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C6 Diluc haver🫶🏻🌸genshin uninstalling era is here 🤭🌸Sylus girlie by choice 🌸 If studio MAPPA has no haters I am dead.
| 24 | She/Her | German |
Joined July 2019
Okay, time to structure this mess of a profile at least a bit. Important stuff about me goes here so pls read before following 😅.
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Oooohh the plot thickenssss
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@kobivo Oh no, it's not about them being Jewish. It's about them being Israeli. Their Jewish faith has nothing to do with that. Not all Israelis are Jewish and not all Jews are Israeli.
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If y'all decide to make Zutara canon I will not only watch this series but I will watch it SO MUCH that the analytics people will grow concerned about my living conditions. ZUTARA IS MY EFFING ROMAN EMPIRE FOR WELL OVER A DECADE NOW.
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@lampofblobby Being useful doesn't make you indestructible (= don't get too cocky or I'll dispose of you no matter how useful you seem to be).
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@garliccries Also that choreo?? IN A FURSUIT??? And SURVIVING THAT?? That person is about thrice as healthy as I am.
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Aight, muting this. Remember, Jews are not and will NEVER be the problem. Zionism, the mindset that sees Jewish people ethnically superior to all other humans, is the issue. Do your daily click and keep sharing the informations that leave Gaza and the West Bank.
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@FaindriArt Can we maybe add „it’s a completely different city because they both decided to move away to never see each other again but accidentally moved into the same city ONCE AGAIN“.
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@trplaaabattery Someone told me that the Chinese fandom is also destroying mihoyo on their websites and even some Genshin partners/popular streamers on TikTok are openly salty af lol, let‘s hope (for their sake!) that they still have other things planned because many people seem REALLY pissed 😂.
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@siyyaninaas For real 😭. If the partner said "I sadly have a gf" THAT would be a red flag and immediate breakup reason - but this? This is just basic human empathy 😭 Imagine wanting your partner to stop feeling basic human empathy for others, that is such a big red flag as well.
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@fuckyouiquit When I heard that he plans to pass this bill with or without the parliament's support I was like "You want to pass a bill that even the parliament doesn't want? In the country that INVENTED revolution and chopping off the head of their ruler? Idk if that's brave or dumb".
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@LRNROSE This is even funnier considering this cat got a deal with a brand of (hella expensive) water because he can differentiate between brands and only drinks that brand‘s water. Every cat has a personality but MILO. Milo is special 😂.
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@BojanglesUS Criticizing genocide and war crimes is always right, this isn't about Jews. Jews are fine and dandy and great people. Soldiers who snipe pregnant women in labor on the way to the hospital and pose in the clothes of the people they killed are not, no matter the religion.
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@1LLUMI0 Diluc. Y'all just don't want to read and don't pay attention, otherwise you wouldn't call him an edgelord or say he's got a victim complex. Zhongli and Venti. KNOWING what happened in Khaenri'ah doesn't mean they DID it. I know about 9/11, doesn't mean I flew one of the planes.
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@AyatoDailyyyyy Yes 🥰. It was supposed to not be announced yet but well, not like it can be changed now.
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@ThatSkyC Someone said the va is AR 24 and everyone under AR 40 is entitled to puppy treatment so. 😂.
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@Zeniiet . So you're telling me I can/should farm for level 100 for ALL MY USED CHARACTERS NOW???.My brother in Celestia, I am a 1.0 player, we'll have Dainsleif before I'm done with that 😭😂.
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@SKYEPHOBIC Sometimes I tweet smth fully knowing I will not just get a like but a response from certain mutuals as well. It's funny, like talking to yourself in a forest and then suddenly your bestie pops up from behind a tree, gives you a thumbs up, says "So true!!" and disappears again.
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@khaenrian „Your god won’t save you anymore “. „Feel the wrath of Khaenri’ah“. „Perish like my people did“.
