person/human being ,OR have sexual intercourse with same gender and make sure everyone knows about it+change your natural gender cuz of insecurity, Pick one mon frere🤔
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@S0cr4t3n
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@idoxvi Same can be applied for the enzo Stan’s doing similar, except for the number of defeats part which isn’t his fault
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@RealityBarry @Squawka He’s taken 5 pens this season and has 17 g/a in the league, take away those 5 pens and he has 12 g/a which is more than both sterling and Havertz for chelsea last season genius
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Disasi to Thiago Silva
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Pochettino patterns of play
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@khalzb Man my brain cells are firing I can’t think properly 😭
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@S0cr4t3n
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Same space wolves exploited all game and he didn’t change anything about it
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@rhystakes
Rhys
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Meanwhile
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😂😂😂
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@encisosznn @Cfc_tek @owen_bhafc Reece James left toe as touched more glory than your club
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@S0cr4t3n
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Such Low IQ players can’t be one of your clubs supposed “best players”. Don’t know why this is happening in this reality.
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@jared_kovacs @JUSTcatmeme 3rd pic is so clearly a female boxer😭😭😭
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@RealityBarry @Squawka Without pens he still has more than both havertz and sterling lol
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@marssel123 @14Hrish @utdcynical He was literally twerking for us in 5 windows. Went out of his way to visit Chelsea’s tour in America just to grab Boehlys attention, such a beg
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@amvxar @SeanDOlfc @Ot1297 Fact I ever never seen this too, this guy has hidden gems of goals and assists everywhere bruh
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@_Asznee Stop acting like this is some complex shit to do. A little bit of awareness/scanning and he’d have played it first time into Palmers feet. Funniest thing is Gallagher probably saw it himself and ignored it because he knows he isn’t capable of executing such an easy pass
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@S0cr4t3n
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I got receipts btw
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@S0cr4t3n
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Never forget Liverpool fans made up a narrative that Reece James can’t play in a back four because Tuchel played him as a Wingback💀💀💀
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How does a man genuinely go through their day knowing they catfish as a female on a bird app, I feel like they should be in constant fear of someone finding out
@CFC_Janty
Janty
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Can’t believe how so many people still follow @vinrmfc who is a catfish. Just a guy from Netherlands. Hate catfishes man. Block and report 👍
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@13ellfieldMUFC @Anton_Jacobsenn @EuroExpert_ Teams do that a lot lol, how do you think teams tried to stop Elite dribblers like Messi, Neymar etc
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@TheAFCWay @hereagainnnn @rafsenal Brudda you’ve finished above chelsea twice(2 times) in 20 years, Also won the same amount of trophies as a twelfth place chelsea after bottling the league💀
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@crareality What police officer says “open the door and let me get my bag bro”😭?
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@jundy__ @CfcActive Think she ate a lil too much, she should lose some wei
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@labxnair Never wanted to punch my tv so bad after this
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@mrpromoney There’s no positive about Gallagher playing for my football club. It’s a fucking horror show
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@AFCMattxx @CFC_Chels3 @SkySportsPL That’s incredibly loud for the fan of a club who has finished outside the top 4 for 6 years straight
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Only God knows how many times I’ve done that this season
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Cold Palmer assist
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@karsenalf @cef_cfc @GaryLineker Reece James weak left foot alone as touched more glory than those two rancid players will ever witness
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Nah blud f u
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@rtxvll @CFCRaf2 Jackson has footballing ability, Havertz as #none
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@inorfFtbl @Sxne19iv2 @CopticRewind He had the worst g/a tally of all chelsea attackers. He was the worst of the worst.
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NOT ONE Chelsea player went over to say “hi” to mount, Shows how much of a awful character he was in the Chelsea the dressing room and how false all his pR articles are. Defo also means he left for money👍👍😭
@LKCOYB
LK.
