I just walked into my kitchen to fill my bedside water cup, turned the light on and saw one of my hermit crabs was mid-shell change, but scurried back into his old one. The closest experience I'll ever have to accidentally walking in on my son masturbating.

Yeah, up for a random piss break, my princess Alicja is sick and everywhere outside of Philly s in a state of mourning. Such a tragedy.

@AugmentedRyan I did learn a big lesson because we saw them 2 weeks ago, first time was in the summer. If you live where it's cold in the winter, then wear warm clothes even in closed arenas! They had to keep the air running to get rid of the fumes and it was fucking FREEZING!

@votetimscott @realDonaldTrump Photobombing from a different section, lol.

@JefePil I can't agree with you. The outcome of this game has built a mighty bridge into next year. The season was a 9/10 worst expectations. 10/10 if Saquan got MVP. We're already in the middle of a horrid era, but being bad next year opens a nightmare era with no end in sight.

@JumboElliott76 I hated this year's script the entire time.

@JefePil But it's not over. Talking with my buddies about what we do with next year's Eagles tickets. If the Giants are 1-7 when we play them we're selling for sure. This ending carries into next season.

@Larrytheburg So instead you get Dunkin commercials.

@Larrytheburg That's pretty funny.

@amybruni The way snow absorbs sound and makes everything so quiet is one of my favorite things. I live in a city and when it's snowing like this I can finally experience silence when I go outside. I value that.

@hkcollectibles @SHABOOTY I remember that day well, lol. Every time someone saw Lisa in the hallway you had to make a caramel macchhiato reference.

@GeorgeBliiiiiii Bought one of those a few months ago just for the lol, hahaha

.@danabrams rocking his wetsuit tonight. Pretty sweet. #fashion #OPNation #OPLive #OnPatrolLive

@McDonalds A meal costs more in NYC than at a nice, sit-down restaurant. Fuck you.

I hate that all the porn bots are back after Elon ruined this app.

I AM COMPLETELY WITH THIS MAN!!!

@billmaher That I have to open and use to scan in order to get to the elevator. For 19 years I've been able to lay my wallet on the scanner for .2 seconds and get through, but someone thought an app would be more futuristic and cool, so now we all have to take longer to go through. Nice...