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@Loneylo @newstarbegin That would be interesting as hell because the whole gist of the traveler is "You're not from here so no vision for you" meanwhile (assuming this is true) Morax is another being from outside Teyvat and was announced as a GOD?? Not just a vision, a GNOSIS???.
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@bigdonghthm Kaveh, being the oblivious dork he is: oh. :(. Al Haitham: (Did he get- oh okay, no he did NOT get it).
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@Marylee_NCGirl "There is always two"?.No. Some times, there's not "two". Sometimes there's just an abuser and a victim. And EVEN IF the victim did something to upset their abuser - there's NOTHING anyone could say or do that justifies years of abuse, rape or murder. Stop blaming the victim.
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@art_broskev INCLUDE HIM RIGHT NOW OR I WILL CRY VIOLENTLY. (Also I'm kind of obsessed with the way you drew Kaeya, it looks really nice and heartbreaking)
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@windblume_eli @sasaracore They said "you want lore? Go hunt for it" and they KNEW we are so desperate that we WOULD ACTUALLY DO IT.
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@SpendYourPrimos @SaveYourPrimos Someone said they heard it won't return until the next patch and I started SWEATING. THE CHARACTERS I HAVE PLACED FOR THEIR CARDS ARE ON LEVEL 6-8 EACH THEY WILL MAX BEFORE THE NEXT PATCH DONT DO THIS TO US HOYOVERSE 😭.
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@Lil_Slugger_ @africantarzan @RhysJuan @BlakeEM_ @h_hayes2020 @nathan110214 @TheDivineNyla Also there are tons of assholes around that ridicule adults for enjoying the what's made for kids so some people don't buy it for themselves. GIFTING however shows that the other person won't ridicule them and that they're safe to express their problems and struggles.
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@aezdeeznutz 1.0, about two weeks after release. Been here suffering since the very beginning 😂. I still remember how everyone on the timeline figured out that Zhongli was Rex Lapis BEFORE HIS BANNER EVEN DROPPED 😂.
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@palmatumaple I was too but at least on EU the other people were REALLY nice. Just play late at night (server time) so most of the kids and dudebros are asleep and you find people that either say nothing or are actually funny.
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@UNLAP1N Why does it always have to be before the beta where my favorite is gonna get added 😭. Happened with Thoma and now happens with Al Haitham, that's some impeccable timing
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@real_oogway You know why people have an idea who the fuck Zendaya is? BECAUSE SHE GOT CREDITED FOR HER ROLES. Your role has the same importance as the other person‘s? Your name should be the same size - no matter how well-known or unknown you are.
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@eriimyon Unless they tell me anything different I WILL believe he only fell unconscious, they treated him and he recovered with all the other soldiers and then retired because the rebellion was no longer needed. I won’t listen to anything else 😭.
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@Belexsis @lettersfromjuno @concupiscentaf Not sure but some people say that orgasms lessen the pain of labor cramps so some women just, uh, violently masturbate while in labor.
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@vactuart @AxKeane @mockingj6y @EmperorPiplup "A bit weird"."What's weird"."No shade, just my opinion"."No but really, what's weird"."Stop projecting and cope!!"
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@Roui_roui "Hey Al Haitham, happy birth-"."Kaveh. Today's our wedding anniversary.".". Understandable, have a nice day.".
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@cakepoops2 And then Venti being like."That's a very weird place and way to say you want to hand in your homework to be graded tomorrow but I'll accept it 😁". Bonus point if it's at 2AM.
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@teyvattabloid No disrespect to his VA because I'm sure there is a reason he voiced Mika the way he did but oh my GOD I can't stand his English voiceover. It sounds like the male version of a uwu-discord-kitten and while some people may very well like that it just annoys me IMMENSELY.
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Okay LAST THING, FOR REAL THIS TIME. Show some love to the person that actually provided the information, I just shared it with an (at best) mildly funny additional text.
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@khaenrian Traveler some day during casual chatting: mentions the geo archon visited the Angel's Share, not just that but at the same time as Diluc was there. Diluc: The who was where now
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@karpuzumbrella @fuyumipanties 2 having a fire quirk but only 1 having fire IMMUNITY is fucking me up no matter how long I already know it 😭.