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Yesterday it slipped my mind that Mount was here with Enzo for 6 months. Makes this even more wild lol. These South American’s don’t play that “traitor” & “switching sides” stuff. It’s refreshing at times to see that old-school passion in the game.
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Palmer pressing is levels above Gallagher, dk why he doesn’t get praised for it
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@_Asznee I’ve seen people say this same stupid shit for mount having a tunnel vision and low IQ. Please just stop it’s never going to work
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They’ve both won a grand total of 0 (ZERO) trophies after leaving Chelsea, while being on worse form at their new respective clubs👍👍 Where’s the “upgrade” ????
@owenthfc__
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Incredible how Chelsea fans slated these two everyday for 2 whole years just for them both to upgrade
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I thought Enzo isn’t a good player, very overrated and isn’t better than Jonjo Shelvey and Mainoo, what’s the point of this tweet🤣? Let him be a “flop” at Chelsea in peace
@CasaDupre
meleys
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People around Enzo just wanted money. Leaving Benfica after 6 months to go Chelsea was crazy
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If we asked Gallagher to pull of Palmer assist today, we’d be getting “this isn’t score hero” from Niiniiicfc
@KuntaTyr
hustle_hard_304 day
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If we asked #23 to pull off that Caicedo pass we’d have been getting “this isn’t Score Hero” tweets from Daniel Childs
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@JadenAFC @ros3_lk Is the “plastering” with us in the room rn?
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They said he was “cookung Reece James for the first 15 minutes” yet didn’t have one single dribble completed in the entire game.
@thfcbd_
BD🖖🏼
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Actually can’t get over this performance, we’ve struck gold man
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That Enzo performance should be the bar for every PL midfielders
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@nouse_200 @mediocentr0 Pedro and Willian were levels above Saka, Dfkm
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@yadiigggg @afcjol @BL4KEGRIFFIN Never attacked letters people for existing
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@threesixx_ Be press resistant and create
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@lfc23242324 @MikesBurner_ @EleojoFranklin @ForeverBlue_07 @TheBlueDodger @NizaarKinsella Your RB is a slut to wingers allover Europe, I’d pipe down in this convo if I were you
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You saw a racist Arsenal fan racist and the first thing you thought in your mind was Chelsea Fucking coon.
@LickshotLippy
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If you’re racist you can’t be an Arsenal fan. Go support Chelsea
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@LFCAMANDA Pls point out where I mentioned Trent in the original tweet
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The way he helped Madrid beat the press today>>> Things people who criticize enzo don’t see
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@JadenAFC @ros3_lk It’s so funny you arsenal fans keep posting this same frame for this debate, a pic completely taken out of proportion. why not post a vid of what jorginho did in the above frame? You won’t.
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@Afc_Math34 @idoxvi He’s a virus man, I don’t know how he starts, that’s like the 500 chances he’s missed in the past three seasons
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Badi has only had TWO bad performances in over 20 games for this club and guys wanna give up on him 🕊️ Chilwell gets to play like shit every game but he’s “supposedly” still good
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Our theories were actually true fam
@CFCNoni
Zino #SURVIVEDPOCH 🕊️
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Alll we do is run?
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@Abraham96853055 @Squawka @Arsenal Yeah you signed our best player enjoy him💔💔💔
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@Eyedontmind_
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This is good from Maatsen but you ain’t seeing this goal in the PL. lol
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@jeffafc @DFakExGoalanke The glass shattering kills me man😭😭
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If Palmer was at arsenal instead of “havertz” you’d be sitting 8 points clear at the top of the PL
@Afcsammmm
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Palmer is a beneficiary of being in a shit team, he’d be of no use to a team challenging for anything
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@i_robbott @HarveyW25218869 @ThePeakSanti @Bhardextboy Enzo played him twice last season and absolutely dog walked him while playing out of position
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@Quiver85 @WomanOfCards @GoldingBF That’s soup and meat you racist xenophobic inbred
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