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@Ryanp0rteous_

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the eyes chico they never lie

Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined September 2012
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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👨🏻‍🦳❤️
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
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So ma grandads just back fi the doctors, found out he’s had his walking stick in the wrong hand the last 15 year🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sue perb man
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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6 years
Ma head is gone
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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6 years
All the burds in twitter going on about how they feel so sorry for alex but dinny gee folk like that the time of day😂😂😂 good one
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
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Heartbroken☹️ closest thing I’ve ever had to a mum!!! Happy that she never has to go through any more pain❤️ miss you already x
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
7 years
Jeeez that's groovy like
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
6 years
Fucks she got a watch in the bath for
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
Ya cunt she’ll be dizzy as fuck
@FOX10Phoenix
FOX 10 Phoenix
5 years
WILD HELICOPTER RESCUE: Firefighters say a 74-year-old woman had to be flown off of Piestewa Peak this morning after she suffered an injury while hiking. STORY:
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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4 years
A close friend taken away from us far too young, hands down one of the funniest and most caring guys I’ve known. Life and soul of every party, rest easy sheltic💚💚
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
Days like yesterday make me realise how lucky I am to have the group of friends I do, bunch of daftys but they’re my bunch❤️
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
Back @ it again with the spelling 🤣🤣 @helenchalmersx
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
On u go wee man
@michael_loftman
Michael Loftman
5 years
Failure + Perseverance = Success
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
7 years
Absolute spelling from @helenchalmersx , honestly got no words eh😂😂
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
6 years
Am still annoyed
@helenchalmersx
Helen Chalmers
6 years
Offft someone’s no happy
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
3 years
World full of Karen’s
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
No doubt in my mind I’d eat that all
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
4 years
Getting faster like, not be long before I’m -19 for 5km👍🏼 feeling good
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
10 years
Any chance of ma gran no shrinking ma jumper nut http://t.co/UOimCQQc2Y
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
7 years
Seriously skint how much do a ask for without takin the pish 😂😂😂
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
4 years
Been reading old texts between me and kano. This one sums the kind of guy he was up, heart of pure gold and one of the best guys ive ever known💚💚 we had a rammy on holiday and this is what he text me
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
7 years
Actual brains over here😂😂 how could she be 16 if she was only born 5 years ago. Be getting a good parking space wi her in the car♿️
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
4 years
different
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
7 years
🤷🏻‍♂️peni boys on it
@OfficialBRFC
Berwick Rangers
7 years
FT| Livi 1-2 Berwick. Goals from Ryan Porteous and Stephen Scott see the young 'Gers turn the game around in the second half #BRFC20s
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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7 years
Dumb and dumber, yous decide
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
Not surprised 1 bit, proud of u 😘👏🏼 @JasonKerr08
@StJohnstone
St. Johnstone FC
5 years
⚽️| We're delighted to today announce our new Club Captain @JasonKerr08
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
Honestly man gutted to be home, had a cracking 5 days with my best pals. Onto the bext one⏭
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
Wow imagine having to tell ur 13 year old laddie that, that’s stinking patter
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A text received from @Hutchie_Vale to the parents of the captain of 1 of their teams. Is this how all clubs treat their 13 year olds @ScottishYouthFA @yfst @BarryAnderson_ @edinburghpaper money over football, accusing the laddie of letting his team down. A disgrace. Pls RT.
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
9 years
That's the fucking difference from the peni bois, Scottish cup final💙😈😬😬😬
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
7 years
Ridiculously skint rn
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
9 years
Am in fucking dream landdddd💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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ryan porteous
5 years
2 6 month holidays needed @ speed
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ryan porteous
5 years
Sherli a wind up
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4 years
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@NittenStar1890
Newtongrange Star
4 years
** On This Day ** 2018 Star faced Jeanfield Swifts in the last ever Junior match to be played at New Victoria Park. Star fell 3-1 behind in the second half. Then on came substitute Ryan Porteous and scored an incredible hat-trick to seal a 4-3 win.
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
9 years
Unconditional love for ma grandad👴🏼❤️ #1andonly
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
7 years
Back from Ibiza just over a day and all av done is try to concentrating on no dying, absolute fear
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
8 years
The sales are class if you're looking for a yellow t shirt size triple XL👍🏼👍🏼
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
Unless it’s a head knock why would u put it out🤣🤣?
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
9 years
@Ryanp0rteous_ what chance u got eh
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
6 years
Weeekend away wi this riot, who’s gonna be looking after who😂😂❤️ 👫 @helenchalmersx
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6 years
That’s the graft finished till the 25th, ibz on Wednesday, come the fuck onnnn🤪🤪🤪🤪
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
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Effort both ways 🔄 #chances
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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7 years
I'd actual leather that Olivia eh, rat
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This has me in knots every single time man😭😂
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
7 years
Me and 2 of ma best buds xx
@kyzo_
Kyle Scott
7 years
Football friends 👍🏻
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@allontheboard
All On The Board
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Cancer doesn’t care who we are, it will affect 1 in 2 of us. We are all in this together. @allontheboard #LungCancerAwarenessMonth #Cancer #LungCancer #CancerAwareness #FollowMyLead
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
9 years
They set eh tatas need fuckin ironed
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
8 years
That's actually ridiculous😂😂 natta a brain @helenchalmersx
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
6 years
First hatrick since 19 canteen, scerry about the righty
@RyanMusselburgh
Ryan Kelly ⚒
6 years
Newtongrange v Jeanfield - Newtongrange 4 winning goals in final league ... via @YouTube
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
6 years
Ahahahahahahhaa moseby
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
2 years
One of the best guys around👍🏼
@TranentFC
Tranent FC
2 years
The TJ’s are devastated to announce that due to Kyles’ injury sustained in the Scottish Cup win v Penicuik last September he has decided to hang his boots up. We sincerely hope that ‘Kyzo’ does come back to full fitness and gets back playing football sometime in the future.