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// FONTAINE LEAKS. He was a punk She did ballet
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@windflowerlia It's so funny how it's also very obvious that while SHE is the archon HE is the one in charge. He is the ruler, she is kinda (to use an NPC's words) the mascot and she's surprisingly okay with that 😂.
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@1888BADWINE I laughed super hard because I KNOW they all believe in gap moe. They saw him blush ONCE and said "yep this man's a stripper in his free time" to which I say I appreciate the dedication BUT SAMPO IS RIGHT THERE??? HIS HIPS ARE OUT IN THE OPEN IN FUCKING SNOWY BELOBOG???.
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@khoidaooo WANDIRECTION-. I had to say that out loud to get it but now I can't stop giggling.
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@Asterx0x0 Because he was one of the first characters ever released, because the standard 5stars are getting their skins first and because he was the strongest DPS in the beginning. Could've figured that out yourself but I guess that was too much for you so you decided to be a prick 🥺.
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@LazarusCrystalz @WildGroyper @jhilikeye Off topic but that description??? 15/10, please write poetry.
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@puuwah PLEASE this captures Xiao's personality so well 😭.Refusing to touch (and in his view stain) it but still meaning well and using his powers instead to send it up into the sky again 😭❤️.
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@FaindriArt Guys wtf I took a NAP. Anyways some person on Tiktok said this literally happened to their parents after they divorced and they even moved to the same STREET and yeah, I think about those people and what their life might look like right now A LOT.
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@YourToothsie "I am not his wife" grumbles Kaveh while wifeing around the house and being the wifiest wife to ever wife 😭😂.
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@windflowerlia Then again he himself is doing his best to rat himself out so there’s that. (Marked star shapes and shapes close to his earring shape because Dain has a similar pattern on his outfit and it’s a stylized star with a star-shaped hole inside)
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@danhengposting Bonus (hc): the astral express has dishes named "whatever", "I don't really care", "I'm not hungry" and "Whatever is ordered most" specifically because of Dan Heng.
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@mushroomon_ Imagine Haitham persisting and Kaveh being conflicted because he wants to BELIEVE that this time it'll surely be different and that he'll find happiness with Haitham. but he also doesn't want to risk losing Haitham/Haitham leaving because he means too much to him
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@windflowerlia My personal guess is that his eye is a different color, maybe even "Khaenri'ah blue" /neon blue (look at Albedo and especially Dain, that's not a natural blue). This way he can say "ha ha, funny little mutation with my eye shape" but the color would completely rat him out.
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@vigilantxiao As funny as that is, you know what would've been HILARIOUS?. You ALSO having C6 Nahida and answering "And? Me too".
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@tangewrione @_mmmairon_ Mentally I'll ALWAYS be here. That angle, that pose, that stance, those BOOTS and the other guy dangling in the air next to him. That's hot as hell.
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@GenshinStruggIe PLS KEITH‘S „HA HA“ 😭. Zhongli I am so sorry for the horrible things I’m about to do to you to hear that laugh more often. same for Diluc IF I EVER PULL HIM THAT IS.
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@XiranJayZhao Man and I thought one of the German bachelors was wild for ditching both of the girls in the finale and returning home alone. This is iconic.
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@kehluzura Me: „I don’t want Diluc. No, absolutely not. Give me the Jade Winged-Spear instead!“.Game: Okay! :D.Me: .
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@dn313gl @ari_zhnglc Tbh it would be hilarious if Zhongli survived 6k years only to randomly get taken out by a random child‘s bad luck.
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@hourlyargenti . They recast Argenti. ?. I'm not kidding when I say this is the very first Starrail news I got in WEEKS. Life is not otsu rn 😩. Has there been an official reason yet?.
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@ayatostannn @RUN2UKAZUHA I'm still so sad that they completely scrapped that design, I liked it SO MUCH.
