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oh my god.
just went to type "careful" into thesaurus & found myself typing "ghost teeth"
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@creatrixtiara
@Lifew_Chelsea9
if japan doesn’t allow visitors to take prescribed medications when traveling there, then unquestionably the olympics should not be held there. period. it’s unfair to the athletes competing to hold the games in a place that won’t let them take their prescribed meds.
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@TCrimson05T
@LiveAction
never forget, they’re not pro-life, they’re anti-life & pro-forced-birth.
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@KrystalRulon
@autogynamelia
also “boyfriend” and “girlfriend” feel so goofy like i’m not a middle schooler holding hands at recess here
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@AnemoneAndMe
@TomNwainwright
it suuuuuuper duper is. it’s not *only* a race/ethnicity thing, but their racism sure af plays a big part.
(saw another commenter say the model for the new silhouette was a jewish cis woman which: yep, them flipping out about that tracks)
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@sorry_hat
@erichhartmann
a dozen osha violations in a trench coat: i am covered in mud and sweat and i’m panting as i heave heavy objects around 😘
erich, noticing his boner: clearly it’s time to post the American Mud Heroes again to make a Grand Statement about something something salt of the earth
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@johnroderick
she started out hungry tho? she was hungry and THEN went six more hours? i’m not trolling john, i’m genuinely weirded out.
like as an isolated incident no i wouldn’t say abuse, but i’d say it was cruel, & a red flag, & i’d look to see if it was a larger pattern.
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@fubroshi
“anything from japan” oh wow in addition to being straight bonkers it’s also explicitly racist!
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@quidditch424
@BreeNewsome
in a similar vein, when someone who reaps major benefits from the ways in which our system is broken turns around and says, “aw shit, no, this shit is WAY too broken and i am Concerned” then jesus christ, shit is dire, y’all.
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@halomancer1
DOES HE THINK FORMULA IS MADE FROM BREAST MILK
DOES HE THINK THE FORMULA INDUSTRY IS MILKING HUMAN BEINGS
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@allforthanookie
“there’s nothing worse than playing competitive sports if you’re not the winner,” is what this lady said
smdh
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@creatrixtiara
@Lifew_Chelsea9
(of course, they held the olympics in russia where queer athletes were committing a crime just by existing, so clearly the ioc doesn’t give a shit about fairness to athletes.)
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“queer is a slur” is a terf psyop meant to divide us, stop falling for it.
our elders fought tooth and nail to reclaim that term for a reason.
y’all got straight people comfortable saying queer and i will not forgive u for that
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@mollyemakeup
i just don’t understand why they do this. if the patient is asking for a test, why not just. do. the. test. it’s so irrational! just run the test!
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@tinywienerbabe
she literally was lazier than the “blacks rule” guy, at least that guy went to the trouble of vandalizing his own driveway instead of grabbing the literal first image off of google results for “egged house”
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@TheSpiceDAO
you had that much money to spend and didn’t bother to hire a lawyer who could have told you that you can’t actually do any of those things? hell, i’m nobody, and you could have paid me just 5 bucks to tell you that no, copyright laws don’t work that way
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@ExhaustedIsaac
@dislocatia
no, they aren’t. trans guys have to jump through hoops because the medical establishment is transphobic. period. gym bros don’t come into it except in that they don’t have trouble getting those Rxs, despite it being medically unnecessary, bc the establishment is transphobic.
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@agenderfox
human pregnancy is fucked up and it’s time we realized evolution fucked us over on this one and figured out how to outsource this nonsense to machinery or smth tbh
just sheer alien parasite horror movie all the way down wtf
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@ZeroSuitCamus
just earlier today i saw someone mocking referring to a group of crows with “they” and i just. ?????????????
are the “pronouns in bio” gang having some sort of collective stroke. like what is happening here.
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@DonBlack49
@ProfPatch83
@DanFmTo
it is extremely difficult to boycott these megacorps, because they own so many brands
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@mysicksadlife
@AlHendiify
what baffles me is the queer kids who seem to think the super special queer kids club exists
like y’all live here with us, where are you getting these ideas??? look around you mackayryliegh does this look like a country club to you?
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@sabattons
@MaraWilson
also a middle category for “yes the creators totally intended the gay vibes but weren’t permitted to make them textual”
like xena or the untamed
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@skeletonpup
oh no honey no
that’s simultaneously so tragic and hysterical and also makes me think of but i’m a cheerleader
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@KatyMontgomerie
it’s literally exactly what we’ve been telling them and the response has always been
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@theheatherhogan
they would not be able to do that ultrasound after that if it were me bc it’s hard to do an ultrasound on someone who won’t stop jiggling 💀
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@IanBoothby
@AskCharlesA
@AnaMardoll
...it's just printer paper and a sharpie, dude. everyone has them.
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@BMcranty
@the_nerd_skull
it is. this is a real thing and a real photo from the real thing. it’s disgusting.