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
3 years
Boy can come to the casino wi me anytime he fancies
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
6 years
Been out Friday Saturday and gen up feels like av came back from a week in Ibiza man absolute murder🤒
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
Fucking superb man🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@_HeatherAshton
Heather Ashton
5 years
NOOOOO most underrated moment 😩😂😂 #FirstDatesHotel
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@POSTERBOYJM
JIMI MANUWA
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
3 years
📵🥴
@helenchalmersx
Helen Chalmers
3 years
Anyone work in Lulu?? Ryans lost his phone as usual and they don’t open til the weekend 🤣❌‼️
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
11 years
Everyone was like a big family today, couldn't be prouder of the boys😚❤️⚽️
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
9 years
AV just been added to a group chat with 7 different Ryan Porteous's hahahahha what is going on
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7 years
Hey man did you touch my drumset
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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10 years
Everycunt in the slam tent btw
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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5 years
Boy has is spot on, far too many snowflakes pretending to be offended by things
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ryan porteous
5 years
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand sleep
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
8 years
here wtf a thought like the number on the sun cream was for the temperature like factor 20 was for 20 degrees but apparently no, who knew eh
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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8 years
Can't believe I'm still with helen after finding out she claps when the plane lands, dingle
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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6 years
Not suprised🤫
@StJohnstone
St. Johnstone FC
6 years
📄🖊| The club is delighted to announce that Jason Kerr has agreed a two-year-contract-extension keeping him at McDiarmid Park until May 2022. Jason has been ever present in the Ladbrokes Premiership for Saints so far this season. More to follow. ➡️
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
6 years
Shansuke nakamura ya fuckin doughball
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
10 years
My grannie n grandad are my world❤️🌎
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
6 years
#StandUp2Cancer something that’s relevant in the majority of people’s life’s now, a little money can go a long way❤️👇🏼
@SU2CUK
Stand Up To Cancer UK
6 years
“It’s a physical pain. You hear people say how painful grief is, and it really hurts.” Ruby would have turned 17 this year. We #StandUpToCancer in memory of Ruby. Text TWENTY or TEN to 70404 to donate £20 or £10.
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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6 years
Ad rather fake tan ma grandad than be at the races the day
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Aahahahahhah
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5 years
Poster boy🤩 @_mike_costello
@EdinburghNapier
Edinburgh Napier University
5 years
We're delighted to be further expanding our Graduate Apprenticeship programme with nearly 200 new opportunities for people to study while in employment! 📝🔨 Thanks to @skillsdevscot and @apprentice_scot for their ongoing support! Full story 👉🏻
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
3 years
Unbelievable my brother 🏆🏆💙 @JasonKerr08
@PremSportsTV
Premier Sports
3 years
🔵 St. Johnstone 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 "Scottish Cup Winners" 🔥 "The Cup Specialists" 🏆 "It's a Cup Double" What an incredible season 👏
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
4 years
Love seeing this!! Wee guys been doing it for years👏🏼 too many cm’s happy to keep the ball and not go forward
@Complaxes
Complaxes
4 years
One of the finest signature moves in football. @Thiago6
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5 years
10 days till Ibiza can not come quick enough, get me thereeee
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
6 years
Mental how if modric was Scottish he’d probs be told to stop using the outside of his foot😂😂😂
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
9 years
Seeing ma granda cry puts me in a horrible way💙😂
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
8 years
Night numero 2❤️ @helenchalmersx
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
7 years
Great news👏🏼
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
7 years
Sheffield United are close to re-signing striker Ched Evans from Chesterfield - he's due to undergo a medical
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
10 years
Glad to get on the scoresheet couldn't be prouder eh ma bois💙 #8 http://t.co/C96lhllMMM
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
Raj how cunts can do this but a struggle to hit the ball at the driving range
@PGATOUR
PGA TOUR
5 years
Walking on water. @JordanSpieth pulls off the trick shot.
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
The old chocolate donuts from Greggs are missed by me on the daily
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
5 years
Ahahahahaha what a tadjer
@_GaryWilliam_
Gary William®
5 years
Been a quality year of boxing so far but nothing still beats this cocky mothafucka getting slept. BEST MOMENT IN BOXING 2019🔥
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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Canny believe I met @helenchalmersx a year today, time flies when you've got a heedache😂😂😂❤️
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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5 years
Good start to a wednesday
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@Ryanp0rteous_
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7 years
5th plate in at Beijing banquet, man down
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6 years
Go on thunder dome @JasonKerr08
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ryan porteous
5 years
Baileys n a bit Ice man u can not beat it
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
8 years
Family need to gee me a yard the now before a spew on every last one eh them
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
8 years
Wouldn't have minded going to T this year but no a fan of all the guffys trying to start a mosh pit
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6 years
Toaster in the bath toooosdays
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ryan porteous
6 years
Nout worse than cunts who put the wrappers back in the box, geeing man false hope
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
7 years
One eyes awaaa to the shops and the other yins coming back wi the milk😂
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ryan porteous
7 years
Fuck sake
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@Ryanp0rteous_
ryan porteous
10 years
My life's been a mess these past couple months😱
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