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@iIykazuha Math quizzes would be bad but imagine philosophical questions. „Discuss the thesis ‚the archon war did more good than bad for the development of Teyvat‘s economy in the long run‘. The progress of the quest will depend on which side you take“.
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@khaenrian I feel like he will mirror the Inteyvat. Indestructible while traveling far away from home, only being able to wither and die peacefully after returning to familiar territory. Refusing to wither away in a foreign land.
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@jared_nyts @AlexRikers I am fully aware that this 1000% sounds like I'm the stupidest fucker on earth and I probably am but this just made me realize that the ruin guards are RUSTED. Not made from some special stone or wood or whatever, it's NORMAL METAL.
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@UNLAP1N Everyone else gets their favorites leaked on day 1 of the beta and I always have to wait weeks. Don't get me wrong, I won't complain that they'll stop leaking, that's the logical reaction. BUT THE TIMING
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@ladyrofrage @maskedfools Lynette has recently joined the roster too, Noelle is a pretty name as well, Fischl's "real" name is Amy and if you're looking for something special even Navia has a nice sound to it even tho it will stick out. There are literally SO MANY options BESIDE a butchering of Raiden😅.
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@Coleys_Creation @the1_brookester We’re not calling her trash because she’s a woman, we’re calling her trash because she slept with a man fully knowing he was married. I’m so, so, SO sick of taking the already few things that are NOT about gender and then STILL making them about gender.
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@ayatohour . Goodbye Yae. Goodbye Kazuha. Goodbye Baal. See y'all next rerun. Priorities just rearranged 😭.
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@moondust666_ @CALLlOPHIS And his fallen line is "At last. ". Also I need him to say "Thank anyone but the archons" when he's glad for smth. At least ONCE.
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@branewurms It's actually wild because when you tell them "Oh so you think every Call of Duty player is a future serial killer?" they're like "No that's different" because it's about killing and not f*cking. No, pookie, that's the EXACT same. You can feel real compassion,hatred or adoration
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@focaimpact Tbf I was part of a student exchange program, spent 2 weeks in France and the family had a dog named Éclair (which can mean lightning BUT also is a name of a sweet, filled biscuit (picture attached))so dogs being called food names. is actually quite French in my experience😭😂
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@mirukerrop @GenshinUpdate I know TikTok is fucking up our attention span but please at least read the whole text before commenting
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@iilyvanilly He spent most of his power (of which he has the least in general because he doesn't directly govern Mondstadt and because he wasn't a dragon or smth but a WIND SPRITE before ascending) defeating a dragon breathing poison into the air.
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@tehqqi Rip to everyone who looked forward to him being bratty but personally I prefer my men sweet and wholesome so it was a win for me whoops.
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@manggoreum Nothing is wrong with them, OP just wants people to get upset and reply/quote retweet so they get interactions and so they can also enjoy their 5 seconds of fame in the fandom.
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@primeofadepti @AlexRikers I mean the game is lacking male characters overall. Just yesterday I counted them and about 2/3 of the characters are female and the majority of the male characters have the smaller body model. Long story short if we get Ayato and he isn’t tall and smexy I will cry.
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@lumie_lumie If you listen carefully you can hear the horrible and desperate cries of my bank account in the distance.
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@_ItsTobin @neondaisies @steff_0508 @jksunjata Oh yeah let's not correct terminally online people when they fuck up and tell others to not use a name from these their own fucking culture so they can happily spread misinformation ✨. You tell others to accept criticism so fucking do it yourselves.
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@Anidlefool @marukmpos @Suitanart They don’t. Someone texted a Ganyu x Xiao shipper that Xiao is underage and Ganyu is not so it’s wrong to ship it. THE FIRST SENTENCE IN HIS INFO IS THAT HE IS OVER 2K YEARS OLD DESPITE LOOKING YOUNG. I WISHED I WAS KIDDING.
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@a_spider_lilly For real. These people don’t know what it’s like to be responsible for the death of a human being and even though they pretend to not care I am 1000% sure they do NOT want to find out.
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