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@xarexerax
god i got too many good ones
we’re here, we’re queer, we’re:
—just not sure how to get to the house
—just a little oopsie
—not sure if we can get it together
—just not sure what to wear
—not sure if y’all are all right
truly we are all disaster queers
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@CaelanConrad
“this group has been my saving grace” you indulging your worst impulses in that group has ruined your life lol
if they just stopped posting there that might be enough to recover some semblance of relationship w/their kids but no their own ego is more important to them
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@thinsapphic
…because of the n*zis. her growth was stunted by n*zi atrocities. this is profoundly disrespectful
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@Passeriform
@IwriteOK
@Archaeologuy
literally every society has used contraceptives, or things they believed to be contraceptives
this guy would also have to assume gay sex was not a thing until “about 100 years ago” lol
there is no way anyone actually believes this, they’re just saying shit at this point
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@johnroderick
john i know who you are from your association with max fun, and i’d had a vaguely positive impression of you before, but your story was frankly disturbing on several diff levels. ppl hate it bc it’s weird and disturbing. if this were an AITA i’d give you a real big YTA.
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@NEPA_Unhinged
@TerriDrawsStuff
you need to get checked for anosmia bc those things are like being punched in the face. they are disgustingly potent.
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@smileyspointns
@JessicaValenti
their hands aren’t tied. they can provide proper care. they’re just cowards.
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@ldtestino
@LucasFinton
yes let’s arrest more youth for existing in public that’ll fix things
🙄
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@Missy_E36
that is impossible to control. ios devices have minds of their own re: battery use. you could have it at 100% and arrive thirty minutes later at 91% bc some background process or update decided to do something heinous.
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@SirensRequiem
@NightlingBug
@chaoticgaythey
“people who menstruate” or other “people who” phrase relevant to the health issue at hand includes women who menstruate, unless you don’t see women as people
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@MiamiHerald
so, internment camps for undesirable people? really? this is really being suggested out loud?
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@littleferret22
fr every time it’s like, yeah nobody is denying there’s a correlation, it’s just that nobody else thinks that’s a problem. like autistic ppl can’t know their own mind or understand their own experiences or smth.
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@jackalbark
@godswallowing
oh i know the risk is fairly low, but that doesn’t change my lizard brain’s conviction that every spider i see will deffo murder me in my sleep lmao
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@OmariJPowell
@lyta_gold
“trans people exist and also women don’t exist to be mothers” = “chronically online”
sure bud. we see you. we know what you’re doing.
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@johnroderick
if you have a therapist i’d recommend getting their input and whether they think this was a healthy way to teach your kid a skill. bc it seems to me you taught your kid she can’t ask for help or explanations of any sort.
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@KatyMontgomerie
how surprising that it’s almost always black women they accuse of being “males”
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@godswallowing
idek about in the UK but there are spiders that can kill you in america too. i’m terrible at id-ing them so i’m just!!! terrified of all spiders!!!
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@Drplavbot
@keffals
he didn’t want to compete against women, ya dink, transphobes forced him to and then booed him when he won
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@youngcogan
i was asked to count backwards from 100 by even numbers once
i was just like, uh, i’m not sure i could do that sober, and started counting to ten like a reasonable goddamn person and i don’t think i got past 5
backwards by evens like wtf is wrong with you my dude
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@fawnleht
@purplechrain
if the teacher did that, the least of what should happen is firing. criminal charges should be filed against them and that family should sue the school as a whole and that teacher in specific, chRIST what a piece of shit that should not be anywhere near a child.
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@BtSquared2
13 month olds barking is funny but not that unusual tbh kids are fucking weird
shit i was hissing and meowing at other kids in 5th grade, and no, i wasn’t a furry, it was 1991
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@TheCut
“i’m personally getting tired of this incredibly small subculture that i am under no obligation to be a part of”
gen z barely gets laid at all and all age demos are having less sex in general but go off i guess, gotta clutch pearls about SOMETHING
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@nicetryofficer
well you see, it’s impossible to shut things down long enough to get it under control, it’s just not practi—
wait—
*holds earpiece*
so i’m being told this is actually totally possible bc many countries have already done it & they can now resume semi-normal life? 🤔
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@ExhaustedIsaac
yeah they say that about opioids too, & about government benefits such as disability and ebt.
it’s bullshit, it will always be bullshit, & blaming private individuals is what the establishment wants you to do, so that your attention isn’t on demanding the establishment change.
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@ErinInTheMorn
i love how they deflect with “well she’s obviously juicing!!!1!” when you point out they’re both cis. if she were, there are ALREADY rules in place about that, & it would still have NOTHING to do with trans ppl.
so transparently about how they hate all gender nonconformity.
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@The_TinyDonkey
@creatrixtiara
@Lifew_Chelsea9
certainly agreed, tho that takes time. meanwhile i absolutely think there should be a blanket requirement that any doctor-prescribed substances for athletes & staff are allowed in, & if the host country refuses then the games just won’t be hosted there.
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@raptorbaitjoe
@as_seenontv
you’re not wrong, i don’t know what it is either
they have a weird eerie look about them. early parks and rec pratt didn’t look like that at all, but he’s been gradually mutating
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@yurirando
weird child here who had nerd “boy” interests but with glitter pasted on. as a child i thought of myself as a tomboy bc nobody thought i was girling right and i had no other words for what i was
turns out what i was was autistic
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@Its_her_tmac
depends on if you mean nothing else changes, my physical age just regresses, or if i go back to 2002 & forget everything.
if i’m just physically younger then ABSOLUTELY. if i’m regressing back in time ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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@That1MedStudent
this is a violation of informed consent. he is admitting to LYING to patients.
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@PeriwinkleRN
@unicorn_mcsynn
@gaypyxis
it’s bc they fundamentally see the transness as the problem. all the problems stem from the transness, including SI. if they can just make the pesky transness go away, everything will “go back to normal” & they think if the child won’t desist, they’re never going to be happy.
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@AJromeda
@catacalypto
@theproestdwarf
oh my god i couldn’t process this at first and thought it was a surprisingly adorable elder god with weird tentacles
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@JUNlPER
@silentfuntimes
they managed to make a trans woman winning jeopardy into A Problem somehow
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@RickAutiello
@cwmagee
@chinchlady701
@hansdickie
the fact that you think this is an “extreme hypothetical” makes you hopelessly sheltered and naive tbh. yes that doctor should be fired bc they are endangering patients.
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@lenadolll
@tauriqmoosa
oh my god i saw an advert for that on my tv today and i had no idea
jesus christ imagine if you were looking for this kinda movie while stoned and found this shit oh my god i would disintegrate
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@realColinMac
@SgtDGumby
absolutely not. this guy clearly took a pick up artist course which is the reddest of flags.
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@kittokb
“hi i’ve written a document saying why liking horror movies is the same as wanting to be violently stalked and killed by monsters and serial killers irl”
lmao
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@trashcrumpet
@MizTeeFranklin
@eriantoinette
trust me you aren’t an expert at recognizing pain in anyone but yourself. ppl with chronic pain react differently, and you ought to know that. don’t fucking tell me how i feel.
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@kingsadgothboy
@CuddlePotato
@Chinchillazllla
she’s long-dead daniel
hcs about long-dead ppl are not only considered acceptable, fictionalized versions of real historical figures in fiction are extremely common lol
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@mybigcrack
man y’all need to chill, “y’all” is an excellent gender neutral second person plural pronoun & no other word quite serves as well, non-southerners are not only welcome to use it but encouraged
signed, a southerner
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@SSN14CO
@samblackledge
why do you pretend not to understand the point? the point isn’t that THEY’RE better or worse. the point is to show a system that previously excluded people like them is slowly changing to include them, which is good.
i find it difficult to believe this actually eludes you.
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@chitribopinions
we’re under crippling society-wide below poverty wages, have crushing debt, and no access to health care! NOT A SINGLE ONE OF US WITHOUT RICH PARENTS IS “EASY-BREEZY” YOU AWFUL BOOMER TRASH.
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@lilian_orchard
lol these aren’t writing tips this is just a list of your personal preferences and hang ups
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@chronicallybeee
the thing i find wildest is the “just wait till you hit [x age].” like you understand i have serious chronic pain & your response is to cheerfully inform me “oh well it’s gonna get SO MUCH WORSE haha 😄”
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@bbyzillennial
by the time i finally managed to get masks (it took weeks) they’d already pivoted back to “why are you still wearing masks, you silly goobers”
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@jameelajamil
funny how these shitwaffles blame you for “wanting sex” & not “accepting consequences” yet you never hear these same folks using that skeevy punishment-based language on the man. it doesn’t even occur to them. it’s never about the fetus, it’s about punishing women.
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@KatyMontgomerie
lmao helen claiming pelvic exams aren’t written into the ohio bill and then links to a source that explicitly lists “external and internal examination of genitalia”
what does she think that means? legit i cannot fathom what she thinks that means.
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@ERTBen
@mollyemakeup
right?! that’s what i can’t understand, what do they possibly have to lose by just RUNNING THE FUCKING TEST.
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@anastazjadavis
extremely good advice but the vast majority of the population will not even have the option to follow it sadly
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@notCursedE
tfw you’re afraid of women you claim are men in the women’s toilets so you invite actual men into the women’s toilets to protect you from women you claim are men in the women’s toilets
christ i just made myself dizzy trying to follow that spiral
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@mystmilano
i am once again asking you to remember that bisexuals and people who aren’t cis exist
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@yourgalnell
how is it that a tsa agent has never encountered a woman with a dick before
like i know this isn’t an unusual occurrence but this still blows my mind like wtf was this the agent’s first day
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